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cockworkangels · 8 months
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your election worker is a tumblr blogger
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drumlincountry · 2 years
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I hate how embarrassing ADHD is. Yes. Sat down to work on a job application and scrolled thru someone’s supernatural blog for an hour instead. I don’t even wach that show. Debilitating! infuriating! humiliating!
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paintedcrows · 21 days
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They do this every year...
Happy 25th to Dipdop and Lebam!! and Happy 17th to Hatsune Miku!! 🎉🎉
(comic continued: The M&M stands for...)
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sadclowncentral · 2 months
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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theriverbeyond · 1 year
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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varilien · 21 days
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am i blanchin?
girl we blanchin!!
HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!
Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources
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bags-of-regret · 27 days
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Oh god theres more
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itsscaredycat · 25 days
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so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill
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void-drifter · 13 days
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it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here
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riacte · 9 months
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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anxiousangerball · 1 year
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
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everchased · 3 months
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THAT one's goin on the list too now!
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dendrochronologies · 8 months
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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]
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dovesick · 9 months
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endless night
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anna-scribbles · 3 months
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so this summer i am nannying a 5 year old who loves miraculous ladybug (my dream) & every day she asks if we can play ladybug and chat noir at the park. these are some comics based on our various games<3
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pyrrhuria · 9 months
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meme i made years ago still holds true
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