#love spidermam

[comics-centalx]

Spiderman Being Relatable & Iconic For Ten Panels Straight:

[mikeyfuckinway]

NICK MILLER NEW GIRL PLAYS PETER B PARKER???!??!!????!??!!??!!!???

[lyssak09]

Things I said while recuperating from surgery and on pain pills

Me waking up from surgery: He's hot but I have some very choice words for the doctor

Me for the 30th time in an hour: i love you

Mom: love you too

A minute later

Me: did i tell you i love you?

Me: I feel like I have spiderwebs on me

Friend: huh??

Me freaking out: AM I SPIDERMAM???

Mom talking about time

Me from the living room screaming: TICK TOCK!!!

Me: My face feels like an old man's saggy watermelon

My family: Excuse me 😳

Cursing my doctor everyday

Donna's gonna steal my pants 😭

Knee dr and I talking about pain:

Me: Yeah, I've been crying nearly everyday.

Dr.: Me too

[spindler-spider]

Hi so you made Spidey talkin' to criminals casually can you make part 2 for that it's nice and funny and oh I love your blog officially one of favourite blogs

I have been away from tumblr for so long and I'm just seeing this! Your wish is my command however I forgot how to use this thing, so no judging my format 😩✋️

Spider casually talking to criminals paper 2!!! Aaah

Spiderman, being told he has to distract 2 guards: heeey guys, you ever played chess before?

Guards: ...

(Cut to a half an hour later)

Spidermam: yah.. and that's how I burnt my first kitchen down

Guard1: that reminds me of this time my dad blew up our garage!

Guard2: damn it! How are you so good at chess?!

(His team mates in the backround managing to steal the data they need and flabagasted at how spiderman hasn't been shot yet)

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Robber: damn it to hell! How have I not hit you yet?

Spiderman: Well you know what they say! An apple a day keeps the angry robber from hurting him away!

(Robber throws his gun at spiderman as a last resort and hitting him across the head, sending him backwards)

Spiderman, groaning: aaaaugh, I forgot to eat my apple this morning.

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Robber, throwing a grenade at spiderman: HEADS!

Spiderman, desperately trying not to get shot: shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toooes and eyes and ears and-

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Spiderman, accidentally hitting a criminal harder than he intended: it's OK! Your fine, peachy even.

Robber, on the verge of consciousness: aaaugh, no I'm not

Spiderman: yes.. yes you are

Robber, crying: nooooOooooOoo

Spiderman: your be fiiiine.

Robber: aaauuaugh

Spiderman, putting a postit note for the police on his forehead: just. Mhmmm hold onto that for me.

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Spiderman, punching someone in the face: where the hell do you even get a bazooka from?!

Criminal, now tied onto the wall with webs on there mouth: mhmmmph

Spiderman: I mean! Its ridiculous! If you can get a bazooka you can get a job!

Criminal: mhmmmmph

(10 minuted if spiderman ranting to a poor criminal)

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Spiderman: OH EM GEE!

Criminal, suprised: what?

Spidermam: you have something on your face!

Criminal, self conscious: I do?!

Spiderman: yah let me get it for you

(Proceed to wipe food of the criminals mouth)

Criminal, turning to his friend, heatbroken: why didn't you tell me something was on my face?!

Criminal 2: what there was nothing on your face

Spiderman: don't lie! There something on your face as well

Criminal 2: what, really?

Spiderman: yah! My fists!?

(Spiderman knocks criminal 2 unconscious)

Criminal 1: YAH! Good job spidey, serves him right

Spidermam: what a fake friend

Criminal 1: ...

Spiderman: ...

Criminal 1: do I get to go?

Spiderman: sorry pal. At least you will look better for your mugshot?

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[h-a-j-i-m-e-ru]

I'll cherish this movie forever❤ Wow

Beautiful. The best of the them all.

Absolutely loved it! Thank you to everyone involved. It was amazing!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🕸🤟🏻❤

⚠️⚠️SPOILERS⚠️⚠️

I have no words after watching my favorite spiderman come together with the other two that came after❣ This movie is really the best, it gives you drama, it gives you hope, love.

My favorite. They're SO CUUUTE TOGETHER!!! #tobeymaguire #andrewgarfield #tomholland

[poprdaper]

Also the new Spider-Man movie is actually really fun!!!

[fatcowboys]

i really had no intention of buying a console at launch but now that spiderman is in the mix i rlly wanna figure out if i can make it work

[froggheadd]

spider-man, dodie, and dancing w the stars ;)

can i. ever escape my dwts au :(((

[bill-weasley]

Hey!

First of all, i may you use the word "you" but i do not refer to your blog, i meant everyone who are not sure or don't think it's important enough. You'll see.

I get that everyone is excited about Spider man but please please please

I just want everyone (who isn't rasict) to be just as excited about Shang Chi. I am not a POC, yet i feel this overshadows this amazing movie, and i am more tgen certain the asain people around the world needs the support and love right now.

There are three months until Spidermam. Shang Chi is the first hero with his own movie in this next phase. You should be excited about this movie and go watch it

Thank you

I hope i haven't offended anyone and i am sorry if i overstepped.

thanks for the lesson anon, but i'm already doing my part to promote it, i'm making gifsets, i've got advanced tickets to see it thursday night and on saturday.

also since you're not a poc, it really isn't your place to tell me how to be more productive. i would love to hear from my asian followers? but idk this rubbed me the wrong way.

anyway, i hope you enjoy the movie!

[metamorphicrocky]

are there others fandoms that you are in?

there are a lot! final space is my fav right now so that's why I'm always talking about it but here's a list:

Ducktales!!! the new eps are killing me

Camp Camp

ROTTMNT (I need new eps so badlyyyy)

Steven Universe, still losing it over the movie

Amphibia, loved the first season

Mao Mao is great so far

Stranger Things

Doctor Who

Marvel, specifically Spidermam

Hilda!!! that one needs more love

there's more but those are the current ones

[depressed-alone]

I KNOW IM LATE BUT INTO THE SPIDERVERSE WAS SO GOOD OMG I JUST FINISHED AND I LOVED IT SO MUCH THE ART STYLE IS SO COOL AND YA KNOW DAMN WELL YA BOI IS GONNA GO AND DRAW SOME SPIDERMAM SHIZZLE RIGHT NOW WOOOOOH

[azadael]

🕷 Guess who’s hyped for Spidermam: Into the Spiderverse? 🕷 Man the animation style is superb, I love the comic-feel to it! Here’s a quick doodle, I’m pretty happy with it! 🔹What upcoming movies are you guys excited for?🔹 • • •

[hearteyepods]

Tagged

Tag Game

Tagged by @alyfa

Name/Nicknames: spidermam, jueyoey ( i swear i can explain), Julie, petra ben parker, literally anything related to spiderman,

Zodiac Sign: sag

Height: idek anymore??

Ethnicity: Hispanic?

Favorite fruit: PINEAPPLE,, just kidding, oranges

Favorite Season: autumn! spring is my second tho

Favorite Book:   legit the pjo series..

Favorite Flower: … Roses!

Favorite Scent: Vanillllllaaaa

Favorite Animal: lion! Rawr :3

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Cocoa: tea def

Cat or Dog Person: both, but I love cats <3

Favorite Fictional Character: oh lord hm, Pidge Gunderson, ( vld) Keith Kogane, ( vld ) Raven, ( teen titans ) Blake Belladonna, ( RWBY ) Levi, ( Attack on Titan) Rose Lalonde, ( homestuck ) Dave Strider, ( homestuck ) Luna Lovegood, ( Harry Potter ) Silena Beaureguard, ( pjo ) Nico Di Angelo , ( pjo ) Belarus, ( APH!!! ) aMERICA ( APH ) England ( APH ) Japan ( APH ) Haruka ( Free!! ) Anddd Jumin Han.

Dream Trip: SPACE

Blog Created: this august

Number of Followers: 114

What Do I Post About: voltrash, pjo sometimes, hetalia sometimes, homestuck, overall trash

Do I Get Asks On A Regular Basis: n0

Aesthetic: pastels, cats, song quotes, and black lipstick ;)))

Favorite Band/Artist: the neighborhood, melanie martinez, mY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, Set if off, fall out boy, panic! at the disco, twenty one pilots, sleeping with sirens, marina and the diamonds

Fictional Characters I’d Date: ….. Lance McClain... hes so bootiful??

i’d like to tag @yesindeedlikeasir and @princessbubblelover!!

[mrsstampede]

I swear im not becoming a Marvel blog or a Mary Jane discourse blog. I just love her so much and im upset and need to rant. So sorry for all the Marvel/Spidermam/Mary Jane not Mary Jane stuff.