lizzies voicemail: your favorite gamer cant come to the phone right now~ leave a message after the boop!
*boop*
joel, desperate: lizzie please i didnt mean to shoot you i swear i was aiming for scott you know i wouldve given you the crown anyway please you can have it can i sleep with you? no please dont make me sleep with meri on the couch dont get me wrong i love her but please come on im never gonna shoot you ever again MCC is stinky anyway please log back in i love you and i just want to talk
you know what? I'm so proud of our sheriff for winning mcc
him being a bit nervous at the start of the stream since he was playing with like two completely new people (flashbacks to mcc10) and their dynamic turned out to be so fun everyone hyping eachother up and all
I remember the mcc10 where like poor jim was teamed up with dnf and puffy but they were mostly ignoring him to do their own thing except puffy tried to interact with jimmy and all and I'm so happy that this team turned out this way
because being teamed with people completely out of your zone can end in so so many disastrous ways
I'm just really really happy and this was such a pleasant end before the break.
“This could be it. Y’know I said- I said I thought that Orange was a bit down but the thing is Quig is dying early and Smallisbeans? Y’know he 1v3’d my team once. He took down Dream, Michael, and King Burren”
Yes Techno praise my man Joel he deserves it (ref: mcc 10, after orange gets two rounds in dodgebolt)
still cannot get over how much of a toxic sweat joel is. like if you watched his pov for mcc you would have no idea that his main schtick is that he's literally a builder on a fantasy roleplay server he is one of the most unnecessarily competitive players ive ever seen. the guy taught himself to speed bridge for tgttos and he occasionally does it on empires just to show off. he posted a clip on twitter of him playing tgttos on mcc island and the only words he says in the whole clip are "fuck off" four times. he camps the subreddit and viciously attacks anyone who places his team lower than top 5. someone so much as looks at him funny on stream in empires and he goes back to his base, grabs a chestplate and 5 golden apples, and hunts them down in complete silence until they're dead. you just know that man spends hours of his free time grinding competitive minecraft and for WHAT. to build a floating island???? to babysit his armor stand son????? NOBODY does it like him
Had no idea who Ethoslab was and watched a compilation video of YouTubers fanboying over him which was just. Like okay these hermits think he’s the greatest minecrafter ever, sure. Tubbo Fundy and Hbomb?! watching his videos “religiously” since 2011? Huh that’s pretty impressive… JAMES CHARLES BEGGING FOR UPDATES IN THE COMMENTS?! MR BEAST WATCHING NARUTO BECAUSE OF HIM?!?!
Phil: It's no coincidence that some of the best moments — the most scuffed and best moments in Minecraft Monday — clearly had Techno involved somehow. (Part 1 | Part 2)
Phil reminiscing about MCM Techno and the /top incident.
But it would be hilarious for Wilbur to pop in to his team, Team Bolas, and just be flashbanged with Everything that has been driving everyone insane for the last week and the sheer craziness of all the members that were pretty normal (in comparison, like no one was okay then either) when he left them last
Not least the fact that his Dadza has once again joined a new server and adopted like 12 children simply by existing near them