#mafia househusband

[heretherebedork]

If I had a nickel for each mafia wannabe househusband who fell head over heels for a soft and younger man with abandonment issues that he just wanted to spoil with food and take care of I would have two nickels and I am actively begging for more, please.

[moerusai]

How it started → How it’s going (x)

[hotasfahrenheit]

I am loving My Dear Gangster Oppa way more than I expected and I hope it maintains its impeccable cuteness and good vibes throughout

I didn't expect a second adorable mafia househusband and a whole thing about strawberry cakes so soon when Kiseki isn't even done airing yet and here we are already and I'm VERY happy about it

[hellcifrogs]

in the high school au do sasuke and hinata just pretend their families aren't rival mafias when they meet up in the hallways? (i just need fugaku and hiashi as mob bosses lol)

But! Fugaku is a cop! 🐷

I also want Hiashi to have a really silly job! As in a super normal job that he gets far too serious about it and it makes him look silly.

Hyuuga Bakery and Sweets. Hizashi can live a soft daily life happily with his talented angsty teen son, competitive brother and two beautiful nieces!

[pickletrip]

Kiseki: Dear to me

Episode 3: The Cat goes missing (1)

P.S: Look at his morning stretch! He's definitely a cat.

[merakiui]

it’s okay… i’ll be the big tit cow gf so idia can fulfill his hentai fantasies… i’ll even wear the stupid cow lingerie </3

Very true. <3 I will gladly become the hentai hucow gf for my chronically online epic gamer bf who lives off of energy drinks and might dox me if I call Precipice Moirai mid. ( >﹏<。)

[briliantlymad]

The answer to the question "why does Padme love Anakin?" other than the most obvious one being she loves him and love is enough have to be one or more of these

[whumpwillow]

time for another reverse ask game! if you don’t know what that is, its where instead of you sending me a theme and getting a prompt out of it, I state a theme and you send me asks with prompts based off of it! here goes:

mafia au / gangster / mobster whump!

can be anything along those lines

[andthebeanstalk]

Watching the new season of The Way of the Househusband anime on Netflix - I totally forgot that he had a fellow ex-Yakuza rival that is... always trying to be better at domesticity than him! XD

[here's a gif of Tatsu and Tora facing off in the live-action adaptation, which is also really good!]

[someawesomeamvs]

Warning: Potential spoilers

Title: Mafia Male Wife

Editor: Ileia

Song: When Will My Life Begin (cover)

Artist: Punk Rock Factory

Anime: Way of the Househusband

Category: For fun

Award: Momocon 2023 - Most Endearing Award

[akitbeast]

How about both?.....

I've been trying to figure out which of my AU fic needs is hungrier when it comes to Vegas and Pete.

The Way of the Househusband OR The Addam's family.

I've decided I need them both. At the same time 🤣

They can be the super oddball family on the block that talks about ballgags and report cards at the dinner table, Vegas argues with the house roomba for not doing its job, cooks delightful meals for Pete, and shows off his knife skills when the Aunties come over to cook. He also exchanges recipes with Pete's grandma. Still haven't figured out what kind of popular culture fandom Pete would be obsessed with, that Vegas helps him collect.

Now if I only had the mental capacity and artistry to put them together 🤔

[heretherebedork]

Breakfast with the Mafia: BL Edition

Apparently, breakfast really is the most important meal of the day when you're a tough guy who's into soft boys. @absolutebl New favorite trope. How do we order more?

[milfgyuu]

Have you ever seen way of the house husband? Bc that’s all I can imagine with these dad svt blurbs, just the man of the house taking care of things

I have heard of it and it's definitely on my watch list. I love a man just taking care of things. it's a SWOON factor.

[fowlofprey]

“Listen to me, son. You never know who is going to stab you in the back, so when you’re preparing a meal for someone you have to make sure that you use every knife in the kitchen so that they won’t have a clean one to use against you.” - Wise words from Artemis Fowl I, October 5, 2022.

[bts-0t-7]

BTS | MYG | FIC RECS

This list is probably one of the longer ones cause sheesh... I'm a sucker for cats 😭 I hope you'll enjoy the fics as much as I have and don't forget to tell the authors how much you've liked their work!!

Have some spices 😌...

Three Tangerines, @kithtaehyung (smut, brother's best friend, implied age gap au)

Illicit Favours, @yoongiofmine (Fluff, tiny angst, smut, non idol au. Friends to Lovers)

Oh, Darling!, @yoongiofmine (Series, fluff, angst, smut, non idol au, university au)

Predator, @liveyun (gangster au, smut)

Apricity, @liveyun (arranged marriage au, strangers to lovers)

Petals, @yoonia (parenthood au, fluff)

The devil wears Valentino, @orchidyoonkook (One Shot, Spooky AU, Supernatural Creatures AU, Age Gap, Slice of Life, Angst, Smut, Fluff)

Sugar, @zehakoo (strangers to lovers, neighbours au, fluff, smut)

Peaches in bed, @borathae (Smut, married life!AU, domestic!AU)

Yoongi's Lullaby, @jiminrings (unrequited love friends to lovers soulmate au)

Snow Blanket, @yoonieper (friends to lovers, fluff, smut)

A Wager of Lords and Love, @hisunshiine (regency era au, arranged marriage au, s2l, fluff, smut, angst)

By The Time I've Figured Out What It's Worth, @ugh-yoongi (est. relationship, marriage au, angst, smut, fluff)

Bad Things, @yoonia (Brothel!au, Street Fighter!Yoongi, Escort!reader)

Close Call, @xjoonchildx (smut, mafia AU)

The Little Things, @kth1 (Smut, 21+, Slice of Life, One Shot)

Sweet Morning, @7ndipity (slightly suggestive, implied smut, implied drinking, swearing)

Shy, @7ndipity (smut, unprotected sex, soft dom-ish Yoongi)

Hello Soulmate, @bluemari23 (soulmate au, soulmarks, fluff)

Celestial Ruin, @remedyx (Fantasy, Angst, Smut, Corruption)

Carnal Desires, @explicit-tae (smut, stripper reader, mafia/gangster yoongi, grinding, finger sucking)

Moonlit Throne, @hobidreams (smut, angst, fluff)

Desolate, @angelicyoongie (angst, fluff, eventual smut)

The Perks of Being a Househusband, @sunnebeam (marriage au, crack, domesticity, yoongi in his stay-at-home hubs era)

Give It To Me, @ki-yomii (smut, dirty talk, oral (f receiving), praise kink, dom!yoongi, established relationship, pet names)

[sunnebeam]

"i was hoping i wouldn't have to resort to this."

A 'PERKS OF BEING A HOUSEHUSBAND' DRABBLE.

pairing: min yoongi x reader

plot: the (mis)adventures of retired gangster min yoongi as he leaves behind the life of the mafia and navigates the way of the househusband.

warnings: the way of the househusband au, marriage au, crack, domesticity, yoongi unintentionally scares people

masterlist + disclaimers.

note: go on tell me d-day!yoongi isn't tatsu I DARE YOU 😤 btw u don't need to watch the way of the househusband before reading this, but i swear u won't regret it if u do lol it's so funny (and it gives great visuals for this fic!). anyways, enjoy!! i'd love to hear ur thoughts so drop by my askbox and let's chat :)

Water drips down his neck as he washes his face. Droplets fall down his tattooed back, tracing the meticulous lines and bold colors that contrast his pale skin.

After rinsing and drying off, he dons on his outfit for the day – a fitted, white, short-sleeved shirt that shows off the intricate tattoos on both his arms and some black sweatpants – and puts on his signature apron – a beige, cotton apron with a drawing of his brown poodle on the front. Said poodle is staring at him from the bathroom door as he takes one last look at the mirror.

An old, bumpy scar runs down his right eye.

"Perfect," he says to himself before heading to the kitchen with his dog following right behind.

Min Yoongi never used to wake up this early. But these days, he wakes up bright and early at six o'clock because he has an important assignment.

"What do you think, Holly? Too big?"

The poodle barks in response, and taking its opinion into consideration, Yoongi adjusts his gimbap slices accordingly, making them a tad bit smaller and just the perfect size for your lunchbox.

"Shit!"

The door to your shared bedroom opens and you run out, already dressed in your corporate attire. You run to the kitchen where your husband is and get a huge glass of water.

"I'm late!" you screech, all while gulping down the whole glass.

"But you still have a few hours," he points out in confusion.

"I forgot I have an early meeting!" you explain in a hurry, putting on your heels before giving your husband a big smooch on the lips and blowing Holly a kiss. "Sorry, Yoonie! I'll see you later!"

And you're out the door.

Yoongi blinks for a few moments before shaking his head. He's chuckling in amusement at your mishap, but if any outsider hears his laughter, it just sounds a bit manic.

"Well, looks like it's just you and me, Holly."

Holly barks.

"Huh? What was that?"

Holly barks.

Yoongi stares at the poodle, then at your Hello Kitty lunchbox he meticulously prepared, then back at the poodle.

"She forgot her lunchbox?"

Holly barks.

"Fuck."

Yoongi snaps into action, securing the lunchbox and putting it inside a Hello Kitty cloth bag before running out the door with his cute apron still on. He mounts his bicycle and speeds towards your office – which, if he was driving a car, would have broken numerous traffic regulations but luckily he isn't a stranger to breaking a law or two.

He's almost to your office. He's halfway there.

But unfortunately, there's a bit of a situation.

"What's your occupation, sir?"

The two police officers stare at him hesitantly after flagging him down for pedalling too fast with his bicycle. They're debating on giving him a ticket but then Yoongi answers.

"Househusband."

They stare at him.

"What?"

Yoongi sighs. At this rate, he won't be able to catch you before you clock in.

"Wait a second," one of the officers says, eyeing the tattoos peeking out from Yoongi's shirt and the big scar on his eye. "Are you..."

They stare at the name on the ticket. Min Yoongi.

"...Agust D?"

No way, the other officer thinks. There's a rumor about an infamous gangster called Agust D who used to slaughter his enemies with his own two hands. This guy can't be him. Right? Right?!

They hold a breath when Yoongi reaches into his pocket.

"I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to this," he murmurs.

"Wait, sir. There's no need for violence—"

"Here," Yoongi shuts them up by thrusting one of his most precious possessions.

A gift card for discounts at the local grocery store.

The police officers stare at the gift card, bewildered.

"As much as it pains me to let go of this," Yoongi continues, "take it. Now, I have to go."

And he pedals away, leaving behind one gift card and two very confused cops.

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