#matty stu!!!

[smashlovesscream]

How am i so gay?😔

CURSED

INFECTED BY THE HOMO😨😨😨

But also Scream men, there's no cure

[mattey-stu]

RAAAAGHHH I FOUND OUT IM GENDERFLUID SOMEBODY HELPME

[eccentric-echo]

what i do edits of

(These are just like a blanket statement of what i can remember, you can suggest something that isn't these. this is just the fandoms i know best)

MCYT

AHS

Supernatural

Monster High

Scream

FOB

MCR

Good Omens

[heavy-smuthotblog]

Welcome to my smut blog, there's really no rules except minors dni and i write for: Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Micheal Myers, Brahms Heelshire, Corey Cunningham, Eddie Munson, Steve Harrington, Robin Buckley, Matty (Black Phone. (More will be added...)

[stubaby777]

Saturday's Random Music: Matty Mullins | Noel

Saturday’s Random Music: Matty Mullins | Noel

There is just something about his voice.

[spaceflower07]

something mustve gotten lost in translation because when did the fandom collectively decide that Matthew was the nice, normal twin?? like hes perfect and Alfred is the embodiment of all bad things?? like we see Alfred depicted as lazy and Matthew hardworking when in the manga, Alfred is the one bustling around while Matthew stays at home. Its known in the manga that Matthew is very laidback. Not to say he's lazy, but hes definitely not diligent in the way that Alfred is, who's been shown multiple times to have piles of workload and also occasionally leads the meetings. Matthew just likes to stay home and eat just like his brother does, and his interests are just as eccentric (both he and alfred like fried sushi and anime, and mattie literally smokes weed while al isnt allowed to drink), the difference is that Al is a superpower and therefore has more responsibilities and work than his brother, who is hardly noticed and living the good life in the shadows. The "invisible Canada" thing hasn't been done in the manga recently and people (in the hetalia verse) seem to know who he is now, and Mattie always looks really happy when he shows up. Where did irritable, hardworking Matthew who constantly scolds his lazy good-for-nothing brother come from?? Where did "Matthew has his life together better than Alfred" come from when its established that Mattie struggles with insecurities about how his brother is more successful than him? like omg

This is why I only like Matthew when he's done in a very specific way. It's so easy for people to fall into two categories: Helpless, Perfect Matthew who's never done anything wrong (even tho canadian history is an absolute menace) and Irritable, Grumpy Matthew who hates his brother. I'm more partial to the second personality because fragile mary sues (or gary stus) annoy the shit out of me, but why make him hate Al,, like if ur gonna make him hate Al at least for a good reason. Not just because he's "lazy" and "eccentric" because Mattie is both of those things too. It makes me hate the character unless he's written in a very specific way

[ughgoaway]

So glad that you’re feeling up to writing! Have we seen Matty and teacher’s first fight? Feeling angsty today. Or if you’re feeling more fluff, maybe first time they have to build something together and she’s trying to focus on the directions and well we know how that prob goes….

ahh, thank you, my love! and omg, I love both of these concepts, so I am gonna talk briefly about both of them hehehe.

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The first fight would definitely be tour-related, I think. Matty is stressed at the idea of leaving you after you've only just got together. Time apart is hard for any relationship, let alone a new one. But Matty doesn't communicate that. He just mopes around and keeps on starting petty fights. He's trying to avoid you a little bit, too. If he starts spending less time with you now, then it won't be as bad when he really goes.

He thinks that if you're fighting before he leaves, he won't miss you as much, and it won't be as hard. He's wrong, of course, and if he said that to anyone, they would tell him that. But he hasn't told anyone that thought process because he knows that, and he needs to live in denial a little longer.

And if you're honest, you're freaking out, too. But in a very different way to Matty. You're just scared of how much you're gonna miss him. So you want to spend as much time with him as you can. Which doesn't work so well when he's trying to avoid you.

One week before tour is when it finally boils over. It's 11 pm. when Matty gets home, and you're kinda done with him. So you’re waiting on the sofa when he comes in. He drops his jacket on the kitchen chair and sits next to you with a huff, rubbing his eyes with his hands and sighing heavily. 

So, in the weeks coming up to the tour, it's weird. Matty is leaving home early and arriving late, claiming it is tour practice, but you know that the other boys are home way before him. You try to cuddle with him in bed, but he gives you a quick squeeze and rolls back over.

But you rationalise it to yourself by telling him he's more involved as a creative director, so maybe that's why he's home at odd times and is acting off. You choose to ignore the fact that he comes home smelling of wine and someone else's perfume.

You don't beat around the bush, “are you cheating on me.” You ask bluntly, facing Matty with a blank look on your face. 

Matty choked on the air immediately, coughing out his answer as quickly as he could, “What? No. why would you think that?” he looked at you with wide eyes, and he could tell you were on edge and trying to keep a strong facade up still.

“You've been avoiding me for weeks. You’re leaving for tour next week, and every time I try to spend time with you, you fob me off.” Matty tries to cut in and defend himself, but a sharp look from you shuts him up. 

“And you come home smelling like a bar and some random woman. So please, just be honest with me, Matty. I can't do this anymore. Im exhausted.” Your eyes are glassy with unshed tears. The wall you had tried to build was quickly crumbling as you just became more desperate for an explanation. 

Matty feels his heart shatter as soon as he sees the tears forming in your eyes, and he cracks immediately. “I promise im not cheating on you. I could never do that to you. I've just been freaking out about leaving you when I go on tour. I know my job is hard to cope with, and my leaving for months at a time doesn't help. It’s practically ruined every relationship I've ever had, and I just can't cope with losing you” Matty pours his heart out as he speaks, dropping his head in his hands and rubbing his face. "And it's just some random perfume I found in the studio, I was trying to cover up the fact that I've been chain smoking cigarettes. didn't want to freak you out."

“Oh,” Matty says dumbly, trying to process how you can always be so mature and adult in situations like this. 

You sigh in relief at his words, but can't help yourself from blueting out what you really think. “Well thats stupid.” You say bluntly. Matty shoots up and looks at you confused for a few seconds until you keep talking.

“Matty, I came into this relationship knowing what you do. I knew tour would happen, and I knew everything that would come with being with you. And I still wanted to, because I care about you.” You pull one of Matty's hands away from ringing together and hold it in your stroking the back of his hand with your thumb. 

“Yeah, oh,” you repeat, giggling at Matty's choice of words, or more choice of word. He smiles at your laughter and pulls you into his side. You settle in quite happily, laying your head on his chest and looking up at him. 

“M’sorry for freaking out on you. I can't promise it won't happen again, but I promise to talk to you about it if I do.” You nod at Matty, leaning up to peck his lips and coming back down with a content smile on your face. 

“Thats okay,” you start, “now. We have like 3 episodes of bake off to watch because you've been avoiding me, so can we watch them now? I want to see susan fuck up pastry week and laugh at her with you."

Matty laughs and nods happily, flicking on the tv and pulling a blanket over the both of you, humming as you both settle into the sofa.

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Now, as far as building stuff together, I think you managed to avoid it for a good couple of years. Until you're pregnant, and it's time to build baby Healy’s nursery. 

Matty is on the floor and is flipping around the ikea booklet, trying to figure out which way is up. You're sitting on the chair behind him, trying to secretly google a YouTube tutorial despite his many protests. 

“Wait. That's part b? I thought that was part d?” You hear Matty mumble to himself, and you can't help but burst out laughing at his words. 

Matty looks at you, annoyed before whining and moving the floor to come and sit in front of you with the book in his hands. “You're a teacher. Can you teach me how to read again? Apparently, I've forgotten how.” he pouts and rests his head on your thigh, looking up at you with a mopey face. 

“Mm, im not sure I can. Why don't we just hire someone, baby? What's the point of being rich if you don't use your money to do things you don't wanna do” you say, stroking his hair and fiddling with the ringlets.

“But I wanna build it for them. For Annie, my dad built everything because I was busy freaking out every five minutes. Thought I could build something for this one” Matty explains, placing his hand on your bump.

You didn't actually need to build anything yet. You've still got almost half of your pregnancy left, so there's time. But when Matty puts his mind to something, he's doing it. 

You hum thoughtfully as Matty continues to stroke your bump, and suddenly, you feel a weird flutter you haven't felt before. You scrunch your face and look down to Matty, who is staring at your bump with wide eyes.

“Did you feel that too? It felt weird. Maybe my acid reflux is back or something” You had been having a hard time with heartburn your whole pregnancy, and assumed it was that again. But Matty sitting up and placing his ear against your stomach tells you it must be something different.

“What are you doing? Matty-” You try to figure out what your boyfriend is playing at, but Matty holds his hand up and shushes you. 

“Wait stop talking for a sec.” You pause and huff at being told not to talk, but that fluttery feeling comes again, and before you can question it, Matty pulls away from you with a gasp.

“They're kicking! That's what that feeling is. They're kicking. C'mon, feel.” Matty grabs your hand and holds it to your stomach, and soon enough, you feel a pair of tiny feet pressing against your hand.

Your jaw drops, and you look down at Matty, whose eyes are glassy. He has a massive smile on his face as he places his hand over yours, watching your bump as you both feel your baby kicking for the next 10 minutes. You are both silent apart from the odd gasp when you feel them kick again. 

Matty soon takes his hand off you and grabs the IKEA booklet again, determined to make this crib with no help. And you don't try and get him to give up this time, sitting back and watching happily as he sticks his tongue out to focus as he builds.

[mrmaybank]

Masterlist

Request are open. I write for male and GN reader and for all the fandoms below more will be added!

OBX

JJ Maybanks

��𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝓐𝓽𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽 (M!READER)

John B Routledge

Kiara Carrera

Rafe Cameron

𝓦𝓪𝓼 𝓘𝓽 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓦𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾’𝓿𝓮 𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓚𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓷 (M!READER)

Sarah Cameron

Topper Thornton

Pope Heyward

Marauders Era

Regulus Black

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Lilly Evans (Potter)

Peter Pettigrew

Barty Crouch Jr

Evan Roiser

Marlene Mckinnon

Dorcas Meadows

Pandora lovegood

PJO/HOO

Nico Di Angelo

Percy Jackson

𝓑𝓪𝓭 𝓐𝓽 𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓫𝔂𝓮𝓼 (M!READER)

Annabeth Chase

Frank Zhang

Luke Castellan

Jason Grace

Piper Mclean

Will Solace

Connor Stoll

Travis Stoll

Platonic

TMR

Newt

Minho

𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓜𝓮 (M!READER)

Gally

Thomas

Ben

Aris

platonic 

HP

Cedric Diggory

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Blaise Zabini

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Oliver Wood

platonic

TBP

Finney Blake

Vance Hopper

𝓐 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓱 𝓟𝓸𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓔𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓦𝓮𝓮𝓴 (GN!READER)

𝓙𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓜𝓾𝓬𝓱? (M!READER)

Bruce Yamada

Robin Arellano

Griffin Stagg

Billy Showalter

Buzz

Matty

Matt

platonic

DC

Jason Todd

𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓒𝓪𝓷’𝓽 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓓𝓝𝓐 (M!READER)

𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼 𝓜𝔂 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 (M!READER)

Harley Quinn

Dick Grayson

Damian Wayne

Tim Drake

Bruce Wayne

Duke Thomas

platonic

Marvel

Tony Stark

Thor

Loki

Steve Rogers

Sam Wilson

Bucky

Peter Parker

Platonic

IT

(i’ll do chap one and two)

Richie Tozier

Bill Denbrough

𝓘𝓽 𝓦𝓪𝓼 𝓢𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓵 (M!READER)

Beverly Marsh

Ben Hanscom

Eddie Kaspbrak

Stanley Uris

Mike Hanlon

Henry Bowers

𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓦𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭𝓷’𝓽 𝓓𝓸 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 (M!READER)

Patrick Hockstetter

Victor Criss

Belch Huggins

Platonic

Stranger things

Eddie Munson

Nancy Wheeler

Billy Hargrove

Steve Harrington

Mike Wheeler

Will Byers

Jonathan Byers

Lucas Sinclair

Max Mayfield

Dustin Henderson

Eleven “Jane” Hopper

Eden Bingham

Platonic

Scream

(I’ve only watched the first one i’m gonna try to watch the rest throughout the week)

Stu Matcher

Billy Loomis

Randy Meeks

Dewey Riley

Platonic

[nightmarebrigade]

A guide to hockey nicknames

It’s hockey season my friends, and as a true Canadian who’s spent the last little while glued to the WJC and watching the leafs get sniped day after day, I’ve obviously been thinking about hockey nicknames.

So naturally, I decided to create this little guide. Drop what your hockey nickname would be, I’d love to read them!

Most of the time your main nickname depends on your last name, but there are many nicknames based on first names too.

Most common nicknames based on last names are a shortened version of the name accompanied by an -Sey/ Sie, or a simple S or E

Examples:

Mitch Marner - Marns, Mitchy

Auston Matthews - Matty, Tony, Tone

Connor Bedard- Bedsey

Michael Bunting - Bunts

Alexander Kerfoot - footie

Brady Tkachuk - chucky

Brad Marchand - Marchy

Patrick Marleau - Patty

William Nylander - Willy

Last names may also be shortened and given an -Er

Examples:

Kristopher LeTang - Tanger

Joseph Woll- Woller

Brian Spencer - Spinner

Steven Stamkos - stammer

Alexander Steen - Steener

Sometimes nicknames will be a pun or a play on words related to your last name

Examples:

Jack Campbell - soupy

George Armstrong - chief

Derek Boogaard - boogie man

Francis Bouillon - the cube

Stu Grimson - grim reaper

Leo Labine - Lion

John madden - mad dog

Brad may - May Day

Mark Recchi - wrecking ball

Larry Robinson - big bird

Curtis Sanford - sandman

Rob schremp- cocktail schremp

Jason Spezza - spez-dispenser

Tim Thomas - the tank

Jesper fast - quickie

And other times a nickname can be completely unrelated to your name but has to do with something else

Examples:

Auston Matthews - Papi

Wade Belak - intimidator

Beau Bennett - sunshine

Dave Bolland - the rat, greyhound

David Williams - the tiger

Gary Unger - iron man

Christ Tierney - cobra

Scott stevens - captain crunch

Jason smith - gator

Happy hockey season and go team Canada! 🇨🇦

[slafkovskys]

Who’s doing no nut november lol

Nolan losing day two even tho he’s gone

Omg Luke ☝🏻

Ohhh or nico

i feel like the younger guys, dawson, matty knies, luke, briss

i think timmy stu would try because it sounds fun in theory but then he leaves on a roadie and is so miserable because he accidentally saw a fun little picture of you from vacation and he’s calling you like, “pls help.”

[looooooooomis]

After meeting skeet and matty I’m convinced they were not acting in Scream (minus the whole murdery thing obv) bc they are exactly like billy and stu

[smashlovesscream]

Sooooo im bored again :3:3:3:3:3:3:3

I ate so much spicy food today im going to shit myself

Im also kinda lactose intolerant and i drank milk with it.So nice😘🥰

Also im genuenly going to tweak if i see my german teacher again.Hang yourself Hajni néni.

I also doxxed some of my old classmates🫶🏼

Remove my boredness.

AHAHHAWHAHGAGHJNBVGHJK

sounds very eventful😭

hope your german teacher goes to canada (canada isnt real canada isnt real canada isnt real cananda isnt re)

if you want some boredom removed id recommend board games OR CARD GAMES

good luck, i hope you find soemthing eventful

[spookytuesdaypod]

spooky tuesday is a (now not so new!) podcast where we’re breaking down all of our favorite slashers, thrillers, monster movies and black comedies on the new scariest day of the week.

ever wonder what would happen if scream’s stu macher had a chance to grow up, go to college, and even set his sights on grad school? the curve (1998) — also known as dead man’s curve — is just the film to answer that question to predictably disastrous results. though you might not have heard of it, this movie is more than worth the watch, and it’s a film close to all of our hearts. on a new episode of spooky tuesday, we’re celebrating our boy matty lilly’s birthday by unearthing an underappreciated classic from one of horror’s favorite stars.

give spooky tuesday a listen on apple podcasts, spotify, iheart radio, or stitcher

[1000night]

Be their roommate

pairings: Sam Wilson/reader；Matt Murdock/reader

Warnings: female chubby reader, implied smut (minors don’t interaction), angst (Matt being mean and bastard)

English is not my first language.

Living with Sam is like both you start your new married life.

Discuss the colors of the walls of your bedrooms, the colors of wallpapers of the other rooms, the decorations, and household distribution. As the new Captain America, he’s busy on his missions around the world, so you take the responsibility for most of the housework.

He’s craving your touch, you still feel fluttered about his bear hug when he came home the first time after you moved in.

The smell mixed with sweat and soap hit your nose. His body was trembling, face buried into the crook of your neck. You slowly stroked his back until he calmed down, but he didn’t release you. Instead, he held you tighter, and your flesh met each other. He spread his legs so that you were trapped between his two long legs, he groaned and sighed as he shifted the weight on you.

“Welcome home, Sam.” You kissed his temple, and he smiled while he kissed your skin back.

“I’m home, Feather.”

Taking a hot bath with him is an unspoken consent for you both, there’s not about sex, only comfort, and sharing your life when the other one is not around. He’d wash your hair, and you’d embrace him, your fingers trailed the line of his back, and kneading his sore muscles.

Sometimes, lust is like the tequila in the bottle, and the innocent touch is the lighter. It’s no matter who started kissing first, when your land safely from the cloud nine, it always means you’ve already calmed down from the last high and he’s ready for another round.

His kisses poured the gasoline of the fire of lust, burning your body and soul.

His chants and groans were the only sound and the sweetest sound you’ve heard.

His touch was the strongest cage, he trapped you and protected you.

You wish his love wouldn’t be withered, nor your love wouldn’t be the water under the bridge.

It’s another dream come true. Mattew Murdock is the charming prince in your whole college age. You knew he agreed to live with you because he promised to protect you no matter what. He was in love with Elektra, and even though they were torn apart, he still miss her.

You set the three rules for yourself:

1)Keeping those unrequited feelings for yourself.

2)Being a good roommate and don’t let Matty worry about you.

3)Move out when Matty’s true love is back.

The first rule is impossible because you knew Matt already knows, but you both chose to keep that unspoken secret. So it’s not that difficult.

The second rule is easier, and results from Matt’s mama hen mode, he made you feel at home. You’d have to hold the bag while he hung the umbrella for you when it’s rainy; Cuddling with each other on the couch and listening to the soft music.

He asked you why you love to start with Scarborough Fair when it’s your turn to choose the songs. You shrugged and repeated the song again, those words you can’t say to him all hide in the lyrics:

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme

Remember me to one who lives there

He once was a true love of mine

When Electra is back, when Matt brings her to your house, you know it’s time to fulfill the third rule.

Seeing the worried and the shadow of love shining in his eyes, you aren’t fooling yourself enough to neglect that obvious evidence.

“Why did you laundry your clothes every day?” He asked when you patched his wounds.

“It’s summertime, Matt. It’d be stink if I wash them once a week.”

He snorted while his sight moved to his bedroom–Elektra now sleeps in there.

“She woke up and asked about you, Matt. She…”

He grabbed your wrist and yelled to you, “She woke up? Why didn’t you talk to me soon!?”

“I was, but you’re injured, besides she’s fallen asleep again. So I choose to…”

“You just jealous, don’t you?” His words slapped your face and shred your heart to pieces.

“...I’m not following.”

“Yeah, keep playing stupid. You thought your feelings for me is unrequited so you hold that her wake back from me. Really brilliant, little lamb.”

Frozen in his sarcasm, your eyes widened. His mocked face falls when he saw a tear drop down your cheek, the liquid trailed to the back of his hand.

“Oh shit! I’m, I’m sorry lamby. I didn’t mean that, please forgive me.” His begging didn’t make up to you, you knew each other too well.

He means it, he accuses your motivation is malicious, how dare he!

“It’s unnecessary, Matt. I know what you were trying to say and you’re too tired.”

He cursed himself while he gave you a bear hug. His warm body temperature didn’t warm your heart this time.

“Good night, lamby.”

“Good night, Matt.”

And when he back after he finished the daily patrol, only Elektra and the empty of your bedroom waiting for him.

The end

A/N: special thanks to @samwilsonsbabymama , @caplanbuckybarnes , @nptnewr. Your fics let me fall in love with them. I hope you like this👀👀

Don't worry, Matt will have a good ending in part 2😌😌💖💖

Anyway, Love you and every like or reblog all appreciated 💗💗

[teex]

Matty tkachuk doing the MOST to get draisaitls attention. Lining up against him in the face off and talking to him and then trying to put his stick into his crotch basically.

Was Brady and Timmy stu this season or last? Or both probably.

ahhhhh how could i forget?? kissing would have been less erotically charged

i want to say most of that happened the previous season? but it is Ongoing

[lcstinfantasy]

Hi, I just wanted to ask you about your canon muses. The mobile muse list link is broken…

oh shoot! thank you for letting me know it was broken. i think i went ahead and fixed it. but yeah, my canon muses are under cut

hayley james - 20 - fc: bethany joy lenz

lydia martin - 20 - fc: holland roden

lucas scott- 20 -: fc: chad michael murray 

brooke davis - 20 -  fc: sophia bush

stu matcher - 18-25 - fc: matthew lillard

tatum riley - 18- 25 - fc: rose mcgowan

Eli Hale - 18 - fc: Vince Mattis (son of derek hale and stiles stilinski)

john b routledge - 18/19- fc: chase stokes

sarah cameron - 18/19 - fc: madelyn cline

rafe cameron - 20/21 - fc: drew starkey

steve harrington - 19/20 - fc: joe keery

eddie munson - 20 - fc: joseph morgan

nancy wheeler - 18 - fc: natalia dyer

chrissy cunningham - 18 - fc: grace van dien 

robin buckley - 18 - fc: maya hawke

joyce byers - 44 - fc: winona ryder

max mayfield - 15/16 - sadie sink

Carol Perkins - 18/19 - fc: talia ryder

jonathan byers - 18 - charlie heaton

tara carpenter - 19 - jenna ortega

sara carpenter - 25/26 - melissa barrera

ethan landry - 19 - jack champion

quinn bailey -19 - liana liberato

dom torretto -verse dependent - vin diesel

jokob torretto - verse dependent - john cena, young fc: finn cole

taylor kewel - 18 - rain spencer

billy loomis - verse dependent - skeet ulrich

taylor jewel - 18 - fc: rain spencer