It's like I blinked and "Haha I'm going to kill myself" became a funny joke to make again, or an alright thing to say ironically. You guys stop that. You'll feel better for not saying it, I promise.
I had a dream last night that I was scrolling through Tumblr and I saw a post. The caption was just YOU FOOL. YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT. YOU INCOHERENT SLUG. and it was a drawing of Wars holding Legend by the collar of his shirt and mashing his face into the most passionate platonic kiss ever and then I died.
the most bonkers thing about s4 is that people decided bananas are 'macaques fruit' now
can you even imagine if you ordered a bagel one time and the people you were with were like "what the fuck, i cant believe youre obsessed with bagels, im going to buy you bagel themed pajamas." he didnt even eat it he threw half on the ground
hmmmm.... -squints- i'm trynna remember if *i* ever had a mango uhhhhhhh yanno what lets say this: Sparrows is a garbage can for food and will eat just about anything Unless it is Extremely spicy. extremely spicy kills the woman
I've had Yonderly for 1 month!! And in just one month he's turned COMPLETELY BLUE!!!!! I'm so proud of him! He's happy, healthy, and thriving! Good job fish son 🤍🩵💙
NO YOU NOTICE IT TOO???? EVERY NICE/OPTIMISTIC CHARACTER IS ALWAYS HEADCANONED AS PAN QND I??? HUH????? Not that there's anything wrong with being pan, I'm mspec myself, but it's ALWAYS the happy go lucky characters and I??? 😭
Possibly NSFW, but could keep it SFW if you wanted! How do you think Sidon/Bazz would behave during a period of time of trying for a baby with y/n? Do you think Zora get more protective and primal over a mate during that time? Would they go into a heat? I can just imagine them pacing outside the bathroom while y/n takes another pregnancy test lol
this request sent me into a literal spiral omggg
don't worry i'm good now :)
i have NEVER had so much baby fever in my life, and writing this was such a wild time for me. not to mention that my hormones have been so mean to me this week. i'm over here crying about wanting yellow mangoes and taking naps (and i never nap, what the hell heck?)
anyway, i am SO proud of how these turned out, and i hope you enjoy!! Sidon's is up, and i'm posting Bazz's in just a moment <333