#malevolent god

[kansaspieco]

John during /that/ scene

[howifeltabouthim]

At times like these, Claire thought that maybe God did exist, not as some benevolent being or terrifying father, but as the omniscient equivalent of a prank show host. An Ashton Kutcher kind of God.

Laura Hankin, from Happy & You Know It

[samglyph]

Careful boys, you’ve got a tail.

Commissions and Tip Jar

[griftersbone-s]

if we're going to date, you may have to defeat the seven podcasts i'm currently hyper-fixating on

[humming-fly]

I know I've thought of a good shitpost when the premise is only funny to me and maybe three other people

[s7ven-art]

There’s only a shadow of me; in a matter of speaking, I'm dead

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Oh man I'm about to be tortured by a crazy serial killer, I think I should try homoerotically degrading him like a dog. It won't make it better, in fact, it'll probably make it worse. But I think we should give it a try anyways

[potato-lord-but-not]

oh no…. guys…. (<- brain is being consumed by new pathetic podcast characters)

[scooterscoob]

“I feel… starving!”

[ep 26]

[crowsgrudge]

kayne: what kind of great old one calls himself fucking john

john:

[kansaspieco]

A list of places I think Noel could have ended up:

- Spain

- Addison

- Kansas

- Some random field (bonus points if it makes a crop circle)

- Top of the Statue of Liberty

- Middle of the Pacific Ocean

- The Dreamlands (bonus points for trauma)

- Top of a tree

- A farmers market

- McDonald's

- Daniel's house

- 13 Mosby Avenue

- The Vatican

- Harlan Guthrie's house

- A water arobics class

- A zoo (bonus points for being in the meerkat enclosure)

- An aquarium (bonus points for being in a fish tank)

- The cheese caves in Missouri

- Paris catacombs

- Some random person's funeral

- Tippy top of Mt. Everest

- Middle of a different cult's meeting

- The Oval Office or the pentagon

- Another room of the same building he's already in

[moonmystical]

he's my wife, actually

[lazy-toad]

"Do it" "No"

[cutter-kirby]

DEVASTATING episode btw. "i failed you" and "he is my friend" and "you're a good person" and "i didn't let him win" and noel and arthur's screams and "but his ears still work" KILLED ME KILLED ME DEAD

[nauti-ca]

how im feeling abt 34 + some faroe au doodles