#lord dimitrescu dream AU

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Writing Prompts and Random Thoughts Masterlist

Hi! Welcome to my multifandom prompts and ideas! While these may have originally been written with specific characters or fandoms in mind, feel free to swap out characters or change the fandom if you like plot ideas but want to use a different character than who I originally wrote it for. Anyone may use my ask box either to chat or to ask questions. Or if anyone wants to submit fic ideas that they want writers to potentially see but are too shy, I’ll post them here as well. If you’re inspired by a prompt, you may use it and change it up however you want. There are NO rules. I just humbly ask that you please tag me if you use any of these prompts because I’d love to read it!Happy writing/reading! ✍️💜

Black Panther 2

How old are Attuma and Namora?

Namor Prompts (Mostly familial ideas, with reader as Namor’s daughter)

Namor Prompts #2

Attuma Prompts

Namor & Attuma Prompts

Namor & Attuma Prompts #2 (Silly, stupid ideas just for laughs)

Namor and Pirate! Reader Prompt

Reader showing Namor snow for the first time Prompt

Namor idea submitted by Anon

Eros and Psyche AU Dream with Namor

Namor & Attuma Prompts #3 (Beach/Swimming Pool centric)

What if Namor, Namora, and Attuma all got snapped?

Cowboy!/Outlaw! AU Namor and Tenoch Prompts

Cowboy! AU Namor Prompt (Inspired by Amnesia Rebirth)

Vampire! AU Namor and Tenoch Prompts

Vampire! AU Namor and Tenoch Prompts #2

Sweet and Stupid Namor and Tenoch Prompts

Bridgerton

What if future Bridgertons took the mantle of Lady Whistledown? 

Dark Deception

Gold Watchers Prompts

Downton Abbey

Tom Branson Prompts

Interview with the Vampire

Interview with the Vampire Prompts

Queen of the Damned/The Vampire Lestat and The Lost Boys Crossover Prompt

Queen of the Damned/The Vampire Lestat and Near Dark Crossover Prompt

Kdramas

Squid Game Prompts

Labyrinth

Jareth Prompts

Marvel

What if Zemo had a daughter who survived the Battle of Sokovia?

Selkie!Zemo AU 

Marvel Prompts feat. Bucky, Zemo, and Loki

Suitkovia AU Zemo Prompts feat. Bucky

Marvel Prompts #2 feat. Bucky and Zemo

Miscellaneous

Anthony Stewart Head Character Prompts (Nathan Wallace and Rupert Giles)

Charlie Hunnam Character Prompts (Alan McMichael, King Arthur, Raymond Smith, and Will “Ironhead” Miller)

Ken Prompts (Barbie 2023)

Roberto “Beto” Prompts (Madres 2021)

Mozart in the Jungle

Manuel “Manu”/Tenoch AU Prompts 

Manuel “Manu”/Tenoch AU Prompts #2

Night at the Museum 

Al Capone/Lancelot Prompts (Mostly Lancelot)

Pedro Pascal and Characters

Pedro Pascal Character Prompts (Agent Jack “Whiskey” Daniels, Javi Gutierrez, Max Lord, Din Djarin, and Max Phillips)

Pedro Pascal Character Prompts #2 (Din Djarin, Marcus Moreno, and Dieter Bravo)

Din Djarin Eros and Psyche AU Prompt

Max Phillips and Dimitrescu Daughter Prompt

Detective Tim Rockford and The Thief Crossover AU Prompt

Clue/Murder Mystery AU Prompt feat. Detective Tim Rockford, Max Phillips, and The Thief

Pedro Pascal Character Prompts #3 (Detective Tim Rockford, The Thief, and Max Phillips. Mostly Crossover AUs)

Ezra (Prospect) Prompts (feat. Max Phillips)

Predator

How does a Yautja deal with their human mate’s mortality?

What if reader found a Yautja pup in a space pod?

Pushing Daisies

Pushing Daisies Prompts

Real Person Fanfiction

Tenoch Huerta as Gomez Addams Prompt

Historical/Fairytale AU Prompts for Tenoch Huerta 

Historical/Fairytale AU Prompts for Tenoch Huerta #2 

Bridgerton AU Prompt feat. Tenoch Huerta as a doctor/surgeon

Tenoch Huerta and Pedro Pascal as Vampires AU Prompt

Tenoch Huerta and Pedro Pascal as Vampires AU Prompt #2

Santa Clause

All I want for Christmas is Older Bernard content

Bernard & Chubby! Reader ask

Slashers and Horror

Thirst for older! Billy Loomis after seeing Scream 2022

What do you think Chromeskull’s phone password is?

Imagining Art the Clown as a dad after seeing Terrifier 2

Art the Clown, Sam, and The Jester as a Halloween slasher family 

Various Slashers Prompts (Brahms Heelshire, Ghostface, Thomas Hewitt, Jason Voorhees, Asa Emory, Jesse Chromeans, Severen Van Sickle and Bo Sinclair)

Bo Sinclair Fucks Around and Finds Out Rusty Nail is your dad Prompt (Joy Ride 2-3 and House of Wax crossover)

The Craft and The Lost Boys Crossover Prompt (Michael Emerson x reader, Platonic Lost Boys and reader. Sort of Rockstar AU)

Dominic Craven and John Crossover Prompts (He’s Out There/The Dare)

Van Helsing 2004 

Vladislaus Dracula and his Brides Prompts 

[movedtodykedvonte]

Specific Father Ethan Au Character Stuff

There is like specific things that the characters do differently in the au or have to become accustomed to and I just thought I’d say some of the important things.

Alcina Dimitrescu

No more human blood for Alcina and her daughters, they can finish off what they have but now it’s just pigs blood or other live stock (Think Angel the vampire)

All the vampire wenches are purged, like the dungeon gals. Alcina is upset because those took time to make

Her castle is updated with tech and security systems. The systems are to insure they aren’t killing people anymore and  the tech is to slowly get her and her daughters used to the outside world

Starts to open up about her resentment of Mother Miranda and starts living a little more wildly (Miranda always told her to stay proper)

Now she wears dresses that come about her ankle and so do the girls (scandalous!!!) 

Donna and Angie

She can keep her garden but she has to put a limit on her hallucinogenic flowers. Like why do you have so many?

No more dolls with knives, Angie is most upset about this.

When they give her tech, she immediately falls in love with fashion blogs and toy review channels. Asks for more fabric to get into modern stuff

Shows her face more and tries to have more identity away from Angie. This is a mutual thing and Angie encourages Donna to be more head strong making friends

Invites a lot of Chris’s agents and task members over for tea parties along with the lords and the winters (so far only Moreau and Ethan/Rose have accepted)

least affected by Mother Miranda’s death and actively mentions that she was a horrible mom (never liked her dolls)

Salvatore Moreau

They start building canals that Moreau can swim through to get around the village and other lords homes. Walking in the cold climate has always been a struggle

When he gets tech, he immediately watches more movies, doesn’t really use it much other wise.

Starts to get a backbone and stand up for himself more. Will not hesitate to throw up on you (gross)

Chris and his crew try their hardest tp get him to a stable condition, because Chris can recognize an unstable umbrella virus any where

Doesn’t talk about Mother Miranda but he is still struggling to accept that she never cared (he went through a lot and he doesn’t want it to have been for nothing)

They fix up the reservoir and honestly Moreau is just happy people are willingly being around him for once.

Karl Heisenberg 

You can keep the lycans sir but be have to confiscate your franken-zombie-robot army

Doesn’t care, kinda happy he can just chill in his factory and no report to that bitch Miranda

He kinda just makes arbitrary death machines for funnies or helps Chris and his guys with renovations

Tries to leave the village often. He still wants to see the world and wishes the task force could get their tests over faster

Is glad Miranda is dead but feels a little hollow in the fact he didn’t get to finish the job like he planned (feels like he didn’t really get payback)

Kinda fucks around with his abilities even more (tries to fly on a sheet of metal, has been seen plummeting out of the sky)

Mia Winters

Technically she is allowed to leave but won’t leave Ethan or Rose behind

Has frequent nightmares of being held captive by Miranda and dreams of what life would be like if she just quit her job

She is aware of the bond of the mold and kinda feels left out seeing as everyone but her and the taskforce members have it. Also feels guilt over wanting what is effectively a dieses they are stuck with

Holds on to Rose more than Ethan, just because he constantly attracts the other lords and she can’t get use to them

Uses cooking to like destress, dives head first into the local cuisine again ( I know it was Miranda but I think it’s funny)

Rarely leaves their house as she is rightfully scared of the lycans (though they are relatively harmless to them... maybe... she should stay inside)

Ethan Winters

So goddamn tired of everything

He can feel and sense the mold and sometimes when he sleeps he slips into the hive mind. This kinda means he knows what the lords looked like before the transformation (the lords don’t necessarily realize it’s not a weird dream)

Pain tolerance is like up to max, he probably sticks his hand in fire to prove a point when Chris tells him to be careful.

Wishes Mia would give the lords a chance, seeing as they are going to be stuck together for a while

Senses the strength of the mold is Rose and is terrified about what that entails

Visits each lord frequently just because, they will come to his house and they will find every way in besides doors.

Just some character specific tidbits. Just getting thoughts out and down in case they become part of something bigger.

[sireniana]

Ooooh how about hc's for the four lords in the outside world?

Oooh yes! I'm goinh for a "cured au" approach here, so keep that in mind. :)

-Alcina-

-Doorways vs. Lady Dimitrescu, ultimate showdown.

-Pretty chill about it, although she missed being able to people watch.

-Mostly cured (no claws, no desire for blood, shrunk to only 8ft tall though, she's ticked. Being freakily tall is not helping her attempts at re-entering polite society.)

-Would never leave without her daughters, so we'll say they moved somewhere very warm. Delighted as she is that her precious buglets are safe, she does miss the colder weather.

-Uses her wine expertise to establish a very successful vineyard, it yields just enough for a decent profit. (Her daughters always manage to destroy half of the crop one way or another.)

-All in all, not much change but grateful to feel safe for the first time in decades.

-Donna-

-Uh oh. Socializing. Without Angie. With a prominent facial scar.

-Hooooo boy. Would fair pretty badly at first. (Alcina drags her to therapy once a month.)

-Enjoys easier access to fabric, also, the internet immediately becomes her crutch. Learns alot of cool sewing techniques and makes unholy amounts of stuffed animals.

-Learns ventriloquism and freaks out her siblings by making their stuff talk. ("WHY THE FUCK DID MY HAMMER TELL ME TO TAKE A BATH-").

-Learns how to cook (finally!) And overbakes to the point it's weird if the other Lords don't find baked goods on their doorstep every other morning.

-Studies the stars and has an Etsy that pays the bills very nicely.

-Adjusts eventually and learns to be happy again.

-Moreau-

-Very torn. On one hand: Yay! Human again, people smiling instead of screaming!

-On the other: What do I do now?

-Relearns medicine, much quicker than other students due to latent memories resurfacing. Doesn't trust himself to become a pediatrician just yet, so he becomes a professor at a local college.

-Takes a long time to grasp the fact that people are talking to him again, something which had been his dream for years on end.

-Has a coy pond and talks over all his major decisions with his fish.

-As hopeless a romantic as ever, but will take a very long time before he's ready for a relationship. Years as a monster will do things to your head.

-Heisenberg-

-Dumpster diving 24/7.

-Sleep? I think you mean coffee.

-Doesn't know what to use his skills for if he's not roleplaying Dr. Frankenstein. So he gets a job at a Autobody shop.

-Terrorizes Starbucks employees at strange hours.

-Still feels vulnerable without his sunglasses.

-Adjusts well, but Alcina stills forces him into therapy. And yes, they still hate each other, bit it's slightly more playful.

-Makes trinkets and gives them to random people because he "Doesn't want all this junk in his house."

-Has a lot of junk in his house anyway.

[ghost-with-a-teacup]

Whisk Me Away, Cruel Hands of Fate → Chapter 1: The Price of Eternity

Summary: Once, you thought that eternity was kind. She promised you forever by your family's side, of an immortal life filled with nothing but joy and happiness. But kind things can also be cruel, this is proven when Ethan Winters comes knocking on the Castle's doors, taking away the ones you loved most. Now you would trade eternity within a heartbeat, pleading with Death to take you away too.

OR

In the aftermath of Ethan Winters and his reign of destruction, you miss your family more than words could tell, reminiscing with memories in place of your cruel reality.

A 'For All Eternity' AU

Word Count: 2,797

Warnings: Canonical character death, canonical violence, mentions of suicide

Type: Angst, heavy angst, because I like to cause myself pain apparently :))

Additional Notes: Hi! This is my first fic back on Tumblr and just in general after a little while. For context, this was written as an AU of my longer fic 'For All Eternity on AO3, which you can read here, but it can also be read as a standalone! Read this story on AO3 here. This will be a two-part fic!

In the earliest hours of the morning, when the prospect of light only glimmered from the eerie glow of the moon, the castle as old as time stood tall on the hill overlooking the old village its inhabitants once ruled over. Its spires still stood tall and ominous as the years passed, invoking fear in anyone that happened to pass by, the hard stone walls now littered with holes in its age. The windows were dusty now, but every so often the light liked to play tricks, depicting a lone shadow drifting by.

But that was all imaginary, it had been a long time since anyone had truly lived in this castle, even longer since anyone lived in the village, all of it was now a distant dream in the back of your mind.

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Long ago, this village was a happy one. It was ruled by Mother Miranda alongside four powerful Lords who were just and true. Like any village however, it too had its secrets, and perhaps this one had the darkest secrets of them all.

But the inhabitants were none the wiser, they lived content with the lives they were given. Their bellies were full, their houses warm, all courtesy of the kind Lords that reigned over them. There were disappearances at times, hungry man-eating beasts that roamed the perimeter, but that of course was normal right? How could it not be, when for the villagers it was all they knew. All that mattered was that they lived to see another day and that they were happy.

Perhaps the happiest were the inhabitants of Castle Dimitrescu, the stunning castle just past the boundaries of villagers' homes. Its head was the fair Lady Dimitrescu who was as tall as she was beautiful despite the rumours that she lived off of the blood of the girls who disappeared from the village. With her came 3 daughters just as beautiful, albeit bloodthirsty with a penchant for chaos wherever they went.

Daniela, the youngest, was perhaps the most chaotic, the most cruel, but that came with being the youngest child did it not? Free reign to do whatever you’d like without consequence. Cassandra, the middle child, with the tendency to be as messy as she was calculated, her next moves unpredictable which made you fear her all the more. And Bela, the eldest child who was wise beyond her years, but that did not mean she was any better than her sisters, if anything it made her more terrifying because with one look she could understand you better than you could understand yourself.

And yet there was a hidden depth to them that only you could see, a kindness to these four inhabitants that only you were lucky enough to know as time went on because you decided to ignore the rumours to truly know them.

You, the loving wife to the matriarch and the mother to your three sweet, sweet girls.

It was funny how you came to arrive at Castle Dimitrescu, traipsing in through the doors like the foolish tourist you were. Typically intruders would be chased around before inevitably being brought to the cellar, killed and drained of all their blood. And yet...something about you was different, and Alcina could see that even if she didn’t quite know what.

Little did you both know you would grow close and fall into a love like the fairytales of your childhood despite being from two completely different worlds. Little did you know you would one day carry the Dimitrescu name and become part of a family you held so dearly to your heart.

Of course, every story has its villains, the dragon guarding the castle, the witches and their potions.

In the beginning, you thought you would live in bliss forever, every day glowing brighter than the last with the joy it brought. But one day the Hunter’s Association thought they could test their luck against your family, and that day Lady Luck was almost on their side.

You don’t think you could ever forget the fear you felt that day, Cassandra almost completely solidified to stone, unmoving like a corpse, with Bela desperately clutching onto her sister as she began freezing herself. You don’t think you could forget the anger you felt either as four men stood over them, ready to strike the killing blow to your precious daughters in fear of what they didn’t understand. Simply because your daughters had a nature that was out of their control.

With a sword in your hand you flew forward, all self-preservation lost to the wind, replaced with a sense of fierce protectiveness to protect the daughters that were not technically yours, but yours all the same ever since you showed an unending kindness despite knowing what they did to survive.

With severe strikes with your sword, you almost came out victorious, but not before almost losing your life to an unsuspected blow to your side. However with Mother Miranda and the cadou, you were reborn with new powers; fire breathing butterflies almost like your daughters, all marked with the familiar golden eyes of your family.

After coming through, you finally married Alcina, saying your vows within the walls of the Castle and promising yourselves to each other in a ceremony of fluttering roses and glittering gowns. That was the day you truly became a Dimitrescu. From that day forth it was supposed to only be filled with joy and happiness with your beloved family, for all eternity.

Until he came along.

Ethan Winters, the doting father who would stop at nothing to get his daughter back.

No one knew what Miranda was up to until that fateful meeting, where each Lord was tasked to bring back a part of Rose to their domain for safekeeping until the ceremony took place, the one to bring back Miranda’s beloved daughter Eva.

Alcina could understand where Miranda was coming from, you as well. Your daughters were so precious to you both, you already almost lost them once, if you ever truly lost them you don’t know what yourself. So preparations for the ceremony went forward.

Everyone expected the ceremony to proceed without issue, for what could stop immortal beings more powerful than gods? It was why you went on a business trip out of town as scheduled, wine business was no small feat after all.

No one expected Ethan to be as persistent as he was, him being a mere human and all. But like a snake he slithered quietly, creeping up on his pray while his victims were unknowing until they were inevitably trapped in his jaws and swallowed down.

One by one he took each of your family members out while you were none the wiser, your loved ones falling to the hands of this, this manthing while you could do nothing in retaliation.

What you didn’t know was that each of them called out for you as they perished, their bodies drifting away with the wind leaving nothing but a statue behind.

“Mama, please!”

“Mama I don’t... want to... die”

“I’m sorry...mama”

“I love you my darling if only I could say it one last time...”

If only their voices could have carried over the wind too, maybe then could you all still be living together happily as it should have been.

No. What happened was that you came back to a quiet village. Not even the crows were brave enough to cry out, all you were met with was pure utter silence.

In a flurry you rushed home after seeing the destruction, forgoing the horse you rode and instead swarming in a flurry of fiery red butterflies. Bursting through the doors you called out desperately for anyone only to be met with no reply.

“ALCINA!!! DANIELA!!! BELA!!! CASSANDRA!!! PLEASE, ANYONE!!”

You called out to the high heavens, desperately flying around in search of your beloved family amidst the destruction of the place you called home. And one by one you did find them, dead and left behind, solidified to stone and freezing them in their final moments.

Daniela was the first you found, her statue left behind in the library she loved to frequent so often. At the sight you collapsed in front of her, tears streaming down your face as you tried to choke down your sobs. With shaky hands you reached up, cradling her face in your hands as delicately as you could. As if with a mere breath the last remnants of her would too float away.

“Oh, my poor baby...my sweet sweet Daniela, I’m...so sorry”

Gently you gathered her into your arms, knowing she was already gone even though you wished it wasn’t true. As carefully as you could, you carried her down to the Hall of the Four.

This place once held such fond memories, it’s where your wedding ceremony took place after all. And now...now it was your family’s final resting place because deep down you knew that one by one you’ll find your two other daughters and your loving wife in the same state.

Without care you swept away the old bust that sat there, not even blinking as it crashed down to the floor, marble going everywhere. Already your mind was going numb with the anguish you felt, there was nothing left to live for if your loved ones were dead. Floating up, you pressed a kiss to her forehead before setting off once more.

Mindlessly you swept across the castle, finding each statue one by one. You found Bela next, her statue in a similar pose to Daniela. And just like her, you cradled Bela in your arms as well, holding her close to your chest as you whispered softly despite the fact that she would never hear your words.

“I’m sorry Bela, I know you tried your best...you can rest now my darling”

Just like Daniela, you carried Bela’s solidified body down to the Hall of the Four, placing her down as delicately as you could and not allowing any pieces to crumble away any further before placing a soft kiss on her forehead.

Cassandra was the most difficult to find although you weren’t surprised, it would be Cassandra who would put up the biggest fight. When you eventually came across her body in the armoury you let out a humourless laugh, of course she would be here. If there was anywhere in the Castle she loved, it would be the armoury.

“Oh, Cassie... You put up quite the fight, didn’t you, my sweet girl. I’m...sorry I couldn’t protect you as I did before.”

Making your way back, you placed your final daughter’s statue down on the plinth, placing a kiss on Cassandra’s forehead as well before collapsing, the task taking everything out of you. It was like that nightmare you lived through all those years before...except this time around your deepest fears came true. Your daughters were truly gone, and there was nothing you could do about it.

Taking in a deep breath you hardened yourself as best you could because you knew the moment you saw Alcina only then would you truly break. That this horrific day was really true and that everyone was gone.

There was one place you didn’t look yet in your search, the tall tower that hardly anyone ever went to anymore, just past the Hall of the Four, the tower of the Dimitrescu family crypt. You knew it held the Dagger of Death’s Flowers, the only thing that could truly kill your wife once and for all, and considering the fact that she was not at your side this very moment...you knew that was where she would be.

On shaky legs, you pushed yourself up to your feet before flying forward with nothing but heartbreak on your mind.

It wasn’t difficult to follow the trail of destruction the battle left behind, the rubble and blood creating a path ascending the tower up to the very top. You took your time climbing the steps, not swarming which would be the faster alternative. As if to torture your mind even more, you tried to imagine the fight your wife put up in her final moments until eventually reaching the top, finding the massive hole Alcina’s dragon form left behind.

Deep in the darkness, you could see her crystallized corpse laying there, her soul long carried away by the God of Death. Closing your eyes, you will your body turn into butterflies allowing you to float down gently before reforming in front of her.

The moment you laid eyes upon her you fell apart, loud sobs echoing through the silent room as you held her close. You felt as though you were burning up from the inside out, hotter than your flames could ever take you in the midst of your heart tearing apart, reality finally settling in.

Whispers of happier times played through your head, a mockery in the face of the loss, what a cruel hand fate has dealt.

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“Mama! Come play with us! I promise we’ll play fairly this time,” Daniela said with a laugh, a mischievous look in her eyes.

“Would you...like to come by the Opera Hall today, mama? I’ve been practicing something I thought you might like” Bela asked shyly.

“Let’s go on a walk, Mama! The flowers are in bloom and I think this year they are the most beautiful yet,” Cassandra said with a happy smile as she pulled you along by the hand.

“I love you, and I will continue to love you more and more as the days grow to weeks, weeks to months, months to years until forever runs out of time,” Alcina vowed.

“By you, I think I am forever undone. I am bound to you as you are to me. For all eternity.” You said in turn. For all eternity.

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Eternity didn’t seem to be so long, you thought bitterly now as you carried Alcina back in your arms, having cried out the last of your tears of day until tomorrow inevitable came. Tomorrow without them by your side...

A single tear fell from your eye as you walked back across the bridge. What did you have left now? Mere statues that would never amount to anything near the real thing, and whispers of memories that seemed oh so distant now. Only days ago were you happily eating dinner in the dining room, lighthearted conversation ringing out. Only days ago did you last fall asleep in Alcina’s arms after the throes of passion in her embrace. Only days ago were you reading a book to your daughters as they clung to your every word, cuddled close as Alcina looked on with fond eyes. And now here you were, placing their corpses on plinths that never should have been theirs. They should be here, WITH YOU. But instead, you were here, all by yourself, until the gentle hands of Death carried you away too.

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That horrible day was a few years past now, and you were only a ghost of who you once were. You would float mindlessly through the halls, and if you imagined hard enough, you could pretend that they were still there. That Daniela was fooling around with Cassandra. That Bela was playing piano down the hall, the soft tune making its way across the castle. That Alcina was walking to you with open arms, ready to meet you with her embrace. But blink once and the illusion fell apart, the cold reality in its place.

Immortality was cruel now that you thought about it, even if in the beginning it came to you with promises of forever with the ones you loved. Lose them and it is no longer kind. No matter what you tried, Death would look you straight in the face and with a shake of their head deem it was not yet your time. So instead you were forced to live on, suffering in the silence, sipping only the tiniest of drops of Sanguis Virginis to sustain a hunger just short of unbearable. That too was cruel, having to live off of the very wine whose business trip kept you from saving your own family. But it’s not like you had a choice, there were no more maidens left in the village to drink from after all.

But no more, today was the day you die, you thought as you clutched the Dagger of Death’s Flowers in your hands, finally found after searching for years through the rubble of that day. Glancing up, you look at the statues that stared coldly back, the golden eyes you once knew replaced with crystal.

Finally, you could grasp Death’s hand and join your family in the afterlife.

[darling-i-read-it]

Village Home

Ethan Winters x reader

Word Count: 2.3k

Warnings: injury, re8 spoilers, death,

Author’s Note: yeah i had to write the dream i had weeks ago i had i have no regrets

Summary: An AU where Karl goes straight to Ethan asking him if he wants to take down Miranda with the other Lords and Ethan accepts. After they defeat her, you and Ethan grow close.

I don’t own these characters. They belong to author/director/creator

(not my gif) (theres no ethan gifs cause his face isn't shown rip)

You stood outside of the Beneviento residence, taking a drink of your water. You leaned against the gate taking deep breaths. You liked working for Donna, she and Angie were always really nice to you. That being said it sometimes got a bit hard when she lost control. You helped her around the house. You would rather have gone to her than the Dimitrescu castle. At least Donna wasn’t going to murder you. She loved you too much.

You looked up at the sky, taking deep breaths as you prepared yourself to go back into the house.

“Y/N! Oh well hello.” You looked back down to eye level and stood up quickly. Karl Heisenberg walked up to you to which you rolled your eyes.

“Does Donna know you’re stopping by?” you asked as he emerged from the brush. Followed closely behind him was a scruffy looking guy, taller than Heisenberg, more nervous looking. His clothes indicated that he wasn’t from the village. You didn’t recognize him either.

“No but I need to chat with her. Sorry I couldn’t get supersized to come along with me but I just managed to pry ol Ethan here from her grasp and get her on my side.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” you asked.

“You haven’t heard of the plan? We’re taking down Mother Miranda. When we get Donna on our side of course when you let us pass.” You looked at the man beside him.

“Who’s this?”

“You don’t know who this is? Well this is Ethan Winters! Father of the hour. Come on now, let us pass.” You looked between the two of them. You had heard of Ethan, Angie was talking about him. He was scrawnier than you imagined.

“Alright then. Walk with me.”

You opened the gate and they followed you inside.

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When you arrived back at the house Donna, Angie and Karl left you and Ethan in the main room to speak. You imagined they would talk for a while. You could already imagine Karl’s loud booming voice arguing with Donna’s quiet one, the tension heavy.

You looked over at Ethan.

“Would you like to sit?” you asked. He looked antsy.

“How long do you think they’ll be?”

“Probably a couple minutes. Come on, sit.” You pulled up a chair beside one of the small tables by the stairs. He sat down at the one across from you, clearly happy to have a moment's rest.

“Who are you anyway?” he asked.

“Donna’s caretaker. I used to live in the village. I suppose I’m glad I don’t anymore,” you said laughing nervously.

“I was just there. It’s terrible down there. People are all dead.” You nodded solemnly.

“I figured. I’m glad to hear that Alcina and Heisenberg are teaming up to take down Mother Miranda. She’s the real big bad. She doesn’t care about any of them, just herself.” Ethan looked over at you, studying your face. You had a composure he admired. He needed someone who dind’ outlook like they were gonna murder him.

“She has my daughter.” You nodded solemnly.

“I heard. I’m sorry about that. I hope you can get her back.” He looked over at you and smiled a bit.

“Thank you. I hope you get let out of this place.”

“I like it here honestly. Donna and Angie are very nice to me. I’d prefer it here to the village.” Heisenberg opened the door quickly and walked out. You looked up at him. Ethan stood up quickly.

“She’s in Ethan!” Ethan spared you a look and saw a gentle smile on your face. You walked up to Donna and whispered something to her through her veil. She nodded and you grabbed her arm.

“I’ll see you soon Ethan Winters. Good luck,” you said. He gave you a nod and turned with Karl out the door.

====

Donna returned to the house after the fight with Mother Miranda exhausted. Angie was trying to carry her which was clearly not working out in her favor. You helped Angie hold her up and carried her inside.

“How was it?” you asked.

“She’s dead!” Angie said, clapping. Angie got up on the counter as you helped Donna sit down. You carefully removed her veil. She didn’t like taking it off when others were around but you were an exception.

“Are you alright? Where are you hurt?”

“My arm,” she said weakly. Clearly Mother Miranda had tried to stop her source of power but it hadn’t worked. You nodded and immediately started to help patch her up.

“How are the rest of the Lords? Or Ethan and his daughters?”

“Someone likes Ethannnn,” Angie mused. You rolled your eyes. “They’re all fine! Everyone lived except for the wretched witch.” You nodded happily.

“I’m glad.”

“Ethan is staying at Alcina’s,” Donna whispered. “Him and his daughter. Go and see them when I go to sleep. He could use a friend.”

“Apparently Mother Miranda murdered his wife! Serves her right. I heard she tried to kill him,” Angie said. You scoffed and looked over at her as you worked on Donna’s arm.

“I’ll go and see him after you’re all settled.” Donna nodded happily and then looked down at her injured arm.

====

You had walked to the Dimitrescu castle only a couple of times before but you never forgot the way. You were amazed to see the state that the village was in but you passed through it quickly. The afternoon was gloomy as you entered in the gates.

“Are you here to see Ethannnn?” Cassandra asked, emerging out of her bugs. You nodded.

“Yes actually. Where is he?”

“We’re keeping him and little Rose upstairs.” Rose. That was his daughter. You nodded and walked up stairs.

You were able to find him quickly. He was sitting on a chair in the library, rocking a baby back and forth on his chest. You smiled a bit at him.

“You look pretty knocked out,” you said. He turned around quickly. He had blood stained on his jacket and mud on his face.

“It’s her fault, not the fight,” he muttered and chuckled a little bit. You walked up to him and sat down on the chair beside him.

“May I?” you asked, opening your arms. He hesitated for a second and then decided he needed the break. He trusted you more than the vampires he was living with. Rose was a cute child. She reached for your hair and then laid her head down on your chest. You bounced her slowly.

“Thank you,” he muttered, taking his jacket off. You nodded.

“Of course.” You looked above Rose’s head to him. “If you want to shower and clean up, I can watch her.” He looked really tired but still he was hesitant. He watched you bounce her for a second and her eyes shut slowly.

“I think she likes you. She hasn’t gone to sleep since the fight.” You shrugged.

“I used to watch some babies in the village. I have that special touch,” you said laughing a bit.

“You wouldn’t mind watching her?” he asked. You shook your head.

“They have wonderful bathroom’s here too. Go on ahead.” He stood up and rubbed Rose’s head a bit.

“Thank you Y/N.” You nodded, shooing him away.

“Go on Ethan, we’ll be here when you get back.”

=====

Alcina did not enjoy getting calls from Angie. She didn’t mind getting them from Donna but Angie was a whole other thing. She hung up the phone promptly, standing up from her desk.

The call had said that you, Donna’s caretaker was still not back yet which meant she was somewhere in the castle. Alcina was surprised that you hadn’t left yet. Hopefully the girls hadn’t gotten ahold of you. She might not hear the end of it from Angie, let alone Donna herself.

Alcina walked to the top floor before opening the door to the library.

“There you are,” she muttered and then stopped. She couldn’t help but feel a stab of adorance in her chest. How she loved children and families.

You were laying on the couch with little Rose in your arms. You were both asleep. Ethan Winters was sitting beside the couch, his head on your resting arm. He held your hand. Alcina paused and then turned back to leave. She would let you sleep before making you return to Donna’s. For the babies sake of course.

====

Months Later

“Are you going down to the village? Again?!” Angie called as you put on your jacket. You rolled your eyes at her.

“Donna said that she’s alright for the day. She’s gotten much better, you need to lay off.” Angie ran up to you, crossing her arms aggressively.

“You are choosing a man over a Beneviento!” Angie complained.

“I am not. I just don’t live here anymore Angie,” you told her. She scoffed as you put on your shoes.

“A scam,” she muttered. You rolled your eyes again and opened the door.

“Goodbye Donna! I’ll see you tomorrow!” Donna walked over from the kitchen and waved at you with a small smile on her face. You waved goodbye to her and then waved at Angie who did not wave back at you.

The walk back to the village was nice. The snow was still melting away so you were able to walk through it back down the hill to the gate. You reached the village quickly. There were actually a few survivors that had been hiding out during the fight. They were rebuilding their homes, helping each other out.

You waved at a couple of them as you walked by.

“Well hello Mrs. Winters! Are you here for some food for the little one?” The Duke asked as you approached. You scoffed.

“Don’t jump ahead Duke, I’m not a Winters. And yes, dinner for all three of us. Here is the fish Ethan caught earlier he said it was enough.” You handed him things from your bag which he took with a bright smile.

“Give me only a moment.” He turned and you waited patiently for him until he was able to produce enough for three dishes. He handed the pot to you. “Serve up hot.” You nodded. “And I believe you're an honorary Winters at this point my dear.” You rolled your eyes.

“Thank you Duke!”

You walked the rest of the way back to your home. It was a nice place that Ethan was in the midst of fixing up. He spent most of his days helping out the villagers with their houses, as he also fixed up yours.

“Well hello there!” you called to him. He was up on the roof. He waved.

“You got the food?”

“Yes sir. Where’s Rosey?”

“Next door,” he said, gesturing to the house. You nodded.

“I’m putting this inside then I’ll go get her. Do you need help down?” He shook his head and gestured to the latter. You nodded and walked inside, putting your things down with the food. Then you walked next door where a nice lady named Jody lived. You knocked on the door and she opened it quickly.

“Hello! I have your little one right here.” She handed you Rose. You smiled and bounced her on your hip.

“Thank you so much Jody. Oh you’re getting so big Rose,” you said smiling. She nodded.

“Anytime, it’s always a pleasure.”

You gave her a nod and then turned back to the house. Ethan was at the table now, setting up the food.

“Here she is,” you said. He helped you put her in the makeshift booster seat.

“How’s Donna?”

“Really good. She’s basically completely healed and doing even better now that Mirandas gone. Hows the Dimitrescus?”

“Great. They wanna eat me less and less everyday.”

“You could have just lived with Karl.”

“The machines he makes scare Rose,” he explained, setting up your plate. You nodded as she cooed at her dad. He kissed her head and then kissed yours before sitting down beside you.

“Well whatever is best for little Rose.”

“Alright, we’re all set to eat.” You nodded and started to eat some of the food, watching as Rose tried to decide if she wanted to eat some too.

After a couple minutes of silent eating Ethan looked up.

“Thank you,” he said boldly. You raised an eyebrow.

“For what?”

“Being here. Staying around. Not dying.” You laughed a bit.

“You’re welcome. Thank you for the same thing.” Ethan nodded a bit sheepishly then looked down at the food.

“I love you, you know that?” You nodded.

“I love you too, Winters.” You grabbed his hand and squeezed it happily. He did the same. Rose reached out so she could also grab your guys hands. You all laughed.

[ladyorlandodream]

Lady Dimitrescu-tag FanFiction List PART 6

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 7

1101) Bittersweet Scars (Chapters in progress)

1102) not in my good satantic cul de sac (short story)

1103) How Did You Love? (Chapters in progress)

1104) Sea of Emotions (Chapters in progress)

1105) "and always, there is hunger / i will admit that i do not know if i should hold you or eat you." (Chapters in progress)

1106) The Gifts of Desecration (Chapters in progress)

1107) Vampiric Love (Chapters in progress)

1108) Lady Dimitrescu spanks Jean-Jacques Rousseau (short story)

1109) Some People Say A Man Is Made Outta Mud (Chapters in progress)

1110) Irreplaceable (Chapters in progress)

1111) Give In- A Lady D x Fem Reader Story (Chapters in progress)

1112) We're Going Home (short story)

1113) Look Out the Window (short story)

1114) A Hope in Hell (Chapters in progress)

1115) Shared Depths (Chapters in progress)

1116) 睡美人 (Chapters Completed)

1117) Everything You Never Wanted (Chapters in progress)

1118) Part Two: The Chase (short story)

1119) In Your Light (short story)

1120) the lady's hound (Chapters in progress)

1121) My crazy family (Chapters Completed)

1122) Within these walls our fates shall intertwine (Chapters in progress)

1123) I Dreamt of Yellow Flowers (Chapters in progress)

1124) white scars (Chapters in progress)

1125) Craving (Chapters in progress)

1126) Your walls are blizzards, but your center is a garden. (Chapters in progress)

1127) I'll take you anywhere you need to go (short story)

1128) Welcome to the Family, Boy (short story)

1129) Red Tainted Thorns (Chapters in progress)

1130) Ain’t So Tough (short story)

1131) You Pushed Yourself Too Far, Cassandra (short story)

1132) Tentalinigus (short story)

1133) A Pretentious Journey (Chapters in progress)

1134) Ask me to leave (Chapters in progress)

1135) Sanguis Virginis (Chapters in progress)

1136) Through fated stars (Chapters in progress)

1137) Bela and the maiden (Chapters Completed)

1138) maiden's virtue (Chapters in progress)

1139) The Tragedy of Salvatore Moreau (Chapters in progress)

1140) Looking Through (short story)

1141) Part of the Family (Chapters in progress)

1142) Behind Porcelain Eyes (Chapters in progress)

1143) something wretched & oh so beautiful (Chapters in progress)

1144) A Promise of a Lifetime of Love even after death (short story)

1145) Rough Day (short story)

1146) A Sacrifice To The Goddess...es (short story)

1147) Little Fawn (Chapters in progress)

1148) Дневник Моро (short story)

1149) The Adventures of Ethan Winters and His Friend (Chapters in progress)

1150) I'm all hers (Chapters in progress)

1151) Ethan's Romp in The Village (Chapters in progress)

1152) Famished Follies and a Flower (short story)

1153) Suck the Blood from My Wound (short story)

1154) Ophelia (Chapters in progress)

1155) Everything Right, Still Not Enough (Chapters in progress)

1156) The enemy of my enemy is my friend? (Chapters in progress)

1157) The Horse Lord's Morning Glory (Chapters in progress)

1158) What Lies Beneath (Chapters in progress)

1159) Won't Bite (Chapters Completed)

1160) Into The Realm Of Supernaturals (Chapters in progress)

1161) little sister. (Chapters in progress)

1162) We Lay in Our Graves (short story)

1163) meet me in the pale moonlight (short story)

1164) A Dinner? (short story)

1165) Divine Taste (short story)

1166) Thorn In Her Side (short story)

1167) Resident Evil Village: An Alternate Path.

1168) Our Dear Hunter (Chapters in progress)

1169) Lady in Black (Creative, I know) (Chapters in progress)

1170) Yes, my Lady. I see you. (Chapters in progress)

1171) Bite Me, Asshole (Chapters in progress)

1172) Finding One's self (Chapters in progress)

1173) The Maid's Diary (Chapters in progress)

1174) Die Schöne und das Biest (Chapters in progress)

1175) Death's Angel (Chapters in progress)

1176) Sit on me, Lady (short story)

1177) Risking Just Enough (Chapters in progress)

1178) Ceasefire (short story)

1179) drunk on you (Chapters Completed)

1180) Pawns in Red (short story)

1181) Bound by Sins of the Past (Chapters in progress)

1182) Just Like You (short story)

1183) A Maiden for a Day (short story)

1184) Worried (short story)

1185) Diamonds and Rust (Chapters in progress)

1186) Partners (Chapters in progress)

1187) I'll Have The Usual (Chapters in progress)

1188) entomopathogenic (short story)

1189) Deflower me, my lady (short story)

1190) Desflórame, dama mía (short story)

1191) My Little Bugs (short story)

1192) Doncella depravada (short story)

1193) A Modest Proposal (short story)

1194) dragon's maiden (Chapters in progress)

1195) Blood Hell Night (Chapters in progress)

1196) A Peculiar Servant (Chapters in progress)

1197) The Pet of House Dimitrescu (short story)

1198) Sleepy Cuddles (short story)

1199) Happy Family (Chapters in progress)

1200) Lady Dimitrescu (short story)

1201) Anything and Everything (All of the time) (Chapters in progress)

1202) You Feel Pure (short story)

1203) In the Dragon's Claws (Chapters in progress)

1204) Tales of the side of the road. (Chapters in progress)

1205) The Son of Dimitrescu (Chapters Completed)

1206) Can We Try? (Chapters Completed)

1207) Paying Your Respects (Chapters Completed)

1208) Tentacle Entanglement (short story)

1209) The Final Waltz (short story)

1210) Little Red Dress (short story)

1211) a new home, a new family (Chapters in progress)

1212) Adventures in the Village (Chapters in progress)

1213) Lady Dimitrescu's New Vintage (Chapters in progress)

1214) Feed the Machine (Chapters in progress)

1215) A lifetime and an eternity after (short story)

1216) ses terribles jeux (short story)

1217) The Metal Doll (Chapters in progress)

1218) olly olly oxenfree (Chapters in progress)

1219) Till Death Do Us Part, or Not. (Chapters in progress)

1220) The Maid's Observation Notes - Short Stories (Chapters in progress)

1221) Mandatory High School AU That No One (Except Daniela Dimitrescu) Asked For (Chapters in progress)

1222) Daughter of Dione: Is Thirty Seconds All I Have? (Chapters in progress)

1223) Book of Pyroclasm (Chapters in progress)

1224) Don't Want Your Heart (Between My Teeth) (Chapters in progress)

1225) The Book of Blood and Bedlam (Chapters in progress)

1226) Metal and Blood (Chapters in progress)

1227) A Sentimental Noose (Chapters Completed)

1228) How could I refuse? (Chapters in progress)

1229) Village of Gods and Angels (Chapters in progress)

1230) Dream (short story)

1231) Heavy (short story)

1232) How an immortal dies (short story)

1233) Wir werden sehen (short story)

1234) What's that coming over the hill? (Is it a monster?) (Chapters in progress)

1235) Sorrow, Joy, Rage, and Pleasure (Chapters in progress)

1236) Built on a Lie (Chapters in progress)

1237) “ Dress Up ” (short story)

1238) Mother Mia (Chapters in progress)

1239) Măr de Sânge (Chapters in progress)

1240) Hard-wired tragedys (Chapters in progress)

1241) Are you Single? (Chapters in progress)

1242) butterflies in your stomach (short story)

1243) A Cold Village (Chapters in progress)

1244) all i want is to be your harbor (Chapters in progress)

1245) Comfort (short story)

1246) Ichor & Steel (Chapters Completed)

1247) A Missing Link (short story)

1248) Can't Get No (short story)

1249) The Daughters, The Lady and You (short story)

1250) My Darling (Chapters in progress)

1251) Something Wicked (Chapters in progress)

1252) Screws (Chapters Completed)

1253) Mother is God, in the eyes of her children (Chapters in progress)

1254) Resident Evil | Family (Chapters in progress)

1255) The Turn of the Screw (Chapters in progress)

1256) Absolution (Chapters in progress)

1257) Before Winter starts (Chapters in progress)

1258) Beauty Is In The Eye of The Beholder (short story)

1259) 𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖊: 𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖌 𝖝 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗 (Chapters in progress)

1260) Greater Innocence (Chapters in progress)

1261) Lady's Pet (short story)

1262) we'll both make it out alive, i promise (Chapters in progress)

1263) If I Catch Fire (Chapters in progress)

1264) Wenn Ich Weiß, Was Liebe Ist, Dann Wegen Dir || If I Know What Love Is, It Is Because Of You (Chapters in progress)

1265) Her Maiden (Chapters in progress)

1266) What's A Mother To Do? (Chapters in progress)

1267) The Huntress of Dimitrescu (Chapters in progress)

1268) I'm Begging for Mercy on my Mind (Chapters Completed)

1269) Tough as Thorns (Chapters Completed)

1270) Broken Telephone (short story)

1271) Re and dsmp crossover prompt (short story)

1272) Lady Dimitrescu/fem reader birthday special (short story)

1273) Unable to Stay, Unwilling to Leave (short story)

1274) Mystery of the blackwood family (Chapters in progress)

1275) Romantic Machinations (Chapters in progress)

1276) What We May Be (Chapters in progress)

1277) Best 10/10 (short story)

1278) Foggy Nightmares (Chapters in progress)

1279) Some Things Stay The Same And Some Times They Change (Chapters in progress)

1280) Bend and Break (Chapters in progress)

1281) Verbena (TRIGGER WARNING) (Chapters in progress)

1282) home (am i home?) (short story) (Chapters in progress)

1283) REtirement (Chapters in progress)

1284) Not-So-Rude Awakening (Chapters Completed)

1285) Mother is the Name for God (Chapters Completed)

1286) The Four Lord's Grace After Stories (Chapters in progress)

1287) Funny Things (Chapters in progress)

1288) The Carriage Ride Home (short story)

1289) The Dragon's Favorite Treasure (short story)

1290) the lightning says something, and the thunder answers back (short story)

1291) let's walk into the woods; (Chapters in progress)

1292) Drawn (Chapters in progress)

1293) Not All That Glitters is Gold (Chapters in progress)

1294) go back (short story)

1295) Instincts (Chapters in progress)

1296) what you're made of (Chapters Completed)

1297) Misery Loves Company (Chapters in progress)

1298) Your Dagger Upon My Sword (Chapters in progress)

1299) When Night Comes (Chapters in progress)

1300) Heimarmene (Chapters in progress)

1301) Till I breathe my last breath. (Chapters in progress)

1302) The shy dollmaker (Chapters in progress)

1303) Even The Scraps He Keeps (Chapters in progress)

1304) Period Piece (short story)

1305) Gender Euphoria (short story)

1306) Obsession of a Metal Man (Chapters in progress)

1307) Day of Rites (Chapters in progress)

1308) Moonlit Masters (Chapters in progress)

1309) Blood bag (Chapters in progress)

1310) Unfathomable Violence (Chapters in progress)

1311) Nightmare: A Karl Heisenberg story (Chapters in progress)

1312) Mercy for a Maiden (Chapters in progress)

1313) The Heir of the House of Beneviento (Chapters in progress)

1314) Adjustments (Chapters in progress)

1315) Plaything (short story) (Chapters in progress)

1316) Obsessed ➰ (Chapters in progress)

1317) Your Lord and Master (Chapters in progress)

1318) Hunted (Chapters in progress)

1319) The fifth lord (Chapters in progress)

1320) Phoenix Feeding (short story)

1321) Salvatore Moreau: Matchmaker Extraordinare! (Chapters in progress)

1322) The no.1 reaper apprentice finds out why Lady D is nicknamed as such (short story)

1323) Ethan the Pacifist (Chapters in progress)

1324) The Visit (Chapters in progress)

1325) Her Addiction (Chapters in progress)

1326) Will I Find My Home In You? (short story)

1327) Assistant To Aristocracy (Chapters in progress)

1328) The Lycan Queen (Chapters in progress)

1329) The Taste of Decay (Chapters in progress)

1330) A second chance (Chapters in progress)

1331) The Cellar (short story)

1332) Pretty Man-Thing (short story)

1333) I’d do anything for you (Chapters Completed)

1334) Little Dragon (Chapters in progress)

1335) Carnivore (Chapters in progress)

1336) Serendipity (Chapters in progress)

1337) Lady Dimitrescu x Maiden - Sanguis Virginis (Chapters in progress)

1338) The New Bela (Chapters Completed)

1339) Any Means Necessary (Chapters in progress)

1340) Make Me Worse, Make Me Better (Chapters in progress)

[dreamsmp-au-ideas]

HAHAHAHA ASK BOX IS OPEN AND ME SALEM (BAT) HAVE COME TO SPAM YOU WITH MY RE8 AU MY BELOVED!!!!

So it basically follows the same plot as the game, but no-one dies. (i do put a shit ton of angst in it) also Jack infects everyone with found family. and then they beat the shit out of a cultists

It follows Jack Manifolds journey through a rural Romanian Village trying to find 8 month old fundy and a his friends Eret and Puffy; ruled buy four lords and their families. The families answer to a doctor Cultist named Dream, who has some nefarious plans for baby Fundy. Hijinks ensue.

House Dimitrescu: Lord Wilbur and His brothers; Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Purpled, and Micheal live in the castle and happen to be vampires (:

House Beneviento: occupied only buy Lady Niki and her Gardener Sam, and of course, all of Niki’s dolls

House Moreau: Bird Man Lord Phil in is solitary Mill on the outskirts of town

House Heisenburg: Lord Techno, and his factory. He’s the most ruthless of all of them. (and the most protective but he will never admit that)

as well as the molded and the lycans, and could someone please explain what this cadou thing is??

-🦇

It's found family time in Resident 8 au. It's time for found family and Jack Manifold having a shot gun and trying to find Fundy.

God I love this au a lot. It's just found family and no one but Dream dies.

[lovelywingsart]

Prompt 26- Getting Married Picked by a good friend of mine who KNOWS what she fuckign did, I almost CRIED-

This is actually canon- but only to the Survival AU. But still 💙

It was... one of the happiest moments either of them have ever had, and the first time anyone besides Emelia or Adalwulf had seen the metal man genuinely smile.

//This is also the last one of these prompts for now until more are picked!~ Very happy it was this one~//

If you wanna pick a prompt for these idiots, you can find the list here!~

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Beepbeep, story blabble ahead~

Ok so I HAVE to go over this with details because I can't NOT gush. I WAS actually gonna wait to reveal this story beat until I started posting more for the Survival AU, but then my friend apparently decided to change that. (Everyone say 'Thank you Annabelle')

So first you might notice extra scarring on both, and that's only because Emelias battle with Ethan didn't go unscathed and Karl looks pretty damn good for someone who literally died and then was revived from the skin tearing/burning his mutation caused. More on that later.

So this happens MONTHS after Miranda is killed. Not a year, but close to it. Or maybe over a year, it's in the middle of the Summer months. Adalwulf is either close to or already 11.

The Lords are alive and free, everyone knows about Adalwulf and... actually somewhat gets along (though probably only because of the daughters falling head over heels for their nephew), Emelia is pregnant again because they WANTED another kid, it's peaceful, everything is good. And then Karl decides that now is a good a time as any to spring a ring on her, just because... Well, he can. May as well make it 'official', right? I mean, they're basically already 'married', or at least there's jokes made that they are. So hey, may as well surprise the one he loves with something that helps with the dream she's always had(kids, husband, etc.). She said yes, the others nearly cheer, she has to stop the Daughters from parading her around, it's fun. They WERE just gonna do the whole 'I have a ring, we're all good' thing and she'd just go by 'Emelia Heisenberg' from now on, because that was perfectly fine with her and she was just probably gonna do that anyway even if she didn't have a ring considering they had one kid and another on the way.

Well, Alcina of all people didn't really appreciate that.

No, she demanded there be more. Because screw what Karl tried to argue, a woman deserves a proper celebration for a major life event. The tall witch would NOT be swayed, even if Emelia tried to convince her that it really was ok. The Daughters also were ecstatic about helping plan, and the two Heisenbergs eventually agreed because obviously nothing was gonna change the ladies minds. So Dimitrescu took it upon herself to have a ceremony for these two idiots. Even Donna and Salvatore assisted how they could, with Donna making/adjusting clothing and Sal helping with decoration (turns out he has a very good eye for things like that).

It wasn't big, but it happened. Nor was it 'traditional', it was more like a small celebration thing. Simple 'I love you's were accepted as a form of vows, nearly everyone cried, and poor Adalwulf was decently confused why this was so important despite Alcina explaining it to him. He always thought his parents were a 'thing', but then again he was only a kid, and Dimitrescu just kinda gave up upon realizing that.

There MIGHT be a full story for it in the future when I work more with the AU via writing, but you can bet your asses I'll work more with it in art. uwu

[cericata]

v; ----- OFFKEY. // AU TW; DOLLS / MANNEQUINS, CULT / HEAVILY RELIGIOUS ELEMENTS, PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR ELEMENTS, HALLUCINOGENICS, DRUGS / DRUGGING, INSECTS, MEDICAL PROCEEDURES, CANNIBALISM, MUTILATION, AND OTHER COMMON HORROR THEMES. 

THIS VERSE WILL CONTAIN NO SHIPPING OF BELA/DONNA. There will be NO romance or sexual themes AT all related to this verse.  Read more here.  // @bambolae​

Note: Reminder that everything that happens in this verse is discussed by all parties, as this is not a closed verse if you’re interested in being part of it please feel free to ask but be aware we don’t contain our muses or pull punches. It’s going to be a dark one, this all written for the fun of horror and does not reflect our actual thoughts or opinions on specific subjects. For full transparency many of the things explored and discussed are traumatic ( never assume someone hasn’t had their own trauma and stories even when exploring specific topics in fiction. Some topics may even be personal to the person writing it, be respectful and careful with baseless accusations.) and will be handled with the care and attention that it needs. Thank you for your time now onto the actual fun stuff. 

Synopsis: After a particularly crushing failure Mother Miranda grows more impatient with her eldest child. With the winter months closing in, she chooses a punishment that she is sure will remind Lady Dimitrescu of exactly what is at steak should she continue to fail. Choosing Alcina’s eldest daughter as the sacrifice of her Mother’s blunder, she sends Bela off to live with Donna Beneviento for the winter months with no word of if or when she would be permitted to return. Whispers of making mistakes in entrusting Alcina with three daughters makes their rounds, and perhaps giving her youngest daughter a chance would be the next best move. As the winter months thaw out there is no word on Bela being permitted to return to the castle, and within a few years Donna would rather die than let her. Declawed and defanged, she is no longer a Dimitrescu, not even in name. 

PERSONALITY SHIFT

Bela changes a lot in this AU, with Alcina out of the picture and Donna being basically like talking to a wall, Bela has to discover a lot about herself. At first she reverts back to a predatory animalistic state, extremely feral and dangerous. However, due to the plants and Donna’s constant sedation, she begins to rediscover pieces of her humanity. The dreams are fragments of memories long lost, these start to piece back together the woman she once was. Donna also takes great care in getting rid of anything dangerous, it starts small and builds over the years (from her prideful claws to her powerful fangs they all have to go eventually so she can be Donna’s ideal daughter), constantly filling Bela’s head with the fact that she’s just a young lady and it’s Donna’s job to protect her. It’s not cute to fight or act like a beast, Alcina maybe allowed that, but she’s not a Dimitrescu anymore so she will behave and act like a proper daughter fit for the Beneviento house. She does develop genuine affection for Donna over this time, Donna does help her with her anxiety and encourages a lot of self expression as long as in the direction of her humanity and not her monster. Not to mention the crippling loneliness would get to anyone. Donna starts to become well respected in the village, becoming a popular house due to Bela going out on Donna’s behalf to bestow gifts and collect offerings. The tales of Dimitrescu castle having three daughters, becomes a forgotten fact as didn’t the story always just include two? 

RELATIONSHIP SHIFTS // BASELINES

- Aunt Alcina: In the first few years of this arrangement Bela misses her Mother terribly. She even sneaks off to the castle multiple times in an attempt to beg her to save her. When nothing can be done after time she eventually starts to see their relationship in a new light. Donna commonly speaks how it is a Mother’s job to protect their children and she spent most of her undead life protecting Alcina. Donna begins to question her older sister’s parenting and convinces Bela that she never loved her and was simply using her as a glorified guard dog, she even treated her like an animal and the second she was gone she replaced her with one of her sisters.  - Daniela: With Daniela forced to step up into Bela’s position, Bela starts to develop resentment for her youngest sister. She can’t believes she would do something like that to her especially since she misses her so bad. Daniela becomes aware of the shifts within her older sister and when she can beat her in a fight due to her physically weakening state she worries her older sister may be in danger and not just being an asshole per usual.  Cassandra: Not much changed between the two, besides Cass maybe being a bit worried about her.  Mother Donna: Now taking the role of her Mother figure Bela loves her dearly but also fears her greatly. She never feared Alcina would harm her, and she knows Donna will never physically harm her but she has seen the horrific power of the second lord first hand now. She fears of disobeying, and she genuinely wants to be a daughter she is proud of. Her feelings are much more complicated, she blames it on the humanity, but knows it’s because she still longs to go home.  Angie: Angie is an extension of Donna and Bela does know that. She treats Angie like she’s her Mother as well which looks absurd considering Bela is 6′2 without heels and could crush her little skull in her jaws in seconds. She still lets Angie scold her and insult her, obeying without too much fuss.  Uncle Karl: Interestingly enough Karl and Bela have more of a relationship in this AU, taking away Bela from Alcina soured Mother Miranda at least to the eldest daughter. Bela knows her new Mother is devout as she’s gaining favor from Miranda now. She commonly turns a blind eye to things she notices within the village and might even drop by for a visit if for no other reason than to get out of that prison more. Karl won’t rat her out for straying off her worshipping and she appreciates that.  Mother Miranda: JAIL FOR MOTHER MIRANDA JAILLL, but no really Bela actually develops a distaste for her in this AU, even though she comes to love Donna she will never forgive her for making Alcina mourn her as a daughter. 

[valiantstarlights]

[Vampire!Dream Soulmate AU] Prologue

or as I call it, Lord Dimitrescu!Dream AU. 😂

Disclaimer: You don't need to know anything about Resident Evil Village prior to reading this. 😊 All you really need to know is that Dream is a vampire who is sometimes human-sized, and sometimes 9ft. tall, and sometimes a gargantuan eldritch monster.

CW: future monsterfucking, I guess? 👀

It's hard to know when exactly this story starts.

It could be argued that it begins with the inciting incident. A raffle among a prestigious university's faculty members. A 34-year-old history professor winning the grand prize: a 3 days, 2 nights trip anywhere in the world, as long as he writes about his travels upon returning.

The history professor could have gone to Egypt and visited some ancient tombs. Or he could have gone to Rome and written about the Colosseum while eating authentic Italian pizza a stone throw's away from the place.

But instead he chooses the little village of Dreaming, located somewhere in Eastern Europe, which he has only ever heard of once in his life. He reasons that he doesn't know anyone who has been there before, and wouldn't it be nice to go somewhere where no other professor has been before? (The last comment was directed towards Professor Shaxberd, who won the raffle last year, and decided to go to Bath and wrote about The Roman Baths.)

But we could also go further back, when a pair of twins cursed their older brother into a life of misery after disfiguring him so terribly, that most of his subjects either abandoned him, or turned on him and tried to kill him.

Or even further back, when the oldest of seven extraordinary children spoke a prophecy, which the third child believed with all his little heart. It is the only thing that has kept him going, century after century.

If this were purely a horror story, it would begin with the history professor boarding a tour bus to the small village hidden deep in the mountains, and seeing only wonderful things along the way. He would take pictures of stunning forest views and mountains wreathed in mist; and not notice the unnatural darkness, or the feeling that something hungry is watching the bus's progress.

But this, at its heart, is a love story. And so it begins when the human meets the monster.

[hugsforvillains]

Had a dream last night that was an odd mashup of RE8 and The Wandering Inn. It boiled down to Ethan running an in and serving food to the different enemy types from the game. Since I don’t recall any of the Four Lords being in the dream, I’ve concluded that the inn is for henchmen only and developed it into an AU There are three rules at Ethan’s Inn:

-No Lords 

-No murder

 -No trying to make Ethan care about your problems if you've kidnapped his daughter and/or tried to murder him

The Daughters Dimitrescu, Angie, and Moreau’s fucked up giant dog creature get in on account of technically not being Lords.

Heisenberg sometimes tries to get in by disguising himself as a lycan, which works until he starts talking.

Moreau throws fish through the window because he’s only got the one “henchman” and wants to be included.

The Duke is in charge of security...for a fee, of course. He's eaten so many of those stat-boosting meals throughout his lifetime that he's nigh-immortal and can move faster than the human eye can keep up with, so every time a Lord tries to go in they just immediately find themselves outside.

[firekitten830]

Had a dream about a 5th lord Ethan au. He had powers a bit similar to Lady Dimitrescu but I think my brain was actually trying to make him like the molded, I don’t know

[musicaldrabbles]

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[valiantstarlights]

Your work is so good and definitiely brightens up my day!

How do you think personal trainer Dream would react to finding out that Hob has to leave the country for an extended period of time due to work?

Would Hob be limping on his way to the airport? and be spoiled by random care packages (and other packages iykwim) from his clingy and insanely horny boyfriend? Sexy videocalls with heartfelt longing?

ALSO AWAITING YOUR VAMPIRE AU WITH BATED BREATH. THE ROMANCE OF DREAM CROSSING OCEANS OF TIME TO BE WITH HOB

Aww, thank you! 🖤 I'm glad I made your day brighter. 😊

And omgggg the Vampire!Dream Soulmate AU (a.k.a. Lord Dimitrescu!Dream AU) 🔥 I said I'll post the first chapter this week, but RL happened, and...👀 But the first chapter is complete! (I had it typed down and everything before I even wrote the prologue 😂) I just have to find the time to edit it. 😊

Okay, so about personal trainer!Dream being informed by Hob that he has to leave for an extended(!!!) period of time because of work stuff.

Honestly, my first thought is that Dream would drop everything and go with Hob wherever he's going because he's insane like that. 😂 But no! He's an adult. He has responsibilities.

Watch him become a sulky mess anyway and be more clingy than usual. He knows Hob has to go, and he won't try to dissuade him from leaving, but that doesn't mean he's happy that Hob has to leave. He can be supportive and mopey at the same time.

Like, Hob is an amazing person! Of course he deserves all the best career opportunities. 🔥 In fact, anyone would be lucky to be in his presence. Dream is just sad that, for the next few weeks/months, he won't be one of those lucky people. 🥺

During this time, I think Hob would also be clingy with Dream. He's nervous about the job assignment, living in a foreign country for a while, and he's very much not looking forward to being away from his boyfriend whom he loves, and who loves him just as much.

The night before Hob leaves, Dream is going to fuck him so good and slow that Hob would always blush at the memory of it, even months later.

And you know Dream would personally drive Hob to the airport and stay with him until Hob's plane absolutely has to leave. The other people in the airport will know just how much Hob is loved by his boyfriend because Dream is going to be so schmoopy and give him sweet, longing kisses while cupping his face in his hands like he's something precious. People will think that they're filming a romantic movie, and highkey want what they're having. 👀👌

And Dream sending care packages??? Yes.

Hob will receive the sweet care packages like, every couple of days. They're filled with (healthy and delicious) energy-boosting snacks, scented candles for relaxation, tea blends that Hob likes...just, all the things. (Maybe even a couple of Dream's shirts, because Hob misses him so much and his bed in this foreign land feels so empty 😭)

The other teachers in the conference/retreat/teacher exchange program(?) will see him always being sent care packages and be like, "Wow, your spouse is really going all out, huh?"

And Hob is like, "He's not my husband yet..." and then going blushy because Dream...as his husband... 🥰🥰🥰

The other people in the room will notice him openly daydreaming and be like, "Professor Gadling? Hello? No, I think we've lost him."

And of course Dream and Hob will video call each other daily. And after the spouse comment, I imagine the call will go something like:

Hob: I received the latest care package you sent me! 🥰 The other teachers said you're really going all out, but they referred to you as my spouse.

Dream, fiddling with the engagement ring he bought ages ago out of sight of the screen: Imagine that. 🥰

And Hob can't say, 'I did! I daydreamed about being married to you for like an hour straight, and I totally missed what everyone said during that time,' because that might sound too much for Dream to handle (spoiler: it's not), so he just says, "I'm so happy you're my boyfriend. 🥰 I never felt so loved in my life."

And then Dream will be totally normal about that and it will be all he thinks about until Hob returns. But he will return the sentiment, and add that Hob is the only one he wants to love for the rest of his life.

Dream: I...hope that's not too forward of me to say.

Hob, already crying: If you say that, then I should also tell you that when the other teachers said you were my spouse, I daydreamed for an entire hour imagining our life together. So...😭 Sorry if that's too much. 🥺

Dream, a feral bastard barely restraining himself from booking a plane ticket and proposing to Hob as soon as he lands: No, not at all. You know how much I love you.

Hob, crying harder: I love you too 😭

And that's pretty much the only time they didn't have phone sex during this period, probably. 😂

As for spicy care packages, realistically, I don't think Dream will send them? 👀 Because the packages are inspected, and Hob could get in trouble. However, that's not to say that Hob doesn't have toys with him. It's just that he probably already had them in his luggage when he left. 😂

I think the toys that Hob brought with him are all very discreet and travel-friendly, though. And most days, they're definitely not enough, because he got spoiled by the size of Dream's cock and his scorching touches back home. But he can do nothing about it because he doesn't want either of them to get in trouble. So he just has to satisfy himself with what he has.

That doesn't stop him from whining that he wishes Dream were there to fuck him in person when they have video call sex, though. He would be plunging his own fingers in and out of his hole, tiny bullet vibrator against his cock, crying that it doesn't feel the same as when Dream does it to him. Hob does gets to cum every time they have video call sex, but it's mainly due to Dream's lustful voice praising him for being so good and obedient, and how he can't wait for Hob to get back so they could start training his hole again, which has tightened up considerably when they parted 😏 Can Hob even take Dream's cock when he returns? Or will they have to go back to thigh and titfucking?

Suffice to say, their phone sex sessions test Dream's self-control about booking a flight to where Hob is and giving him everything that he wants. 😂

Hob is gonna be so tight when he returns, and Dream is looking forward to training him again. 😏

When Hob is finally(!!!) scheduled to return, Dream clears out a week of his schedule. He doesn't fucking care. Hob has been gone for (what feels like) ages. And his siblings, having witnessed how mopey he became almost as soon as Hob's plane left the ground, are like, "Yeah. Have the week off. Heck, have two weeks off. Just get out of here with your sad cat looks."

(Dream takes the two weeks off.)

And then he's off to fetch Hob from the airport.

I don't think Dream would have a huge welcome banner or balloons, but he'll for sure have a bouquet that will mean something like, 'I went insane when you were gone and I'm so glad you're back because I can't live a single day without you.'

And once again, the people in the airport will think that Dream and Hob are filming a romantic movie because Hob will run excitedly towards Dream, and Dream will speedwalk towards Hob like he's competing in the Olympics, and when they collide, Dream will lift Hob up in an embrace as they kiss like long lost lovers.

Then, once they're home, Dream will prove to Hob (for two weeks) that actual sex is better than video call sex. 😏

And just when they're about to sleep, Hob would confess that this is one of the things he missed the most when they were apart: him falling asleep next to Dream. He'll say he missed being held safe in Dream's arms, and pressing his ear against Dream's chest to hear his heartbeat, while feeling Dream's breath ruffle his hair.

Dream will once again be extremely normal about this, and shower Hob with kisses. He's thinking if he should pull some strings with his academic contacts, to make sure that, in the future, Hob will have more control over where his work will take him, and for how long. Because while he wants Hob to be by his side 24/7, ultimately, it's Hob who gets to decide how much time he'll spend where.

(And of course, Hob will always choose to be with Dream. 🥰)

[valiantstarlights]

trick or treat!

(im going around my favourite tumble moots trick or treating. it can be anything you wanna share, no pressure! a snippet, a doodle, even a reading rec! even a trick if u can think of one (●'◡'●) )

I don't know what constitutes as a trick, so treat it is 😂 Here's a snippet from Vampire!Dream Soulmate AU/Lord Dimitrescu Dream AU Chapter 2 🧛‍♂️

Note: This is still subject to change so please proceed with caution. 🙇‍♀️

Hob glances up nervously as Mrs. Constantine watches him eat, liver spotted arms crossed, and one bony hand holding a wooden spoon with a handle that has a sharpened point. It reminds him of those sharpened prison toothbrushes in movies. A shank? A shiv?

She has been acting strangely (well, stranger) ever since he arrived last night. She didn't invite him inside after she opened all the ten thousand locks on her front door, only watching as he entered sheepishly and apologized for coming back past sunset. She said nothing and only redid all the locks, then pointed towards the dining table after she finished her task. A lukewarm bowl of stew had been waiting for him beside half a loaf of garlic bread. She had stared at him as he ate yesternight too, until he finished eating everything. Then she locked herself inside her room, leaving him to clear the table, wash the dishes, and turn off the lights.

And now, she is watching him eat his third bowl of garlic soup for breakfast while holding a wooden shiv-spoon.

Hob is pretty sure she was supposed to cook something else for breakfast, but he's too polite to point it out. Were he a ruder person, he would have declined eating the soup and demanded proper breakfast food. But he is English and has been taught to always be grateful to have food on the table, so here he is, finishing his third bowl after Mrs. Constanine ladled more soup into his bowl after he emptied it for the second time.

He sips another spoonful under Mrs. Constantine's beady eye and, unable to take the weird silence anymore, says, "Mrs. Constantine, I'm sorry, but is there something wrong?"

"No," Mrs. Constantine said. Then, ominously, "Not yet."

Wonderful. A cryptic answer.

"Well," Hob says carefully, "I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but...look, okay, your garlic soup is really delicious. I like the addition of the garlic bread croutons and the fried garlic garnish on top. But I don't think I can eat any more after this. And the guided tour starts in less than an hour, so..." He gestures vaguely towards the guest room with one hand, indicating that he has to go and make himself look presentable before going out. Mrs. Constantine had woken him up as soon as dawn broke, and Hob barely had the time to rub the sleep out of his eyes before he was being led towards the dining table.

He's sure he had a good dream too, though he can't remember what it was about now.

"That is last one," Mrs. Constantine says, her heavily-accented English a sharp contrast against the lightly-accented ones of the younger generation. She gestures to his bowl with her wooden shiv-spoon, pointy end towards him first. "Finish."

Hob waits for her to say more. At this point, he would welcome any additional information that would help him make sense of her strange (and lowkey alarming) behavior. But when nothing comes and she just stares right back, he sighs and does as she says.

--

Bonus doodle: Little Blanket Ghost 🖤

I rarely draw these days, but this is my art suggestion for the ghost square of the monsterfucktober bingo card, which @gil212 made even cuter in the final version. 🥰

I hope you enjoy these treats, and thank you so much for trick or treating! 🎃🍬

[valiantstarlights]

I need you to know I made a new tumblr because I forgot the password to my old one specifically for this:

I am so excited for the Dimitriscu!AU, Hob befriending an ancient vampire (and later then getting his insides rearranged) by just being sweet is the most Hob thing I've ever heard

The priest Hob!AU has turned my religious trauma into a religion kink

In the gym!AU what does Delirium do?

your writing is wonderful and extremely horny and yknow what? Forgive me Father Hob I have sinned 🤣

Hello and welcome to tumblr (once again)! 😂 Thank you for your kind words 😊 I'm sure Father Hob will go easy on you when he gives you your penance task list after your confession 😏

1.) For real 😂 Vampire!Dream Soulmate AU Hob is going to ✨️discover✨️ that he's a monsterfucker (like all Hobs), and we're all excited for him 🥰

2.) I'm so sorry about your religious trauma 😨🫂 But I'm glad I managed to make it into a kink for you. 🙇‍♀️ The healing power of smut, I guess? 👀

3.) Gym AU Delirium teaches dance classes! 😊 She has the most colorful wardrobe among her siblings (think tie-dye shirts and flower print joggers), and she is a ray of absolute sunshine.