Fantastic Beasts is suspended indefinitely.
Musk is begging for cash because he made the stupidest purchase in internet history.
Zucky Wucky is hemorrhaging cash because the Metaverse goal of becoming the NFT successor of real estate speculation was met with the deserved mockery at how stupid it was.
Trump is finally being properly prosecuted for crimes he unquestionably and very inconspicuously committed.
Alex Jones owes a billion dollars to Sandy Hook victims.
The Tories are imploding in a schism that might actually result in the collapse of the British empire.
Putin has ran out of army and crawled pathetically to the corner a tiny insurgent army pushed him towards, decades of military propaganda burnt away in months.
Prime Minister Shinzō Abe died with no glory.
The GOP is so confused after the Trump era they don't even know how to run their grifts anymore.
Rings of Power was such a mediocre release Amazon could potentially drop Prime Video altogether.
Turns out 2022 was really the "find out" year. It took a while but I'm loving this season finale so far.
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This is my masterlist of posted fics,
You can see my WIP masterlist here
And you can find my prompt list here
Warning: these are all smut, see bottom of post for notes and answers to asks/thoughts.
Lando Norris
Pegging Lando ft. Oscar ~0.3k
The Bet (Lando's first win) ~ 2.2k
Going commando - Landoscar ~ 0.5k
Podium celebration - carlandoscar xreader ~ 0.8k
More to love - Plussize!reader ~ 1.1k
Bend over - gn!reader ~ 0.6k
Bend over, Lando (pt2) - gn!reader ~0.7k
Jealous (Oscar's first win) - landoscar ~0.9k
The makeup artist - landoscar x reader ~2k
The untitled foursome - Carlos x Oscar x Lando x reader ~ 2.3k
Honeymoon - landoscar ~ 1.9k
Always the quiet ones - innocent!reader ~1.5k
Logan needs some love - Loscar x reader ft. Lando ~ 3.5k
Lando's treat - part 2 of PB series (ft. Max & Charles) ~ 1.9k
How to tame your brat ~ 3.4k
Max Verstappen
Car sex ~ 1.8k pt2 ft. Charles
Make the boy jealous ~ 1.3k
S(t)imulation racing ~ 1.6k
Fastest laps - Max, George, Logan x reader (also feat. Lando & Charles) ~ 2k
Hospital blues - driver!reader ~ 1k
Charles Leclerc
Post Race sex (with a twist) - gn!reader ~0.3k
What happened in Monaco? (pt2 of Car sex with Max) ~1.5k
You speak french ??? - gn!reader engineer!reader french!reader~ 1.5k
To a good blowie - Seb x reader ft. Charles ~5.5k (if you just wanna read Charles' part skip to 2019)
Making headlines - journalist!reader ~ 2.8k
"It is I, Leclerc" - ferrari!wife!reader ~ 1k
Logan Sargeant
What are friends for? ~1.5k
Logan's Miami blues gn!reader ~0.4k
She's the best - loscalex x reader ~1.9k
Fastest laps - Max, George, Logan x reader (also feat. Lando & Charles) ~ 2k
Logan needs some love - Loscar x reader ft. Lando ~ 3.5k
George Russell
Love at first fuck ~0.6k
The problem with George - Galex+Lily ~ 2k
Familiar voice - raceengineer!reader ~ 1.4k
Fastest laps - Max, George, Logan x reader (also feat. Lando & Charles) ~ 2k
Make you a mother ~ 1.6k
Oscar Piastri
Going Commando - Landoscar ~ 0.5k
Podium celebration - carlandoscar xreader ~ 0.8k
She's the best - loscalex x reader ~1.9k
Good Friend ~ 1.2k
Cuddles and kisses ~ 0.5k
Rivalry is the best aphrodisiac ~ 2k
Jealous (Oscar's first win) - landoscar ~ 0.9k
The makeup artist - landoscar x reader ~2k
Take it out on my puss me ~ 1.6k
The untitled foursome - Carlos x Oscar x Lando x reader ~ 2.3k
Honeymoon - landoscar ~ 1.9k
The video ~ 1.3k
Too tired to get naked - gn!driver!reader ~ 0.7k
Logan needs some love - Loscar x reader ft. Lando ~ 3.5k
Hidden depravity - innocent!reader ~ 1.9k
I hate you (Oscar's version) (coming soon)
Fernando Alonso
Giving head - gn!reader ~ 0.420k
Something in the air that night ~ 2k
Liam Lawson
I hate you (Liam's version) - gn!reader ~ 1.6k
Carlos Sainz
Podium celebration - carlandoscar x reader ~0.8k
Not in the mood ~ 2k
The untitled foursome - Carlos x Oscar x Lando x reader ~ 2.3k
Yuki Tsunoda
Anniversary dinner ~ 1.3k
Insatiable - Nyukierre ~ 1.6k
Alex Albon
She's the best - loscalex x reader ~1.9k
The hitman and the spy ~ 2.4k
The problem with George - Galex+Lily ~ 2k
Sebastian Vettel
Never say 'no' to a good blowie - ft. 3 very special guests ~5.5k
I hate you (Sebastian's version) ~ 1.4k
I love hate you (alternate version) ~ 1.9k
Brother's best friend - Button!reader ~ 2.5k
Two for the price of one - Seb & Jenson x Webber!reader ~ 1.9k
Pierre Gasly
Insatiable - Nyukierre ~1.6k
Daniel Ricciardo
I hate you (Danny's version) - Verstappen!reader ~ 2.6k
One of the Boys (the Paddock Bunny series)
Pt 1: Hungary - Fastest Laps (Max Logan George, ft Charles & Lando)
Pt 2: Zandvoort - Lando's treat (Lando ft Charles & Max)
Pt 3: Monza - Invasive questions (Lando & Oscar)
Pt 4: Baku - Out in Q1 (Lando)
Pt 5: Singapore (coming soon)
Other drivers:
•Mark Webber - in Never say no to a good blowie (2013 part)
•Kimi Räikönnen - in Never say no to a good blowie (2017 part)
•Nyck de Vries - in Insatiable (poly with Pierre and Yuki)
•Jenson Button - in Two for the price of one
Thoughts/asks:
-> George is a boob man, pass it on
-> Oscar needs to get fucked until he cries
-> Oscar has a hand kink
-> Writing an explicit song about your bf
-> Using his wealth to have fun wherever you want
-> Are they service tops/doms?
-> more top/bottom discourse
Notes:
See my rules for requesting here
Even though my reader characters usually have vaginas, I do my best to not gender them so anyone can read them (I also never talk about weight, height or skin colour).
I also have a few actual gender neutral works that are clearly marked above, or you can look for them in the tag # gn reader :)
Also I don't use names or Y/N or anything bc i hate writing with that even though i don't mind reading it (idk i'm weird like that)
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'•.¸♡ MASTERLIST ♡¸.•'
'•.¸♡TW♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝Pretty Boy❞
╰┈➤ ❝If Daddy Knew❞ → ❝Daddy Knows❞
╰┈➤ ❝Wet Body❞
╰┈➤ ❝Happy Fucking New Years❞
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝I Can See You❞
'•.¸♡SS♡¸.•'
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Girls Like Girls❞
╰┈➤ ❝She Likes A Boy❞
'•.¸♡CH♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝My Ass❞
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Dangerous Woman❞
'•.¸♡LL♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝Dangerous Game❞
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Stacy's Brother❞
'•.¸♡LS2♡¸.•'
⋘ 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡… ⋙
'•.¸♡MW2♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝From People You Know, To People You Don't❞
╰┈➤ ❝Let Them Watch❞
╰┈➤ ❝Malaysia 2013 (Mark’s Version)❞
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Light❞
↳˗ˏˋsmauˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Write Me A Song❞
'•.¸♡DR3♡¸.•'
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Favorite❞
'•.¸♡LN4♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝Only For Me To Hear❞
╰┈➤ ❝Blow Me❞
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Nattely❞ → ❝I Don't Forgive You❞
╰┈➤ ❝Friends Don't Fuck❞
'•.¸♡SV5♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝Praises And Babies❞
╰┈➤ ❝I Love You❞
╰┈➤ ❝Malaysia 2013 (Sebastian’s Version)❞
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Touch It❞
╰┈➤ ❝Ocean Eyes❞
╰┈➤ ❝Skin❞
╰┈➤ ❝Gorgeous❞
'•.¸♡NR6♡¸.•'
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝I Like You Best❞
↳˗ˏˋsmauˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Soft Launch❞
'•.¸♡KR7♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝A Good Use Of That Mouth❞
╰┈➤ ❝Tell Me Your Sounds❞ → ❝Any Silent Man Scream❞
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Figure You Out❞
╰┈➤ ❝Darling❞
'•.¸♡MS7♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝You’re Gonna Help Me❞
'•.¸♡PG10 ♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝She's What I Like❞
'•.¸♡SP11♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝Mafia AU, Chap 1❞
↳˗ˏˋsmauˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Christmas Problems❞
'•.¸♡FA14♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝ Bébé Gorçon❞
╰┈➤ ❝Stranger Danger❞
╰┈➤ ❝Struggles❞
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Sugar Daddy❞
╰┈➤ ❝Troublemaker❞
'•.¸♡MH14♡¸.•'
⋘ 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡… ⋙
'•.¸♡CL16♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝So Pretty, And Just For Me❞
╰┈➤ ❝Different Kind Of Good Morning❞
╰┈➤ ❝Good At Other Things❞
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Talking Body❞
╰┈➤ ❝Premier Amour❞
'•.¸♡LS18♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝That's What Girlfriends Are For❞
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Superstar❞
╰┈➤ ❝Shape Of You❞
'•.¸♡KM20♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝Cold Hands❞
╰┈➤ ❝Christmas Sex❞
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Igen I Dag❞
╰┈➤ ❝Hooked❞
'•.¸♡JH20♡¸.•'
⋘ 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡… ⋙
'•.¸♡YT22♡¸.•'
⋘ 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡… ⋙
'•.¸♡JB22♡¸.•'
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝She's Got That❞
╰┈➤ ❝Older❞
╰┈➤ ❝Need You Now❞
'•.¸♡AA23♡¸.•'
⋘ 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡… ⋙
'•.¸♡ZG24♡¸.•'
⋘ 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡… ⋙
'•.¸♡NH27♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝A Little Too Much Kirschwasser❞
╰┈➤ ❝What A Mess❞
'•.¸♡EO31♡¸.•'
⋘ 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡… ⋙
'•.¸♡MV33♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝Fucking Whore❞
╰┈➤ ❝You Say You Hate Me❞
╰┈➤ ❝Head Over Heels❞
╰┈➤ ❝It's Okay To Cry❞
╰┈➤ ❝This Fkn Bratty Attitude❞
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Dress❞
╰┈➤ ❝FU In My Head❞
'•.¸♡LH44♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝So Good For Her❞
╰┈➤ ❝I'll Show You How Sorry I Am❞
╰┈➤ ❝Sir Lewis❞
╰┈➤ ❝Braid Me❞
╰┈➤ ❝Satisfy The Fans❞
╰┈➤ ❝I’m Sorry❞
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Secret Love Song❞
╰┈➤ ❝Pipe❞
╰┈➤ ❝All To You❞
╰┈➤ ❝18❞
↳˗ˏˋsmauˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝On The House❞
'•.¸♡MSC47♡¸.•'
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝American Town❞
'•.¸♡CS55♡¸.•'
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Tonight (I'm Fuckin' You)❞
╰┈➤ ❝Invisible❞
'•.¸♡GR63♡¸.•'
⋘ 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡… ⋙
'•.¸♡VB77♡¸.•'
⋘ 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡… ⋙
'•.¸♡OP81♡¸.•'
╰┈➤ ❝Help With A Girl❞
↳˗ˏˋmusic mondayˊˎ˗ ↴
╰┈➤ ❝Treat You Better❞
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