#matsuda is an idiot

[dnstrawberrycake]

guys im in my death note era. ik know i have been for almost a year but LET ME COOK.

[tiny-crescent]

this old guy's my manager? ohh, you can't be serious.

[niightniines]

forever weed brownie but make it deathnote

[ponury-grajek]

some of lawlight fanfics be like: "the task force is getting in the way of our romance, Light"

(Full, uncensored picture can be seen on my Patreon *wink wonk*)

[asterthought]

I know it's supposed to be a joke but L asking Matsuda to make his coffee makes me soft. Someone as distrustful and paranoid as L trusting someone other than Watari with something that he's gonna ingest?!?! L trusts Matsuda a lot, and he gave him a key task for the investigation: keeping him awake.

[13eyond13]

Do you forgive Light for describing himself as 'outfoxing' Near and Mello?

hahaha ABSOLUTELY NOT and I can't believe I forgot that one, thank you anon

[vin-cement]

happy birthday to the idiot (affectionately)

[killjoy-prince]

When Soichiro spelled out Mello's name and revealed he found out his real name was Mihael Keehl, Mello should of been allowed to say "What the fuck?!"

[palant1r]

the best parts of death note are when the characters are trapped in some kind of stalemate where there seems to be no good, rational solution and then matsuda does some absolutely buckwild idiotic shit that ends up solving the entire problem with absolutely no negative side effects. this happens at least three times

[hayzeydayzey]

matsuda you idiot!!

[omalley-art-gallery]

Matsuda, you idiot!

[funnypansexualanimorph]

this scene in the anime is so perfect.

the guy who has been yelled at, ridiculed and discredited for a few (albiet large) mistakes in his job, is the one who gets to shoot the ever-loving shit out of Light.

"Matsuda you Idiot." a phrase that has haunted him till now. finally some vindication.

I fucking love Death Note.

[ultyso]

(Barbie ship prompt) “Matsuda, you idiot.” 💀

[theotherpacman]

soichiro yagami: I said, "why don't you try dating someone at to-oh?" and he said, "you just don't like L." and what was I supposed to do, lie? so I said, "why don't you try dating someone like,,, touta matsuda?" and he goes "no. touta matsuda is a clueless idiot." and I said "1) I said date someone like him and 2) that is not a very nice thing to say." and suddenly I'm defending touta matsuda of all people. and he says "you just want touta matsuda to be your son" and I said "well at least he's not suspected of being a serial killer!"

source: the guy who didn't like musicals

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

Characters reacting to you when you tell em youre cold

Fandom: MultiFandom

Pairings: Characters X Gn!reader

Genre: Crack, Fluff, Comedy

Format: Scenario

Warnings: None

Word Count: 70

A/n: Writing about my babies cause I miss them :')

↬"well damn! I cant control the weather,can I?"

Haikyuu: Tsukishima, Kuroo(will give it to you afterwards tho), Atsumu

Bungou Stray Dogs:Fyodor, Dazai (he'll say it more nicely but this is what he means XD), Ranpo, Nikolai, Jouno

Death Note: Light (only if he hasn't killed you yet XD), L Lawliet(fight me on this one lmfao)

↬takes his jacket off and gives it to you,even if he's freezing to death <3

Haikyuu: Sugawara, Akaashi (ya'll agree that this guy is the real prince charming himself right?), Hinata, Tanaka, Nishinoya, Asahi, Bokuto

Bungou Stray Dogs: Atsushi, Fukuzawa, Tanizaki, Gin, Higuchi, Sigma, Mori

The Case Study Of Vanitas: Noe, Roland

Death Note: Matsuda

Jujutsu Kaisen: Saturo Gojo

↬"this is why I told you to wear your jacket,idiot" sighs and holds you closer to himself while blowing your hands so they'll get warm T^T

Haikyuu: Iwaizumi, Daichi, Oikawa(he'll be a little nicer), Kageyama, Osamu, Suna, Ushijima

Bungou Stray Dogs: Chuuya, Kouyou, Yosano, Teccho, kunikida, Tachihara, Akutagawa

The Case Study Of Vanitas: Vanitas

Death Note: Mello

Jujutsu Kaisen: Megumi Fushiguro

↬just take your clothes off and give them all to him cause he needs it more than you lmfao XD

Haikyuu: Tendou, Kenma, Yamaguchi

Bungou Stray Dogs: also Akutagawa(please I love him but hes so skinny T^T), Kaji

Death Note: Near

Jujutsu Kaisen: Yuuji Itadori

[maevearcher]

Now I'm really thinking how L really did like Matsuda, his sense of idealism, his tendency to accept being the idiot and speak whatever controversial idea because you never know when that might spark an actual breakthrough.... He sort of found him funny and almost endearing to a point, how he doesn't really have such a big fear of ridicule, how he's the most trusting and willing to go through with whatever crazy idea L comes up with...

L just likes to really pester, belittle and poke fun at the poor guy, just like you'd be a total jerk to a younger sibling who admires you....