#m!a start

[poppy-and-boxtens-world]

With anon magic, I turned the mains, Sprout, Shelly, Astro, Dandy, Vee into humans for 10 asks.

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(Others are under cut)

[infiniteproxy]

M!A vampire again, except this time is a Dracula kind where you may hunger for the people around you but it’s not the sort of thing you gotta fight back. Also you can climb walls like a lizard and hypnotize people. You’re welcome.

this feels like søme sørt øf cøsmic irøny.

alsø what the fuck.

[ask-badly-drawn-vladimir]

Ehehehe

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DREAMTALIA PI AU UPON THEE!!!!

(For 10 asks or as long as Mun wants ❤️)

((YEAHHHH!!!!!

Okay so, pi au is a dreamtalia AU where Vladimir is the host, this event is not canon to the blog, and is instead a different timeline of events! This event will be available for 10 asks!!

The base information for this is, Vanya the nation who Vladimir is in charge of dies, Vladimir is then becomes the target of Rev and is now the new host :]

Have fun!!!))

[askmafiabobvelseb]

m!a beka is now tiny >:)

[trianglethesillyfella]

m!a you are lightbulb for ten asks

eexcuse me what.

[parttimepuff]

Oh yeah Deedles was having a panic attack much like how meta was having a panic attack much like you may or may not by the end of this ask bandwanna wabble bee see the reason Beep was calming him down was because an anon (not myself regrettably) tossed an m!a at him, as in, a magic anon, rendering him a dark matter for like, I dunno. 20 minutes for you guys? Same deal with Meta, short Sweet panic inducing and very informative for them both!

M!A dark matter bandanna dee

As the long run-on sentence went on, the Waddle Dee was truly overwhelmed by the info being thrown at them all at once. "W-wait, huh, what??" Bandana questioned, having more than a few thoughts on the subject and no real inkling on what was to come. The same could not be sad for the king as he began reaching out for them. "Hey, you better not-" Dedede demanded, but for naught as a cloud of colored smoke surrounded his advisor, leaving a Dark Matter drone with their signature head-wear.

"…shit." The Penguin muttered, Kirby open mouthed at the transformation that had just taken place. As for Bandana. "…aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" They screeched, any questions they'd had replaced with blind panic. The two winced at the unexpected volume and they weren't the only ones, Beep shooting up straight in her room on the Starcutter.

"B-bandana, it's ok!!" Dedede insisted, trying to calm them down with the first thing that came to mind. "It won't last!! …right, it won't, right?" Kirby asked the king, his uncertainty not helping matters. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Bandana continued, having hardly stopped as they had no need to take a breath in this state. "Nova damnit-" The penguin cursed, taking off his robe and wrapping them up in it. They continued screaming, though now the sound was muffled considerably.

Sighing, Dedede patted the Waddle Dee through the robe. It was the best he could do until they calmed down. But she might be able to do better. "WHO ARE YOU???" Beep shouted back through her mind just to be heard. "AAAAAAAAAA?????" Was Bandana's best response, not recognizing the voice. "Yer probably driving her nuts, Bandee." The king commented, not certain his advisor would absorb what he'd said. "Her..? Oh, Beep can hear them, right?" Kirby inquired, leaning in as though he could hear her as well.

The penguin nodded, turning his attention back to the new Matter. "Bandana! Bandana, take a deep breath, ok!? Close yer eyes. ..eye." Dedede corrected. "aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!" Bandana wailed, tough at least more quietly. "WHATS WRONG WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING???" Beep tried again, more frantic now about what was going on. "hhhhhhhhh, this is too much, Way too much at once..!" The Waddle Dee finally managed to express. Another pat. "Ah know, Bandana, it's a lot. Just listen to us. Don't think too hard about it." The penguin reminded them. "We're here and you're safe!" Kirby seconded.

"Well, tell me what’s wrong and where you are holy shit-" Beep probed, ready to go find them as soon as she could. Trying to calm themself down, Bandana focused on their voices. "Ok, ok ok ok, just listening, listening will help. I'm safe. I-I'm safe, right? You're safe??" They frantically asked. "We're all safe here, promise, Bandee!!" The puff echoed, patting them a few times for good measure. "Yer not in any danger and yer not a danger to us, Bandana." Dedede assured them.

"Ok, ok w-we're safe. I'm in, just in the throne room, been in here a million times. Did-is anyone going to come in?? Oh Nova, I was so loud-" Bandana whimpered. "Throne room-" Beep began, before she paused, understanding now what was happening. With a level of malice she rarely used, she hissed. "Anons." It wasn't hard for her to put those pieces together. Inside the room, Dedede tried to reassure the poor Dee. "Ah don't think-" He started, interrupted by knocking at the door, leaving them all silent.

"….Kirby, go answer that. Outta the room." Dedede instructed. "Right! Right, I'll do that!!" Kirby agreed, running off to run defense. Bandana groaned, their fears realized. "Y-yeah, those no good gray guys with the sunglasses, they did this a-and oh Nova, what if someone comes in..!" They despaired, terrified of what could happen to them, to the others. The king blinked, confused by their response "Eh? Oh, yer talking to her." He surmised. "H-huh?" The Waddle Dee replied. "Let Beep know ah'm here with you and you'll be alright." The penguin told them.

It was Beep that they'd been talking to..? "His majesty, he said, um he wants you to know he's here." Bandana relayed, hesitant. "Oh shit? Deeds?" Beep responded, surprised, but relieved that he was there to help them. "Y-yeah, King Dedede. Y-you know him well..?" The Waddle Dee inferred. "Pretty well." Dedede confirmed. "Are you one of his friends…? I mean, even if you aren’t I’m sure you’d be okay. I’m sorry the anons are bullying you too…" She expressed.

"I'm, I work as his advisor. We, yeah, we're really good friends… I, thank you… I never expected them to-I didn't know they could do something like this." Bandana explained. "That's, kinda on me. Ah should've told you." Dedede apologized, glancing away despite the fact that they couldn't see him. "Good! Good. So you’ll be okay!" Beep ensured them. "Anons are jerks. A lot of them anyway. They kinda do whatever the fuck they want." She grumbled. "What’s your name? Are you gonna be okay being like-" A pause. It could be left unsaid. "You gonna be okay?"

"I will be, I'll be ok…" Bandana repeated, mostly to convince themself. Trying to move on, they focused on the rest. "We've had to kick them out enough times that we know that, hmph." They huffed, more than done with their shenanigans. "My name is Bandana Dee. I'm… i-it feels so strange, but I'm, nothing hurts and I'm not, no one else is, hurt…" The Waddle Dee trailed off, still cared of the thought. "See? …it's scary, but yer still you. That hasn't changed." Dedede told them, speaking from experience.

"I-it hasn't, no. …I'm, I apologize for screaming." Bandana replied to the Matter now that they understood what she must have heard. "…why would anyone get hurt." Beep interrogated, making them tense. "I-I, that's…" The Waddle Dee searched, flustered, for the right words, catching the king's attention. "That is, what I meant was, g-getting hurt was, because I was really scared-" They continued, making things snap into focus for their boss. "Oh. Yikes. That's one thing we're going to need to teach everyone, the big thing, really." Dedede figured. "Dedede, please-" They pleaded.

"Oh." Beep realized what they'd been getting at. "I didn’t hurt anyone when I got scared. You won’t, either." She promised. "Y-yes… You're right, I-I won't. I'm, so sorry…" Bandana apologized, ashamed of thinking of the possibility. "Mm. Ah'm sure you would've come around to this without the forced transformation, but… Well, ah'm glad you know what ah know now." Dedede patted them on the head. They supposed they did know now, having spoken to her. She was just as they'd insisted she was, if not more so. Nothing like some of the things they'd heard.

"I understand… U-um, Beep? We're going to work really, really hard on announcing you and your family's citizenship. I have some ideas, we're gonna do our best." Bandana announced. This came as quite the surprise. "…really?" Beep asked, hopeful. "Really! It's, I've never really put together something like this before, but we'll go over everything with you before we start. I think his majesty has a number for you?" They glanced at the king. "Fer her uncle, but yeah." Dedede confirmed.

They paused. "Her what? Um, I need to get, caught up on everything first, I think." Bandana figured. "He has Gremlin's phone number, I think." Beep remembered. "Gremlin?? Is your uncle??" The Waddle Dee exclaimed. "Yup." Dedede confirmed nonchalantly. "Huh…" They hummed. So much strange new information. "Is it, gonna be soon?" Beep asked. "Um, if we work at it consistently, we'd probably be ready in about a week? Maybe two, depending on getting material together." They detailed.

This time, Beep said nothing. She was just surprised. Pleasantly so, but surprised nonetheless. They were working hard for her, even Bandana who had just been terrified of what she was. It wasn't lost on them how she must feel, either. With what she'd been through... they felt they could understand her, even if just a little. And as that thought passed, smoke billowed out from Dedede's robe, leaving the Waddle Dee back in their original shape. They'd certainly learned something in what must have been the last 10 minutes.

[ask-hws-guam]

Magic!Anon: Playboy bunny outfit for 50 asks!

Is this punishment for being away for a while?

[ask-gentleman-steampunk-onceler]

m!a: you're now a robot!!

“Pardo-”

(ooc: first m!a yippee I hope to see a lot of these rah also anon didn't mention for how long so I'll do it for 1 more post)

[beastwars-transformers]

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[heartorbit]

MWAH!

[infiniteproxy]

Let's get you a new hobby!

M!A You have the knowledge andsuppliesneeded to crochet any item you have ever wanted. You feel an intense urge, bordering on compulsive to finish a project. Can be dispelled in a 72 hours.

Bonus; you have a new yarn snake plushy around your shoulders as of... now!

>There's a knitted -- excuse you -- crocheted snake plush draped around your shoulders that definitely wasn't there two minutes ago.

>You suddenly feel an irresistible compulsion to make it a friend or five.

>And a sweater (...tube?).

>And some hats.

>All the yarn you could possibly need for this task is right here at your fingertips.

>...you're going to be busy for a while.

[tiliqi]

what's updog?

[werewolfetone]

Sometimes a woman hurts every man in her life because her true soulmate is a woman #feminism

[tubapun]

For the record, this is my favorite of the "real monsters are humans" images. Cause, like. Outside of syndication there weren't any Scooby shows made in the 90s. That was when we had that huge content gap. We didn't get any proper scooby that decade til 1998. You know. The film where the monsters were famously real

[kenchann]

new tweel cards in august iam so cooked

[axoqiii]

augh