#maple!anon

[actualbird]

Wdym revisiting youth over I still haven’t used my 217 loaded dice *cries*

-🍁

jvjhKJSHDF 217????? OMG MAPLE, IM SO SORRY....

if it's any consolation, at the very least all ur unused wishing coin will eventually get mailed back to use converted into stellin. //pats u, condolences on ur loaded dice tho :(((

[rendevok]

step into the light

what do you see?

my sun,

my stars

shining on me

[cozymaples]

mike fucking you till you cry but being so sweet about it -

“feel that good baby?” n wiping her tears?? LAWDDDDD

OHHHH UH HUH.

“can’t-“ you gasp, sobbing softly as mike fucks into you. his cock is thick, long and hard as it stretches you out. the mattress squeaks beneath you, and he coos softly. “oh, baby; but you can.” he encourages, his thumb lazily rubbing circles into your clit like muscle memory, knowing just where to make you squirm. “feels good, huh?” he asks, be-knowingly. the girth of his cock makes you feel stuffed full of him, the length of him brushing against your g-spot. he wipes your tears with his thumb, pressing his lips to yours over and over again. tender kisses to keep you grounded as he fucks into you harder, broken sobs spilling from you into his mouth. his lips are parted, moans trembling out of him as he listens to your weak, whiny moans. “come on, honey.” he pleads, “want you to feel good, baby. let go. let yourself go.” he orders softly between thrusts, and you cry out, coming undone around his cock, feeling him twitch inside of you, spilling his load into you.

yeah…yeah.

[tiger-balm]

pregame rituals | devs @ leafs | april 11th 2024

[ffc1cb]

addicted to drawing him. he is so funny to me

[simmyfrobby]

— "Blasphemy," Yoshihara Sachiko (trans. Kenneth Rexroth)

x, x

[age-of-play-i-say]

Little with a doodle who gets a surprise for his special day. Little gets presents and cake and is full of smiles. Little must still have energy afterwards though, because they eventually tug on caregivers pant leg, pointing to the obvious stiffy in their pants. Caregiver decides it's time for little's special gift. They lead Little to the playroom, little's stiffy bouncing as he waddles uncomfortably. When they reach the playroom, there is little's favorite big teddy bear with a fleshlight attached to it. "What's dat?" Little asks. Caregiver chuckles and says "it's for you! You can make your humpies inside it and it'll make your winkie super happy!" Little gets even more excited at the chance to make humpies, their willy seeming to get even stiffer as they jump up and down and it barely moves. Caregiver removes little's pants and undies, chuckling when little pushes their hips into their hand. They squirt some lube on the opening of the fleshlight and lead little to it. They help little get in a missionary position over the toy. "What do I do?" Little asks. "Don't worry, baby, I'll help you all the way," Caregiver says and gives Little a pat on the bottom. They then grab little's dripping, throbbing peepee and guide it into the tight hole. Little whines. "It's tight and squeezing my peepee real hard!" Little says in distress. "I know baby, this will help make your peepee nice and strong!" Caregiver gently grabs little's hips and guides him into and out of the fleshlight. Little whines and whimpers, but eventually takes up a rhythm on their own, thrusting into the fleshlight in earnest while hugging the teddy for dear life. "It's so stiff it hurts!" Little says about their willy. "It's okay, little one! You're doing so good! Keep going, your peepee needs lots of special humpies to feel super duper good," Caregiver encourages them. Little whines and begins thrusting even harder, their whines getting louder and higher in pitch until they finally cry out for their caregiver, their thrusts stuttering and jerking as they make the most stickies they ever had into the fleshlight. Tears flow out of little's eyes as they give little humps into the toy while their willy throbs and jumps. Caregiver hums delightedly. Barely a minute of thrusting and little was already cumming. Caregiver can tell when Little is wiped out when little releases their grip on the big teddy, laying their weight on top of it. "Good job, baby! I'm so proud of you," Caregiver says. "Isn't your peepee so happy now?" Little gives a cute giggle "yeah <3."

-bunny anon

oh my god?????

this is so hot this is SO hot

like how dare you write something hotter than me on my own blog /j

[sportsthoughts]

Mitch Marner drafted 4th overall by the Toronto Maple Leafs - 26/6/2015

[cupheadocscasino]

GENDERBENT!

(Let everyone change their gender)

[actualbird]

Hi Zak. It’s me. I am surprisingly not dead.

I suddenly got curious

How hard do you ship Marluke

For me (with Martem) I literally scream MARTEM when they’re next to each other in official media or smth

Yes I know it’s a bit too much but I will go down with that ship

Marluke’s very cool too I am a multi shipper I’m fine with almost all ships

Welp sorry this is getting unnecessarily long I will excuse myself now

-🍁

OH MY GOSH, HI MAPLE!! long time no see, im v glad ur alive and i hope ur doing well :D

and hmmmm....this is a difficult question, cuz the moment i saw it my brain immediately was like "okay how do i numerically quantify ship enjoyment intensity...." and then i read the next lines where u gave examples and oHHH okay thats way easier to do

so here is a non-exhaustive list of things i think answer how hard i ship marluke

when i see them together in official material i also go "OH HEY MARLUKE" like theres one i remember, when tot posted this promotional material for the Flower MR series

i quote retweeted that tweet with something along the lines of "wow they rlly made marius and luke face each other like that, fuckin gay asses <3"

when i do NOT see them together in promo materials, i immediately try and see if i can edit them together anyway. ive done this many times. i will take the hammer and put them together and nobody can stop me

everyday i am co-making a new marluke au with a buddy i met on twitter. not exaggerating when i say everyday. it has been 0 days since our last new marluke au

there are currently 51 fics in the marluke tag on ao3. 11 of them are mine

the cumulative wordcount of the marluke fics ive posted on ao3 thus far totals to 70,647 words. if i exclude the nxx ot5 ship fics (cuz the giann finds out about marius' polycule fic takes a BIG CHUNK), it totals to 51,024 words. make of that what you will

conclusion: i cannot shut up about these two and i do not want to stop <3

pls dont apologize for long asks!! i dont mind in the slightest and i adore talking about these guys in particular hehe. thank you for the ask :DDD

[maplequeen94]

top 5 canada moments (your favorites)

1. When Kumajiro confirms Mattie’s a stoner by talking about the time he got “weirdly high” and started screaming that he was emperor of the banana boat (All Hail the Emperor of the Banana Boat! 🙌)

2. Mattie confirmed a major weeb

3. Mattie imagining himself as a buff macho man

4. Mattie in his little ninja outift (like, look how cute he looks!!!)

5. When Mattie made Alfred cry after yelling/pointing out all his flaws for three hours straight . (Just….very ✨Iconic ✨)

[cozymaples]

anything 4 ryan baker ( thanksgiving movie) ? in starvinggggggg

OHHH I HEAR U ANON.

ryan is such a bitchy boyfriend. like.

i’m talkin knocking people out of the way with his broad shoulders as you walk together, whipping his head around to smirk at them. he’s an ivy-league asshole; so of course he’s showering you with the most lavish gifts. designer purses, clutches, jackets…u name it (but you don’t even have to) and it’s yours!!!

he’s overly possessive, draping himself over your shoulders at a party as he leans on you from behind. blurting a “hey, why don’t you fuck off, slick?” with a click of his tongue and wink to the guy across from you. the poor kid is so embarrassed that he just walks away, mouth agape. and he drags you into the bathroom, pounding into you as he bends you over the sink counter, holding you back by your hair.

“you make me-feel so good-“ you pant, gasping. “oh, honey,” he coos through grunts, “i know that. just think everyone else here should, too.”

[jackhues]

the leafs lost

yeah they did, but guess what!

auston matthews has 23 goals and is once again the nhl's sole leader in goals scored (keep in mind most other teams played more games than the leafs)

mitchie and willy scored!

it was a three point night for 1634

also caber scored

a point is a point

THE COMEBACK! down 5-0 at the start of the THIRD, and they forced ot. that's insane

AND... the flu is running rampant in the team, that's not a secret. broadcasters are like "idk how they're even standing up" (i think they said that during tuesday's game). but they still managed all that, with OUR STARS stepping up

so yeah they lost, but i'll take point and run with it

[fallenclan]

if we're doing check-ins, how is maplestar doing?

- 🍁 (I hope no one's already maple leaf anon. if someone is just let me know!!)

maplestar enthusiasts rise up

[littlemaple]

its crazy, its party

[age-of-play-i-say]

Why do I have such a nasty fantasy about being a little with gay daddies? Like imagine being all strapped onto my high chair while daddies are making breakfast and they start kissing and get into a little bit if sexy time getting all squirmy and rubbing myself against the Seat of the high chair

Baby sits, mesmerized, hips rolling against his high chair seat at a brutal pace. His padding almost starts to chafe his lil winky before he shoots out a big poot of precum, moaning as his flagpole and tight, achey balls get coated. He glides across the diaper now with ease, getting closer and closer.

Daddies are frotting hard in front of Baby's chair, Daddy B grabbing hold of both their big daddy stiffys right at Baby's eye level. Daddy A leans into Daddy B and kisses him deeply. A moans deep and guttural, sneaking a peek at Baby's frantic wriggles.

B turns to see what made A pick up the pace and sees their good Baby, humping his diaper with an open mouth, eye fixed on Daddy B's hand stroking up with a tight squeeze and stroking back down.

Daddy B has both his boys at full attention now, in more ways than one 🩷💦