#making these

[kirioxel]

Some of my favourite blorbos from DAI and DAV (although not all bc I ran out of ideas)

[shirks-all-responsibilities]

Me: What would happen if I slowed *that moment* down...

Me: 👀👀👀 And um...what if I, um, looped it?

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 I...am having THOTS...and thinking about...SITUATIONS...and I... 😵‍💫

Pedro Pascal as Joel Miller in The Last of Us, HBO (Episode 9)

[sweetcatteahp]

Harry: Mate I wanna be nicer to Malfoy, and maybe be friends with him, but whenever I try to talk to him I get nervous and jittery for some reason, got any advice to help calm the nerves??

Ron: Well just imagine him naked. That'll make you feel different mate.

*later in the common room*

Harry: *furiously stomping into the common room upto Ron at the sofa*

Harry: You're advice was absolute bollocks!! It didn't work at all!!

Ron: What mate?? You serious?

Harry: Of course I'm serious! I imaged him naked and all it did was just make me want to fvck him! Senseless! Over a table!! And now I'm so much gayer than before!! Then I realised I was standing right infront of him just staring, and I got even more nervous and made a fool out of myself!!

Harry: Look what your stupid advice did to me Ron!!!

Ron: ... *Horrified*

Hermione: You asked for this by giving him that advice, you know if I said that to him he wouldn't listen, but no you had to say it because you wanted to be 'helpful'. Now all we have is Harry making a bigger problem about his feelings than before. Though I suppose it's good you got him to admit his feelings.

(not og, inspired by another post, belonging to @daddiesdrarryy )

[kninedlog]

[vero-niche]

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

[semperintrepida]

This is the worst timeline. (x)

[beaft]

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[yuttikkele]

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

[scottsumrners]

[archivegeo]

got a major pest problem this year actually

[sniffanimal]

god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world

this post got too much attention so I sniffered it

[vamptits]

I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

[meltymoth]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it