#mY gOD.

[kidovna]

will byers’ s5 outfit being blue, yellow, and green + red as a callback to s1. did we win or did we win?

[lovethatlaiduslow]

SUFJAN

[gasterofficial]

SANS UNDERTALE FUCKING KILLED THE QUEEN

[strawberrryangel]

“there’s things, there’s people, feelings, that i want to experience differently than i have before, maybe even for the first time.” i’ll throw up. right now.

[mikeslawyer]

thinking about how next season will is gonna discover that mike jumped off a cliff in s1 and had it not been for el, will would’ve come back to his best friend being dead. and that everyone except for will knew about it but no one has ever told him. jesus christ.

[souvenir116]

Is he even real?

[poppy-metal]

Patrick has big breeder balls that’s established that’s a fact, your birth control is working overtime because this man can’t stop, once he comes he comes so much it’s obscene but you love it, eagerly swallowing it all when you blow him and whining about how much you hate the condom when he’s fucking you, and he thinks he has a good deal, poor little rich girl deeply bored in her fancy Miami apartment (apparently players like Florida to live/train but I headcanon the donaldsons to be Cali based and let’s be real Patrick needs to physical distance between them because he’d fold so quick) but your place has access to some good training facilities and he doesn’t even have to fuck you to live there because your daddy pays him “for tennis lessons” so he just fucks you for fun and he might be biased because he’s had trouble finding women that can take his cock the way he wants but he can bully the whole thing into you with only a little bit of crying and you never complain about him being sweaty or pulling your hair and he likes that, he can get you freaky, corrupt you, introduce you to toys your fancy friends would never even dream of and you don’t have the mean streak he craves, the dominance to hold him down and stretch him on a big strap but he’ll deal, you’re young he’s sure he can train you to give as good as you take, what he doesn’t know is that he’s it for you, not your first time but definitely your last, hard and fast and god the porn he shows you has you dreaming and you need him, he’s perfect in your eyes, you don’t see the struggle only the hot professional athlete with filthy rich parents, to you he’s a catch and you desperately need him to stay so it only makes sense that you throw out your birth control, he always wears a condom but they’re not 100% effective and he fucks you so much that it’s bound to happen and it does, you know early but keep it to yourself just to be sure, it’s not until you’re sure you’re in your second trimester that you tell him, tears in your eyes, pounding on his chest about how he could do this to you, that he needs to take responsibility or your daddy will make his life hell and he’s shocked, not ready to be a dad, but for you he’ll try, he wants to be a family, what you don’t know is that to Patrick you’re the dream, sweet tight pussy and enough money he won’t have to talk to his parents, a gorgeous place to crash and train, no worries in the world, he’s been poking holes in his condoms for months even though you’re on birth control because it’s not 100% effective and he fucks you so much that it’s bound to happen and it does, now surely your dad will invest in the tennis career of the father of his grandchild

oh.

[maningning]

read this and started screeching

[goosters06]

IM SORRY I KEEP POSTING ON THE TAGS but a lot of y'all showed your true fuckin colours tonight lol. During the livestream I saw so much unnecessary anger and hate towards RTVS and towards people who thought the bit was funny. Do not fucking talk to me if you GENUINELY got pissy over seeing a breaking bad gmod roleplay instead of a halflife gmod roleplay. My fucking god the actual entitlement from you guys. All of you owe RTVS a fucking apology.

[lnfours]

oh i am having thoughts™️

[omppupiiras]

thank god that 80% of the time i see his ig shenanigans on tumblr first and not by opening instagram and going in blind, because somehow seeing stripper jere here on tumblr really softens the blow. but still. WHAT THE HELL WAS ANY OF THAT

[cryptidcaptain]

this is getting out of hand

[haejjoon]

Goro celebrates Akira Kurusu’s death with cheap cup noodles and a bottle of wine.

The noodles are a month past its expiration date, and the wine has been sitting in his cabinet for three whole years untouched. (The latter was from Shido—a gift celebrating Goro’s first completed mission.)

The noodles are soggy. The wine is sour. They taste horrible together, and Goro devours both like it’s his last meal.

The TV blasts the news Goro already knows into his ears. The leader of the anonymous terrorist group Phantom Thieves, arrested just last night, is reported to have committed suicide in his questioning cell…

“He didn’t commit suicide,” Goro says to the screen. “I killed him, and it felt incredible.”

The identity of the Phantom Thieves’ illustrious leader has not yet been disclosed to the public, given the severity of their perpetuated crimes…

“Akira Kurusu was a nobody. He lived in a dusty attic in a stranger’s caf��. His parents disowned him for being too good of a person.”

Police investigation has revealed that he stole the guard’s gun to end his own life. Results show that he was likely to have died instantly…

“He died from one shot.” Goro drunkenly lifts the hand holding the remote and mimes shooting at the chattering television. “Just like that. He ran around like he was invincible, you know. I almost believed it when he told everyone that he would be okay. I half expected to open the door to find an empty seat, and then to have to call Shido-san to tell him that Joker got away. I thought I might die tonight due to my failure. But I didn’t fail. I killed that son of a bitch with one shot. He lost. I won.”

The TV shuts off.

“I won,” Goro’s reflection repeats.

-

(work in progress for oneshot i plan to post soon!)

[darlin-djarin]

beautiful art! unfortunately you have drawn them as white, so i will now be blocking you. good day.

[faewaren]

Wen Ning and Wei Wuxian…. A thank you that’s a promise that’s a weapon. A small kindness that changes loyalties and crosses the lines of a war and is never forgotten. The dedication to pay back what you’re given, even when it’s dangerous, even when there’s a risk. A small favor from an almost-stranger that gets traded back and forth and persists and grows and becomes a love that lasts decades and a devotion that says I will do whatever you ask, because it’s you asking, even the things that change what I am. From showing me how to better hold my hands on my bow to my hands serving as your sword.

They whisper about the fearsome ghost general, but the core is, as it always was, a boy trying to repay kindness that came when he needed it. The Yiling Patriarch is, as it always was, a friend whose love and gratitude was strong enough to tear through the boundaries of life and death, because it wasn’t fair, because it wasn’t deserved, because of your sister, and because of you.

[mintjeru]

is it such a sin to want to live?

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