#mail for felix

[sodomite-son]

dad giving you your first beer? is that anything? he never let his sweet daughter touch the stuff, but you’re his son now. a man. and this is what men do. you’re both in the yard, maybe, stargazing in those ubiquitous shitty plastic lawn chairs. aren’t you cold, kid? here, come sit in your old man’s lap. and finish that bottle, that’ll warm you up. good boy.

this is so so so good. love the idea of dad letting me cuddle close to him, on the porch or out back next to a fire. settling into his lap, smelling the alcohol on his breath as he wraps a blanket around us both. him chuckling at the face i make when i try a sip from his beer. "aw, c'mon champ, it can't be that bad." he ruffles my hair and hands me my own bottle. "i want you to finish that. it's a rite of passage for a boy your age." listening to crickets and the crackles of the campfire, staring up at the stars as he points out the constellations he knows. nuzzling even closer as the night gets colder, feeling dad's chest rise and fall. "you cold bud? no, we don't have to go inside. c'mere." he slides a hand under my shirt and rubs my back up and down. "that feel better?" i nod up at him and he huffs out, "being a boy certainly hasn't turned you into less of a priss, huh?" he laughs, but his tone isn't malicious.

he lets me drink a beer or two more, watches me get tipsy, and has a few more himself. "you're a good kid.." he says, staring down at me with a look i can't quite place. he shifts me in his lap, pulling me close. "always wanted a son, y'know.." he adjusts his position under me. "always wanted a boy of my own... god. quit lookin' at me like that." dad stares down at his son, with a mix of hunger and hesitation in his eyes. "like what dad?" he settles a hand on the nape of my neck and ignores his son's question. "you're becomin' such a handsome young man, aren't you?" i lean into dad's touch and he lets out a gruff noise, a satisfied purr. "dad's pretty boy..." he rocks his hips up, letting his son feel the half-hard cock in his sweatpants. "don't worry kiddo. it's alright. this just happens sometimes when you're a man. let dad just.." his cock rubs back up against my ass, and pushes me down against his lap. "c'mon sport. help your old man out."

[lix-ables]

Skz when their s/o loves leaving stratches on their back during intercourse, how would they react to that?

WAIT I GOT TO THIS SO SO LATE AAAAAAAAA (screaming for this and for answering late omg) but oml lemme tell you come hither UGH !!

bf!skz love showering you with attention in any which way that they can, because thats literally what they want to do, especially during sex.

𓋼 CHAN, LINO, CHANGBIN, HAN+INNIE : at first it would widen their eyes, mostly in a good way. they wouldn't expect you to be primal/leaving scratches/lightly bite them in bed, but they would think it so so hot. im taking they have stars in their eyes, pussy drunk most of the time, and have nothing in their heads except you.

"fuck, do that again baby," would come their reply, a grunt leaving them as they thrust into you. or maybe like, let's say you're riding their thigh/they're eating you out so good, your hands are either scratching down their back, clinging onto their shoulders or tugging on their hair — mostly the first one though.

"guess someone likes it when i do this hm?" expect TEASING !! loads! of! it! ( tagging @mnwrld @comet-falls AND @chriscentric for this bc ✨suffer✨ )

𓋼 HYUNJIN, FELIX, SEUNGMIN : would be surprised by it, but would actually like it nonetheless. it's you ofc, how could they say no. wouldn't be the type to ask you to do it again, but a shiver FOSHO travels down their spine and make their dicks twitch because it's so so hot. omg they'd tease you about it the next day, showing you the pinkish marks on their backs. "look at what you did. someone's gonna think you're an animal," would come their reply, walking behind you, asking you to maybe try it once again. "i mean you are, in bed. but i love it."

[agirllovespancakes]

Hi! I would love a fic where Felix's partner wants to find out about Felix's past, although he is not very happy about it but at the end Demetri lets some details slip out and Felix gets annoyed with him buttttt he explains to his partner what happened to him in his human life and his beginnings as a guard.

*Eyes*

Ohhh I love this 🫶🏻 small drabble for you!

“Demetri told me you used to fight and almost died before the masters got to you,” you whispered, “as an arena fighter? I have learnt about that when I was in high school.”

You noticed Felix grumbled, mouthing Demetri’s name. You were sure Demetri heard it and was now hiding himself. You grabbed Felix’s hand, refusing to let him go off and leave you behind. You wanted answers and Demetri gave you some. Now it was your mate’s turn to explain.

He looked surprised at how you tightened your hold on his hand.

“Love,” he warned.

“You can’t hide it from me. I am your mate! I will accept every part of you no matter how dark it is. I know you execute people!”

“It is how I became to be,” he whispered. A small smile appeared, “every part of me huh?”

“Felix,” you glared. “Be serious!”

He sighed, looking down at your hand. He caressed your hand with his free hand. Sighing again he smiled menacingly, “I loved it. I do not remember my human life and how I met master Aro, but guards at the time told me I was extraordinary good at killing the other fighters. War survivors, mercenaries, soldiers, anyone who entered the arena with me. The masters heard of tales about me- waited until I was either alone or on the verge of death.”

You got the chills from his story, more-so from how passionate he sounded about it.

“I love it. Especially when those on trial fight back. It’s entertaining.”

“I want to see you doing it.”

He smirked, “shouldn’t have waited. I suppose you are my mate for a good reason.”

You giggled, “yeah and you should apologise to Demetri. He knew! Now,” you stepped closer to touch his shoulder, looking up at him with a smirk, “I am ready to accept any part of you now.”

“Is that so?”

[lhaewiel]

Hi, my Fictif: Last Legacy fans.

I thought I would re-download Fictif, because I was missing Last Legacy and was met with disappointment.

So here's my hate mail.

Here's Felix's ending as I envisioned it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64096783

Hope you all enjoy.

[anna-scribbles]

anna the way I am reading your discussions about felix’s degree whilst wearing this shirt

england’s youngest graduate

[felixisfruity]

okay I don't know why this is happening. but if you post something you have the black sapphire pfp, If you reblog a post and add text then you will have a vampire pfp, and then if you just reblog something it's rarity..

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

what in the world. how did you unlock my past 3 profile pictures all at once.

[silentcryracha]

Hi babe okay who in Stray Kids you think is an ass man vs a tits man LET'S GO I'M ALL EARS 🧎🏿‍♀️

HELLO okay so we're getting into horny territory, I gotchu babe LOL OKAY LET'S GOOO

Warnings : this is basically NSFW so minors turn your heels, 18 + ONLY

Word Count: 1.9K

masterlist

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Chan - Ass

He is one of those to which I'd give the 'both' label, but maybe, just MAYBE ass got a couple extra points. Chan is the type to use your butt as a pillow just because he can, it's soft and it's you.

Definitely the type to grab your butt when he kisses you, especially if he wanted to bring you closer. Putting his hand in your back pocket as you walk, resting his hand dangerously close to your butt cheeks but straight up lying and saying that 'it was your hips/lower back' when you tease him for it.

Channie WOULD shower it (you of course lol) with compliments. 'Damn baby those pants are making me feel some typa way', 'You look beautiful baby, that dress hugs your body perfectly' and so on.

Also the type to squeeze it and slap it while you have sex. He'd use both his hands to guide your hips as you ride him, or squeeze it as he slaps his own hips into your while he fucks you from behind. May even *whispering* suggest to try some butt stuff. Would definitely involve it in your sexual life though, one way or another.

Doesn't seem to be one of the members who's as constant to giving butt slaps for fun but he will 100% do it some time. You're teasing him and he wants to get back at you for laughing? Slap. You're fresh out of the shower with just a towel wrapped around you and casually walk past him? Slap.

Minho - Tits

Okay hear me out I know that he's basically THE butt hunter in Stray Kids but, BUT. I don't know, I almost feel like in an actual sexual way a nice pair of boobs would get him stupid drooling you know what I mean?

Absolutely the type to get flustered when he sees you wearing a particularly flattering or revealing item, and then get a grip just to start teasing and complimenting you until you're the flustered one.

A born tit sucker, dare I say. Doesn't matter the position, if he (and usually he'd make sure of it) has access to your tits rest assured that he will spend most of the time sucking, licking, grazing and biting on them. The hardened nipples as well as the soft, smooth, surrounding area. If by the time you're getting intimate your nipples aren't hard yet he'd make it his personal job to get them there right away, like it's a fundamental step.

On a more softer note though I think that he'd absolutely love to feel your soft chest against him. As you're hugging, him wrapping his arms around you from behind and so on. But also I can picture his cat-self just enjoying laying his head on them or kneading them both for comfort, or as you make out.

Changbin - Ass

This man cares so much about his own cake, how could he not be obsessed with his partner's? Gym boy Binnie taking EVERY chance to check out or touch your ass. 'Oh sweetheart wait let me help you' and you'd assume that he's talking about the weights but then he just grabs your ass cheeks as you're like ??

In the bedroom he'd do the basic stuff, like grabbing it and slapping it depending on the position, but he's also another one who may be into butt stuff. Definitely gets hard just eating you out from behind or abusing the fuck out of it during a heated make out session.

Occasional butt slaps? Doesn't seem big on it though. Would love to rest his hands near it (so lower back/hips) as you're standing, even in public. Would also shower you with compliments and be a sucker for when you're wearing clothing items that hugged your ass perfectly.

He'd also be resting his hands there a lot I think, like when you're laying together. Another one who's use it as a pillow. But careful because one wrong move of your hips against his crotch while spooning and he'll gonna start grinding like an animal.

Hyunjin - Tits

The amount of clips (even some compilations lmao it's definitely a thing) that I've seen of this man casually grabbing or squeezing other people's chests are... many. If Minho is the butt hunter, Hyunjin is the boobs hunter.

Aside from a pure horny sexual aspect I think that as an artist, therefore a lover of beauty and aesthetic, he truly appreciates the 'sight' of them? He'd be noticing the way that they sit on your chest, their outline from certain see through/large clothes. Or the crease between them and their shape when you wear bras, low v necks and so on.

Has absolutely the clear and detailed image of your whole body engraved in his mind. Which also includes your breasts. Their color, the skin texture, eventual moles or veins. From an artistic point of view yes but also from an horny point of view let's be real, there's no way that he's just gonna sit there watching your tits and be normal about it.

Just the thought of them sitting all pretty in his hands, the soft skin spilling in between his fingers, the weight of them, the softness and warmth...yeah he could very well come in his pants (and probably already did a couple times). He'd pay special attention to them during sex, licking, biting and kissing them. Maybe, just maybe even have a thing for coming on them/getting them wet with his tongue.

Jisung - Tits

He one of the few ones for which I had less doubts. I don't know why specifically but boobs and Jisung just go together imo. Is it the subby vibes? Is it the possible anime influence? Doesn't matter. This man enjoys a nice pair of tits no question.

Would probably be shy about it at the start because he thinks it's actually a little embarrassing just how horny tits (yours especially) make him. You'd probably start noticing him eyeing you a little too much whenever you're wearing low necklines, lingerie, or straight up not wearing any bra around the house under your shirt.

As soon as you start being intimate though he wouldn't even try to hide it anymore. Buying his head in your chest would be his favorite activity along with actually kissing, licking, biting your tits. Absolutely the type to grab them as he's holding you up against his chest while he fucks you from behind, or when he has you on all fours.

Likewise, his mouth would be on them constantly in missionary, or as you're riding him. Don't even get me started on the way that looking at them bounce would make his chances of lasting significantly go down. Another one who would like to cum on them/fuck them.

Felix - Ass

Okay so the aussie line are the top two members that I would put in the 'both'. Because I'm pretty sure Felix does like tits quite a lot, and probably has a few kinks linked to them, BUT, I went for the ass in the end.

Absolutely number one hype boy when it comes to compliments. Both sweet and wholesome but also horny and suggestive, my man has range. 'Those jeans look great on you, angel' to then add some shit like 'Wish I was the one sticking to your ass though'.

Would also be a big fan of buying you lingerie. The thought of your pretty ass barely covered with an equally pretty (and expensive) piece of lace would definitely get him feeling some type of way. Speaking of butts and gifts...how about pretty plugs. I don't paint him as a furry (lol) but I could easily think about him getting excited about seeing you wear a tail of some sorts. Bunny, fox, cat, whatever.

In general he'd really enjoy playing and touching your ass during sex, sometimes grabbing it like a lifeline when he needs to ground himself to not cum too soon, or just because you feel so good that he just needs a stress ball.

Speaking of stress, he's definitely the type to massage you when you need it but also to use your ass as a pillow or even a literal..stress ball? When he needs it. Like when he's playing a video game, you could just be laying on your stomach next to him, minding your own business, but you'd definitely feel a few kitten kneads on your buttocks from time to time.

Seungmin - Ass

This one is based on vibes but I'm not that unsure about it either to be honest. I don't know what is that screams 'Kim Seungmin ass man' into my brain, but something is there.

I don't picture him as someone who'd want to be too obvious about it in public or in general. I get a 'reserved for the bedroom' type of energy from him, but I wouldn't exclude the random butt slap every once in a while. Not even as a joke, just straight up to nag you and annoy you.

Sometimes be a little shit and scare you. For example you would be minding your own business, cooking or something, and out of the blue Seungmin would announce himself with a loud smack on your ass. And of course you'd give him a death stare because he almost made you drop a whole pan with boiling stuff.

I do feel like he's also someone who secretly loves seeing you in lingerie. Specifically in lace and dark colors, both two pieces and one pieces. He would get extremely turned on whenever you teased him, but specifically when you grinded your ass on his crotch, or even gave him a little personal lap dance, making sure to show off your bottom perfectly.

He would love to eat you out from behind and grab/bite your soft flesh. Not sure about the actual butt stuff but he's definitely someone who enjoys spanking and ass play, just as a teasing concept. He likes to 'torture' you until you're begging him to fuck you.

Jeongin - Tits

Another one who's based on pure vibes and instinct. He could be an ass man, too, yes. But my heart and the compass in it points me to the tits idk what to tell y'all.

I feel like Jisung and Minho (and Felix) he may be another one of the members that have them as a 'kink'. Don't know how to explain it, but he does. He's another shy one though, similar to Seungmin, which is why I think that he'd keep his business in the bedroom.

He would absolutely appreciate a lot the way that some clothing items look on you and of course compliment you and stuff but I don't feel like he'd just straight up go feral.

In private though, well. Basic kissing, licking, biting and so on BUT, hear me out...he'd worship them. Like he absolutely loves to hold and squeeze your boobs in his hands, he likes the feeling and the sight of it. He gives off the vibes of a man that would spend a good portion of time just worshiping your tits, like it's a whole part of the foreplay like giving oral.

Who knows he might even be the type to just randomly get the urge to get his mouth and hands on them while you're laying together. Not necessarily leading to sex, but just because it's something that he enjoys doing. Maybe a sort of stress reliever? Whatever it is, he's in love with your tits that's for sure.

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K, that's it. I need a shot of holy water along with a couple of delulu pills and so do you 🫵 

[sugar-petals]

Hi caro ❤️ back to that aaron taylor-johnson post , I can't shake the idea that he looked great in blond hair and his blue coat made his eyes literally POP , I understand now why you said color > kibbe . What do you think his seasonal color is ? Thanks a lot you're doing the lord's work ❤️🤠

men who wear warm blonde well are typically spring types (think of stray kids' felix - hard to imagine him without bleached hair, it's so seamless! barbie was THE spring palette movie, felix would have fit right in) vronsky and ken vibes, this could be aaron's season.

spring men are pretty rare, or at least undetected/undertyped since menswear prioritizes summer and winter cool tones (blues, whites, blacks, greys; subdued, 'usual' & unnoticeable colors).

so, spring guys remain hidden: until they discover dye. g-dragon is an obvious spring bright season, the key to his fame was going all out with it. you can spot a spring by their ability to do popping colors, sounds familiar to aaron.

meanwhile autumn men, even though they are also warm-toned, look best as brunettes (bts' namjoon below, it even passes as his natural color). i think aaron doesn't look as poignant in brown hair. blonde is exceptional on him, while autumn brunette is aging (?) and boring.

just not his best. so maybe he's a warm or bright spring especially? winter black and regular summer suits are just meh for him. i think the reason why bullet train was a hit for him was also due to the spring-ish styling. very warm, vibrant colors. amazing warm blues here:

by the way. the cool colors in anna karenina are actually so varied, lots of soft summer and deep winter-looking fashion, adding to the drama. perhaps vronsky is styled in warm tones to emphasize that he is the affair, the "wrong one" in the marriage, surrounded by a cool, rich, powerful, unrelenting deep winter palette.

keira also wears and is a deep winter there, even to foreshadow (winter's black is mourning, after all). while spring is the short breath of fresh warm air, which vronsky is. i often notice how characters are contrasted like that. seasonal color/color theory in film, love it. (PS- fall guy was also quite warm toned!)

[ilikemicrowaves]

COULD U PRETT Y PLEASE DRAW SQUID?? :3 /nf

He's like one of those hissing and wet kittens in a free cats box that scratches you until you give it a nice home, and then they won't leave you alone. Also, he got his jewerly from Nautilus because he wouldn't stop whinning about how awful his life is without it.

[sodomite-son]

consider: son who still sleeps in dad’s bed, even though he’s probably too old for it. he doesn’t have nightmares anymore, but always comes back anyways. dad doesn’t mind when his son crawls in beside him in the middle of the night and snuggles up close. etc etc. you understand.

got this ask a month ago IM SO SORRY IM TRYING TO CLEAN UP MY INBOX. but yes. i understand so fully and completely.

me, getting told to sleep in my own bed almost every night. and almost every night, i slip under the sheets with dad anyway. dad doesn't stop me, he knows his little boy needs some help getting to sleep. i always nuzzle close to dad's chest, letting my father wrap him up in an embrace.

im so vulnerable in dad's arms. i feels so safe, so protected. i know my dad will take care of me no matter what. so when dad's hard-on is pressed against my hip, i know i have to take care of him too.

"shh.. just stay where you are bud."

dad's hand wanders his son's chest, his shoulders, making his way to the waistband of my boxers. he keeps grinding himself against me, just slightly, as his fingers find their way to my cock. i buck my hips as dad jerks off my tdick. i whine, burying my face in dad's chest, wrapping my arms around his neck.

"dad, please.."

dad chuckles. "we've gotta be quick, kiddo. you need to get some sleep."

my only response is a gasp as dad tears down my boxers and pulls me to lay on top of him. he presses me down and groans, feeling his son's wet cunt slide over his cock. he lines his cock up with mine, and lets me grind my tdick down with one hand on my back and another in my hair.

he presses his son's body against him, grunting and panting as i rub my cock over his.

"theres a good boy.. mnh- fuck. c'mon champ. take what you need."

picking up speed as i get close to cumming, hearing the slick sounds as a hump into my dad's lap. he holds me close, my moaning muffled in the crook of his neck.

"dad.. nnh- dad! i'm getting so close.."

he pulls my face to his, looking me in the eyes.

"you're making me feel so good, sport. ngh.. c'mon. make a mess on dad's cock."

i don't need much more encouragement. i lean forward, desperately pressing my lips to his as i ride out my orgasm, soaking dad's lap.

he puts his hands on my hips and guides me back and forth as i shudder, and doesn't let me stop.

"just a bit more. im close bud- mnh, fuck. you can do it. taking it like a champ.."

he slides me up and down, hands gripping achingly tight. i whine and shake, my sensitive cock almost overwhelmed by the friction.

dad cums with a shout, cock spurting warm cum onto his stomach and mine. i feel each pulse and twitch of his cock against my own.

i collapse down onto his chest, satisfied and sweaty. dad and i lay there for a while, panting, until he reaches a hand up to pet my hair.

"i love you, bud," he presses a kiss to my forehead. "get to sleep now, i'll clean us up once you doze off."

i nod as a yawn escapes my mouth.

"goodnight, dad."

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who in skz do you think is without a doubt a HUGE virgin like never has been near pussy in his life, has no idea where the clit is, pretty much clueless and innocent

OKAY OKAY but like. HUGE HUGE virgins but still have perv thoughts about you? defo AND FOSHO jisung, felix, and jeongin.

jisung : no doubt about it, he'd act like he knows what he's doing, because the experience he has? only in his dreams. sure dude has jacked off thinking about you, how tight you'd be, how you'd look under him and how you'd sound for him. but the moment he's in front of you or in your presence, he's a stuttering idiot who needs you to guide him. he's a baby like that, because when he comes face-to-face with your clit, he's licking his lips, but his eyes look up at you, begging for reassurance and guidance.

felix : the second baby. would have had ten million thoughts about how you'd look when you come for him, but is so so clueless about how he should go about it. he's had thoughts about fucking you in the shower, but before that, he'd think about how you'd look when you're laying down, his fingers inside you, and your legs wrapped around his wrist, but oh my lords, he is so so lost? because when it finally does happen he has so so many questions. "is this okay?" "am i doing this right?" "like that? really?" "oh, shit. you're so tight, is that normal?" obviously he also needs guidance, like jisung, but he would defo go home and fantasize more about what he's gonna do next.

jeongin : sure, you've made out with him, but the moment he gets a boner (bc you're on his lap) he doesn't know what he's doing because your hands are reaching to undo his pants, ready to bring his dick out but his first thought? he needs to make you feel good. but HOW??? and he would not shy away from asking you, because he does want to learn, and he seems so determined about making this right. but when he sees you remove your shorts for him, and you're naked from waist down with your sweater hanging off your shoulder, he loses it. he's hard, and tight in his pants. the moment you bring his fingers to your clit, guiding him, he's so sure that he's nutted in his pants and he doesn't know what he's doing.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH LIKE I WANT TO WRITE IT NOW? A SERIES MAYBE?

[techniktagebuch]

März 2024 bis März 2025

Hin-und-her-und-hin-und-her-Redigat

Neidisch erfahre ich aus Kathrins Suche nach einer Google-Docs-Alternative, dass die Menschen, die ihre Texte redigieren, das in Google Docs tun. Ich muss für die meisten Dinge, die ich für andere schreibe, Word-Dokumente verschicken, die dann wieder per Mail zurückkommen. Wenn es gut läuft, schicke ich einfach einen rudimentär formatierten Fließtext und habe mit dem Endlayout gar nichts zu tun.

Gerade Fachzeitschriften liefern aber gerne Word-Dokumentvorlagen, in die man bereits annähernd im Endlayout schreiben kann und muss. (Das passt überhaupt nicht zu meinem üblichen Workflow: Ich schreibe eigentlich alles in einem Texteditor in Markdown vor, und wenn ich es formatiert brauche, mache ich aus dem Markdown einen formatierten Text, den ich ins Zielprogramm kopieren kann.) Die Endredaktion folgt dann in einem PDF-Dokument, in das Korrekturzeichen eingefügt werden.

Ein Projekt, an dem ich gerade beteiligt bin, ist ein größerer juristischer Kommentar, der drei Gesetzeswerke mit insgesamt über 200 Artikeln und Paragraphen umfasst. (Der folgende Prozess läuft also in Anzahl der Gesamtautor*innen parallel – das Ausmaß von Organisiertheit, das dazu seitens der Lektorin nötig ist, nötigt mir größten Respekt ab, zumal irgendwo im Prozess auch die beiden Herausgeber*innen des Gesamtwerks die eine oder andere Schleife über alle Texte drehen müssen.)

Ich bin für einen Artikel zuständig, zusammen mit einem Co-Autor. Im ersten Schritt schicken wir uns die Word-Datei im Verlags-Layout hin und her, bis wir den Text fertig haben. (Zum Glück sind wir uns schnell einig, und zum Glück ist das Layout nicht so komplex, dass es zu Problemen führt, dass ich LibreOffice statt Microsoft Office verwende.) Im nächsten Schritt bekommt die Lektorin des Verlags unser Word-Dokument letzter Fassung, das erhalten wir redigiert wieder zurück und schicken es uns dazu hin und her, bis wir es fertig an die Lektorin schicken, die dann ein PDF schickt mit letzten Anmerkungen. Hier lerne ich die Bezeichnung »Blockade« für einen schwarzen Kasten vor einem Wort kennen, mit denen Fragen gekennzeichnet werden, die unbedingt geklärt werden müssen. (Meist handelt es sich um Literaturverweise, bei denen überprüft werden muss, ob ein in der Vorauflage schon vorhandener Verweis auch noch auf die richtige Stelle in einer mittlerweile erschienenen neuen Auflage des zitierten Werks zeigt.) Die Korrektur erfolgt mit der Korrekturfunktion in der PDF-Reader-Software, mit der sich in einer Datei wie früher auf Papier Korrekturzeichen anbringen lassen. (In der Mail der Lektorin steht aber, dass man auch von Hand auf Papier letzte Korrekturen einreichen darf, mein Respekt vor ihrer Arbeit steigt immer weiter.) Nachdem wir alle Blockaden aufgelöst haben und das PDF mit letzten Anmerkungen an die Lektorin geschafft haben, ist unsere Abgabe erledigt. (Der ganze Prozess dauerte ein Jahr.)

(Felix Neumann)

[felixisfruity]

if you could learn any skill instantly what would it be

swimming. 100%. it'd probably be useful to learn cooking or something too but i can't swim and i'm terrified of water because of it which i'd like to. not be. so i wanna learn how to swim

[silentcryracha]

Hi babes 🦋 really love your writings and can’t wait to read more

Wanted to request a most to least Skz 🩵 Who do you think it’s more likely to stand up for their partner in front of mean people? Maybe some family members or strangers ?

Hi!! Thank you so much darling, I appreciate it <3

As for the request, I'm gonna keep it quite vague on the context but give some options maybe? I'm also 100% that all the members would defend a loved one equally but I'm gonna make this as who I'd think would 'react' more, hope you'll like it <3

Warnings: some cursing, vague mentions of toxic people/situations

Word count: 3.1K

masterlist + ask/request something!

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Chan - I feel like in his case his foreign-influenced upbringing may play a part in why he's so high in the 'ranking'. Ironically I feel like he'd be more inclined to be 'chill' in a random situations, maybe with some strangers or people he doesn't know.

For example if someone made an inappropriate comment or offended you he'd either give them a death glare and move on, telling you to ignore them, or if they were being more insistent/got too close etc he'd vocally defend you and would be more than willing to throw hands. He's a very protective person and thinks that protecting the ones you love it's a given, like an obvious thing?

Which is why I'm convinced that if the abuse came from people that are supposed to be closer to you, like friends, relatives or even parents, he won't stand for it. Especially if it's someone older than both of you and should know better in general. Call it the oldest son/leader responsibility or simply good sense, that's how it is for Chan.

He would get riled up quite easily but also be quick to decide if the situation was worth it you or him being upset. In the first case he'd just get frustrated and gently ask you to leave those people that simply did not deserve you listening to them/being in their presence. In a more upsetting case, he still wouldn't throw hands because that's not a random person and in general wouldn't get that low, but he definitely would get vocal about defending you.

And who knows, maybe even throwing back some truth in their faces or venomous words, but wouldn't go further than that and just leave. He for sure would have a talk with you about how you deserve better and that no one is tying you down to these assholes anyway.

Jisung - He is not a mean person. Nor is he an aggressive or rude person. BUT, I bet that in the right (or wrong, in this case) situations he would definitely beat someone's ass the fuck up. Both for himself but mostly to defend someone he loves.

He seems to be someone that needs some time to trust people and in general just really likes to mind his own business, so imagine a random asshole just you know, being an asshole, unprovoked? That'd definitely make his 'first warning' go off. As in 'maybe if I'm the bigger person and pretend I didn't hear they'll shut the fuck up'. Just to avoid getting you and himself upset mostly.

But then surprisingly (not) the stranger doesn't stop. So the second red flag lights up, which is the 'I'm gonna tell this cunt to shut up and leave us/me/them alone'. Hopefully it works, but if it doesn't he's gonna start to square up QUICK. Like 'You wanna repeat it again, asshole?' kind of threat. God forbid it does come to throwing hands, but he would 100%. Fuck the minding your own business, anxiety and all that, at that point he'd be seeing red.

If we were talking about friends he'd be even less patient, I think. Friends aren't supposed to offend and disrespect you, plus he would have more confidence in telling them to shut the fuck up. Depending on the situation I think it'd start with him calling them out, then arguing and only, ONLY, if it gets really really bad, throw hands.

If it was a family/relatives issue I feel like it's the situation in which he'd just straight up refuse to let his anger get over him. Both because of his culture, but also because it is not uncommon at all to have shitty relationships with family members, and knows that the only solution is actually just getting away. Not shoving things under the rug or submit, but to be the bigger person. I feel like he may have an outburst only in a very upsetting situation, but other than that he'd just make sure to drag you away and remind you that their words aren't the truth.

Hyunjin - He's a quiet person. He may seem dramatic but in general he actually seems quite shy and reserved. He'd probably let slide things about himself, to be honest. But about you? About his loved one? Absolutely NOT. If he is friends with you/is your partner, you must take for granted that you're most likely perfect in his eyes. He just seems like someone who loves very much and completely, like the kind that would get offended in your place if you made a bad comment about yourself. So just imagine some random bitches lol

He would try to be more calm in a potentially dangerous situation with a stranger, I think. He's someone who'd definitely start by giving a massive side eye, then call out a 'Yah!' followed by an invitation to shut the fuck up, and then a full blown argument but again, if the things might've for some reason gone south, he would've called the police or something.

Like Jisung but in general anyone, I think, I feel like he wouldn't let slide any actual offense or disrespect. If it was about you I think people around him would, and should, know better than to even get you involved in a joke, so imagine that. If it was something seriously fucked up it would be a deal breaker for their friendship. Definitely argue and call names.

If the situation was about family I feel like he would be more 'used' to it and just roll his eyes and tell you to move on and don't even listen to them. I feel like he's be one of those who would really like to be liked by a SO's family and friends, but he's also one who 'treats people based on how they treat him' and I feel like it would apply for someone he loved. I truly feel like he's way more protective and intimidating than he comes across. So it wouldn't be surprising if he acted cool and calm with you but then disappeared to have a 'casual talk' with a specific person, effectively shutting them up I imagine.

But more than an outburst I feel like that if the situation called for it he'd be able to handle his words very well and 'hit' where he needs to without even lifitng a finger. And then just leave with you and make sure to remind you how worthy and beautiful you are to him and the other people who actually love you and value you.

Changbin - Already generally comes off as intimidating at first glance. Big, strong boy, serious face. Of course we know he's a sweetheart but the weirdos on the street don't so I feel like there's a very good chance that a lot of them would watch their mouth beforehand. If Binnie did manage to hear something, I'd picture him as someone who wouldn't exactly give a side eye, but would find a more subtle way to make their presence known.

Like clearing his throat, striding a chair slightly and so on. If the person if question wasn't taking the hint, then he'd confront him, menacing but still not aggressive in the slightest. And then again if these assholes had a death wish then It would be likely that they'd get a punch or two. Not to start an actual fight, Changbin doesn't want that. He just wants to shut their mouths up and leave, just as calmly as he came. He knows his strength and would analyze the opponent beforehand, if they're drunk, intoxicated or just stupid.

But then again he's also someone who would smell a dangerous situation miles away and would rather call the police before lifting a finger. He'd be way more worried about your safety than his.

If the offense came from friends, he could turn a blind eye for himself, as soon as he knew that they were bad jokes and nothing more. But for you, he wouldn't have that patience. Especially if you're not a person who generally sticks up a lot for themselves, he'd take it as his job to defend you and even argue with these people. Eventually leaving them be and bringing you home with a promise to introduce you some new, nice people that would've treated you right.

With family members, I feel like he's someone who's been pretty well supported thought his life, so maybe seeing your family treat you so poorly would absolutely crush him. On an emotional level at first, because he feels sorry that you didn't have a good environment to grow up in, and then the anger would settle in. He'd still be collected and respectful, not acting out or bursting in front of anyone. He'd just rather for you to not listen to them at all, and gently remind you how loved you are by him but not only, and that you don't have to deal with them if you don't want to.

Felix - Felix is someone who looks quiet and likes to be nice to people, mind his own business. I feel like stupid comments about himself wouldn't really faze him, or maybe he'd just pretend he didn't hear them and internalize them. But if they were about you, he wouldn't be happy at all. At first if it was just someone nagging or being annoying he'd tell you to ignore them and move on, but if they became insistent then he'd start to get riled up.

He'd still be pretty cool, but be firm in asking them to leave you alone. If they still didn't comply, I can't promise this man wouldn't make good use of his multiple belts in Taekwondo. But it would be something very technical and specific just to scare them off. If he thought that you could be in a dangerous situation he would've called someone.

I feel like it could happen to him to not get a joke or two, and brush it off because he doesn't want to think that a friend would have bad intentions, but if it upsets you or it starts to become a pattern he's gonna immediately stand up for you. He'd not so nicely hint at them to stop and apologize, but if they didn't then he would get into an argument, but more like a scolding. 'You should be saying this shit to people, they have consequences' and all that. Would probably make you leave and tell you to find better people to hang around with.

If it was about family, it's gonna be easier for Felix to let loose with his mouth I think. Because he, like everyone, knows that sometimes families can't be the happiest on earth, which is fine and it wouldn't have killed him to act nice in front of them for some hours. But he would also not forget what you told him about them and all the way that they've treated you. He would recommend you to cut ties, but if for some reason you struggled to do that he would support you no matter what. In a difficult situation he would never yell nor use his hands, but he would be very honest to their faces and say that they don't deserve your kindness, and then leave.

Minho - Minho is another one who's quiet and reserved in public. I'm sure he's polite enough but I wouldn't say trustworthy with strangers. He looks like someone who values respect in all its forms. Respect of the rules, of the ambient, animals, people. But he also just enjoys people not being in his business.

Which is why, in the eventuality of an unfortunate encounter with a stranger, he'd have different reactions. If the target was him he'd just straight up not give a fuck, but if it was you he would get slightly annoyed. He simply wouldn't have ANY type of care for what a random cunt in a bar said about the love of his life, pft. He'd roll his eyes and move on. He is protective, but he doesn't want to baby you at the same time.

That person would manage to get his actual attention only if he showed signs of being dangerous, in that case depending on the situation he'd either handle it himself (he also has a few medals in Taekwondo) and then leave, preferably with only a fake punch to scare him off. But then again if it was something even more serious he'd call the police and shelter you with his body of he has to.

If the offense came from a friend I feel like that would be the worst scenario for him. Or at least for his character, I think. Because, again, he is someone who truly doesn't give a shit about people that he doesn't know, but If someone that he (or you) would consider a 'friend' happened to disrespect or offend you personally, he'd lose it. He wouldn't stay silent, his confidence and knowledge about the person would give him the upper hand to get back at them. A lot of arguing and venomous words coming out of his mouth. Apology with tears or it's a deal breaker.

Speaking of family ties, he'd just straight up tell you to cut them. Like the adult he is he knows that everyone can have issues sometimes, but when the 'issues' become abuse perpetrated in time then it's time to say bye bye. If he was aware of some shit that you had to go through because of them he would encourage you to not even bother to show up at gatherings and stuff like that. He would make an exception ONLY to officially meet your parents, at least once. He'd be respectful but probably not too warm to them, if they were the issue. Unless something escalated quickly he wouldn't have opened his mouth, but otherwise he may throw out some reality checks in his sharp manner, and probably shut them up. Then you'd leave and he'd make sure to make you feel ten times more loved.

Seungmin - He looks like he's a menace and he probably is under some circumstances, but he's also a very shy person I think. AND is another one who, I think mostly out of culture, has a high value for respect. In his case, for people older than him.

If something did happen with a stranger, he'd be more willing to scare him off right away with a 'Leave us alone, freak' or some other snarky comment. In the unfortunate case that the person doesn't give up, he's gonna square up, but secretly hoping to not actually throw hands. He'd probably look around for people to gather and at the very least be witnesses. If the situation is dangerous he'd call the police even before approaching the individual. He doesn't want to risk, for either of you.

He's reserve the same snarky energy for friends. He's someone himself who loves to tease other people but I feel like he genuinely would never purposefully hurt someone, so that's where he'd draw the line. If it was about himself he'd probably tell the person to fuck off, and if it was about you... Well he'd do the same but he'd definitely be WAY more mad. He doesn't want you to be hurt in general, and depending on the issue he would get more or less mad. I'm not 100% that he'd throw hands with a known person, I think not but still. In any case he would stand up for you and take it seriously.

If it was about family, especially elders like parents or grandparents, I wouldn't expect him to react much. Unfortunately I feel like the most he'd do is act coldly and try to take you away as soon as possible, but wouldn't dare to raise his voice or argue with them. It's not about fear or him not wanting to protect you, it's something else so much deeply engraved in his brain that stops him. I feel like he wouldn't even talk shit about them, he'd just straight up focus on you and encourage you to cut ties of you wanted to. In general he would be 100% supportive.

Jeongin - Jeongin also seems like a pretty reserved person. And also someone who just wants to live life well and possibly without assholes around. He mentioned how he was bullied when he was little, so I'm sure that he may know a thing or two about that.

Seeing a stranger behave like an asshole towards anyone would get him in the worst mood, in general. But strangely enough he wouldn't react of it was about him. He wouldn't react if he was about you either, but he'd constantly make sure that you're okay and try to distract you. If the person wasn't leaving you alone then at first he'd ask politely, but was probably already with his phone in hand to dial the police number, mainly to scare off the son of a bitch. Which hopefully would run, otherwise the cops were already on the phone. He wouldn't take absolutely NO chance of either of you getting hurt, or causing chaos in public.

In the friends group he messes around a lot but is also the first one to tell people to chill whenever things get heated for some reason. He's quite protective of you just because he cares so much, so of course he doesn't want to see you hurt. If it was one of your friends, then he'd either let you handle it how you thought best, but would make a snarky comment to him for good measure, and probably recommend you change up friends.

If it was one of his, he'd be heartbroken. He's not someone who opens up easily in general, and now a person that was supposed to love him and support his was insulting his partner? Hell no, he'd get quite mad and at that point I can see a lot of words flying around in your defense. It could cause a whole end for a friendship, depending on how bad it was.

With family members I still feel like he'd just try to be nice, or play nice in general because he doesn't want bad blood nor the risk of them not liking him, because as a consequence it would make you look bad. He'd support you and listen to your whenever you needed but he wouldn't actually mix himself with them. He'd let you handle it but would be very willing to give you advice. I can't even picture him fighting at all, in a shitty situation he'd just take your hand, get up and say 'We're leaving, dinner was nice but the company, less'

Would definitely talk shit about them with you tho, absolutely.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

[sugar-petals]

Since its trending, I have to ask, what are your craziest hear me outs?

short answer: depends on who asks me, but the bis will get my taste 💡

long answer: many of my nominations would not be unpopular, but i also prefer a very particular look of highly androgynous people like yoongi which the internet in many of its corners has come to gladly enjoy nowadays (i.e. wouldn't perceive as a `totally crazy hear me out´, unless it reaches the republican twitter bubble or something) but the street doesn't since the offline world — sans some big cities — only tolerates a clearcut either-or way of presenting slash styling yourself, status quo and then some.

which i don't like, a problem often especially but ofc not only encountered by bisexuals methinks. since we often long for a 'best of both worlds' (loaded term i know, but you get the concept) manifested in one person by virtue of how we look at people. we wish every guy could serve at least an ounce of timothée chalamet's bountiful curls and hope for hot women giving xena warrior princess in our area 😂 appearances are quite political and curated is what i mean, it depends on who exactly you post your hear-me-out to 💀if i tell dad that i think felix is the ideal man or insist yeonjun is a 100/10, he'll be confused and dismissive as hell i mean

translation = when i declare yoongi is really handsome to me on this blog almost everyone agrees since it's army tumblr 😄 but racist maga joe would surely cuss me out/conservative straights wouldn't get the point, the wording "handsome" would be questioned since ppl who don't know yoongi would rather describe him as cute/babyfaced/feminine or however they'd wanna call him, it depends on what image i use in a post to say he's sexy, and so on.

to any non-bi, non-bts fan or anyone who's not exactly a gnc enthusiast, saying yoongi is top tier and beats any frat jock in terms of his appeal would surely make me look offbeat but if you pertain to these groups (bi, army, etc) you'd easily get how yoongi is boyfriend material and perfectly lovely-looking, and you'd obviously prefer him to whatever current het male standard. even his musical skill and fame/affluence aside, just looks and personality only speaking. if you present me with henry cavill in full red carpet gear and yoongi nestled in his bed, i will instantly bring my pillow and sleep too lmao!

(from a bisexual standpoint, henry cavill looks best as the witcher anyways y'all the high glam fantasy outfits, small waist tailoring and extra long hair suit him much better than tuxedo plus beard)

long story short here's my not-very-crazy, not-actually-hear-me-out-be-cause-everyone-here-knows-yoongi-is-hot candidate 😄💕

[ilikemicrowaves]

Could you maybe possibly draw my silly Billie hybrid siblings

Goblin

And Manakin!

(Extra doodlez)

(Ignore the brothers note I changed my mind mana's a girly girl)

Ooga booga boo