#maybe chris jeff and andrew

[iamearthy]

the first pony i've drawn in eons... Alex as a pony :)

[bambamramfan]

What If They Win

Too much has been written about the horse race of this election, but not nearly enough analysis about how either administration will govern. There's some fearmongering about Project 2025 or courtpacking, but that's propaganda not actual predictions.

(FWIW, I think Trump has this race in the bag, but can understand people who still hope think this is a coin flip.)

If Harris Wins...

Harris has held together a remarkable coalition of people against Trump. Mainstream Democratic politicians, YIMBY pundit technocrats, far lefters holding their nose, and Republican neoconservatives. This is no criticism, it's pretty impressive how they are coming together to defeat a common enemy, and I really really would like them to win.

But what happens to a coalition defined by a common enemy, after they win? Let's assume the best case scenario and she gets a Democratic Senate who confirms her cabinet and some SCOTUS judges.

Who supports Harris in the press, or is vote-corraling for her in Congress? Not those Republicans who hope to turn a page on the Trump era. Not a far left who has decided to hate her as a centrist sell out. Not moderate dems who will run away from any hint of weakness. Maybe a few of those YIMBY pundits who hope she's actually committed to more houses and nuclear power. But that's no political hyperpower.

What would her first major bill be? Who would support it? It will be just one scandal plagued administration with little support from any quarter that makes its ground breaking "first" for subaltern identities a disappointing token. The David Dinkens of the White House.

I predict that President Harris would have the lowest approval rating in her first year of any President we have polling for. It's gonna be brutal, and an easy 2028 win for Republicans (who hopefully won't be running 82 year old Trump.)

If Trump Wins...

This is the interesting one. I've heard a lot of people say that a second Trump term will be even worse than the first because he's fully unleased now and no one can stop him from doing what he really wants. And I think this is partly true.

I just don't think what he wants is "Republican authoritarian rule." Sure, he will probably let the Fed Society still pick the judges (which he never cared about besides thinking they should be loyal to him) and there will almost certainly be a tax cut/extension. But besides that?

In the first Trump term, he had VP Pence, Jeff Sessions as AG, governors like Chris Christie, and three establishment figures at State, Defense, and Treasury making a pact that if Trump fires one they all resign. It was an actual coalition of Republicans and Trumpists who need each other. Even Jared Kushner was pretty establishment friendly (he's the one who approved Pence.)

Jared and Ivanka are gone now, replaced by Eric and Donjr. The VP is a Thiel-acolyte who isn't anti-Republican but sure is "from the blogs." And the endorsers Trump touts are RFK Jr, Tulsi Gabbard, Elon Musk (while more and more mod Republicans endorse Harris.)

This isn't a Trump face over a body of Republicans - this is a Trump leader over all the fringe outsiders of American weirdo culture. I think Trump *actually does* want to appoint RFK to Secretary of Health, and indulge in every conspiracy, organic hippie, crunchy nonsense - which actually has a lot of believers across the country, but extremely little following in DC itself.

I think this will be hilarious beyond our wildest dreams of entertainment. It will not be a functional fascism - it will be closer to Jill Stein and Richard Branson and Andrew Tate. He'll try to pass laws that every kid in America needs to eat healthy and also work in a McDonalds.

[disco-cola]

Ok I don’t know anybody in real life I can share this with but I need to drop the music lore that’s taking up all space in my brain SOMEWHERE so here I go it’s a sad story but I still love the full circle moment of learning that when andrew wood, who was the singer of early seattle grunge pioneers malfunkshun and mother love bone, died of an OD in spring 1990, his roommate was real upset and wrote two songs about him. that roommate was no other than chris cornell, who felt that the songs weren‘t really right to use for his band soundgarden though. yet he still didn‘t wanna discard them, so together with the drummer of soundgarden (matt cameron) plus the remaining guitarist and bassist (stone gossard and jeff ament) of mother love bone, they all decided to pay hommage to their lost friend and bandmate and just record those songs which then turned into a whole project which they eventually called temple of the dog. also stone gossard, the former guitarist, then reconnected with a childhood friend named mike mccready, who also was a guitarist, and invited him to join a new band he was planning on forming, which stones‘ former bandmate and bassist jeff also eventually joined. they produced a demo tape to hand out to find a potential singer and drummer, and one of those demo tapes happened to get into the hands of jack irons (who used to drum in the red hot chili peppers until 1988). the invitation to audition was originally for him but jack passed and instead handed the demo tape to a friend named eddie who liked the music and immediately became inspired to write lyrics to it, made a demo, sent it back to seattle - and shortly after became the lead singer. in the meantime they had also found a drummer and the lineup was complete. they eventually decided on pearl jam as their bandname. also alice in chain‘s jerry cantrell was a close friend of andrew wood and wrote a song about him which they released on their 1992 album, and it‘s fucking WOULD? And it doesn‘t stop there, because as I learned today, another song that I have loved a lot for a long time was actually written about Andrew, and it‘s Far Behind by Candlebox?! The lead singer kevin martin was a huge fan and friend of Andrew and his death affected him so much it resulted in the lyrics to that song. Initially, the lyrics in the first verse adressed him directly, saying „Andy, didn‘t mean to treat you oh so bad“ and „Andy, some would say your life was sad“ but the band then decided to change „Andy“ to „maybe“ instead when it was recorded.

So yeah even in death Andrew Wood was literally a huge catalyst and the 90s Seattle grunge would not be what we know it was today if it wasn‘t for him. If you haven‘t heard about him yet, Go listen to MALFUNKSHUN and MOTHER LOVE BONE right now!!

That‘s it for today my fellow music lovers

[docrotten]

BLUE MONKEY (1987) – Episode 277 – Decades of Horror 1980s

“I wonder if we’ll find anything down here? I bet we’re going to find a big blue monkey.” Or maybe you won’t. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, Jeff Mohr, and guest Ralph Miller III – as they do their best to find the blue monkey in Blue Monkey (1987). It’s Canadian horror, ay.

Decades of Horror 1980s Episode 277 – Blue Monkey (1987)

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Synopsis: Detective Jim Bishop and Dr. Rachel Carson must find a way to stop a giant monstrous insect before it procreates and spreads a deadly infection it’s carrying. Meanwhile, it’s eating people in Dr. Carson’s quarantined hospital.

Directed by: William Fruet

Writing Credits: George Goldsmith (written by); Chris Koseluk (story editor)

Executive Producers: Sandy Howard, Tom Fox, Michael Masciarelli

Special Effects by: Steve Neill (creature maker: Sirius Effects (uncredited) / creature supervisor: Sirius Effects (uncredited))

Selected Cast:

Ivan E. Roth as The Creature

Steve Railsback as Detective Jim Bishop

Gwynyth Walsh as Dr. Rachel Carson

Don Lake as Elliot Jacobs

Helen Hughes as Marwella Harbison

Sandy Webster as Fred Adams

Susan Anspach as Dr. Judith Glass

Bill Lake as Paramedic

Peter Van Wart as Oscar Willets

Don Ritchie as Orderly #1

Stuart Stone as Joey

Marsha Moreau as Marcy

Nathan Adamson as Tyrone

Sarah Polley as Ellen

Joy Coghill as Dede Wilkens

Cynthia Belliveau as Alice Bradley

John Vernon as Roger Levering

Philip Akin as Anthony Rivers (as Phillip Akin)

Laura Dickson as Desk Nurse #1

Robin Duke as Sandra Baker

Joe Flaherty as George Baker

Jane Dingle as Desk Nurse #2

Dan Lett as Ted Andrews

Michael J. Reynolds as Albert Hooper

Michael Caruana as Technician

Gina Wilkinson as Nurse Michelle

David Clement as Surgeon

Ursula Balzer as O.R. Nurse

Les Rubie as Rollo Jordan

Reg Dreger as Policeman

Karen Scanlan as ISO. Nurse

Ralph Small as Security Guard

Harry Booker as Bill Clemmins

Jo Bates as Lobby Nurse (as Jo Anne Bates)

Walker Boone as Johnson

Rob Wilton as Orderly #2 (as Robert Wilton)

Alan Rosenthal as Dr. Steinberg (as Allan Rosenthal)

Ken Quinn as Patient

The 80s Grue-Crew and guest Ralph Miller III take a trip to a hospital in Canada to diagnose Blue Monkey (1987). This one features the beginnings of an epidemic, some ludicrous laser shenanigans, an extraordinary amount of green goo, and a freaky larva that magically metamorphoses (we think) into a giant insect that begins killing patients in the now quarantined hospital. All of this is accomplished with some generally good effects work and an abundance of pseudo-sciencing. Steven Railsback, Gwynyth Walsh, Don Lake, Susan Anspach, and John Vernon jump into the fray, accompanied by Marwella and Dede, a pair of golden girls getting drunk in the background, and Robin Dukes and Joe Flaherty having their first baby. Ah, yes. Canadian horror has such a unique flavor. As you can tell, there’s plenty of material for our talkabout… even though there’s no actual blue monkey.

At the time of this writing, Blue Monkey (1987) is available to stream from Tubi and multiple PPV sources. 

Every two weeks, Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror 1980s podcast will cover another horror film from the 1980s. The next episode’s film, chosen by Jeff, will be Angel (1984), starring… wait for it… Rory Calhoun! Joining him are Donna Wilkes, Cliff Gorman, Dick Shawn, Susan Tyrrell, and John Diehl, all cavorting on the strip. Unfortunately, there’s a serial killer on the prowl.

Please let them know how they’re doing! They want to hear from you – the coolest, grooviest fans – so leave them a message or comment on the Gruesome Magazine Youtube channel, on the Gruesome Magazine website, or email the Decades of Horror 1980s podcast hosts at feedback@gruesomemagazine.com.

Check out this episode!

[allthingsjeff]

Jeff does make it difficult to tell when he's lying or being honest. I'll say this, I do believe him when said he hasn't been with anyone since verica. After it ended he went downhill, the blowup with Andrew schulz, the snapchat rant, then suffered those seizures in the summer. Now recovering from the surgery and dealing with the insecurities. I believe that he's been a recluse lately. But the live show tour coming is going to be curious when fans write their reviews and maybe spill some tea

Jeff lies so intentionally. He knows he has got skeletons in his closet. He will take any chance to take control of the narrative and lie so people hear what he wants them to hear, not the actual truth. I don't believe all the white lies he tells people are all a bit for the cameras and just funny content.

Yh, after using Verica and sleeping with her he probably was just in peoples Dm's because so much was going on. He wasn't with mike going on all these content vacations after Dubai so there is less of a chance to meet a 20 year old to hook up with.

One thing I will say about Andrew Schulz is that I think Jeff started the beef when Jeff did a podcast with Chris Distefano and made a comment on Andrew charging his audience for content and then just releasing it online. Jeff made fun of Andrew AFTER Andrew invited Logan, Mike & Jeff to his comedy show. There was no snide comments before Jeff said what he did to Chris Distefano. Jeff and Andrew were acquaintances and had each others numbers. Chris is a NY comedian and probably shares some audience with Andrew. So Andrew obviously heard and then made the comment as a rebuttal on his Patreon about jeff's eye.

Jeff was offended by Andrews Patreon comments when he was the one saying something offensive first. I'm probably on my own with this opinion, but that's my interpretation. Why would Andrew start something randomly when he doesn't know Jeff like that, he didn't need clout. There has to be a reason or valid response to his comments - which was what Jeff started with Chris.

[storiesforallfandoms]

Masterlist!

Here’s the masterlist of all my imagines and preferences! Imagines marked as * are smutty imagines! Imagines marked as ` are requests!

IMAGINES

CRIMINAL MINDS the runner ~ aaron hotchner` punishment ~ aaron hotchner`

LUCIFER make you a believer ~ ella lopez silence ~ lucifer morningstar

HEMLOCK GROVE get away ~ roman godfrey (part one) midnight drive ~ roman godfrey (part two)

AMERICAN HORROR STORY freak ~ xavier plympton (part one) protecting you ~ xavier plympton (part two)` a surprise by the lake ~ xavier Plympton` taken care of ~ michael langdon don’t worry ~ michael langdon` loopholes ~ michael langdon*` change in plans ~ michael langdon` revenge ~ montana duke

RIVERDALE grief ~ archie andrews the new queen ~ fp jones (part one) seducing the queen ~ fp jones (part two) the list ~ jason blossom something more than just points ~ jason blossom’ no one will hurt you` ~ sweet pea

THE BODYGUARD new assignment ~ david budd (part one) nightmares ~ david budd (part two) the photoshoot ~ david budd (part three) take away and beer ~ david budd (part four) art ~ david budd (part five) threats ~ david budd (part six) getting her things ~ david budd (part seven)

PEAKY BLINDERS not part of the deal ~ thomas shelby private ceremony ~ thomas shelby superstar ~ thomas shelby` too good ~ thomas shelby` can’t lose you ~ thomas shelby crossfire ~ john shelby an accidental addition ~ thomas shelby family ~ shelby family the enemy’s sister ~ thomas shelby (part one)` a dangerous love affair ~ alfie solomons a woman leader ~ john shelby disapprove ~ thomas shelby (part two) no one’s whore ~ thomas shelby* daddy’s girl ~ thomas shelby take a break ~ thomas shelby

THE WITCHER dance partner ~ geralt of rivia (part one) company ~ geralt of rivia (part two)* stay the night ~ geralt of rivia*` some sort of miracle ~ geralt of rivia same problem ~ yennefer of vengerberg my lady ~ geralt of rivia*` imperfections ~ geralt of rivia`

DOCTOR WHO always loved you ~ thirteen

GAME OF THRONES betrothed ~ robb stark (part one) riding alone ~ robb stark (part two)

Z NATION facing it alone ~ 10k’ let me go ~ 10k what are we gonna do? ~ 10k

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY love and drugs ~ klaus hargreeves the horror~ ben hargreeves’ no one helps but you ~ klaus hargreeves` and they were roommates ~ klaus hargreeves` lock the door ~ ben hargreeves*`

VICTORIOUS a little too good at acting ~ beck oliver faint ~ beck oliver`

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES living dead ~ damon salvatore eternity ~ damon salvatore*`

HANNIBAL are you going to hurt me? ~ hannibal lecter his type ~ hannibal lecter

BARRY what they do in the movies ~ barry berkman

BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY i have no one ~ freddie mercury

K-12 don’t send me home ~ leo` jealousy ~ angelita`

BREAKING BAD/EL CAMINO hideaway ~ jesse pinkman* project partner ~ jesse pinkman

DCEU the new intern ~ clark kent rescue mission ~ harley quinn man’s world ~ harley quinn

SCREAM scary movies ~ billy loomis talk me down ~ stu macher`

HARRY POTTER tutor ~ draco malfoy stood up ~ draco malfoy

MCU see you again ~ loki my hero ~ mysterio delivery boy ~ peter parker locked up ~ clint barton`

KINGSMAN not a damn damsel ~ eggsy

A QUIET PLACE keep quiet ~ emmett no time for love ~ emmett’

MIDSOMMAR get out of here ~ mark` may queen ~ mark` little sister ~ mark*` secret thrills ~ mark*` don’t go ~ mark’ sacred ~ mark’ seven minutes in heaven ~ mark*` friendship necklace ~ mark` it meant nothing ~ mark` awful ~ dani ardor` something’s wrong ~ mark` whoops ~ mark` enemies to lovers ~ mark`

1917 not the same ~ will schofield

DIVERGENT recruit ~ eric coulter’ rookie ~ eric coulter (part two) don’t belong ~ eric coulter`

8 MILE embarrassed ~ jimmy smith jr.

TWILIGHT soulmates ~ paul lahote`

THE DIRT glorified groupie ~ tommy lee maybe i should ~ tommy lee` be like daddy ~ nikki sixx` normal family christmas ~ nikki sixx`

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID done pretending ~ rodrick heffley the girl next door ~ rodrick heffley`

IT: CHAPTER TWO picking up the kids ~ richie tozier

LES MIS for the revolution ~ enjolras

CHRIS EVANS set ups

BEN HARDY doing him proud

MACHINE GUN KELLY not so bad (part one) remember me` secret meeting (part two) surprise` awkward family dinner (part three) staying the night (part four) out on the town (part five) a very special meeting (part six) feeling used` christmas in cleveland (part seven) lady killer*` we’ll be okay (part eight) the one` getting caught* sweet revenge` get off my girl` can’t do it anymore seeing it all` hear your voice*` do you love me?` one and only (part nine) photographs` why are you here?` happiest i've been` trying` i believe` welcome home*` killshot (part ten) i think i’m okay` it’s not over (part eleven) mistake` drunk fun (w/yungblud)*` reunited (part two of photograph)` bad girl*` fixed` meeting the family (part twelve) good enough` the question (part thirteen) kissing lessons` the wedding (part fourteen) too rough*` teach me` sneaking you out` red carpet` on beat` what if i can’t` role reversal*` massage*` secrets` celebrating*` almost caught` back off*` first time*` trying something new*` missing` not yours` hurting mommy` sweet disaster` loved you first` running lines’

DANIEL WEBBER nothing happened` misunderstanding` advice` loving father` beach day`

TARON EGERTON take me to the pilot*

RICHARD MADDEN lost`

YUNGBLUD not a rebound (part one) a great team` no hope (au)` cuffed, literally (part two)` sick baby` coming home` kisses` drunk fun*` (w/machine gun kelly) lessons` struggling` father to be` coachella` the song’ front row` love you as you are’ cliche`

HARRY STYLES saved (au part one) always a winner` exploring eroda (au part two) picnic (au part three) awkward

KENDALL SCHMIT just us`

CODY FERN distance`

ANDREW SIWICKI secret first date a regular guy` beautiful to me wear my hoodie`

DAVID DOBRIK only yours science experiment bon appetit`

DYLAN GARDNER surprise date`

JEFF WITTEK busy my oh my! passing the time* in trouble a fun game six feet apart you won’t be able to`

EMINEM surprise performance age gap’ private` chains`

ROOK pretty picture` love on tour` protective` toxic love` why are you like this?’ keep it down*` taking care` sick` you’re cute when you’re jealous`*

CILLIAN MURPHY proud`

GEORGE MACKAY medic (au)’

ARIANA GRANDE done with boys

SCOTTY SIRE stuck together

SEBASTIAN STAN the boss’ girl (au)

G-EAZY unimaginable pain` bad reputation` hate*` i do`

CORPSE proposition (part one) caught feelings (part two) actually excited

ZAC EFRON fatherhood`

HENRY CAVILL you deserve better`

AARON TVEIT i thought it’d be happy` a baby next christmas

PREFERENCES

tiktok trends that they participate in with you ~ the vlog squad who walks in on the two of you ~ the umbrella academy

[wellhalesbells]

✨✨ TOP FIVES FOR 2020 ✨✨

2020 was, i think we can all agree, a massively chaotic year but i have never consumed as much media before in my life, so i thought others might benefit from my slothery uh, connoisseur.... ship?  yes, that.  below are the books, comics, shows, and movies that got me through!

B O O K S .

the starless sea, by erin morgenstern - i loooove this book because it loves me back.  it says: ‘oh, you’re a reader, well i have just the thing for you.’  it luxuriates in language and story and riddles and fairy tales and it feels like an entire library in a single tome.

they never learn, by layne fargo - oh fuuuuuck, this was satisfying.  i thought it might feel a little exploitative as it is very aware of the zeitgeist and likely would not exist without the #metoo movement but it never ever did.  this was a fucking ROMP, period.  reading about a woman getting away with murdering skeezy guy after rapey guy after shitty human just made me happier and happier.

moonflower murders, by anthony horowitz - this is the second in the susan ryeland series (and the first was hardcore good fun too) and really feels very classic mystery with the artful twist of catering to the literary community.  mainly because: susan isn’t a detective, she’s an editor and she gets drafted in this time because the clue to what happened to a missing woman is in a book she edited, if she can find it.  both of the books in this series have such an excellent coming together moment that is rare af to find.

the invisible life of addie larue, by v.e. schwab - the writing in this is just so good.  it has that feel to me where i just want to drop the book and open up my own page and let my fingers fly.  it’s that inspiring kind of writing that reminds you of all the things language can do.

crown of feathers/heart of flames, by nicki pau preto - aaahhh, this series is SO FREAKING GOOD!  why is there not more of a fandom for it, why???? it is so many of my favorite tropes all resting perfectly together to the point where you almost forget they’re tropes because they just so naturally evolved there.  ugh, it’s just.... it’s so heart-bursty good.

.... number 5, part 2?  raybearer, by jordan ifueko - this was just so original and i was invested af.  like, what a brilliant idea though and an even better execution??  i loved every character and am so looking forward to the next in the series so i can get to know them even better!!

honorable mentions (sh*t i still liked a whole heckuva lot): you/hidden bodies, by caroline kepnes // writers & lovers, by lily king // i’ll be gone in the dark, by michelle mcnamara // the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home, by joseph fink & jeffrey cranor // girl, serpent, thorn, by melissa bashardoust // a little life, by hanya yanagihara // the guinevere deception, by kiersten white // obsidio (and the entire illuminae series), by amie kaufman & jay kristoff // the bone houses, by emily lloyd-jones // house of salt and sorrows, by erin a. craig // we hunt the flame, by hafsah faizal // savage legion, by matt wallace // blacktop wasteland, by s.a. cosby // crier’s war, by nina varela // the empress of salt and fortune/when the tiger came down the mountain, by nghi vo // upright women wanted, by sarah gailey // the monster of elendhaven, by jennifer giesbrecht // a deadly education, by naomi novik // you let me in, by camilla bruce // when you ask me where i’m going, by jasmin kaur // the lights go out in lychford/last stand in lychford (and the entire lychford series), by paul cornell // the devil and the dark water, by stuart turton // serpent & dove, by shelby mahurin // one by one, by ruth ware // ruthless gods (this was SUCH an upshot from the first book - it’s worth sticking with if you’re on the fence), by emily a. duncan // cemetery boys, by aiden thomas // the inheritance games, by jennifer lynn barnes // the fortunate ones (2021 release), by ed tarkington

C O M I C S .

cosmoknights, by hannah templer - the art was gorgeous, the gayness was glorious, and just.... hot HOOOOOOOOT lady knights in space?!  a princess winning her own hand?  find something not to love in there, i dare you.

don’t go without me, by rosemary valero-o’connell - wow. wow wow wow wow wow.  the writing was stunning, so lyrical and atmospheric and deep, and rosemary has to be one of my favorite artists but even that managed to come as a beautiful surprise because it was just so freaking bold.

through the woods, by emily carroll - i loooove emily carroll, the convergence of spine-tingling horror and art that feeds into it, that is both visually and aesthetically pleasing, is hard to beat!  p.s. i also read beneath the dead oak tree from her this year and it was also a BANGER.

the impending blindness of billie scott, by zoe thorogood - zoe is someone that i just want to follow.  she’s just starting and i want to be there for every single step.  i love her art style and her ability to tell a story with it.

above the clouds, by melissa pagluica - this was so unique, and such a baller concept, as nearly half the entire book is conveyed only through the art and yet you’re never once lost, never once confused as to what any character is thinking or feeling.  it’s a story within a story and only one of those gets words though they both are chock full of emotion!

um.... number 5, part 2? crowded, by christopher sebela - everything about this series is fun af.  crowd-funded assassination and a hirable bodyguard who’s rated like an uber driver???  and the chemistry between the two mains is so great and gay!!

honorable mentions: monster and the beast, by renji // long exposure, by kam ‘mars’ heyward // fence, by c.s. pacat // invisible kingdom, by g. willow wilson // ms. marvel, by g. willow wilson // heathen, by natasha alterici // not drunk enough, by tess stone // giant days, by john allison // die, by kieron gillen // be prepared, by vera brosgol // ascender (sequel to descender, which is also great), by jeff lemire // the unbeatable squirrel girl, by ryan north // bang! bang! boom!, by melanie schoen // gideon falls, by jeff lemire // life of melody, by mari costa // cry wolf girl, by ariel slamet ries // the tea dragon society, by katie o’neill // ptsd, by guillaume singelin // heartstopper, by alice oseman // solutions and other problems, by allie brosh // finding home, by hari conner // the magic fish, by trung le nguyen // something is killing the children, by james tynion iv // the weight of them, by noelle stevenson // spill zone, by scott westerfeld // skyward, by joe henderson // miles morales, by saladin ahmed

F I L M S.

parasite, dir. bong joon ho - oh it was satisfying, oh it was suspenseful, oh i had to watch some of it through my fingers but i loooooooved it.  such a good story and so well made.

knives out, dir. rian johnson - okay, everything about this movie was amazing.  every single character was fun as hell and i could’ve watched an entire movie about each of them.  what a great fucking mystery!

blindspotting, dir. carlos lopez estrada -  this made my heart hurt so damn much.  what glorious writing, acting, and story!

portrait of a lady on fire, dir. celine sciamma - gooooorgeous cinematography, amazing chemistry, and such a soft, atmospheric film.

the farewell, dir. lulu wang - i cried and my heart felt so full and i love it so so much.

um.... number 5, part 2? someone great, dir. jennifer kaytin robinson - no part of me expected to love a netflix movie this much but it’s a love story that doesn’t get told that often??  the end of a relationship and the true love of friendship and i love these girls and i love jenny and nate’s broken relationship.

honorable mentions: eighth grade, dir. bo burnham // booksmart, dir. olivia wilde // midsommar, dir. ari aster // the curse of la llorona, dir. michael chaves // the secret life of pets 2, dirs. chris renaud & jonathan del val // jojo rabbit, dir. taika waititi // the invisible man, dir. leigh whannell // the favourite, dir. yorgos lanthimos // can you ever forgive me?, dir. marielle heller // troop zero, dirs. bert & bertie // ready or not, dirs. matt bettinelli-olpin & tyler gillett // brave, dirs. mark andrews & brenda chapman & steve purcell // the half of it, dir. alice wu // palm springs, dir. max barbakow // doctor sleep, dir. mike flanaghan // uncut gems, dirs. benny sadfie & josh sadfie // birds of prey, dir. cathy van // bloodshot, dir. dave wilson // the old guard, dir. gina prince-bythewood // enola holmes, dir. harry bradbeer // hocus pocus, dir. kenny ortega // always be my maybe, dir. nahnatchka khan // finding dory, dirs. andrew stanton & angus maclane // die hard, dir. john mctiernan

S H O W S .

black sails (2014) - this show, this shooooooooow.  i cannot, it just makes me want to cry with how good it is.  the characters, the EMOTIONS, the story, the plaaaaaan.  like, the creators clearly had a plan for every single step of this show and it was a gOOD, GOOD PLAN.

the untamed (2019) - truly, cheesy good fun with one of the best gay romances ever.  i love these characters and their relationships to each other and the way it glories in its own ridiculousness.

the righteous gemstones (2019) - one of the things that bothered me about my next choice (the ratio of female to male nudity) was so much more realistic in this one (i mean, we’ve all gotten five thousand dick pics and i know like three people?  so the fact that there is so rarely male nudity in shows when there are tits everywhere..... no, how does that even make a tiny bit of sense?).  this show was such great, wonderful, awful fun.  they’re not great people and the show is under no delusion about that and it’s GLORIOUS!

the witcher (2019) - this was just hella fun, i loved the characters and the fantasy elements.  i’m excited for the next season, it’s just entertaining swashbuckling through and through!

fargo (2014) - all of this was really very enjoyable with the through line being somebody fucks shit up and gets involved in something they really shouldn’t be involved in that’s going to swallow them whole.  season one and season three were my stand-out favorites but they were all so violent, clever, and vicious!

um.... number 5, part 2? central park (2020) - um..... so many of the hamilton actors in a muscial cartoon drawn and written by the bob’s burgers team? WHAT ABOUT THAT DOESN’T SOUND AMAZING?!  it was such a joy to hear daveed diggs and leslie odom jr.’s voices again!!

honorable mentions: schitt’s creek // the mandalorian // mr. robot // broadchurch // mindhunter // jack ryan // the good place // the end of the f***ing world // big little lies // elite // kidding // servant // letterkenny // curb your enthusiasm // i am not okay with this // ozark // buzzfeed unsolved: true crime/supernatural // you // runaways // dear white people // dickinson // brooklyn nine-nine // will & grace // 9-1-1 // dead to me // solar opposites // never have i ever // killing eve // what we do in the shadows // grace and frankie // avenue 5 // roswell, new mexico // the bold type // evil // tuca & bertie // impulse // the umbrella academy // watchmen // infinity train // corporate // search party // on becoming a god in central florida // a.p. bio // criminal: uk // the morning show // mythic quest // last week tonight // prodigal son // the great

[crowdvscritic]

round up // MARCH + APRIL 21

March and April were a whirlwind of vaccines and awards shows! A full year after we starting staying at home, the end of this weird chapter in recent history seems like it might finally be coming to a close, and this pop culture awards season—typically a time full of fun and glamour—captured our moment weirdly well. (Emphasis on the weird.) This month’s recommendations is filled with more Critic Picks than usual, so without further delay, let’s dive right in...

March + April Crowd-Pleasers

Double Feature — 2018 Action Thrillers: Bad Times at the El Royale + Den of Thieves

In Bad Times at the El Royale (Crowd: 9/10, // Critic: 8/10), Jeff Bridges, Cynthia Erivo, Jon Hamm, Chris Hemsworth, and Dakota Johnson are staying at a motel on the California-Nevada state line full of money, murder, and mystery. In Den of Thieves (Crowd: 9/10 // Critic: 6.5/10), Gerard Butler takes on some of the best bank robbers in the world. Whether you like your action with a dose of mystery or the thrills of plot twists, these will fit the bill.

Double Feature — ‘80s Comedies: Caddyshack (1980) + Splash (1984)

In the mood for pure silliness? Take your pick between a mermaid and a gopher! Five years before The Little Mermaid, Tom Hanks fell for Daryl Hannah’s blonde hair and scaly tail, and John Candy was his goofy brother in Splash (Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 7/10). And four years before Ghostbusters, Bill Murray was the goof on a golf course full of funny people like Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, and Ted Knight in Caddyshack (Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 6.5/10).

Double Feature — 1980s Coming-of-Age Films Starring Corey Feldman, Kiefer Sutherland, and Challenging Brother Relationships That Influenced Stranger Things: Stand by Me (1986) + The Lost Boys (1987)

Believe it or not, I had no idea these two ‘80s classics had so much in common when I chose to watch them back-to-back. In Rob Reiner’s adaptation of Stephen King’s Stand by Me (Crowd: 9/10 // Critic: 9/10), four kids (Feldman, Jerry O’Connell, River Phoenix, and Wil Wheaton) are following train tracks to find a missing body. In The Lost Boys (Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 7/10), Corey Haim and Jason Patric move to a small California town and discover it’s full of ‘80s movie star cameos and…vampires? One is a thoughtful coming-of-age story and one is just bonkers, but both are a great time.

Spaceman by Nick Jonas (2021)

My love for the Jonas Brothers is well-documented, so instead of going down the rabbit hole I started digging at 15, I’ll talk about how Nick Jonas’s latest solo album will likely appeal to a wider audience than just the fans of the brothers’ bombastic pop records. It’s full of catchy tunes you’ll play on repeat and an R&B-influenced album experience about the loneliness we’ve experienced in the last year and how we try to make long-term relationships work.

Ted Lasso (2020- )

I love stories about nice people crushing cruelty and cynicism with relentless kindness, and Ted Lasso (Jason Sudeikis) is the warmest, most dedicated leader this side of Leslie Knope. Be sure to catch up on these witty and sweet 10 episodes before season 2 drops later this summer.

Double Feature — Tony Scott Action Flicks: Enemy of the State (1998) + The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009)

Tony Scott’s movies have got explosions and excitement in spades. I love a good man-on-the-run movie, and in Enemy of the State (Crowd: 9/10 // Critic: 8/10), Will Smith is running through the streets of D.C. after getting evidence of a politician’s (Jon Voight) part in a murder. I also love a tense story set in a confined space, which is what Denzel Washington is dealing with in The Taking of Pelham 123 (Crowd: 9.5/10 // Critic: 7/10) after a hammy John Travolta takes a New York subway train hostage.

Double Feature — Baseball Movies: The Natural (1984) + Trouble With the Curve (2012)

Sue me—I love baseball movies. Robert Redford plays a fictional all-time great in the early days of the MLB in The Natural (Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 9/10), and Clint Eastwood plays a fictional all-time great scout in his late career in Trouble With the Curve (Crowd: 8/10 // Critic: 7.5/10). If you love baseball or actors like Amy Adams, Glenn Close, Robert Duvall, and Justin Timberlake, these movies are just right here waiting for you.

Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American (2021)

Sue me—I enjoy Netflix standup comedy specials that are safe enough to watch with your whole family. That’s exactly the crowd I laughed with over Easter weekend, and while the trailer captures Bargatze’s relaxed vibe, it doesn’t capture how funny he really is.

The Mighty Ducks (1992)

I thought somewhere in my childhood I’d seen at least one of The Mighty Ducks movies, but after watching all three, I think my memories must’ve come from previews on the VHS tapes for other Disney movies I watched over and over again. The original still holds up as an grown-ups, which is why even my parents got sucked in to this family movie while just passing through the living room. Bonus for ‘80s movies lovers: Emilio Estevez is basically continuing Andrew Clark’s story from The Breakfast Club as an adult. Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 6.5/10

Double Feature — New, Dumb Action on Streaming: Godzilla vs. Kong + Thunder Force (2021)

If you want something intelligent, go ahead and skip to the next recommendation, but if you’re looking for something stupid fun, these are ready for you on HBO Max and Netflix. Thunder Force (Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 6/10) follows Melissa McCarthy and Octavia Spencer as they train to become superheroes who take on superhuman sociopaths wreaking havoc on Chicago, and alongside Jason Bateman, they do it with a lot of laughs. Godzilla vs. Kong (Crowd: 9.5/10 // Critic: 5/10) is, um, exactly what it sounds like, so I’ll skip a plot summary and just say it’s exactly what you want from this kind of movie. #TeamKong

3:10 to Yuma (2007)

All you need to know is Russell Crowe is an outlaw, and Christian Bale is the guy who’s got to get him on the train to prison. I also watched the 1957 version, which is also a solid watch if you love classic Westerns. Crowd: 9/10 // Critic: 8/10

Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)

Marvel’s newest series isn’t nearly as inventive as WandaVision, and it may not land every beat, but it’s worth a watch for the fun new gadgets, Sebastian Stan’s dry joke delivery, and its exploration into themes of what makes a hero and what governments owe their citizens. It’s a pretty satisfying entry in the MCU canon, but I’d also recommend re-watching Captain America: Winter Soldier and Civil War—the canon is getting expansive, and it’s getting trickier every year to keep up with all the backstory.

March + April Critic Picks

Best of 2020 Picks

As per usual, the months leading up to the Oscars becomes a binge period for potential Oscar nominees. In March and April, I watched many of the films that made my Top 20 of 2020, including Boys State, The Father, Judas and the Black Messiah, Let Them All Talk, Minari, Nomadland, On the Rocks, One Night in Miami…, Promising Young Woman, Soul, and Sound of Metal. You can read how I ranked them on my list for ZekeFilm, plus reviews of The Father, Minari, Promising Young Woman, and Soul.

Bonus: If you loved On the Rocks, don’t miss this feature and beautiful photography starring Sofia Coppola, Kirsten Dunst, Elle Fanning, and Rashida Jones for W Magazine. 

Stranger Than Fiction (2006)

What would you do if you started hearing a voice who narrated your every thought and move? If you’re Will Ferrell, you’ll seek out a literary professor (Dustin Hoffman), fall in love (with Maggie Gyllenhaal), and track down the voice (Emma Thompson) who’s making ominous predictions about your future. Stranger Than Fiction is funny thought-provoking, and an unusual but welcome role for Ferrell. Crowd: 9.5/10 // Critic: 9/10

All the Royal Family News

Speaking of stranger than fiction, it’s been a busy few months for the Royal Family. We’ve celebrated 95th birthday of Queen Elizabeth, the 3rd birthday of Prince Louis, and the 10th anniversary of Will and Kate’s marriage. We also lost Prince Philip, and we watched the drama of Harry and Meaghan’s interview with Oprah. No matter what happens to their Crown, I don’t think we’ll ever get over our fascination with the Windsor family. A few pieces worth reading from the last few months:

“In Meghan and Harry’s Interview, Two TV Worlds Collided,” Vulture.com

“The Queen’s Man: Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Dies,” TIME.com

“Obituary: HRH The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh,” BBC.com

Goodfellas (1990)

One of my film opinions that makes me feel like a phony is that Martin Scorsese just isn’t my cup of tea. He’s brilliant, but his films tend to be long and dark, two qualities that are never my first choice…and somehow Goodfellas still worked for me? Maybe it was the TV edit graciously toning down the violence or maybe it was that Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci were firing on all cylinders, but for some reason this ‘90s classic didn’t suck the joy out of my evening like Scorsese often does. (Bonus: For a Martin Scorsese/Robert De Niro I don’t really recommend, head to the last section of this Round Up.)

Fearless (Taylor’s Version) (2021)

Her voice has only matured, so Taylor Swift revisiting her old albums is like upgrading a blast to the past. Plus, the six new tracks make me feel like 15 crushing on that boy in Spanish class again, and her Grammys performance (just before her third Album of the Year win) was magical and folklore-tastic.

Double Feature — ‘60s Action Classics: The Guns of Navarone (1961) + Planet of the Apes (1968)

The Guns of Navarone (Crowd: 8/10 // Critic: 8.5/10) follows Gregory Peck and David Niven as they destroy Nazi weapons in the Mediterranean. Planet of the Apes (Crowd: 8/10 // Critic: 8.5/10) follows Charlton Heston as he attempts to escape from, well, a planet full of apes. The pacing of ‘60s films doesn’t always hold up, but that’s not the case with this pair. Both are still full of suspense, and you can’t go wrong hanging with casts like these.

Let Him Go (2020)

Kevin Costner and Diane Lane play a farming couple who unexpectedly help raise a boy who lost his biological father—sound familiar? But instead of a superhero origin story, they’re part of a thrilling Western with performances nuanced (Costner and Lane) and showy (Lesley Manville). If I’d watched this before completing my Best of 2020 piece, it likely would’ve been on my list. Crowd: 8/10 // Critic: 8.5/10

The Oscars

I’m a ride-or-die fan of the Academy Awards, but I’ll admit even I found this year’s ceremony odd. Instead of focusing on what wasn’t so hot, I’ll recommend a few moments you don’t want to miss:

Emerald Fennell giving a shout-out to Saved by the Bell

Daniel Kaluuya acknowledging his parents’ sex life during his acceptance speech (??)

Yuh-Jung Yoon flirting with Brad Pitt and acknowledging she’s just “luckier” than her fellow nominees

Glenn Close dancing to…”Da Butt”?

You can also read about the historic wins and nominations from this year’s Oscar class and why the Golden Globes were an even stranger production weeks earlier.

Trailer-palooza!

Movies are on their way back, y’all! I’m counting down the days until I can get back to a theatre, and even if some of these movies are duds, I’m planning to see all of them on a big screen if possible:

Those Who Wish Me Dead (May 14)

Cruella (May 28)

In the Heights (June 11)

Space Jam 2 (July 16)

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (September 3)

West Side Story (December 10)

Also in March + April…

To add to the Oscars love, you can listen to a conversation about what we learn about family, community, and society in some of the year’s biggest nominees on the Uncommon Voices podcast. I join regular hosts Michael and Kenneth in this episode, and I recommend all of their thoughtful discussions on their “What’s Streaming” episodes.

I’ve previously recommended the Do You Like Apples weekly newsletter, so I’m proud to share I contributed twice in March! I wrote about Love and Basketball, directed by Gina Prince-Bythewood, and one of my all-time favorite Julia Roberts rom-coms, Notting Hill. (I also tied to win their Oscars pool, but I suppose that’s less exciting for you than me.)

It was a busy couple of months on SO IT’S A SHOW! New logo, new email list, new Instagram, and a host of new episodes about a flop of a Madonna flick, a Swedish children’s TV show, an urban legend turned into a horror movie, one of the best films about journalism ever, and a Martin Scorsese movie about a real boxer.

Most of what I wrote for ZekeFilm in March and April was mentioned in Best of 2020 recommendations…except for The Nest, a film that couldn’t figure out what genre it wanted to be.

Photo credits: Nick Jonas, Royal Family. All others IMDb.com.

[path-of-my-childhood]

USA Today: What Is Taylor Listening To?

Below is the list of all the songs that originally appeared on Brian Mansfield’s USA Today article “Taylor Swift is listening to...” (from November 12th 2008). Article and list of songs can still be accessed with the help of Wayback Machine, if the Flash is enabled in your browser. Enjoy!

A Fine Frenzy - Almost Lover

Acceptance - Different

Aerosmith - Dream On

Alana Grace - Black Roses Red

Alana Grace - Paranoid

Alanis Morissette - Hands Clean

Alison Krauss & Union Station - If I Didn't Know Any Better

Alison Krauss & Union Station - New Favorite

Amos Lee - Colors

Anna Nalick - Breathe (2 AM)

Anna Nalick - Catalyst

Anna Nalick - Forever Love

Anna Nalick - In The Rough

Anna Nalick - Paper Bag

Anna Nalick - Wreck Of The Day (Live)

Aslyn - Be The Girl

Augustana - Sweet and Low

Avril Lavigne - Fall To Pieces

Avril Lavigne - Why

Backstreet Boys - All I Have To Give

Backstreet Boys - Climbing The Walls

Backstreet Boys - Crawling Back To You

Backstreet Boys - Incomplete

BarlowGirl - Never Alone

Ben Folds - Landed

Ben Folds - The Luckiest

Ben Folds Five - Brick

Ben Jelen - Come On

Ben Lee - Catch My Disease

Better Than Ezra - Breathless

Better Than Ezra - Our Last Night

Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy

Beyoncé - Irreplaceable

Beyoncé - Me Myself And I

Beyoncé ft. Bun B, Slim Thug - Check On It

Big & Rich - Holy Water

Big & Rich - Save A Horse [Ride A Cowboy]

Billy Currington - Why, Why, Why

Billy Gilman - Clueless

Billy Joel - Uptown Girl

Billy Mack - Christmas Is All Around

Blake Shelton - Austin

Blake Shelton - Don’t Make Me

Blake Shelton - It Ain't Easy Bein' Me

Blake Shelton - Nobody But Me

Blink-182 - Feeling This

Blink-182 - What's My Age Again?

Blu Sanders - Like the Movies

Blu Sanders - We All Lose It

Blu Sanders - You By Her Side

Bone Crusher ft. Killer Mike, T.I. - Never Scared

Bonnie Somerville - Winding Road

Boys Like Girls - Hero/Heroine (Acoustic)

Boys Like Girls - Thunder

Brad Paisley - It Did

Brad Paisley - Whiskey Lullaby

Brandi Carlile - Fall Apart Again

Brandi Carlile - The Story

Brandi Carlile - Throw It All Away

Brandi Carlile - Turpentine

Brandi Carlile - What Can I Say

Brett Dennen - She's Mine

Britney Spears - (You Drive Me) Crazy (The Stop Remix!)

Britney Spears - Do Somethin’

Britney Spears - Everytime

Britney Spears - I Love Rock 'N' Roll

Britney Spears - I'm A Slave 4 U

Britney Spears - Lucky

Britney Spears - My Prerogative

Britney Spears - Outrageous

Britney Spears - Sometimes

Britney Spears - Toxic

Britney Spears ft. Pharrell Williams - Boys (Co-ed Remix)

Britney Spears ft. Ying Yang Twins - (I Got That) Boom Boom

Brooke Fraser - Deciphering Me

Bruce Robinson - All Over But The Cryin'

Bruce Robinson - Virginia

Cartel - Honestly

Chamillionaire ft. Krayzie Bone - Ridin'

Chantal Kreviazuk - In This Life

Chingy - Holidae In

Chris Brown - Gimme That

Chris Brown ft. Juelz Santana - Run It!

Christina Aguilera - Beautiful

Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, Pink - Lady Marmalade

Ciara - Get Up

Coheed and Cambria - The Suffering

Colbie Caillat - Battle

Colbie Caillat - Feelings Show

Colbie Caillat - Magic

Colbie Caillat - One Fine Wire

Colbie Caillat - Oxygen

Colbie Caillat - The Little Things

Coldplay - Sparks

Coldplay - The Scientist

Coldplay - Trouble

Coldplay - Yellow

Concrete Blonde - Joey

Corinne Bailey Rae - Put Your Records On

Courtney Jaye - Can You Sleep

Cyndi Thomson - I Always Liked That Best

Damien Rice - 9 Crimes

Damien Rice - Delicate (Live)

Damien Rice - The Blower's Daughter

Daniel Cage - Catch Me When I Fall

Daniel Powter - Bad Day

Daniel Powter - Jimmy Gets High

Dashboard Confessional - As Lovers Go

Dashboard Confessional - Ghost Of A Good Thing

Dashboard Confessional - Hands Down

Dashboard Confessional - Rapid Hope Loss

Dashboard Confessional - Secret

Dashboard Confessional - Stolen

Dashboard Confessional - Vindicated

Dave Barnes - Until You

David Banner ft. Magic, Lil Boosie - Ain't Got Nothing

David Gray - This Year's Love

David Mead - Nashville

Deana Carter - We Danced Anyway

Def Leppard - Armageddon It

Def Leppard - Bringin' On The Heartbreak

Def Leppard - Foolin'

Def Leppard - Hysteria

Def Leppard - Let's Get Rocked

Def Leppard - Love Bites

Def Leppard - Miss You In A Heartbeat

Def Leppard - Photograph

Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me

Def Leppard - Rocket

Del Amitri - Roll To Me

Dem Franchize Boyz - Ridin' Rims

Dem Franchize Boyz ft. Peanut & Charlay - Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It

Diana Anaid - Last Thing

Dido - Here With Me

Divinyls - I Touch Myself

Dixie Chicks - Cold Day in July

Dixie Chicks - Cowboy Take Me Away

Dixie Chicks - Easy Silence

Dixie Chicks - Godspeed (Sweet Dreams)

Dixie Chicks - Goodbye Earl

Dixie Chicks - Long Time Gone

Dixie Chicks - Lullaby

Dixie Chicks - Not Ready To Make Nice

Dixie Chicks - Top of the World

Dwight Yoakam - The Back Of Your Hand

Eagle-Eye Cherry - Save Tonight

Eamon - I Don't Want You Back

Emerson Drive - Fall Into Me

Eminem - Lose Yourself

En Vogue - Don't Let Go

Enrique Iglesias - Bailamos

Eva Cassidy - Songbird

Faith Hill - The Lucky One

Faith Hill - This Kiss

Fall Out Boy - Grand Theft Autumn

Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We're Goin Down

Family Force 5 - Love Addict

Fastball - Out Of My Head

Fefe Dobson - 8x10

Fefe Dobson - Bye Bye Boyfriend

Fefe Dobson - Don't Let It Go to Your Head

Fefe Dobson - Everything

Fefe Dobson - Revolution Song

Fefe Dobson - Rock It 'Til You Drop It

Fefe Dobson - Stupid Little Love Song

Fefe Dobson - Take Me Away

Foo Fighters - Best Of You

Fort Minor ft. Holly Brook & Jonah Matranga - Where'd You Go

Fountains of Wayne - All Kinds of Time

Frankie J ft. Baby Bash - Obsession (No Es Amor)

Gabrielle - Out Of Reach

Gary Allan - Life Ain't Always Beautiful

Gary Allan - Nickajack Cave

Gary Allan - Promise Broken

Gary Burr - What Mattered Most

Gavin DeGraw - (Nice to Meet You) Anyway

Gavin DeGraw - Belief

Gavin DeGraw - Chariot

Gavin DeGraw - Chemical Party

Gavin DeGraw - Follow Through

Gavin DeGraw - I Don't Want To Be

Gavin DeGraw - Just Friends

Gavin DeGraw - Meaning

Gavin DeGraw - More Than Anyone

Gavin DeGraw - Overrated

George Strait - Blue Clear Sky

George Strait - Carrying Your Love With Me

George Strait - Heartland

George Strait - I Can Still Make Cheyenne

George Strait - One Night At A Time

George Strait - Run

George Strait - The Best Day

Gin Blossoms - Found Out About You

Goo Goo Dolls - Here Is Gone

Goo Goo Dolls - Iris

Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.

Grace Potter And The Nocturnals - Apologies

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl

Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape

Heidi Newfield - Johnny And June

Hellogoodbye - Here In Your Arms

Hillary Lindsey - Over You

Hinder - Better Than Me

Hinder - Lips Of An Angel

Hope Partlow - Don't Go

Howie Day - Collide

Howie Day - She Says

Ingrid Michaelson - The Way I Am

Jack Ingram - Hold On

Jack Ingram - Make A Wish (Coming Home Again)

Jack Ingram - Maybe She'll Get Lonely

Jack Ingram - Measure Of A Man

Jack Johnson - Better Together

Jack Johnson - Good People

Jack Johnson - Taylor

Jake Owen - Eight Second Ride

Jake Owen - Ghosts

Jake Owen - Hard Not To Love You

Jake Owen - Startin' With Me

James Blunt - Carry You Home

James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover

James Blunt - You’re Beautiful

Jann Arden - Insensitive

Jason Aldean - Why

Jason Mraz - I’m Yours

JAY-Z ft. UGK - Big Pimpin'

Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah

Jem - 24

Jesse McCartney - Beautiful Soul

Jesse McCartney - Just So You Know

Jesse McCartney - The Best Day Of My Life

Jessica Andrews - Baby To Love You Once

Jessica Andrews - More To Me Than You

Jessica Andrews - More To Me Than You (acoustic)

Jessica Andrews - Second Sunday

Jet - Look What You've Done

Jewel - Good Day

Jewel - You Were Meant For Me

Jimmy Eat World - Hear You Me

Jimmy Eat World - If You Don’t, Don’t

Jimmy Eat World - The Middle

Joanna - All I Want For Christmas Is You

Joanna - Screaming Infidelities

Joanna - Ultraviolet

John Mayer - Comfortable

John Mayer - Slow Dancing in a Burning Room

John Mayer - Waiting On the World to Change

John Mayer - Your Body Is A Wonderland

Johnny Cooper - Everything

Johnny Cooper - Texas To You

Jon McLaughlin - Beautiful Disaster

Jonas Brothers - Burnin' Up

Jonas Brothers - Tonight

Jonas Brothers - Year 3000

Joseph Arthur - Honey And The Moon

Josh Kelley - Amazing

Josh Rouse - It's the Nighttime

Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River

Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around Comes Around

K-Ci & JoJo - All My Life

KT Tunstall - Other Side Of The World

Kanye West - Diamonds From Sierra Leone

Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx - Gold Digger

Kari Kimmel - Notice Me

Katie Herzig - Fool's Gold

Katie Herzig - Sweeter Than This

Katy Perry - Hot N Cold

Katy Perry - Thinking Of You

Keith Urban - Better Life

Keith Urban - I Told You So

Keith Urban - Making Memories Of Us

Keith Urban - Somebody Like You

Kelis - Brass In Pocket

Kelis - Milkhake

Kellie Pickler - Best Days Of Your Life

Kellie Pickler - Didn't You Know How Much I Loved You

Kelly Clarkson - Low

Kelly Clarkson - Miss Independent

Kelly Clarkson - Some Kind of Miracle

Kelly Clarkson - The Trouble With Love Is

Kenny Chesney - Big Star

LFO - Every Other Time

Landon Pigg - Can't Let Go

LeAnn Rimes - But I Do Love You

LeAnn Rimes - Damn

LeAnn Rimes - The Right Kind Of Wrong

LeAnn Rimes - This Love

LeAnn Rimes - You Are

Leigh Nash - Last Christmas

Lenny Kravitz - Again

Lenny Kravitz - American Woman

Lifehouse - Everything

Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz - Kings Of Crunk

Lil Scrappy - No Problem

Lil Scrappy ft Young Buck - Money In The Bank

Lil Wayne - Go DJ

Lisa Loeb - I Do

Little Big Town - Boondocks

Little Big Town - Bring It On Home

Liz Phair - Everything To Me

Liz Phair - Why Can’t I

Loretta Lynn - Fist City

Lori McKenna - Your Next Lover

Mandy Moore - I Wanna Be With You

Mannie Fresh - Real Big

Mark Wills - Take It All Out Of Me

Maroon 5 - Harder To Breathe

Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved

Maroon 5 - Shiver

Maroon 5 - Tangled

Maroon 5 - This Love

Mat Kearney - All I Need

Mat Kearney - Nothing Left To Lose

Mat Kearney - Where We Gonna Go From Here

Matchbox Twenty - If You're Gone

Matchbox Twenty - Long Day

Matt Nathanson - I Saw

Matt Wertz - Everything's Right

Matt Wertz - Red Meets Blue

Melissa Etheridge - I'm The Only One

Meredith Brooks - Bitch

Metro Station - Now That We're Done

Metro Station - Shake It

Michelle Branch - Breathe

Michelle Branch - Goodbye To You

Mike Jones - Flossin'

Mindy Smith - Come To Jesus

Miranda Lambert - Bring Me Down

Miranda Lambert - Greyhound Bound For Nowhere

Miranda Lambert - Gunpowder And Lead

Miranda Lambert - Kerosene

Miranda Lambert - Mama, I'm Alright

Miranda Lambert - More Like Her

Miranda Lambert - What About Georgia?

Missy Higgins - Warm Whispers

Mozella - You Wanted It

Morgane Hayes - If Ever There Was

Morgane Hayes - Lonely Anywhere

Morgane Hayes - Train To Tupelo

Mr. Big - To Be With You

My Chemical Romance - Helena

Nelly - Grillz

Nick Lachey - I Can't Hate You Anymore

Nick Lachey - What's Left Of Me

Nickelback - Far Away

Nina Gordon - Tonight And The Rest Of My Life

Norah Jones - Turn Me On 

Oasis - Wonderwall

OneRepublic - Apologize

Our Lady Peace - Somewhere Out There

Pink - Just Like A Pill

Paramore - When It Rains

Paris Hilton - Nothing In This World

Pat Benatar - Anxiety (Get Nervous)

Pat Benatar - Fire And Ice

Pat Benatar - Heartbreaker

Pat Benatar - Hell Is For Children

Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Pat Benatar - I Need A Lover (live)

Pat Benatar - In The Heat Of The NIght

Pat Benatar - Little To Late

Pat Benatar - Looking For A Stranger

Pat Benatar - Love Is A Battlefield (demo)

Pat Benatar - My Clone Sleeps Alone

Pat Benatar - Precious Time

Pat Benatar - Promises In The Dark

Pat Benatar - Shadows Of The NIght

Pat Benatar - Treat Me Right

Pat Benatar - We Live For Love

Pat Benatar - Wuthering Heights

Pat Benatar - You Better Run

Patty Griffin - Burgundy Shoes

Patty Griffin - Christina

Patty Griffin - Goodbye

Patty Griffin - Heavenly Day

Patty Griffin - One Big Love

Patty Griffin - Peter Pan

Patty Griffin - Rain

Patty Griffin - When It Don’t Come Easy

Phil Collins - Can't Stop Loving You

Pitbull - Ay Chico (Lengua Afuera)

Pitbull - C**o

Plain White T's - Hate (I Really Don't Like You)

Plumb - Blush (Only You)

Plumb - Stranded

Rachael Yamagata - Be Be Your Love

Rachael Yamagata - Worn Me Down

Rachel Proctor - Didn't I

Rasheeda ft. Lil' Scrappy - Rocked Away

Ray Charles - I've Got A Woman

Rebecca Lynn Howard - Forgive

Rihanna - SOS

Rihanna ft. Jay-Z - Umbrella

Rilo Kiley - Portions for Foxes

Rob Thomas - Ever The Same

Rogue Wave - Eyes

Ronnie Day - Outside

Ronnie Milsap - It Was Almost Like A Song

Ronnie Milsap - My Life

Ronnie Milsap - Smoky Mountain Rain

Ronnie Milsap - (There's) No Gettin' Over Me

Ryan Adams - Come Pick Me Up

SHeDAISY - In Terms Of Love

Santigold - L.E.S Artistes

Sarah Connor - Bounce

Sarah McLachlan - Fallen

Sarah McLachlan - Stupid

Savage Garden - I Want You

Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply

Seal - This Could Be Heaven

Secondhand Serenade - Maybe

Semisonic - Closing Time

Shakira - Don’t Bother

Shakira - Underneath Your Clothes

Sheryl Crow - It's So Easy

Sheryl Crow - The First Cut Is The Deepest

Shop Boyz - Party Like A Rock Star

Sia - Breathe Me

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars

Snow Patrol - Chocolate

Solange - Sandcastle Disco

Something Corporate - Ruthless

Space Girls - Wannabe

Staind - Everything Changes

Stephanie Chapman - Cowboy, I Tried

Stevie Nicks & Don Henley - Leather And Lace

Sunny Sweeney - Please Be San Antone

Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger

Susan Haynes - Bottle Rocket

T-Pain ft. Mike Jones - I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)

T.I. - Top Back

T.I. - What You Know

Teddy Geiger - I Feel Like Dancing

Teddy Geiger - Try To Hard

The All-American Rejects - Dirty Little Secret

The All-American Rejects - Swing, Swing

The Ataris - The Boys of Summer

The Calling - Wherever You Will Go

The Cardigans - I Need Some Fine Wine And You

The Corrs - Breathless

The Corrs - Summer Sunshine

The Fray - How To Save A Life

The Fray - Look After You

The Fray - Over My Head (Cable Car)

The Killers - Read My Mind

The Killers - When You Were Young

The Lemonheads - Into Your Arms

The Spill Canvas - All Hail The Heartbreaker

The Veronicas - 4ever

The Veronicas - Everything I'm Not

The Veronicas - When It All Falls Apart

The Wallflowers - Closer To You

The Wreckers - Cigarettes

The Wreckers - Crazy People

The Wreckers - Lay Me Down

The Wreckers - Leave The Pieces

The Wreckers - Stand Still, Look Pretty

The Wreckers - The Good Kind

The Wreckers - The Good Kind (acoustic)

Third Eye Blind - How's It Going To Be

Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life

Three 6 Mafia - Side 2 Side

Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You

Thriving Ivory - Angels On The Moon

Tila Tequila - I Love You

Tim McGraw - Angry All The Time

Tim McGraw - Can't Tell Me Nothin'

Tim McGraw - Guess You Get Used To Somebody

Tim McGraw - Telluride

Tim McGraw - The Cowboy In Me

Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - American Girl

Tori Amos - A Sorta Fairytale

Trace Adkins - Every Light In The House

Train - Meet Virginia

Trillville - Neva Eva 

Trisha Yearwood - I Don't Paint Myself Into Corners

Tyler Hilton - How Love Should Be

Tyler Hilton - Kiss On

Tyler Hilton - Missing You

Tyler Hilton - Up Late Again

U2 - One

U2 - With Or Without You

Unkle Bob - Swans

Vanessa Carlton - Who's To Say

Vertical Horizon - You're A God

We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet

Wheat - I Met A Girl

Yellowcard - Only One

Young Buck - Shorty Wanna Ride

Young Jeezy - Air Forces

Young Jeezy - Bottom Of The Map

Young Jeezy - Get Ya Mind Right

Young Jeezy ft. Bun B - Trap Or Die

Young Jeezy ft. Akon - Soul Survivor

Young Jeezy ft. T.I. & Lil Scrappy - Bang

Yung Joc - I Know You See It

Yung Joc ft. Nitti - It's Goin' Down

[fuzzynecromancer]

Here is a list of every member of the United States of America congress that broke their oath of office to side with an evil clown and overturn legal election results. If one of them is representing your district, and you’re okay making phone calls, you should certainly call them up and let them now how you feel. If they are even closer to you, maybe you could make your feelings known in person, protest outside their house, address them in person when they go out to eat, etc. You could even, theoretically, call the ones who don’t represent your district, just to keep their phone lines heavy with displeasure.

Just a thought. Good luck.

Rep. Robert Aderholt, AL Rep. Rick Allen, GA Rep. Jodey Arrington, TX Rep. Brian Babin, TX Rep. Jim Baird, IN Rep. Jim Banks, IN Rep. Cliff Bentz, OR Rep. Jack Bergman, MI Rep. Stephanie Bice, OK Rep. Andy Biggs, AZ Rep. Dan Bishop, NC Rep. Lauren Boebert, CO Rep. Mike Bost, IL Rep. Mo Brooks, AL Rep. Ted Budd, NC Rep. Tim Burchett, TN Rep. Michael Burgess, TX Rep. Ken Calvert, CA Rep. Kat Cammack, FL Rep. Jerry Carl, AL Rep. Earl Buddy Carter, GA Rep. John Carter, TX Rep. Madison Cawthorn, NC Rep. Steve Chabot, OH Rep. Ben Cline, VA Rep. Michael Cloud, TX Rep. Andrew Clyde, GA Rep. Tom Cole, OK Rep. Rick Crawford, AR Rep. Warren Davidson, OH Rep. Scott DesJarlais, TN Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart, FL Rep. Byron Donalds, FL Rep. Jeff Duncan, SC Rep. Neal Dunn, FL Rep. Ron Estes, KS Rep. Pat Fallon, TX Rep. Michelle Fischbach, MN Rep. Scott Fitzgerald, WI Rep. Chuck Fleischmann, TN Rep. Virginia Foxx, NC Rep. Scott Franklin, FL Rep. Russ Fulcher, ID Rep. Matt Gaetz, FL Rep. Mike Garcia, CA Rep. Bob Gibbs, OH Rep. Carlos Gimenez, FL Rep. Louie Gohmert, TX Rep. Bob Good, VA Rep. Lance Gooden, TX Rep. Paul Gosar, AZ Rep. Garret Graves, LA Rep. Sam Graves, MO Rep. Mark Green, TN Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, GA Rep. Morgan Griffith, VA Rep. Michael Guest, MS Rep. Jim Hagedorn, MN Rep. Andy Harris, MD Rep. Diana Harshbarger, TN Rep. Vicky Hartzler, MO Rep. Kevin Hern, OK Rep. Yvette Herrell, NM Rep. Jody Hice, GA Rep. Clay Higgins, LA Rep. Richard Hudson, NC Rep. Darrell Issa, CA Rep. Ronny Jackson, TX Rep. Chris Jacobs, NY Rep. Bill Johnson, OH Rep. Mike Johnson, LA Rep. Jim Jordan, OH Rep. John Joyce, PA Rep. Fred Keller, PA Rep. Mike Kelly, PA Rep. Trent Kelly, MS Rep. David Kustoff, TN Rep. Doug LaMalfa, CA Rep. Doug Lamborn, CO Rep. Jacob LaTurner, KS Rep. Debbie Lesko, AZ Rep. Billy Long, MO Rep. Barry Loudermilk, GA Rep. Frank Lucas, OK Rep. Blaine Luetkemeyer, MO Rep. Nicole Malliotakis, NY Rep. Tracey Mann, KS Rep. Brian Mast, FL Rep. Kevin McCarthy, CA Rep. Lisa McClain, MI Rep. Daniel Meuser, PA Rep. Carol Miller, WV Rep. Mary Miller, IL Rep. Alexander Mooney, WV Rep. Barry Moore, AL Rep. Markwayne Mullin, OK Rep. Gregory Murphy, NC Rep. Troy Nehls, TX Rep. Ralph Norman, SC Rep. Devin Nunes, CA Rep. Jay Obernolte, CA Rep. Burgess Owens, UT Rep. Steven Palazzo, MS Rep. Gary Palmer, AL Rep. Greg Pence, IN Rep. Scott Perry, PA Rep. August Pfluger, TX Rep. Bill Posey, FL Rep. Guy Reschenthaler, PA Rep. Tom Rice, SC Rep. Harold Rogers, KY Rep. Mike Rogers, AL Rep. John Rose, TN Rep. Matt Rosendale, MT Rep. David Rouzer, NC Rep. John Rutherford, FL Rep. Steve Scalise, LA Rep. David Schweikert, AZ Rep. Pete Sessions, TX Rep. Adrian Smith, NE Rep. Jason Smith, MO Rep. Lloyd Smucker, PA Rep. Elise Stefanik, NY Rep. Greg Steube, FL Rep. Chris Stewart, UT Rep. Glenn Thompson, PA Rep. Tom Tiffany, WI Rep. William Timmons, SC Rep. Jeff Van Drew, NJ Rep. Beth Van Duyne, TX Rep. Tim Walberg, MI Rep. Jackie Walorski, IN Rep. Randy Weber, TX Rep. Daniel Webster, FL Rep. Roger Williams, TX Rep. Joe Wilson, SC Rep. Robert Wittman, VA Rep. Ron Wright, TX Rep. Lee Zeldin, NY Sen. Ted Cruz, TX Sen. Josh Hawley, MO Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith, MS Sen. John Kennedy, LA Sen. Cynthia Lummis, WY Sen. Roger Marshall, KS Sen. Rick Scott, FL Sen. Tommy Tuberville, AL

[guidosloungecafe]

═••••>CLICK & PLAY<••^_^ https://www.mixcloud.com/Jazzmo/guidos-lounge-cafe-broadcast-0477-mind-trip-20210423/ ••══════•••(¯`*•.¸(¯`*•.¸¸.•*´)¸.•*´¯)•••══════•• ►▬~♥♥♥ Mind Trip ♥♥♥~▬◄ ••══════•••(¯`*•.(¯`*•.¸¸.•*´¯)¸.•*´¯)•••══════•• Guido's Lounge Cafe Broadcast 0477 Mind Trip (20210423) Hello dear friends, this session takes you on a mind trip, I created this session pure on my headphones (sennheiser HD 600). I love the sound of this headphone it has a natural and neutral response. I mixed this set off with a plugin from Izotope OzoneMP. Some information, maybe people like to know ;) Bpm 93 to 95, slowly and steady For track lists and more info on the artists: https://www.facebook.com/guido.van.der.meulen Link to Spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4P8DsjLs5hBpLYutMMm5zx?si=eNRqrDI-SzaRn_RCIR1hrw peace & love, Guido 00:00 Intro - Intro 00:29 Chris Coco & George Solar - Lagrimas De San Lorenzo (Coyote Remix) 05:18 Jeff Bennetts Lounge Experience - Evolvement 12:53 Printempo - Hand In The Cloud (Pt. 1) 16:14 James Asher - Supermoon 21:22 Clive Button - Alur Satu Dua 25:47 Watching Colours - La Giralda 29:42 Nga Tae - Te Ira Tangata (Paddy Free Dub) 33:47 GXNXVS - Let Me Love You 36:48 Kelly Andrew - On the edge 41:14 Ibiza Chilled - Sunset Salinas (Original Mix) 47:32 Charlie North - Breathe 50:35 Rhythm of Mankind & Nature - Ten Atm 55:21 Leeman Brothers - Soulsaver Kind regards Guido https://www.instagram.com/p/COGMyuuBVkQ/?igshid=tchutnqjouch

[transienturl]

Q: How much do I know about sports off the top of my head? I’m bored, so let’s find out.

NFL:

NFC West (one of the strongest divisions ever):

Seattle Seahawks. Key (and less-key) players: Russell Wilson (QB), DK Metcalf (WR), Tyler Lockett (WR), Freddie Swain (WR), Greg Olsen (TE), Colby Parkinson (TE), Damien Lewis (G), Duane Brown (T), Ethan Pocic (C, I think?), Chris Carson (RB), Rashaad Penny (RB), Travis Homer (RB), Michael Dickson (P), help what’s the kicker’s name, Jamal Adams (S), Quandre Diggs (S), Bobby Wagner (LB), KJ Wright (LB), Jordyn Brooks (LB), Poona Ford (DI), Jarran Reed (defensive... line somewhere), Shaquill Griffon (CB), Quinton Jefferson (CB), Tre Flowers (CB), Benson Mayowa (DE), Carlos Dunlap (DE), Alton Robinson (DE), Shaquem Griffon (DE), god I can’t remember the new slot corner but he’s pretty good I think. Coach: Pete Carroll. OC: Brian Schottenheimer. DC: Ken Norton, Jr. GM: John Schneider. Owner: Jody Allen. Notes: Every game is close. Used to always run, but this year always throws. Quarterback is basically magic. Defense is severely lacking. My home team, obviously.

San Francisco 49ers. Key players: Jimmy Garoppolo (QB), George Kittle (TE), many fast running backs, Raheem Mostert is one of them, Trent Williams (T), Richard Sherman (CB), Nick Bosa (DE). Coach: Kyle Shanahan. Notes: Running game scheme is a work of staggering genius. Best player is a tight end for some reason. Went to the Super Bowl last year.

Arizona Cardinals. Key players: Kyler Murray (QB), Larry Fitzgerald (WR), DeAndre Hopkins (WR), Christian Kirk (WR), Budda Baker (S), Patrick Peterson (CB). Coach: Kliff Kingsbury. Notes: Runs many wide receivers, in scheme Kingsbury got from coaching college. Used to be bad, but getting better each year. Kyler is very small.

Los Angeles Rams. Key players: Jared Goff (QB), Cooper Kupp (WR), Andrew Whitworth (T), Darrell Henderson (RB), Aaron Donald (DI), Johnny Hekker (P). Coach: Sean McVay. DC: Used to be Wade Phillips, but not anymore. Notes: Runs a lot of plays from the same formation. Coach is very smart. Made the Super Bowl two years ago. Best player is a defensive tackle, for some reason.

NFC East (the worst division in NFL history):

New York Giants. Key players: Daniel Jones (QB), Saquon Barkley (RB). Coach: Joe, uh... Douglas. GM: Dave Gettleman. Notes: Spent a huge amount of draft capital on players the numbers said weren’t worth it. Seems accurate.

Philadelphia Eagles. Key players: Carson Wentz (QB), Jalen Hurts (backup QB), literally everyone else is injured. Oh, Jason Peters (T). Coach: Doug Peterson. GM: Howie Roseman. Notes: Everyone is injured. Everyone. Went to the Super Bowl 3 years ago and won with their backup QB.

Dallas Cowboys. Key players: Dak Prescott (QB, injured), Andy Dalton (backup QB, injured), No one of note (third-string QB), Amari Cooper (WR), CeeDee Lamb (WR), Ezekiel Elliott (RB), Leighton Vander Esch (LB), Greg Zuerlein (K), I could probably name more if I tried hard enough. Coach: Mike McCarthy. GM: Jerry Jones. Owner: Also Jerry Jones. Notes: Every year they have good players and lose anyway. Paid their running back instead of their quarterback. Also, now they have no healthy quarterback.

Washington [used to have a racist name]. Key players: Dwayne Haskins (benched QB), Alex Smith (QB... whose leg does not work), Kyle Allen (QB), Terry McLaurin (WR), Chase Young (DE), Montez Sweat (DE). Coach: Ron Rivera. Owner: Dan Snyder, who is the worst human being in the NFL, and that is saying a lot. Notes: No one cares about the football, Dan Snyder should be in jail. Also, Ron Rivera has cancer and Alex Smith’s leg injury almost killed him, so those guys deserve better.

NFC North:

Detroit Lions. Key Players: Matthew Stafford (QB), um, I should remember some more. Jeff Okudah (CB). Coach: Matt Patricia. Notes: Stafford deserves better. Patricia keeps signing ex-Patriots players, and it doesn’t work, presumably because the good ones are current-Patriots-players.

Minnesota Vikings. Key players: Kirk Cousins (QB), Adam Thielen (WR), Justin Jefferson (WR), Dalvin Cook (RB), many good defensive players whose names I don’t know. Coach: Mike Zimmer. Notes: Historically a good defense and just missing a competent QB. Paid a lot for an average QB; defense sucks now for some reason. Also, runs a lot.

Chicago Bears. Key Players: Mitchell Trubisky (QB), Nick Foles (QB), Allen Robinson (WR), Khalil Mack (DE). Coach: Matt Nagy. Notes: Has been wasting great defensive performances with poor to average quarterback play since World War II.

Green Bay Packers. Key Players: Aaron Rodgers (QB), Davante Adams (WR), Allan Lazard (WR), Aaron Jones (RB), Jamaal Williams (RB), Robert Tonyan (TE), David Bakhtiari (T), Za’Darius Smith (DE), Preston Smith (DE). Coach: Matt LaFleur. GM: Brian Gutekunst. Owner: “The fans.” Notes: Has started a hall-of-famer at quarterback every season since before you were born. Winning big but the analytics say they’re getting a bit lucky lately.

NFC South:

Atlanta Falcons. Key players: Matt Ryan (QB), Julio Jones (WR), I forgot the new WR’s name but he looks legit, Todd Gurley (RB). Coach that was recently fired: Dan Quinn. Notes: Have become known for inexplicably blowing enormous leads late in games. It’s quite funny, at this point.

New Orleans Saints. Key players: Drew Brees (QB), Michael Thomas (WR), Alvin Kamara (RB), Taysom Hill (listed as backup QB but just kinda does weird shit on offense), Jameis Winston (backup QB), Cam Jordan (DE), I should remember the cornerback’s name. Coach: Sean Payton. Notes: Known for having tons of talent every year, salary cap be damned, and then losing in heartbreaking fashion in the playoffs. Brees is getting old.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Key players: Tom Brady (QB), Mike Evans (WR), Chris Godwin (WR), this one WR who can go eat shit, Rob Gronkowski (TE), Antoine Winfield Jr (S), Vita Vea (DI). Coach: Bruce Arians. Notes: Signed Tom Brady. It’s working pretty well. Defense is top-tier. The most balanced team.

god, who is the other NFC south team, uh...  hold on, lemme get back to you.

AFC North:

Baltimore Ravens

Pittsburgh Steelers

Cleveland Browns

um... Cincinnati Bengals? Maybe?

AFC East:

New York Jets

New England Patriots

Miami Dolphins

Buffalo Bills

AFC South:

Houston Texans

Jacksonville Jaguars

Tennessee Titans

uhh... Indianapolis Colts.

AFC West:

Denver Broncos

Kansas City (I think this name should be changed too, honestly)

Las Vegas Raiders

I guess this must be the Los Angeles Chargers?

Oh, so the other NFC South team is the Carolina Panthers. Of course. Key players: Teddy Bridgewater (QB), Christian McCaffrey (RB and also arguably their best receiver), Yetur Gross-Matos (DE). Coach: Matt Rhule. Notes: Rebuilding their team this year, but quietly doing pretty well, considering.

Alright, I’m gonna stop there. Didn’t even get to the other half of the NFL, let alone started to try and list NBA/MLB/NHL teams, which would have gone extremely poorly. Story for another day.

Also, uh, yeah, this is a normal amount to know about football as someone who doesn’t watch football, oooobviously...

[the-ss-horniest-book-club]

It's A Surprise Theme Drabble Day, HBC!

While we were brainstorming theme day ideas, @book-dragon-13 said "Maybe a Freaky Friday where we switch characters and movies-like putting Hal in the Apparition and Ben in Picnic" ...and I said that would work for drabbles, so....

Rules For Freaky Friday Drabbles:

You do not need to reserve a prompt.

You do not need to tell us which prompt you're writing.

You can write as many or as few as you'd like, and there is no word minimum or maximum.

Smut/Fluff/Angst/any combo accepted, please adhere to HBC Guidelines.

To get on the masterlist, DM the link to your drabble(s) to HBC - All Freaky Friday Drabble links received in 24 hours will be added to the masterlist.

Freaky Friday Drabble Prompts:

Hal wakes up in The Apparition/Ben wakes up in Picnic

Josh wakes up in The Bronze/Lance wakes up in Ricki and The Flash

Will wakes up in I'm Dying Up Here/Clay wakes up in Labyrinth

TJ wakes up in Gossip Girl/Carter wakes up in Political Animals

Jefferson wakes up in Hot Tub Time Machine/Blaine wakes up in Once Upon A Time

Beck wakes up in The Last Full Measure/Scott wakes up in The Martian

Chase wakes up in We Have Always Lived In The Castle/Charles wakes up in The Covenant

Destroyer!Chris wakes up in I Tonya/Jeff wakes up in Destroyer

Dayton wakes up in Spread/Harry wakes up in Logan Lucky

Freaky Friday Bonus Prompt! Bucky Barnes switches places with ANY of these characters:

Tony n' Tina's Wedding - Johnny Nunzio

Red Doors - Simon

The Architect - Martin Waters

The Covenant - Chase Collins

The Education of Charlie Banks - Leo Reilly

Rachel Getting Married - Walter

Spread - Harry

Hot Tub Time Machine - Blaine

Black Swan - Andrew / Suitor

Gone - Billy

The Apparition - Ben Curtis

The Bronze - Lance Tucker

Ricki and the Flash - Joshua Brummel

The Martian - Dr. Chris Beck

Logan Lucky - Dayton White

I, Tonya - Jeff Gillooly

I'm Not Here - Steve

Destroyer - Det. Chris

We Have Always Lived in the Castle - Charles Blackwood

Gossip Girl - Carter Baizen

Kings - Jack Benjamin

Once Upon a Time - Jefferson / The Mad Hatter

Political Animals - T.J. Hammond

Labyrinth - Will Franklyn

I'm Dying Up Here - Clay Appuzzo

Also feel free to make your own combos to write! If you are not a writer, or want to do headcanons/moodboards/art instead, PLEASE DO and tag us/DM the link!

We hope you have fun being creative with this concept - let's get Freaky!

Love, The HBC 💋

[leafsbabe]

Okay Hanna, who in the nhl do you think is to nipple piercings, who has a lactation kink, who is into titty f*cking, etc? Love your lists and endless wisdom ❤️

buckle up babes, here is the boob-focused-sex-stuff masterlist (i ran out of ideas on how to include in the list and even had to ask the gc for help so if you have even more ideas let me know so i can make a part two) ❤️

there’s also too many players but i tried to tag everyone…. sorry if not all of them are tagged please tell me if i need to fix stuff

i’ll put it under read more because it’s massive (read more only works on pc so if you’re on mobile i’m sorry you have to scroll past all of this)

nipple piercings

Adrian Kempe

Alex DeBrincat

Alex Galchenyuk

Alex Nylander

Alex Ovechkin

Alex Turcotte

Alexander Radulov

Anthony Beauvillier

Beau Bennett

David Pastrnak

Jake Virtanen

Jakub Vrana

John Hayden

Kailer Yamamoto

Mat Barzal

Matthew Tkachuk

Noah Hanifin

Patrik Laine

Paul Bissonnette

Taylor Hall

Travis Konecny

Tyler Seguin

Tyson Barrie

Tyson Jost

Zach Werenski

lactation kink

Adrian Kempe

Alex Ovechkin

Alexander Radulov

Andre Burakovsky

Andrew Nielsen

Brad Marchand

Braden Holtby

Brock McGinn

Casey Mittelstadt

Chris Kreider

Christian Djoos

Colin Wilson

Colton Parayko

Dougie Hamilton

Elias Pettersson

Erik Johnson

Erik Karlsson

Gabriel Landeskog

Henrik Lundqvist

Jake DeBrusk

Jason Demers

Jonathan Toews

Laurent Brossoit

Mark Scheifele

Mats Zuccarello

Michael Latta

Nicklas Backstrom

Patrice Bergeron

Paul Bissonnette

Pekka Rinne

Philipp Grubauer

titty fucking

Alex DeBrincat

Alex Galchenyuk

Alex Nylander

Alex Ovechkin

Alex Turcotte

Alexander Wennberg

Andre Burakovsky

Andreas Johnson

Andrei Svechnikov

Andrew Nielsen

Anthony Beauvillier

Auston Matthews

Axel Jonson-Fjällby

Beau Bennett

Ben Bishop

Brad Marchand

Brady Skjei

Brady Tkachuk

Brock Boeser

Brock McGinn

Cale Makar

Carter Hart

Casey Mittelstadt

Charlie McAvoy

Chris Kreider

Claude Giroux

Clayton Keller

Cody Glass

Colton Parayko

David Pastrnak

Dominik Kahun

Dylan Larkin

Dylan Strome

Elias Pettersson

Elvis Merzlikins

Frederik Gauthier

Jack Hughes

Jake Bean

Jake DeBrusk

Jake Virtanen

Jakob Chychrun

Jakub Vrana

Jeff Skinner

Jesperi Kotkaniemi

Jesse Puljujarvi

Jimmy Vesey

Josh Anderson

Josh Morrissey

Julius Honka

Juuse Saros

Kailer Yamamoto

Kale Clague

Kasperi Kapanen

Laurent Brossoit

Leon Draisaitl

Lias Andersson

Madison Bowey

Mark Scheifele

Mat Barzal

Matthew Tkachuk

Mikko Rantanen

Miles Wood

Miro Heiskanen

Mitch Marner

Nathan MacKinnon

Nico Hischier

Noah Hanifin

Nolan Patrick

Paul Bissonnette

Pierre-Luc Dubois

Quinn Hughes

Roope Hintz

Sebastian Aho

Spencer Knight

Taylor Hall

Tom Wilson

Travis Dermott

Travis Konecny

Trevor Zegras

Tyler Ennis

Tyler Seguin

Tyson Barrie

Tyson Jost

Warren Foegele

William Karlsson

William Nylander

Zach Hyman

Zach Werenski

marking your boobs up/love bites/hickeys

Adrian Kempe

Alex DeBrincat

Alex Galchenyuk

Alex Ovechkin

Alexander Wennberg

Andre Burakovsky

Auston Matthews

Brad Marchand

Brady Tkachuk

Brock Boeser

Carter Hart

Charlie McAvoy

Chris Kreider

Claude Giroux

Clayton Keller

Cody Glass

Colin Wilson

Colton Parayko

Connor McDavid

Dante Fabbro

David Pastrnak

Dominik Kahun

Dougie Hamilton

Dylan Strome

Elias Pettersson

Elvis Merzlikins

Erik Johnson

Ivan Provorov

J.T. Compher

Jake DeBrusk

Jake Virtanen

Jakub Vrana

Jason Demers

Jesperi Kotkaniemi

Jesse Puljujarvi

Jimmy Vesey

Julius Honka

Juuse Saros

Kailer Yamamoto

Kale Clague

Kasperi Kapanen

Leon Draisaitl

Lias Andersson

Madison Bowey

Mat Barzal

Matthew Tkachuk

Michael Latta

Mika Zibanejad

Mikko Rantanen

Mitch Marner

Morgan Rielly

Nico Hischier

Noah Hanifin

Nolan Patrick

Paul Bissonnette

Pekka Rinne

Philipp Grubauer

Pierre-Luc Dubois

Roope Hintz

Ryan Graves

Spencer Knight

Taylor Hall

Tom Wilson

Travis Konecny

Trevor Zegras

Tyler Seguin

Tyson Barrie

Tyson Jost

William Nylander

Zach Werenski

cumming on them (with lingerie or without)

Alex Galchenyuk

Alex Nylander

Andre Burakovsky

Andreas Johnson

Andrei Svechnikov

Anthony Beauvillier

Auston Matthews

Beau Bennett

Brock Boeser

Cale Makar

Carter Hart

Charlie McAvoy

Chris Kreider

Claude Giroux

Clayton Keller

Colton Parayko

Connor McDavid

David Pastrnak

Dominik Kahun

Dougie Hamilton

Dylan Larkin

Dylan Strome

Elias Pettersson

Elvis Merzlikins

Erik Johnson

Gabriel Landeskog

Ivan Provorov

J.T. Compher

Jack Hughes

Jake DeBrusk

Jake Virtanen

Jakob Chychrun

Jakub Vrana

Jason Demers

Jeff Skinner

Jesperi Kotkaniemi

Jesse Puljujarvi

Jimmy Vesey

John Hayden

Kailer Yamamoto

Kasperi Kapanen

Leon Draisaitl

Lias Andersson

Mat Barzal

Matthew Tkachuk

Nathan MacKinnon

Noah Hanifin

Nolan Patrick

Paul Bissonnette

Pierre-Luc Dubois

Quinn Hughes

Sebastian Aho

Spencer Knight

Travis Konecny

Trevor Zegras

Tyler Ennis

Tyler Seguin

Tyson Barrie

Tyson Jost

William Nylander

Zach Werenski

“maybe like… smothering? with the tiddies?” - possum, 2019

Alex DeBrincat

Alex Galchenyuk

Alex Nylander

Alex Ovechkin

Alex Turcotte

Andre Burakovsky

Andrei Svechnikov

Andrew Nielsen

Auston Matthews

Beau Bennett

Brady Tkachuk

Brock Boeser

Cale Makar

Carter Hart

Casey Mittelstadt

Charlie McAvoy

Chris Kreider

Cody Glass

Colin Wilson

Colton Parayko

Connor McDavid

David Pastrnak

Dougie Hamilton

Elias Pettersson

Erik Johnson

Jakub Vrana

Jamie Benn

Jason Demers

Jeff Skinner

Jesperi Kotkaniemi

Jesse Puljujarvi

Josh Morrissey

Juuse Saros

Kasperi Kapanen

Leon Draisaitl

Mark Scheifele

Mat Barzal

Mats Zuccarello

Mika Zibanejad

Miro Heiskanen

Morgan Rielly

Nathan MacKinnon

Nicklas Backstrom

Nico Hischier

Nolan Patrick

Oskar Lindblom

Paul Bissonnette

Pierre-Luc Dubois

Rasmus Dahlin

Rich Clune

Roope Hintz

Ryan Graves

Sam Reinhart

Sebastian Aho

Travis Dermott

Travis Konecny

Trevor Zegras

Tyler Ennis

Tyler Seguin

Tyson Barrie

Tyson Jost

William Karlsson

William Nylander

Zach Hyman

Zach Werenski

nipple clamps

Adrian Kempe

Alex DeBrincat

Alex Ovechkin

Beau Bennett

Brad Marchand

Brock McGinn

Chris Kreider

Claude Giroux

David Pastrnak

Erik Karlsson

Frederik Andersen

Henrik Lundqvist

Jamie Oleksiak

Jason Demers

John Klingberg

Jonathan Toews

Matthew Tkachuk

Oliver Ekman-Larsson

Paul Bissonnette

Pekka Rinne

Taylor Hall

motorboating

Alex DeBrincat

Alex Galchenyuk

Alex Ovechkin

Alex Turcotte

Alexander Kerfoot

Alexander Radulov

Alexander Wennberg

Andre Burakovsky

Andrew Nielsen

Anthony Beauvillier

Auston Matthews

Axel Jonson-Fjällby

Beau Bennett

Brad Marchand

Brady Tkachuk

Brock Boeser

Cale Makar

Charlie McAvoy

Chris Kreider

Christian Dvorak

Claude Giroux

Clayton Keller

Cody Glass

Dante Fabbro

Darcy Kuemper

David Pastrnak

Dominik Kahun

Dylan Strome

Elvis Merzlikins

Erik Johnson

Erik Karlsson

Gabriel Landeskog

Garret Sparks

Hampus Lindholm

J.T. Compher

Jack Hughes

Jake Bean

Jake DeBrusk

Jake Virtanen

Jakub Vrana

Jamie Benn

Jamiw Oleksiak

Jason Demers

Jeff Skinner

Jesperi Kotkaniemi

Jesse Puljujarvi

John Hayden

Josh Morrissey

Julius Honka

Kailer Yamamoto

Kale Clague

Kasperi Kapanen

Laurent Brossoit

Leon Draisaitl

Lias Andersson

Madison Bowey

Mario Kempe

Mark Scheifele

Mat Barzal

Matt Grzelcyk

Matthew Tkachuk

Michael Latta

Miles Wood

Mitch Marner

Noah Hanifin

Nolan Patrick

Oliver Ekman-Larsson

Oskar Lindblom

Owen Tippett

Paul Bissonnette

Pierre-Luc Dubois

Quinn Hughes

Rich Clune

Roman Josi

Roope Hintz

Sam Reinhart

Spencer Knight

Taylor Hall

Tom Wilson

Travis Dermott

Travis Konecny

Trevor Zegras

Tyler Seguin

Tyson Barrie

Tyson Jost

William Karlsson

William Nylander

Zach Werenski

boob worship

Alex DeBrincat

Alex Galchenyuk

Alex Ovechkin

Alex Turcotte

Alexander Kerfoot

Alexander Radulov

Alexander Wennberg

Andre Burakovsky

Andreas Johnson

Auston Matthews

Beau Bennett

Ben Bishop

Brad Marchand

Braden Holtby

Brady Skjei

Brock Boeser

Brock McGinn

Cale Makar

Carter Hart

Casey Mittelstadt

Chris Kreider

Colin Wilson

Colton Parayko

David Pastrnak

Dougie Hamilton

Dylan Larkin

Elvis Merzlikins

Erik Karlsson

Frederik Andersen

Frederik Gauthier

Gabriel Landeskog

Henrik Lundqvist

Ivan Provorov

Jake Bean

Jake Virtanen

Jakob Chychrun

Jakub Vrana

Jamie Benn

Jamie Oleksiak

Jason Demers

Jeff Skinner

Jonathan Toews

Josh Anderson

Josh Morrissey

Kasperi Kapanen

Laurent Brossoit

Leon Draisaitl

Madison Bowey

Mark Scheifele

Mats Zuccarello

Matt Grzelcyk

Michael Latta

Mika Zibanejad

Morgan Rielly

Nicklas Backstrom

Oliver Ekman-Larsson

Patrice Bergeron

Paul Bissonnette

Pekka Rinne

Philipp Grubauer

Rich Clune

Ryan Graves

Sam Reinhart

Sebastian Aho

Spencer Knight

Travis Dermott

Travis Konecny

Trevor Zegras

Tyler Ennis

Tyson Barrie

Tyson Jost

Zach Hyman

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regular and Crossover one shots

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by CreativityBlooms1991

AU- One Shots (Maybe) with Multiple Pairings in no particular Order or way, also as the title say's there will be crossover one shots and one shots within the fandoms as well.....so in turn I will Put the title of each chapter and who the chapter is about since there might be a crap ton of pairings to go around

Words: 14928, Chapters: 8/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Lost Boys (Movies), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Teen Wolf (TV), Fright Night (2011), The Vampire Diaries (TV), Gotham (TV), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Riverdale (TV 2017), Once Upon a Time (TV), IT (2017), Final Destination (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Hunger Games (Movies), Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Underworld (Movies), Divergent (Movies), The Maze Runner Series - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Fantastic Four (2015), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, 13 Reasons Why (TV), Merlin (TV), Titanic (1997)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Loki/Tony Stark, Loki/Peter Parker, David/Sam Emerson, Michael Emerson/Edgar Frog, Charley Brewster/Jerry Dandrige, Jerry Dandridge/Peter Vincent, Billy Hargrove/Jim "Chief" Hopper, Jonathan Byers/Steve Harrington, Theo Raeken/Stiles Stilinski, Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Malachai "Kai" Parker/Damon Salvatore, Jeremy Gilbert/Damon Salvatore, Oswald Cobblepot/Jim Gordon, Jim Gordon/Jeremiah Valeska, Jacob Black/Jasper Hale, Jacob Black/Garrett, Archie Andrews/Joaquin DeSantos, Archie Andrews/Kevin Keller, Captain Hook | Killian Jones/Henry Mills, Captain Hook | Killian Jones/Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold, Bill Denbrough/Pennywise, Bill Denbrough/Patrick Hockstetter, Alex Browning/Carter Horton, Ian Mckinley/Carter Horton, Peeta Mellark/Finnick Odair, Cato/Peeta Mellark, Owen Grady/Zach Mitchell, Michael Corvin/Lucian, Michael Corvin/Kraven, Chris Redfield/Albert Wesker, Leon S. Kennedy/Albert Wesker, Ahkmenrah/Nick Daley, Ahkmenrah/Larry Daley, Four | Tobias Eaton/Peter Hayes, Eric/Peter Hayes (Divergent), Newt/Thomas (Maze Runner), Gally/Thomas (Maze Runner), Peter Parker/Flash Thompson, Harry Osborn/Peter Parker, Greg Heffley/Rodrick Heffley, Reed Richards/Victor von Doom, Justin Foley/Clay Jensen, Zach Dempsey/Clay Jensen, Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Jack Dawson/Caledon Hockley

Additional Tags: Sexual Content, Grief/Mourning, Hurt/Comfort, Vampires, Werewolves

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Yu9KJj

[bufffnaked]

Volume way up

Tuesday I was workin' late /

Dancer! From Corey

it's a lonely weekend hum accompaniment

B y e David

yeah over mmmmm

No FOMO dance penis all over From Corey!

Sure doesn't mind!

it's alright to be alone sometimes /

Bye Matthew McConahay - Engineer Bitch From Corey the Stud

👱‍♂️🤙😃

When out of the blue /

See yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hurrises

Never gonna git out Seth and Walker klan boyz to prison time

Bye David Flesha Pinkston and Son in law grandson bam jail time

New Jersey go Bye Bye

🙂Gave me butterflies smilegasm smile orgasmic combo platter!

Bye Dave THE BITCH Love see ya' fuck face

Zach didn't last long or brain the duesh past due cram bra

Jason Jenn Brain Colarada so fuckin' stupid like the Douggar and Sylvo Daryl and crew served in front of

Elona and Janine ~ Corey takes care of his women 'cuz he said so! Welcome to party life and beach livin'!!!!!!!!!:)

Bye Camden's Brock shit face and daddio Fordski No sun outdoor time

Frank the shit slicker amputee and Eric

Eric can't stop throwin' up to save her bye carrie and crew

Cam and Coal too stupid to move

Yep

Dee said yes to never a feel of fun Bye King PASSEEEEE so fuckin' fat

Kyle and Andrew so fugly the mirror can't take it

Asta la vesta Doug and Danyelle never men

Doug time is not ever smiled at ya not smellin' ya' bitch

Joisey Doug

Jeff ain't no thing in prison WWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIINK

Lange midgets and midgets enjoy the soap in prison ain't no thang in der

Arthur mcsmalls and dalton eagles band minnies love that prison bar

Caleb never knew ya'

Brad nothin' has changed I'm Days Of Thunder don't forget NA'

Robert Red face got whhhhhhhhhhhiped I tell ya'

See ya' Marlin bitch brand don't know

JOHN VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOIT bitch sauce enjoy finally smellin' the LINDEBALD MINNIS

Abby Dulis made it clean'

:)

Sean Baldy maybe you should look more attractive and show some respect somewherez prison ain't easy loves tit

Todd you can finally paint THE SCENE

Joel didn't ever love

Tate ain't it

Nate from CON Fuck ya'

Ben the mini from BALDMORE bitch ain't easy in the big time

Ezra better men all over

Ezra senyours smell it

Ian MILNAY Anna and kate cali made it smells ya' like tob

Chris the duesh kiss joisey did ya' the deepest i heard LOVES TIT love is a wild thing / I wrote it!:)

Simeon felony matta Smell Nick finally?

Bryson mcsquare so acme face DRock and Tsmalls also fugly

Brad and the beer man Phil bitch is your name

Bobby the pest

Mark the fuck up

Bob the miller

Josh Miller got jizzed on all his life loves tit

Josh OCanar Smells like teen prison time Loves tit

Caleb the square didn't make it a second

Daryl the darebee dare to live

Drew Lawerence fuck up

Ben the canaden So fuckin' fucked like fasha

Scott Wint Canada wasn't better

Bob eagles live is full

Schlag crew prison stripes you thing

Paul the dweeb enjoy the LIFT

Dan and THE yunger bro enjoy music shop

David Wright didn't git to the yungins'

Scott mcsquare space

Listen' to Kasey Musgraves entire Golden Hour cd

Blake see ya'

Blake min flake mo'

Josh Bin Clip Ma Colt Zatch enjoy the prison

Kevin costnar and chilin' enjoy prison life

Kevin mcduesher shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh from Corey and Laurie!:) We fuckin' made it errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrday!:)

Greg MonSTAR never Dyroned huh?

Hamlin tree smell ya' later

Dalton minnisquirts Enjoy MCDAVE sometime possibly David Led

Kevin Led don't be scccccccured okay?

Kevin led dad whatever your fuckin' name is... nobody cared about you

Kristine made it cali in style!:)

Katie Barrass loves naked life with me!:)

Clint Dempsey rotted in prison before Loves tit!

Johnson Johnson

Ralph you duesh

MCDANNY BOY enjoy gettin' to know the REAL Luke

I like where this is goin' /

Sam worthington From Corey!:)

Dr Daddy John the ssssssssqqqqqqqqqqqqqq rest of the fuck ups in Kentuky

David Mutt

Ryan the duesh Queen I see ya' love prison life

Dale Lee you'll get death event

Shawnny Boy enjoy the backside of life

Bill the queer

Bob the vanner

Norfuck

Ty the smeer

Seth the gun

Robbie Mann never a man

Robbie from the RIVA' smells

Brad dugotti enjoy the LYFE

Richard time ya'

Joe the shmo' mo' shmo' like doris in there Loves tit

Joseph Taylor Epperson I'm listen' to the Applebee's music commercial smells in prison

Hunter the hunted

Nick senior year got ya'

Nick the smalls

Can't dance huh?

Laura fuckin' made Cali famous with me young we'll do the thong thang aggan!:)kisses

Jimathey Crammed

Adam bombed

Steve McQueen huh

Jabob into the bob

Colty Bear

Enjoy the prison term of engagement

David the VA

Jake the snake and Luke the bitch

Randal the cunt

Rest of the hewers enjoy the prison lyfe

Rick the ranged aroused?

Caleb the GAMA' enjoy the lyfe

TUNA from the seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Enjoy Jordan

BUM BUM BUM HUM Corey the deepest in history

keep me in your glow / 'cuz im havin' such a fun time with you /

I wrote life! From Corey!:)

Roger the DADGA' not rly a grandparent got ridden RID OF

ARTHUR ERIC FACE sons didn't make it

Space in there

Corey makes the world look beautiful /

looks like paradise /

You set my world on fire /

I know I know I know everything is gonna' be alright /

You're my golden hour /

You set my world on fire /

Golden Hour /

mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmm mmmm mmm m /

Chris the fuck

Pam made my life famous!:) Thank you sweetie!:) From Love

Chris Sales, enjoy my property?

Frank used to be fun

Josiah sucks to suck

Ty Smalls Lyfe only life lived dogs ll be dogs

Dustin just in queer

Dan the G

Steve McQueen dbl

You're stuck out in the same ole' storm again /

Always a bin rainbow hangin' over your head x3

Pipes so rude you couldn't choke a thang

Beth's DUDE Fuck off

Davey Jones Locker

Benhoe the burr enjoy prison in Australia Australia Australia

Danny Boy teh Aussie enjoy

James Dill food lyfe rite?

Dave the TOOOOOUSH Shut tttttthheeee fuck up

Only live once /

Make lots of noise /

Kiss lots of boys kiss lots of girls if that is somethin' you're into /

Follow your arrow wherever it points /

James the just

Drew daddy

Commerical break food

Concerts

Music

Dancin'

Cruises

Josiey Joe never inn

Dave the fucker From Corey and England!:)

Tim Anderson willie

Tim badge tim lange tim from 'troit enjoy prison

Tim the small city prison

Jacob Jared Jason daddio enjoy prison from Corey and your mom!:)kisses to the moon and back!:)

David the account keep those numbers Daryl looks good on ya' witch one? Phil the filth CharLAY ian got there Ivanhoe see yas now