#mango speakings

[hardmangoshipping]

💙 proship/neutral safe 💙

imagine your f/o waking up from a wet dream with you in it.

theyre moaning in their sleep, muttering your name, grinding into the mattress.

do they wake up after cumming in their sleep, covered in sweat and muttering a cute little "f-fuck.." before they head to the bathroom to clean up the mess they made, embarrassed?

or do they wake up before they cum, needy and flustered, having to jerk off at the thought of you, embarrassed but unable to help themself?

💙 proship/neutral safe 💙

[mangoshipping]

💙 proship/neutral safe 💙

you and your f/o together in a room, sharing a bed. youre having a sleep over, before you get together.

its nighttime, and youre laying down, but youre up talking and smiling and making jokes together. youre both so tired, but you just want to keep laughing at random things with them.

you close your eyes at some point, relaxing, listening to your f/o, considering sleep. but when you notice theyve stopped talking, you turn and open your eyes to see them looking at you lovingly.

you cant tell if the moonlight coming into the room is playing tricks on you... but you could almost swear you can see a blush on their face.

they realize theyve been caught and stutter out some excuse, but youre barely listening. all you can think about is how cute they look.

💙 proship/neutral safe 💙

[blurrymango]

Boat Rat.

[mangobubbletea7]

DSMP 2020: Minecraft youtubers make uncool teens learn literary analysis

QSMP 2023: Minecraft youtubers make uncool young adults learn Spanish

[driftsart]

*gives Ultra Mangos a lil kiss on the forehead*

(that's how we nickname him in the hispanic side of the fandom xD)

This is all I could think about lmfao I love this silly template 😭

[sunnydayaoe]

[Don't tag as ship please! :)]

[mmangaboi]

I'm currently rewatching the interdimensional saga from the 2003 series and while SAINW is the most emotional whiplash ever compared to the other eps, the *message* sent by each episode really feels like this:

[magnus-falafelking]

TWO DAYS LEFT YALL WTF

IM MARRYING THE BAD BITCH I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC 😍😍😍

[randommusicalfluff]

LEE!HUSK AND LER!NIFTY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ (if you want)

YES YES YES WHY WOULD I E V E R SAY NO OMG

[mangoazalea]

being seduced by round table pizza

[gods-favorite-autistic]

I’m making a giant rant post about the parallels between the Bad Kids and the Ratgrinders but I’m gonna wait to finish and post it until the end of Junior Year comes out and yes it is because I want to know more about Mary Ann Skuttle BLeeM PLEASE

[hardmangoshipping]

💙 proship/neutral safe 💙

imagine walking in on your f/o jerking off.

you hear noise from behind a door while walking by. it sounds like your f/o might be talking aloud to themself, but its quiet enough that you arent sure what youre hearing.

youre curious. the door is open a crack... so you gently push it open, not wanting to disturb. you dont open it enough to be noticable, but enough that you can see and hear better.

your eyes widen as you realize whats happening - their hand is in their pants, little noises keep slipping out, and you hear your name being moaned out. theyre obviously trying to keep quiet, and you realize that maybe you should do something.

you debate with yourself for a split second - do you leave and not mention this, or... should you be honest and let them know youre here?

you decide to be honest.

maybe your f/o gets embarrassed upon noticing you, all flustered! trying to cover themself, nervously asking "h-how much did you hear?", blushing profusely.

or maybe, your f/o isnt really embarrassed at all. maybe, they invite you over, teasing you for watching, and flustering you instead.

both ways? you end up doing more than just watching.

💙 proship/neutral safe 💙

[mangoshipping]

dear proship selfshippers: your f/o loves you so much.

you are perfect as you are! regardless of what nonsense people spout, you are worthy of love and respect!

some people are cruel and go out of their way to be mean. it doesnt mean you are bad, at all. you arent gross, a freak, a degenerate, or anything else people might call you. youre a good, kind person!

you are important, and your f/os love you!

[blurrymango]

Late night MS Paint doodle of Chara and Kris.

[mangobubbletea7]

Take care of yourselves everyone, it’s going to be a very rough couple of days. It’s going to be a very rough couple of months. It sucks. I’m so sorry to everyone in this community, to the CCs and his family. It’s such a rough hand he was dealt. Drink water, make sure to eat, reach out to friends if you need, try your best not to beat yourself up, I know Techno would want all of us to remember him at his best and be happy for the good times we got. I don’t know how we’re supposed to move on like this but we’ll get through it and always remember the amazing man he was. Technoblade never dies.

[zaacoy]

watah adventacha!!!! !!! :3c