#me@me

[lightbulb-warning]

fucks me up that conversations are treated like something spontaneous and easy to do?? you gotta say so many words?? in order????? CONTEXTUALLY??? and they also need to have cohesive meaning???? and then they say a bunch of words back to you?????? and those have meaning?????????? and then it keeps going????????????????????????

and you're telling me "overthinking it to the point of paralysis" is the statistically unlikely thingy????? no way.

[greater-than-the-sword]

Just because you're lonely and bored and project all of your ideas about fun stuff you want to do in your life with another person onto a dating fantasy doesn't mean that any of that stuff is inherently romantic in nature or that you would be ruining anything by living out your dreams with a platonic friend... go have fun

[badaseyebags]

i swear i better meet the love of my life or win the lottery the way i’ve been having the worst week of 2024 cuz this is insane 🤯

[jpg-of-dorian-slay]

foolish one stop checking ao3

[faaun]

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[persianmom]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[redstonedust]

phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

[xxscrabiesxx]

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?