#louis mon cher

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

I literally love that the Interview with the Vampire fandom has their own version of "Tell me, Will" posts and it's Lestat crybaby infodumping to Louis about some banal issue with interspersed French or Armand confusedly asking Daniel about some newfangled thing the youths said on the internets

[michealsleepdeprived]

Real talk: How could BOTH vampires fumble Louis? Like it's so low maintenance to keep that man happy in my opinion.

Okay so Lestat had the toughest start off cause of the whole moral dilemma thing (And then he fucked it up by fucking someone else just to make Louis angry enough) but I digress. Like he should have waited it out lol. Louis would have caved eventually (the man wiped half the gay population in San Francisco Bffr)

But really, my brother out here being happy with a book by a fire, Claudia entertained and all you had to do is wait it out and he'll do anything you want after he was done with the stupid book. But no. One had to constantly keep upsetting Claudia and the other one killed her. Like bro. What?!? Like how did it make sense he'd be...happy with that?

The most maternal motherfucker out there, obsessed with the idea of a Southern Portrayals of Family and you thought: "Hmm yes let me just...break that."

Like I have to applaud them for their stupidity and unable to share love, you idiotic old men.

Me and Daniel here? We built different. We could have kept Louis happy no "boring" or "a lot" here no sir-

[jealousmary]

louis mon cher... you must come listen to zis chanson magnifique I found on le spotify.... it curiously appeared in ze "pour vous" petite section... this singer, richard paul I believe to be his name, is remarkable indeed, you see, la musique et les paroles are so simple yet so profound... he sings the absolute truth, does he not - i am never gonna give you up, my louis, i am never gonna let you down, nor will ever i run around and desert you.... this must be about our invisible cord, you see, ce doit être. louis? louis why do you find zis amusing. what is zis "rickroll" you speak of louis. LOOoUIS

[fledgling-of-divorce]

What does, "You'll regret this for the rest of your life." mean to Louis who sees vampirism as freedom? Who sees it as a gilded cage of cruelty but at the same time a freedom he has never felt before? The freedom of power?

What does it mean to him when since he was a vampire the only thing he's ever regretted was to kill? And in turning Claudia was a form of saving life? Not taking it? Crating a new one? A better one?

I ask you council, yet again. What does it mean "If you eat the fruit you'll die" mean to Eve who lives in a world with no death?

What does "it's against the great laws" mean to Louis who has never known or lived by them ever in his vampiric life? Who has not yet tasted consequences nor does he think they can be implemented?

Council how can you condemn this man-

[tomwambsgays]

when your ex-boyfriend is also a figment of your imagination

[claudiaeparvier]

divorce looks so good on her

[totalherald]

[gum-toe-and-sole]

this was kind of her dreamstat when you think about it…

[onlymywishfulthinking]

Loustat late night Shakespeare reading in coffin ❤️

[theatrevampire]

"47 more than he did with Lestat."

[flateric420]

my biggest pet peeve is people using french wrong…

like literally I don’t care if anyone does this, I see it so much and as someone who speaks french I die a little inside each time

its mon cher and ma cherie, or even ma chere not ma cher, please guys im gonna cry (i dont care its fine)

its not louis ma cher its louis mon cher 😫

[ziphius]

So how long after the dreamstat bench breakup do we think Louis started hallucinating again? Because in retrospect what did we expect... like *me to the vision of my ex i talk to daily who i feel like i can even touch* "I am ready to move on now, please leave :)" I don't think that's how mental illness works Louis

[brian-kinney-apologist]

the way louis randomly goes 'mmm snack time!' and eats some rat or pegion is sending me so bad

[danlous]

So twisted that when Claudia asserted that she would be a sister from now on instead of a daughter she thought that it would raise her to become equal with her parents and they would start to see her as an adult, but instead what happened is that their family dynamic changed so that Louis' position was lowered to a child's level with Claudia

[casually-slips-into-coma]

literally cant deal with people saying that since the trial episodes revisit to the s1e5 fight louis is at fault. watching with your eyes closed fr

[bonesandpoemsandflowers]

the fandom doesn't talk about louis de pointe du lac: failed street photographer enough. it's such a pretentious guy subgenre of photography and Fred Stein is one of the OG masters. famously unsocial louis de pointe du lac is out here doing the most peopley peopled genre of photography before cameras can even handle night time. do you know how hard it is to get the right spontaneous night time lighting even with present day cameras and their slick software? you have to be SO patient. it's awful. my man is out here trying to live like a 2020 influencer with an iphone on night mode but he's got like a fucking bellows lens and shit. no wonder he gives up.