#love this... evil sims...

[daenystheedreamer]

Hello! I have no ASOIAF mutuals and I just needed to confess some Sims 2 Sins: I made the Baratheons of Dragonstone in the Sims 2 and the "Baratheons" of King's Landing (I call them the Cersei Crew) SO Robert Baratheon died in a tragic pool accident that was definetly not planned (I sold the ladder) and one of Cersei's wants was seeing his ghost so that made her super duper happy for a while until his ghost started haunting poor Tommen and Myrcella. Joffrey picked a fight with a stray cat. He lost. In order for Cersei and Jaime to have a relationship and because I can't have incest relationships, I made 2 Tywins and 2 Joannas. Cersei was the daughter of Tywin 1 and Joanna 1, while Jaime and Tyrion were the sons of Tywin 2 and Joanna 2. Both Joannas tragically died in the swimming pool and I made the 2 Tywins fight for dominance and kept the winner alive (Tywin 2 won) . Tyrion is banging the cleaning maid but he has 0 chemistry with the Shae sim I made. I had to kill Shae and Tywin 2 in the swimming pool for lore purposes. I got Cersei a job in the criminal career because that was one of her wants. The Baratheons of Dragonstone are WAY more chaotic. Davos and Melisandre duke it out on the DAILY. Shireen got into private school and she's BFFs with Myrcella. Patchface got abducted by aliens and has yet to return. Selyse sat the house on fire TWICE. Everyone was so misrerable all the time so I bought them a hot tub and a stereo, and afterwards they did nothing but jump in the hot tub together like they're in some sort of weird spa. Selyse now does nothing but dancing to salsa. It's always salsa time for Selyse. Mel "sacrificed" the pizza delivery girl to R'hllor (I made her lock the girl in a room with nothing but a toaster oven and a flammable rug) but she hasn't died yet so now I keep her there. Stannis wanted a career in politics so I got him a job but he got fired after a few days because he was too busy playing water balloons with Davos in the backyard to go to work. I haven't noticed that nobody was paying attention to Shireen during the whole pizza girl on fire debacle, so her needs decayed badly and CPS took her away. Selyse was dancing to salsa, Stannis and Mel were in the hot tub and Davos was stomping the cockroaches in Shireen's room when CPS arrived and it was nothing short of pure chaos. I'm trying to adopt her back :(

davos and melisandre catty side pieces who hate each other so real. also yay shireen myrcella friendship :) in modern au esp high school au stuff myrcella gets casted as bitchy/bimbo blonde and thats not at all her canon characterisation i think her and shireen could be friends if patchface wasn't there. which he isnt here since he got abducted sorry babes.

[abellarts]

[Sometimes, you just need a friend]

Happy Jon Sim and Cats Day everyone!

I wanted to do something this year and I've been getting into 3D art so I went and did this, and yeah that is a 3D model! Spent a couple of days on it as I wanted to practice my skills. Anyway have a purr-ific day J. Sims and Cats day everyone :3

[Video Description: A recording showcasing different angles and details from the sculpture featured in the earlier painting.]

[dricacchi]

he needs to be arrested @wsoupofpain

[happybunnykat]

So I am a firm believer that Elias put Martin in the Archives to die first. He was like "Okay Martin's pretty much completely useless and Jon doesn't like him. This is perfect, he'll be the first person to die, so Jon will learn the stakes of this job but won't be too upset about it!"

And then Martin didn't die. And kept not dying. And Jon started to actually like him. A lot. This is a problem because Jon is getting distracted and sentimental and focused o

So Elias is like "Damn okay Jon now wants me dead (passive) but if I do anything to Martin directly Jon will want me dead (active) and might actually try to kill me and/or do other things that will ruin my plans."

So, he's tries to pass him off to Peter to get rid of him that way.

And then Jon kills Peter, confirming what Elias thought would happen if he did something to Martin, but none of that matters now because Jon is right where Elias wants him.

And then the Eyepocalypse happens, and Martin is the one who helps Jon stay as they travel across the broken world and to the Panopitcon, where Jon killed Elias anyway.

And all of this could have been avoided on Jonah's end if he had just not put Martin in the Archives.

[lastoneout]

"[New Farming Sim] is copying Stardew Valley!!" Harvest Moon came out for the Nintendo 64 in 1999

Edit: My apologies, Harvest Moon came out for the SNES in 1996

[agent-jaselin]

Text in picture one "Why don't you love me grandma"

Green text in picture two "every little thing"

should have put those on black bubbles and didn't but they are finished. Also uh. probably going to change how he looks for obvious reasons of same face-ness but anyway.

First image is pretty much just straight up fan art of a fan fiction I found, with the Eye making Jon the archive early but also mentoring him and very much pushing him to prey on people, which I haven't seen before and I adore?? Like the idea of Jon being raised to be a proper avatar that has no qualms with hunting people is very fun. (it's right here if you'd like to read.)

The second is just my imagination running away with how he might end up. I'm picturing him not running into Elias, the eye helping him terrorize foster parents until he gets a family that gives him an allowance and doesn't hurt him but is just neglectful enough that they can hunt down people with statements on weekends. Him ending up with truly no friends at all but the eye cause he just, stopped really caring about people at some point, but he's good at faking enough to ask his questions. He's kind of like an eye themed Simon Fairchild. Happy with himself but not truly friendly, just a smiling shark. (I like to think he does have some positive interactions with a couple other fear avatars. Fears that get worse if you feel seen but not helped leaving him with the occasional witness to feed on.)

[flovoid]

"I, Thorn Valentino, named you after a historical figure, a mighty father to all of us, and yet... mere disappointment, Vladamir"

[aurorangen]

your evil sexy boss lady

[fruifruit]

webfishinggggg :]

[somuchbetterthanthat]

The love for Jonathan Sims just never stops. Like i'll think about him, even for a second, and i just. he was so good. He was so good. He tried SO HARD. And he was an arse and he was prickly and he was smug and he was not easily liked and yet and yet and yet he was SO GOOD. Unwilling god of an apocalypse still trying to figure out how to cauterize the wound, still stopping himself from indulging in his worst instincts, still CLINGING to what he considered to be humane.

He could have said "Game over" in S4 and we would have all understood. He could have said "Game truly over" in S5 and it would have made sense. And EVERY STEP OF THE WAY he was like. No. This brings me so much horrible joy and it feels so good and so right and /this is not who i want to be/.

[starbiology]

very,,slowly,,, getting through all this art for my fangame. Working on more UI. Why did I do this. Why did I do this to myself (positive lol)

[bloodydrew]

Love the hc of Jonah Magnus being trans ftm and just body hopping into cis male bodies bc like yeah what do you do when you are trans in the 19th century and there’s no hormonal treatment nor top surgery available at your time ? You become a fucking fear god avatar and start body hopping ofc

WE NEED MORE EVIL TRANS CHARACTERS LIKE YES KING FUCKING STEAL CIS MEN BODIES GO GO GO JONAH

[trickquestionn]

Top 10 pathetic sopping wet cat Jonathan "Jarchivist" Sims moments

Number 1

[mikuni14]

15 Day BL Challenge - Day 4

Day 4: Fave Ship Dynamic

Since I can't choose one favorite dynamic, I'll allow myself to write a few:

EQUALITY in a relationship will always be my top priority, which I understand as a situation where no one is exploited, or led like a child in the relationship, or dominated, even if one of them is naturally dominant. To make it more complicated, I actually like relationships in which one is clearly more dominant, for example stronger physically, or in the hierarchy, is richer, has power, BUT NOT OVER THEIR LOVED ONE, is actually even dependent on him. The point is that both have the same power over each other, are equally dependent on each other, both support each other to the best of their abilities, no one gives more or less. It is ideal when the seamingly "weaker" one has even a slight advantage in the relationship, to make it more fair. A good example of this relationship is Hannibal or Nagron 😋 There are many BL series with equal characters, most of them will appear below (but I'll start with a gif of these guys, equal in everything, and that widening of Zhou Zi Shu's eyes at the sight of Wen Ke Xing is one of the best things in BLs I've ever seen 💖)

most often, equality in a relationship goes hand in hand with my second favorite dynamic: when both are mature. I LOVE it when a couple is made up of adults, mature people who know who they are, know that they are interested in each other and the only obstacles in their relationship are external. From BL series, these are: Laws of Attraction, Manner of Death, Jun & Jun (excellent examples 10/10) as well as The Untamed, Word of Honor, KinnPorsche, 4 Minutes, Our Dating Sim, To Sir, With Love. This equality and maturity can just as well appear in series with young characters as in The On1y One

my other favorite dynamic also goes hand in hand with equality: when both are smart, they are professionals in what they do, like in The Sign, Laws of Attraction, The On1y One, Be Loved In House: I Do, Jun & Jun (see the gif above) and of course The Untamed and Word of Honor (I can't help but mention Beyond Evil, The Devil Judge, Killer and Healer, not BLs we all know better 😎)

when both are good at communication, I love it when characters TALK to each other, even when they argue, as long as they COMMUNICATE

the best and the rarest: when they trust each other and believe in each other, that the other person will handle the truth, the problems, that they will help, that TOGETHER THEY WILL DEAL with whatever life throws at them, when they talk about what's going on in their lives including the bad stuff, no noble sacrifice and keeping the loved one in the dark "for their own good". It's very possible that in all the BLs I've watched there was a couple who was honest with each other from the beginning until the end, but I can't remember one now... (Beyond Evil, Love in Translation started doing it by the end)

but I also like it when someone in the couple is unhinged, crazy, like Sahashi in Cosmetic Playlover, or a himbo like Sprite in Twins, or a golden retriever type but a real one like in Sing My Crush, especially when the other one is a bit grumpy and gloomy, like in those series, I love it!

I also like calm, stoic, solid types, at the same time totally whipped for their loved ones 🥰 such as the characters played by Noh in Nitiman and Oh! My Sunshine Night. Special mention should be made of someone similar to this type, but also noble and old-fashioned in a charming way, like San from Century of Love, and the guys from To Sir, With Love

[busiest-bee]

I’m a chronic “what if they were nice and also my friends”-er 😔💔

[minimooberry]

I suppose it's pointless to think of you at all