#matrix shit post

[docbot113]

So trinity saw both Neo and Cypher naked after being flushed from their pods.... and choose Neo... she liked what she saw here

[docbot113]

Dude Smith had the easy job of just researching, those poor docbot had to deal with all that wasted fluid and clean up duty

The interrogation scene is funny when you think about how Smith had to come across Neo’s porn search history at some point

[troythecatfish]

What if instead of Andrew Tate his name was Freaky Tate? And instead of spreading misogyny he spread my toes.

Also btw, I would like to give a shout out to KiteTheKosmic ( YouTube ) for the Meme Template Inspiration, he’s an Anime YouTube Legend in the making.

[crypticsketchpad]

havent had much drawing motivation lately so *throws pile of old AU scribbles i made months ago and never shared directly at you*

basically the result of a random scenario i came up with ages ago that spiraled out of control juuuust a little

introducinggggg. Splice! (it/its) the... i guess you could say love/hate child of Matrix and Alva my favorite toxic yuri/yaoi/whatever the fuck you call it when theyre both nb.

the first and only instance of a common/rare "hybrid", informally dubbed an "uncommon" wubbox. neither alva nor matrix have any idea how they managed to bring splice into existence.

despite its parents' strained and conflicted relationship, splice is well loved and taken care of- spoiled, even. alva is very protective of it, and despite letting matrix visit every now and then, never lets splice out of its sight.

believe it or not matrix is actually a decent parent! a little dumb and irresponsible sometimes but loves their kiddo very much. splice is one of very few beings in matrix's life that they truly, genuinely care about (not enough to stop their horrid experiments, though...)

somehow managed to inherit one of matrix's robot arms in place of its right arm, resulting in splice having to deal with a disproportionately long and hard to control limb from birth. it's lightweight enough to move, and its hand functions just fine, just very unwieldy overall; splice (at least when it's a kid) seldom uses it properly, mostly just letting its arm drag on the floor or keeping it in its mouth.

more drawings under the cut

rough growth chart/ref thing; third pic is its teen/young adult stage! this au is connected to my semi-anthro wubbox universe, so as it ages splice's body gradually becomes more humanoid

(and in case it's barely legible the text in the preteen pic says "matrix went missing when splice was around 10". what do i mean by this?

:] )

more grown up splice! had a silly idea where it retains its arm-chewing habit from when it was a baby throughout its life

i <3 making aus of aus. heres organic au splicey and a peek at human au splice (aka Spencer; haven't really drawn them much yet)

organic!splice is missing an arm, but its prehensile tri-tipped tail makes up for that- manipulation wise, anyways. it prefers to walk on two legs rather than on all fours (or. all threes). as a common/rare hybrid of sorts i guess it'd be the monster equivalent of intersex? inter-rarity? just generally an oddity

spencer was also born missing an arm, so maddox made them some sort of experimental prosthetic (hence the robot arm. it probably looks more normal canonically I just like drawing it as the noodle version). but, no matter how many times maddox (sometimes Alva too) tries to fix or upgrade it, it’s pretty uncomfortable/doesn’t work all the time and spencer doesn’t like it very much. it's kinda just dead weight to them

pictured here is 10-11 year old spencer dealing with the newly acquired knowledge that one of their parents is a wanted criminal and serial killer. poor kid

anyways splicey baby I love you. sorry you have the most shitty parental situation

[lvl10blvkmage]

[docbot113]

Didn't he fail to save trinity like twice......

I swear if I see someone call Neo a boyfailure again, I will explode. That's Thomas Anderson you're talking about, not Neo. Know your difference.

[pendulouspuppyudders]

at this point i just get really sad when i see a vehement transmisogynist talking in veiled language meant to infiltrate communities to inject their transandrobullshit into them like... what else am i supposed to feel cuz im not allowed to hate them, fearing them is pointless cuz transmisogyny is just the norm i already deal with it every day, im just so tired at the reminder that there are trans people out there that are so full of self righteous hate that they will never see me as enough of a person to respect. i will always be a monster to them, the people who are supposedly standing up against the big bad obviously institutionally powerful trans woman. its just fucking dire out there and like.. it's hard to want to try, i want to live i want to understand my situation i want the people im supposedly in community with to have my back but the moment i try to say that i might face institutional problems for being a woman suddenly im face to face with an agent who would much rather just eat some steak

[docbot113]

What if they kissed when neo glowed and sacrificed himself

i have had a shit week and here i am rewatching the matrix trilogy yet again, life is good now 💚

[femslashspuffy]

SHUT UP everyone SHUT UP. I just realized Venom is gonna be the first trilogy ever where I'll have watched every film in theaters during the original release. The first time EVER for me???

6 years. I was just finishing middle school and now I'm half way through college. And the whole time ive had the same interest in the world's most fuckable alien. There is not a single other thing that I have consistenty remained interested in in the past 6 years. And I get to watch 3/3 in theaters. How wonderful. How marvelous. Even if I DO have to sit between my straightest friend and my father. That's so crazy

[raspberry-gloaming]

All these fobwatch fics atm make me want to write

[docbot113]

Well I'm a degenerate docbot XD kinky matrix things are my specialty

real talk do matrix agents have penises

[thepinkofgoth]

watched the matrix for the first time yesterday and waow that shit was crasy

[brctherscnce]

Please no culling. For the love of Primus no fucking culling.

He could absolutely work with 'getting off this planet for a while' and 'getting rid of the horrid mechs used to hunt them down' and even 'get the Decepticons out of the facilities' to uphold his end of the truce, though...

[viiridiangreen]

Showed this to my girl (bc we were brainstorming birthday cake ideas for her 27th / 1st birthday living as herself, & one option is shaping it like The Tru Red Pill) and she went "ah yeah I remember--- from a past life" without missing a beat. Cloud Atlas ahh moment.

[docbot113]

Excuse me there's a difference between a docbot and a harvester bot

How dare you compare me to s large round machine, I may take loads but I don't carry babies

now i’m thinking of a matrix themed baby shower with puns like "i’m a walking docbot".

[starswallowingsea]

I think some of you read too much into things. Yes this is about the guidelines being posted to twitter