#magic anon event

[nartothelar]

he forgot to eat his chicken nuggies

[axia-at-paldea]

Magic Anon! (Event)

Melty was randomly teleported into a pool filled with ice cubes :3

AY WHAT THE FU- ... Actually, this is pretty nice. I'll stay here.

[professorxwolf]

Painless | Ciaran&Wat

“Motherfucker...” Ciaran cursed loudly, as the old letter opener slid across the envelope like a hot knife through butter, piercing his finger. Dropping the family heirloom that bore the O’Bryan crest, he reached for a Kleenex and wrapped it around the tiny but oozing cut. Guess he had gone a little too hard when he’d sharpened it this last time.. As the wolf put pressure on the wound he noticed something...odd. The more pressure he put, the harder he pressed..the better it felt. In fact, small shockwaves of pleasure began to vibrate through his body, leaving him wanting more. “The fuck is goin’ on here..” Ciaran muttered, even though he knew the answer. It was another bloody spell wasn’t it?

Waving off the nonsense, he pulled the first aid kit out of his desk drawer and bandaged up his finger, intent now on getting on with his business and forgetting whatever fuckery was messing with his mind. Yeah..easier said that fucking done. He should have known. Navy eyes landed on the opener once again, as his body stirred to life. More. He craved more. Ciaran’s hand moved before he even remembered thinking about the command, taking the cold metal and aiming the point towards his palm. One more cut, what harm would that do..

The wolf seemed to go into a trance then, only stopping when the door of his office swung open. “Go.. Get the fuck out, mind ya own goddamn business” Ciaran bit out. Chest heaving, body on fire. And arms coated in blood, which must have been what had drawn Wat to him.

@watfletcher​

[daisyxlynch]

He Said, She Said (with a side of hedonism) | D&D

HE SAID, SHE SAID (You don’t really love Dhani)

Daisy kept her eyes on her work as she sat at a desk in The Ghost Orchid, putting all of her concentration in mixing the potion before her. It wasn’t easy but she knew that it was the best thing. Anything to stop the thoughts running through her mind, the desires to do things that she normally wouldn’t have thought about except in passing. And so far it was working! But oh..that lavender really did smell soooo good... Unable to resist the temptation, and uncaring at the moment about Professor Augustus’s dislike on wasting ingredients, she dabbed a generous amount on her wrists and neck. Giggling all the while. He wouldn’t miss it! Okay..now that that was out of her system.. The witch tried once again to concentrate but of course fate had other ideas.

Looking up as the door chimed, Daisy couldn’t hide the look of distaste and disappointment in her eyes. She had hoped it would be Scott, but nope. No such luck. Sighing, she tucked a curl behind her ear, fake friendly smile barely curving her lips.

“Hey. What are you doing here?” Daisy asked blandly.

@dhanilyman​

[novaxwalker]

Mistress Nova | Nova&Kai

Nova blew out an annoyed breath, bangs dancing across her forehead from the breeze. Jesus this shit was getting on her last nerve. Sure she loved to learn and that was why she was here, blah blah. But what the hell good was this Intro to the Supernatural BS going to do her in the future? Especially since she very seriously doubted that she would be allowed to remember squat once she left. Yet her she was, wasting her time because one thing she was sure of was that her grades for the classes she did actually give a shit about would suffer if she failed this one. But would ya lookie there...maybe there was a silver lining after all..

“Hey! You! Ah..hot guy from the gym!” Nova called out, fingers snapping as she spotted the man across the bakery. She was crap with names on a good day but now? She didn’t even care to remember. “I need some help. But get me an iced latte’ first, gingerbread” The small brunette demanded, brow arched as if daring him to refuse.

@malakainolanti​

[eviexstratford]

Icy Reunion | Evie&Leslie

Now..this was much more like it. After a very well-deserved day of pampering and shopping, Evelyn now sat on the beach in a brand new bikini. A dazzling, shimmery bikini that showed off her every curve and complimented her fair skin like the scales of a mermaid’s tale. She was beautiful in the setting sun, ethereal. And she was well aware of that fact. But there was one thing that was missing: her dink was empty, and there was no one to refill it. Or..there had been no one before..

Tilting her dark sunglasses, Evie’s lips curved into a very Cheshire cat smile as the spied her prey. Yes..he would do very nicely. Sweet Leslie would be all too willing to worship her like she deserved. Lifting a hand, she waved her friend over with an expectant smile. “Leslie! I haven’t seen you in forever! Come join me please? After you get me another Manhattan of course, you don’t mind right?” She asked, her voice as sweet as her eyes were demanding.

@lesliestedeman​

[southernxwolf]

Hedonistic Us | Qhuinn&Jody

Qhuinn crossed her legs as she sipped from her Cosmo, gray eyes idly scanning the crowd at the bar. Bleh..no one who really spiked her interest, but she was hoping that would change. It was the Crimson Clover after all. The clientele there tended to be more..lively..than those at Dark Moon, her usual haunt. But that was exactly why she was there. The she-wolf was feeling restless, alive. And in search of a little something, anything, that would feed this growing need for action that seemed to have settled deep inside of her.

Finally... Eyes lined with smokey makeup flickered to their lupine ice blue when they settled on who had just walked in. As legs, short but shapely and clad in fishnet tights, crossed once again. “Hey stranger” Qhuinn murmured, when Jody caught her eye. “You look like you’re ready to raise a little hell”

@jodylinnel​

[scarlettxmcknight]

CODE-WORD: behave

Scarlett watched from inside her cell as a guard scolded a slave who was clearly affected by some kind of spell. She had seen a lot of that going on lately, and just prayed that she wouldn't fall victim to it too. The slave down the hall was trying her hardest to seduce the annoyed guard into having sex, but it clearly wasn't working. He warned her that if she didn't behave, there would be consequences.

But Scarlett didn't hear what those consequences would be, instead she let out a surprised cry as her body acted of its own accord and her knees buckled as an orgasm suddenly tore through her. She braced herself against the bars of her cell and caught her breath. Once she had, she looked up again to see a familiar face on the other side of the bars. "You enjoy the show?" she asked bitterly.

@urielscorruption

[murillo-enthusiast]

🪄This letter turns you into the opposite gender, and will wear off in whatever way you see fit!🪄

…

Soult is currently in a very, very foul mood, due to the recent events. He has been avoiding Ney - though he was making sure that his guest had been treated well by his men and being fed and having decent quarters and such. He is an excellent host, after all. Somehow, he has not been informed or made aware of his extra appendages yet. Upon receiving his message, he... she? She looks down and examines herself, and her mood is not improved.

... This is ridiculous.

Well.

I suppose I will have to inform Marshal Berthier and the Emperor of my resignation.

[armagnac-army]

🪄This letter turns you into the opposite gender, and will wear off in whatever way you see fit!🪄

HUH

FEMME NOW

Ill miss mon membre but honesty doesnt seem like much of a change otherwise!!!

wonder what id look like in a dress?

Yeah, fem!Lannes honestly doesn't look that different from normal masc!Lannes. Perhaps she is serving some "butch realness".

[tophattrio]

Once-ler: “Huh, something seems familiar about this post...”

Warden: “OH!! I remember these!”

Professor: “Ah, yes! There is an air of familiarity here... Care to go on a trip down memory lane with us?”

((A collection of old background images. Not quite unfinished wips (yet) but I’ve been away from home babysitting so I haven’t gotten the chance to look at my scanned archives, 😭 so I went scrolling through my tumblr drafts instead!! Since (I don’t think) I've posted these anywhere else (and in some cases they may be completely lost or new for some) it’s a fun way to break the ice!))

Original (circa 2013-2016)

Camp Weehawken AU

Lovestruck M!A

Future M!A

Wilson M!A

Greed M!A

Reboot (2016-present)

((What will the future hold? Well... we’ll just have to wait and see!))

[nartothelar]

Imagine Ingo resisting a nap in the middle of the work day, resulting him him becoming suuuuper grumpy and kinda intimidating for a toddler. Like, just terrifying.

he needs a nap asap

[randomnameless]

Is Golden Shower the most nonsensical story in any FE game?

Hm...

I wouldn't say so, because Conquest's plot is definitely a serious contender, but Golden Shower is definitely the most tonedeaf one!

When CQ was nonsensical but at least tried to tackle the consequences of an invasion - how Corn's family was tearing apart and, despite FEH giving us Queenoka's alt rambling about perfume, the fact that Hoshido lost its people and its royals and how much it weighed on Corn, who was always wondering if this was the only solution and wished for something different, refusing to rekt her sibs.

On Golden Shower, we have Clout mowing down Faerghans like wheat, not gaf if his master plan is doomed to fail, never have him try to seek another resolution, and we have the biggests lols with him at then end asking Rhea if she doesn't want to run away - even if he prevented her from doing so (aka running away to return home) in the previous chapter.

Golden Shower is not only tonedeaf, but managed to make me dislike every character associated to the protag's side, which is sort of a novelty in itself.

On the bright side, Nopes isn't a FE game, so fwiw, Golden Shower isn't a FE game.

[professorxwolf]

Is it Hot in Here? | Ciaran&Elijah

“Ya lot hot too? I mean..tell me this ain’t just me here..” Ciaran let out a low groan as he tried to move further under the shade of the large tree. The dogs of course weren’t having it with his fifth break since they’d left the house, but fucking hell..he couldn’t help it. It wasn’t just the heat, nearly unbearable as that was on it’s own. His very skin itched everywhere like his shirt was covered in nettles or some shit like that. Finally, the wolf couldn’t stand it anymore. He wasn’t a falsely modest man, Ciaran knew that he was attractive. But he also wasn’t one to openly flaunt it. But fuck it..he couldn’t stand it anymore. Any passers-by could simply enjoy the show. Whipping his shirt off, he groaned again as relief washed over him. Oh yeah..that was much better. Eyes closed, Ciaran leaned lightly against the tree until he could tell he was being watched. “Sorry love, this ain’t a Magic Mike situation here. That’s all ya gettin’“ He muttered, before cracking a single eye open to see who was there.

@elijahxxwilson​

[daisyxlynch]

Love Potion Hedonist #9 | Daisy&Dakota

Dakota was nervous. They were close to Daisy, but now things felt even more intense. They paced around their home, before making their way to Daisy's room. They bit their lip a little bit, and knocked on the door.

"Daisy," they said, a little bit more pleading than their normal attitude. "Daisy, I want to speak with you. Please?" They bit their lip, rocking on the balls of their feet.

Daisy groaned a little as she rolled over, kicking the floral comforter off of her body. She hadn’t slept well the night before and was trying to take a nap, but so far her luck wasn’t changing. No matter what she did thoughts of all kinds continued to run through her mind. She wanted to eat every offering the bakery had for the holidays, she wanted to drink and dance on the beach until she could no longer stand. And she wanted to do them all right now! Giving up, the witch sat up just as a knock and Dakota’s voice sounded at her door. Perfect! They were always up for adventures!

Bouncing to the door, she swung it open and instantly engulfed her best friend in a hug. “Sure! But first we gotta get dressed, we are going out tonight!”

@xdakotawintersx​

[novaxwalker]

Love Potion #9 | Donnie&Nova

Nova wasn’t sure what had gotten into her. Sure everyone on the island seemed to be acting pretty fucked up, even from the perspective of a newbie like her. Then again nothing was normal here, that she had been quick to learn. But..these feelings that swirled inside of her.. They were as far from normal as things could get. She was nineteen for fuck’s sake! Love was the furthest thing from her mind. Yet she felt like she could literally curl into a ball and cry herself to death if she didn’t seem him now. He had to feel the same way, no other option seemed possible. One thing was for sure though: she wasn’t going to find out sitting on her ass like this. Taking a deep breath, the dancer pulled out her phone and, with shaky fingers, sent off a text.

[text] Hey, it’s Nova. We met at the Halloween party? 

[text] Listen, ah..I’ve been thinking about you. Do you think you could come and get me? 

@donniexmiller​