#loser post

[l0s3r95]

He has been tamed

[hammill-goes-fogwalking]

I predict miserable phases coming into my life in 2024 😶‍🌫️-

[autumnsugarbaker]

I am on my third rewatch of Jurassic World Dominion as the 1 year anniversary is around three months away and I have noticed things that I did not notice before.

!! SPOILERS !!

• Maisie is an ungrateful shithead.

• Owen in his hot cowboy-dino wrangler-mountain man era is really hot.

• How is Claire alive (??)

• The fucking dinosaur that was tryna eat Claire’s ass didn’t even eat meat. So like — what you running for.

• How is Owen alive (??)

• They was all just taking their sweet time on that ladder and the Dino was like “yeah go ahead, I’ll wait! 🫶”

• why are there bugs? Like what was the reason.

• how have they kept Maisie a secret for this long? like bffr

Anyway. That was my tumblr post for the month. See you next time losers.

[only-fear-breaks-the-silence1923]

ALBERT KAHN

new chapter on this blog, without a special reason

[xoadoratio]

guy who wants to live, and breathe, and most importantly wants to be part of the human race

[martyrbat]

hate when a batman artist isn't committed to bruce's lame bat schtick... give that man a bat insignia on the bottom of his boots rn

[syruubi]

The Hydro Sovereign comes to Mondstadt

[bitangaprinceza]

Tw: major loser post

Driving instructor: You're not trying. You're not even thinking-

Me: * trying to see through tears, sobbing silently*

ALMOST A YEAR AFTER I GOT MY LICENCE

My dad: YOU'RE NOT TRYING AND YOU'RE NOT THINKING-

Me *trying to see through the tears, sobbing silently*

Yea, idk how i got that damn licence.

Anyways, whatever ♡

[fruitface]

"You know you didn't have to start like a whole fight club just to date me."

[l0s3r95]

Toby Fox after creating the best character of All Time

[hammill-goes-fogwalking]

only listening to bullshit this November..

[bitsbug]

Slugsign is a language of many uses

[too-deviant]

mdni 🃏

• luke castellan who always has his hand in your back pocket

• luke castellan who looooves forehead kisses

• luke castellan who is always rearing to get you alone

• and finally manages to pull you away by your belt loop during the campfire

• luke castellan who is, above all else, an ass man

• his hands are always there. squeezing and kneading. he lives off it.

• never in front of the kids ofc

• but whenever he can get you alone, he will

• luke castellan who bites your collarbones

• luke castellan who loves the look of those lacy panties and can’t stand seeing them discarded

• so he pulls them aside and runs his fingertips over the edges as he fucks you

• luke castellan who loves it when your hands are in his hair, running through his curls

• pulling on them

• luke castellan who eaaats it

• like a man starved

• hands gripping your thighs

• he’d be okay if you suffocated him, in all honesty

• a hero’s fate!

[mismatchsocks]

“post prison reid is so tough and badass” ?? the same post prison reid who begged prentiss not to leave the team again??? the same post prison reid who can’t stand group food?? the same post prison reid who bleached his apartment because a woman would be in it for like five minutes??? the same post prison reid who was studying fungi because he found it relatable????

[bovineblogger]

bull behavior

[brucebocchi]