#mcshake

[nosamyrag]

[nyannyannihon]

[decadeofjoy-au]

Good tidings! I offer two toony terrors for the soul (deadzonedenizen is not responsible for any loss or damages to life or property caused by either of the following toys)

Human name: Finn Ridley

Age (when experimented on): 11

Toy name: Max McShake

Type: Milkshake Narwhal

Height: 8'5

Role: Cook(?? Idk he's more of a waiter)

Personality: Absolute show-off. Is the embodiment of 'playing with your food'. The bane of Picky's existence. He'd skate around and juggle plates full of food before perfectly landing it all on the kids' tables...Most of the time. Other times, it's him still perfectly serving the food...but getting himself hurt in the process. The only reason why he's being slightly more careful is because Medic's threatening to stop helping him with his injuries if he keeps being so reckless.

He is the anxiety-inducer of both the kitchen staff and the medical staff. He tends to do things such as fill a glass to the absolute brim that it's on the brink of spilling, perform stunts whenever he's serving the food, all that stuff. He used to be a caretaker, but was eventually deemed a bad influence after some of the kids start trying to copy him and his stunts.

Backstory: Finn was an orphan who was notorious for getting into very avoidable accidents that should've killed him, but didn't. He was just straight up built different from the get-go. Whenever an orphan gets admitted to Playcare's clinic, the pediatricians already know that there's an eighty percent chance it's him. And no matter how many times he ends up hurting himself just because he wanted to impress the other kids with his stunts, he straight up never learned.

Some game station results and a trip to the operating table later, and Finn, or Max at this point, spent most of his pre-HOJ life being locked up in a cell like most toys. It especially broke his sense of identity since he genuinely has a near-identical personality to the actual Max from the cartoon, giving him severe impostor syndrome.

If he wasn't in his cell, he was being forced to test his unremovable skates during many of Dr. Leroy Gallop's experiments. He still retains many cracks and bandages from when he was still getting used to having wheels stuck to his soles. He hates the other scientists too, but Dr. Gallops is a special breed of bastard to him.

Max was probably one of the toys that hesitated the most during the HOJ. He barely remembered anything that happened at the time, only that he was too overstimulated from everything happening and ended up fainting in the process. Even after, he still sometimes beats himself up for not doing more. (Especially about Zack and Maggie's dads)

Weaknesses: His recklessness, queasiness around injuries on toys (does not like being reminded of the whole 'being experimented on' thing), bit more on the fragile side

Strengths: Speed, absolute luck, no seriously his luck stats are maxed out (pun intended), he and Maria would get along (maybe, not really, Maria probably doesn't like him lmao)

Human name: Suzie Acres

Toy name: Carmen Apple

Type: Caramel Apple Caterpillar

Age (when experimented on): 13

Height: 8'7

Role: Multiple roles (A snack vendor for the Theater area, and a janitor)

Personality: Constantly tired, Carmen is the silent type who would let others take the spotlight while she just does her job and go unnoticed. Anytime she does get noticed, it's usually because she ends up slipping on her own mop puddle, just to give up with standing and just sleep there. Lack of sleep is usually due to insomnia (claiming she could heard the bugs scurrying in the walls), and making sure there's absolutely no tripping hazards as she cleans.

Carmen is an incredibly jaded individual, having distanced herself from her fellow toys just to do her own thing (Though she'd still help around if it means making herself feel useful). Once upon a time, she was a kid who wanted everyone's approval. Now, she's just content with whatever. While cleaning, she sometimes accidentally end up hearing conversations from others who don't even end up noticing her, though she doesn't bother doing much about it.

Backstory: Suzie was an orphan who was a severe people pleaser who was also a bit of a klutz (Understatement of the year). Whereas Max gets himself hurt because of his own recklessness, Suzie gets herself hurt unintentionally. Max basically stole all of her luck points, and now she's a hazard to herself 24/7. It was a miracle that she even scored high on the game station tests. Well- it really isn't, but not the point 💀

Being experimented on didn't really help, as one can imagine. Already having severe klutz syndrome and being shoved into a completely unfamiliar body made it extremely hard for her to function. This was a problem to the scientists, since the actual Carmen from the cartoon is supposed to be the responsible, level-headed, reliable figure...which BBI Carmen didn't exactly display. It came to the point that the scientists had to extend her adjustment period, just so she could take more time to finally get used to things.

One thing about Carmen is that like the actual toy being sold in the Playtime Co. brand, BBI Carmen's caramel hair is actually made to smell like caramel, and even feels sticky when touched. One of the scientists' methods to get her to behave is to lock her in a room full of insects and bugs who would mistake her for an actual caramel apple. She was even forced in a room full of feral critters who thought the same, resulting in the bitemarks on her hair.

Post-HOJ, Carmen tends to just stay in the background instead of getting attention, and would rather just sell snacks or mop the floors and hope that she doesn't slip in the process. The closest to an actual friend she currently has is Riley, with them sometimes bumping into each other. Sometimes though, being a janitor can be a difficult job...

Especially if you're moping off blood and viscera.

Weaknesses: Fear of bugs (ironically while being a caterpillar toy), scent attracting said bugs, klutz energy

Strengths: Ability to walk on walls (soles on shoes have the same sticky material as her hair, stealth, good at cleaning up evidence

🪽Oh, I love these two! Nice to see another cook! Would definitely freak out Colby :D added to the list!

[vexwerewolf]

I would like two McShakes please

[polldermodel]

Welke drank bij je McDonalds menu

Cola (zero of gwne maar iig cola)

Chocomel

Fristi

Sprite

Fanta

McShake

Iced coffee

Gwne thee of koffie

Tranen van mn vijanden/niks/kijk resultaat

[jolintsai-es]

[SUB ESPAÑOL] ¡Jolin Tsai, en la nueva campaña para McDonald's Taiwan!

¡Las McShakeFries de McDonald's están de vuelta! Después de 21 años, Jolin sirve como imagen publicitaria y las promociona nuevamente con su concepto de celebridades, trayendo de regreso sus dos sabores clásicos favoritos. Esta vez, también está disponible un modelo de empaque de edición limitada dibujado a mano por Jolin, con símbolos como rosas y hachas*, así como sus queridos perros Whoo-Hoo y Chief… los fanáticos no querrán perdérselo. Desde mañana, 10 de julio, hasta el 6 de agosto, puedes elegir entre el clásico sabor a alga marina o el sabor a cebolla picante por solo 69 dólares taiwaneses. Si pides un combo clásico con papas fritas grandes, ¡puedes agrandarlas por una porción de McShake Fries totalmente gratis!

[susurrus-du-naruto]

Currently, Chapter 15 has writer’s block beating me over the head with a club, so I’ve not been able to write anything solid in about a week or so 🥲

So lemme tell you a bit about my main character! She’s a personal reflection of myself, despite the fact that she wholly identifies as a woman whereas I’m a lovely non-binary creature 🥰🥰🥰🥰💗

Akatani “Tani” Hikanari (MC)

(Ahk-UH-tahn-ee) (Hee-kuh-nar-ree)

I’m giving enough info out but not enough for spoilers; I’ve also included the pronunciation of her name because I wanna make sure that it’s read properly (I’m not trynna sound like a pain in the ass about it, I promise) 🤣

•Well for starters she’s a fucking spitfire and a half tbh (gee I wonder why?) 🤣🤣

•Tani is 20 years old at the beginning of the fic 😁

•She’s got long, silky, jet-black hair, jet-black eyes, and an athletic yet vaguely curvy physique (C-cupped chest, slightly wide hips, and a plump lil 🍑)

•She’s loud and willful and will throw herself in harm’s way to protect her students, her friends, and her Village 🥰

•She’s the jinchūriki of the Two-Tailed cat Matatabi, a being who’s the fucking complete opposite of my OC; where Tani is loud and uses vulgar language, Tabi is more formal/polite yet kind, like fr Tabi is so fucking nice and respectful and chill (until she’s not tho) 🤭🤣

•Tani’s favorite color is a darker shade of green, think like an evergreen

•Her favorite foods are miso soup, pork tonkōtsu ramen, and steamed gyoza

•As far as sweets go, she loves strawberries; like she could gorge herself on a bush of them and it still wouldn’t be enough 🤭🤣🍓

•She always smells of cigarettes, and the forest; she smokes to deal with the bullshit she’s had to endure (tbf I’ve done the same shit so I can’t say I entirely blame her 😅🤣🥲)

•She’s a fucking lightweight when it comes to alcohol, like she can get white-girl wasted in no time 🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣

•She was a shinobi in the ANBU Black Ops from the time she was 11 years old until she was 18 🔪🏹

•Idk if weed🌿 is a thing in the canon-Naruto universe, but I def plan to introduce it in the next coming chapters and I feel like Tani would def end up being like me: a chronic pothead 🤣🤣🤣

These are just some lovely little facts about my OC! Please send me an ask if you wanna know more info about Tani! 😁💗✨

Gently tagging some lovely folks that I either know personally or just know from this lovely little corner of the Internet 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

@holdmyteaplease @the-sundry-system @sundry-whovengerslocked @gail-skywalker @macksting @narutwitter @itachianon @cupcakeswriting @emmett-mccarty-cullen @mcshakes

Please reblog this! I’d love for more folks to interact with this 🤭🥰💗

[transfemmes]

sorry but do u know a flapjackcookie or a mcshakes?? bc one of those looks like the main if the defense sideblogs

flapjackcookie is Station me and my mutuals found this out a little over a year ago when I got an anon about it and a bunch of Station's victims found out they were collectively blocked and confirmed the info lined up perfectly

Station tried to bend over backwards proving it was mutually blocked by the blog

But I was skeptical after the whole Froggy fiasco and then a couple days later someone pointed out it was manually reblogging recent posts

Also it looks like mcshakes is stickermachine now that is absolutely Station I recognize the old url

EDIT stickermachine is now gachacapsule

[gastronominho]

Calda de caramelo está retorna ao McDonald's

Opção volta ao cardápio de bebida da rede e está presente em um lançamento da marca

Opção volta ao cardápio de bebida da rede e está presente em um lançamento da marca O McDonald’s traz de volta um dos acompanhamentos de sobremesas mais pedidos pelos consumidores: a calda de caramelo. O produto pode ser o complemento de sorvetes e de bebidas, como milkshakes. Aproveitando o momento, o McDonald’s lança uma nova sobremesa com a calda de caramelo: o McShake de Caramelo com…

[imexactlydaniela]

Finally got to try McDonald's at Boa Vista Shopping after Burger King in the different shopping.

Me and my family ordered 2 McShakes (mine's strawberry flavored) and 2 McFlurries.

[fandom-hoarder-official]

So fucking mad at McDonald's bc if they were fucking decent I wouldn't need to avoid them, and then I could have a Shamrock Shake, but NOOO they just have to be pro fucking genocide. Obv genocide is worse than me not getting my super fake tasting mcshake so ofc I'm not gonna fucking buy one but I'm mad as hell

[decadeofjoy-au]

TDOJ CHARACTERS HEIGHTS

All heights given were confirmed by their owners

Jamie Maverick(Hug-a-gotchi)= 2 inches

Kaitlyn Katsune(Plug-N-Play)= 2.87 inches

Lottle The Putty Axolotl= 7 inches

Vegefiends= 1’4

Mercy The Mixed Beast= 1’9

Mini Handymen= 2’0

Mini Smiling Critters= 2’0

Mini Nightmare Critters= 2’0

Baggie= 2’2

Stella(Baby Long Legs)= 2’3

Tammy Brook= 2’4

Lolcat= 2’4

Mini Huggies= 2’4

Poppy Playtime= 2’5

Thomas Clarke(Bron)= 2’5

Type and Talk Tommy= 2’6

Medic= 2’6

Scout= 2’6

Zacker= 2’6

Jake Tella(Cindy Ma)= 2’7

Markus Jones(Meringue The Kuddle Bear)= 2’8

The Scruff= 2’9

Byte= 3’0

Visqueux the Slime Boy= 3’5

Hixel Pixel= 4’0

Dr Bruno White(Chester The Chess Piece)= 4’0

Six Coins= 4’2

Zack Danielwoods= 4’3

Vile= 4’3

Mr Shortcake= 4’4

Prince Spruce Cashwell III= 4’4

Elliot Harper(Mr Bergamot)= 4’4

Commander Cinnatart= 4’5

Mangus J. Harper/Maggie= 4’7

Melvin Karobs= 4’8

Lauren Whitlock(Hunnie)= 4’9

Amia Blackwell(Scraps)= 4’11

(The) April Fool= 4’11

Usher Pyper= 5’0

Harry Schwartz(Changing Table)= 5’0

Orion Asteria= 5’0

Madam Macaroona= 5’1

Aether F. Beaumus= 5’2

Azure Nilson= 5’2

A.I.= 5’2

Adrienne Snow= 5’3

Jack Blackwell(Zipper)= 5’3

Rusty/Rusty Myth= 5’3

Caleb= 5’4

Maria Harper/Lucky= 5’4

Angel Creek(Handyman)= 5’4

Eddie M. N. Ritterman(Eddit Eddie)= 5’4

Alon Habagat/Lonnie= 5’5

William Grimes(Pink Cozy)= 5’6

Mandy Grimes(Blue Cozy)= 5’6

Melody Forager(Dainty Dricket)= 5’6

Michael Lamo/Hixel + Maury Serge(Hexabug)= 5’6

Maury Serge= 5’7

Austin Brando(Figaro)= 5’8

Vigilante Velvet= 5’8

Spyro-crylic= 5’8

Leroy Gallops(Bolt)= 5’9

Wyatt Moore(Meadow Dancer)= 5’9

Nurse Mariposa= 5’10

Daisy= 6’0

Lorrie Oak(A.C./Auto Correct)= 6’0

Mackenzie Allan(Rosalie)= 6’1

Azalea King(Trixie Deck)= 6’1

Icarus Tank= 6’1

Richard Lovitz(Voloveoraptor)= 6’3

Miss Delight= 6’3

Connie Stellation= 6’4

Dex the Dracopead= 6’4

The Queen= 6’4

I.D.I.O.T.= 6’5

Norma Smith(Sunnie Daze)= 6’5

Valerie Santos(BitterSweet)= 6’5

Wendall Anderson(Dr Flask)= 6’7

Fallen Petals= 6’8

Doris Emily(Patty The Putty Dragon)= 6’9

Terra Louis(Patty The Putty Dragon)= 6’9

Motherboard= 6’9

Ophelia Derrickson(Splatter Easel)= 6’9

Harven Willows(Splotch Easel)= 6’9

SOSD Nemo= 6’11

Rock-a-bye Rupert= 6’11

Pianosaurus= 7’0

Daniel Undergrowth(Arcade Mole)= 7’0

Weldon Rollins(Foreshore the Time-Stopping Wolf)- 7’0

Doctor Quincy Cross(Bear trap Bernie)= 7’1

Frosty The Yeti= 7’2

Angela Watcher(Doodle The Stretchy Mime)= 7’2

David Allan(Dupin Lupin)= 7’2

Adrienne Snow(Isabelle)= 7’3

Fredrick Woodley(Sock-It)= 7’3

Oskar Rolf(Buddy Putty)= 7’4

Hero= 7’4

Radio Friend= 7’4

The Squirrel= 7’5

Mother Nature= 7’6

Liam Crepe(Shrimphony/Rim)= 7’6

Yarnaby= 7’7

Max Jones(Tye-Dyeler)= 7’8

The buddy blocks= 7’8

Kamren Burch + Martin Lloyd + Jaelyn Dennis(Clarance The Clayman)= 7’8

Mario Gerald Rachels + Johnathan Rachels(Coo-Coo The Dog)= 7’9

Silly The Slime Snake= 8’0

Boxy Boo= 8’0

Die-Aye= 8’0

Bunzo Bunny= 8’3

Wisecrack= 8’3

Cooper Sinclair(Silas The Scorpion)= 8’5

Max McShake= 8’5

Liliana Deleon(Mrs Cake)= 8’6

Madeline Felix + Gabriel Joyfolds(Gray the Gooman)= 8’7

Carmen Apple= 8’7

Mommy Long Legs= 9’1

Pablo Pizzermin(Pizzaman)= 9’2

Lady Sweets= 9’5

Doey The Doughman= 9’5

Douglas Tihs(Sir-Poops-A-Lot)= 9’8

Pedro= 9’9

MooseLtoe= 10’0

Nathan Mayer(AlphaType)= 10’0

Sylvia Fordger(Melly Collen)= 10’6

Boyd Phillip(Antsy Antilope)= 10’6

Cloud the Slimeguy= 10’10

Mr Ideas= 11’1

Rowan King(Ivory Dice)= 11’1

Ira Smiti(Hysteria Hyena)= 11’6

Lola prince(Motza Cheese)= 12’0

Baba Chops= 12’6

Clover Katsune(Larry Limelight)= 12’6

Silencer/Nostalgia Nancy= 12’7

Paula Pizzermin(Riggi Ravioli)= 13’0

Laura Farcraft(Snooze The Dragon)= 13’1

Dr Draco Draconic= 13’1

April Annie Saldana(Ms Moondust)= 13’11

Alfred Michaelson(Stacey Strongson)= 14’0

Kitchan Sink= 14’5

Monkey Bars= 15’5

Luther Bullock(Building Brick Baron)= 15’7

Watcher= 15’11

Dr. Rowena Morrigan(The Funhouse)= 15’11

Leo Saldana(Mr Sandman)= 16’3

Calvin Construt-a-bot= 16’9

Kissy Missy= 17’0

Riley= 17’0

Marcus Danielwoods(Shadows The Bellmaster)= 17’0

Picky Piggy= 17’0

Duke Mayer(Misery)= 17’3

Chris Father(Grumpy Huggy)= 17’5

Huggy Wuggy= 17’5

Catnap= 17’5

Craftycorn= 17’8

Kicken Chicken= 17’9

Hoppy Hopscotch= 17’9

Nancy Stokes(Sarah The Slime Gal)= 17’9

Sir Sheet Serpent= 18’2

Bobby Bearhug= 18’5

Jonah Birch(Devin Devill)= 18’10

Bubba Bubbaphant= 18’11

Dogday= 19’8

Felix Brook= 20’0

Charlie Fordger(Fifi)= 20’0

Marilyn, Gary, Sally, Randal, Clarissa and Mike Charms(The Dearest Family)= 26’0

Clawful= 30’0

Not-Quite-Dead= 35’0

Leith Pierre(The Garbage Disposal)= 40’0 <- Note that any character over this height is unable to move properly due to already having reached ceiling height

UNDETERMINED.

Ruby Ridge, Cotten Talls-Hugcat4ever2468

Taffy, Laffy-Scrappythescraptrap

EXTRA(more to be added)

Rosalie(Max Height)= 12’0

Percival The Plasticine Beast(Monstrous)= 12’5

Clarance The Clayman(Monstrous)= 13’11

Dupin Lupin(Max Height)= 16’0

Buddy Putty(Monstrous)= 17’5

Gray The Gooman(Monstrous)= 21’0

Silly The Slime Snake(Monstrous)= 24’11

Catnap(Standing up)= 27’0

Cloud the slimeguy(Monstrous)= 28’11

Doey The Doughman(Monstrous)= 29’6

Sarah The Slime Gal(Monstrous)= 36'09"

[helloharuo-diary-2023]

Thursday, 8 February 2024

Routine work done. A Union Jack helmet arrived from China. Arrived ahead of schedule. DVDs arrived from TSUTAYA. It's Quadrophenia and other. This TSUTAYA delivery system is good. I ate junk food today. McDonald's cheeseburger, McShake, curry pan and crisps. I couldn't stop.

And so, the dance goes on...

[milkshake-de-videogame]

review de milkshake • episódio 1 - milkshake de morango do mcdonald's

o milkshake do mc donalds ta ficando cada vez mais caro e cada vez mais ruim.

eu AMAVA o milkshake de morango antigo quando ele tinha calda de chocolate nas bordas e granulado. era incrível. eu sempre trocava o refrigerante do mc lanche feliz por ele.

mas por algum motivo SUMIU e agora só tem esse McShake que é absurdamente inferior e com restos mortais da fruta.

é bom mas ta ficando com um gosto muito duvidoso.

[blunt-force-therapy]

Me except I'd become a domestic terrorist for a McShake

i would do anything for $20. or a mcchicken.

-@bananapudding752

[roomly]