#me@me

[lightbulb-warning]

fucks me up that conversations are treated like something spontaneous and easy to do?? you gotta say so many words?? in order????? CONTEXTUALLY??? and they also need to have cohesive meaning???? and then they say a bunch of words back to you?????? and those have meaning?????????? and then it keeps going????????????????????????

and you're telling me "overthinking it to the point of paralysis" is the statistically unlikely thingy????? no way.

[greater-than-the-sword]

Just because you're lonely and bored and project all of your ideas about fun stuff you want to do in your life with another person onto a dating fantasy doesn't mean that any of that stuff is inherently romantic in nature or that you would be ruining anything by living out your dreams with a platonic friend... go have fun

[badaseyebags]

i swear i better meet the love of my life or win the lottery the way i’ve been having the worst week of 2024 cuz this is insane 🤯

[jpg-of-dorian-slay]

foolish one stop checking ao3

[mityenka]

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[mallalada]

the voice of the devil

[semperintrepida]

This is the worst timeline. (x)

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[vee-lociraptor]

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

[docdufresne]

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[persianmom]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[archivegeo]

got a major pest problem this year actually