#loterally

[alienscumbag]

Full offense but who give a shit

[katimanki]

From Hate When I Sin by @foodiewithdahoodie 💖🫶🏻

When I started this fic and read the first scene, I had to put my phone down, grab my iPad and sketch it out immediately!!

[sodatelle]

kaedehara kazuha and the bad bitch he pulled by fighting his mom

[disneytva]

It's gonna get a little weird, gonna get a little wild at MOON GIRL AND DEVIL DINOSAUR. 🌈⭐️🦋🦖🌕✨

"Dancing with Myself" premieres Saturday March 9 at 10:30AM EST only on Disney Channel, streaming NOW on Disney+.

[anonymouscheeses]

I just want them to be absolutely head over heels with eachother. No one sided simping in my hazbin hotel!

[thegoldenavenger]

Mmmmm, thinking about Luo Binghe flying high on his sword when a magnificent bird veers close to him, flaring its wings and catching the buffet of wind around lbh and riding alongside him

The bird looks at him with steely, piercing eyes and delicately reaches its talons out to grip zheng yang's hilt. It settles carefully onto the sword, ruffling its feathers as it balances. Idly, it toys with the hem of lbh's robe, at the tie on his boot.

Lbh is heading to Qing Jing Peak, of course and this bird rides with him the whole way. Approaching the bamboo forest, the bird catches flight again, quickly looping around lbh before folding its wings and diving.

Not to be outclassed, lbh also tucks himself in and dives. Unerring, the bird and lbh are heading for the same figure.

LBH finally has to pull out of the dive, jumping off Zheng Yang and sweeping it back into its sheath in an elegant movement while the bird, like an arrow, drops almost directly onto Shen Qingqiu, who is waiting.

At the last moment the bird pulls up, it's talons reaching out and it's wings breaking its speed. It perches on sqq's arm, almost a third to half the size of sqq himself.

"Oh you brought home Binghe! How good!" Sqq scratches the bird's feathers around its face, and the bird floofs and twists its head appreciatively. It delicately nips at sqq's fingers and sqq let's out a little "Oh! Right!" And procures a little meat snack for it.

Lbh, totally not jealous of a bird, announces himself and sqq smiles at him, very gleeful.

"Shizun...?"

"Binghe, welcome back! You may not have noticed, but your Liu-Shishu had a little qi deviation and turned into a bird!"

The bird makes a trilling noise after it—he—snapped up the snack, and goes back to nibbling at sqq's hand, pulling softly at his sleeve. Lbh makes a face.

"How long is he going to be like that?" Lbh asks, edging into sqq's space, not so subtly planning how best to oust bird-lqg from sqq's arm.

"Mu Qingfang said that he would likely have to clear the resentment that caused the qi deviation, before his energy can rebalance and return to normal."

"And... he can do that?" Lbh looks VERY doubtfully at lqg, who is busy trying to fit his head back into sqq's palm, begging for more scritches.

"Ah, well. Probably?" Sqq says, "He has times where he seems more lucid. Yang Yixuan is, uh, dedicated, but I don't trust Bai Zhan to have the delicacy required to take care of Liu-Shidi while he's this indisposed..."

"They might still try to fight him..." Lbh agrees.

"Exactly! He's still so intimidating!" Sqq says this while cooing, dragging his hand down the bird's chest. Bird-lqg obligingly raises a talon, showing off wicked finger-length curving claws to Sqq's obvious delight.

Lbh starts, in reflex, as sqq holds his hand out and bird-lqg curves his talons around it, but bird-lqg is exceedingly delicate, exerting a control that normal birds wouldn't possess.

"And he can't stay on the beast mountain?" Lbh asks

"Well, they have so many other responsibilities..." sqq says, almost pouting at lbh.

Lbh thinks that is entirely unfair. He is the one who should be crying in this situation, seeing as his husband has, once again, done backflips in order to arrange lqg into their care.

"You just want to study him." Lbh accuses, finally burrowing his way into sqq's shoulder, leaning on it enough that it unbalanced bird-lqg. Lbh keeps an eye out, but as expected, bird-lqg launches off of sqq with a few powerful flaps of his wings instead of risking harming sqq to readjusting his perch.

"I could turn into a better animal for you to study." Lbh says, petulant, into sqq's hair.

"Ahhh, it will only be for awhile you sticky husband." Sqq says, but dutifully pets lbh's hair.

Lbh shuffles them back into the bamboo house, intending on visiting the kitchens then heading to bed, but he's stopped by the mess of straw and woodchips spread along the floor. A large, wickedly gnarled branch leans haphazardly across the home, almost wall to wall.

"Shizun......" lbh says in despair. "Shizun, he is not staying in the house, is he?"

As if in punctuation, a beautiful feather floats down lazily in front of lbh's face.

[7roaches]

assorted petrigrof + watch my style randomize in real time

[pinkrifle]

imagine ghostface with an autistic victim, or just someone who likes to talk

“what’s yr fave scary movie”

“eeeeeerrrrr.. *goes on a talking spree for a rough hour before deciding that wasn’t their favorite and again talks about another scary movie for ANOTHER hour.* “

*immediate dial tone*

[formulafics]

LOGAN SARGEANT RESIGN CONFIRMED ‼️ IM GOING CRAZY

[gh0st-t0wn3]

I saw this on twt earlier and-

Look, I'm usually all for headcanons but like- she literally chose to LEAVE HEAVEN because she loved him that much😭

And demons and celestials HATED eachother, why would there be an arranged/forced wedding between them?? There was an entire flashback of them meeting where they fell in love ON THE BATTLE FEILD???

PIF dedicated 500 years of her life to getting him back after he was sealed away.

THE PICTURE OF THEM IN THIS POST IS LITERALLY ONE OF THEIR SOFTEST MOMENTS TOGETHER.

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO LOOK AT ANY OF THEIR INTERACTIONS AND SAY "Oh, it's just platonic, they don't actually love eachother"

DID WE WATCH THE SAME SHOW????

SAYING PIF AND DBK DONT LOVE EACHOTHER IS LIKE SAYING MORTICIA AND GOMEZ DONT LOVE EACHOTHER

I'm all for headcanons but this is too much😭

[delphi333]

SK8 THE INFINITY FANDOM WE UPPPPPP🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️

[brawcolie]

Mario you will always be famous…

[nat-20s]

I think I wanna put in a fanfic that before Fourteen gets a house he goes to stay in Donna's guest bedroom and she realizes that she 100% designed it to be reminiscent of Ten's TARDIS interior. And she's gonna be soooo fucking embarrassed about it like fucking hell she might as well have been trying to show The Doctor that she has the biggest rock collection around.

[disneytva]

Happy Holidays from Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur

[drizztdohurtin]

[respiteresponse]

george is gonna be walking dreams nerd ass around vidcon in a COLLAR on a LEASH !