#meet cute? / meet angry 😡

[throwmethroughawindow]

anyways what’s stopping me rn from writing a fanfic where ProHero!Bakugou stumbles across fanfictions about him and he jokingly starts reading them to the rest of the heroes but he starts to get a little annoyed at how the writer portrays him so he goes out of his way to make an account (blackandorangeexplosionking) to comment on the fics like

“Dynamite wouldn’t do this”

“He can definitely lift more than 800 hundred pounds”

“He doesn’t smell sweet, he smells really manly and not like caramel”

“Dynamite doesn’t live in a fuckin’ penthouse, he has a nice house in the suburbs away from all these extras. He’s not like fuckin’ IcyHot”

And the writers like ???? Shut up these are my headcanons about him and you can’t change how I see him??? If you wanna write what you think he can / can’t do, what he does / doesn’t like, write your own stories???

And he gets upset and comments “I know him personally and he thinks these are dumb stories”

And writers like 🙄🙄✋🏽lol ok whatever loser

And Bakugou gets so riled up he stops commenting on writers stories and just starts sending them messages on every platform they have; telling them that they have false information and they have no idea who dynamite really is and writing him how they do is stupid and writer finally gets fed up and is like ok let’s meet up and fckn talk at a coffee shop or something since you feel so passionate about these fictional headcanons / stories about a prohero who won’t ever see them

Bakugou’s foaming at the mouth ready to rip into the writer so he drops the name of a hole in the wall coffee shop and says they have 30 minutes, he’ll be sitting in the back and so he shows up 20 minutes early to sit and rehearse what he’s going to say and tell them to take down their stories because theyre not accurate but then the cutest cutie pie (writer🤍) walks in with an annoyed look on their face and he’s lost for words (wow for once) and doesn’t know what to say to them.

Bakugous wearing a mask and a hat pulled over his ash blonde hair but his carmine eyes are sharp as ever as he assesses the writer; their eyes widening in recognition of the pro hero Dynamite sitting in front of them. It had been Dynamite all along reading the silly head canons and stories about himself, no wonder he made comments like that. And oh my god the fucking smut Jesus Christ. Embarrassment was evident on writers face but they sit down across from him and patiently wait for him to tell them everything they got wrong.

[jules-loves-lukecastellan]

| (PART 2) luke castellan x fem! daughter of poseidon! reader

౨ৎ warnings ౨ৎ: none i don’t think (sneaking out maybe??)

౨ৎ summary ౨ৎ: after getting caught on their secret date, they decided to hang out at luke’s cabin late at night.. (PART 2 to “I thought this place was secret..”)

“I think my eyes turn into hearts whenever I see you”

“okay goodnight y/n. see you in the morning.” percy quietly says, yawning. “goodnight percy sleep well.” you say with a smile on your face.

you check your phone (let’s pretend we use phones in this imagine) and see that’s it’s 10:20. “hey why aren’t you in your pajamas yet?” percy asked, cocking an eyebrow.

“oh.. uh.. i have some more duties that i gotta do before i get to bed.” you said, eye darting anywhere but percy’s. he looked very suspicious of you but brushed it off his shoulder, he was extremely tired.

as percy’s head hit the pillow, you start to make your departure to the door of your cabin. as you’re just about to leave, you decide to put your hair in two loose braids.

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your knuckles hit the familiar cabin’s door three times softly, afraid of waking any other campers before the door opens and you see the familiar face of your boyfriend.

you instantly put your arms around his neck and both your foreheads touched. “i thought you’d never come.” luke whispered while smiling and kissing the tip of your nose.

he pulled you inside his cabin and led you to his bed, where he moved the covers over and got in. luke moved over so there was room for you and he held out his arms for you to lay into.

as your laying on his chest, hearing his heartbeat and his arms are around your shoulders, you both are just soaking in comfortable silence. “i love you.” you said, very nervously. you two had never used the “L” word before.

luke just sits there caught off guard. as soon as he registers what you just said. “luke?” you say, shakiness visible in your voice as you look up and your eyes meet his soft chocolate ones.

he just looks down at you, as if you asked him to marry you. a twinkle in his eyes, like flicks of gold meeting the warm sunshine.

a loving smile appears across his face, dimples very evident. he leans down and he whispers “you’re the most amazing thing that’s ever happened to me.” as he turns away from your ear and captures your soft lips in a loving kiss.

that kiss symbolizes your true love for one another. as your lips part, you just look at each other. hearts in your eyes.

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the next morning, you awoke next to a very cute, resting luke. as you checked your phone, your screen lit up with many messages from percy like “WHERE TF R U?!” “ARE U OKAY?! ARE U DEAD” “y/n.. plz answer me. i’m scared” “OMG YOU BETTER NOT BE WITH THAT STUPID HERMES BOY😡😡😡!!!!!!”

you rolled your eyes softly pecking luke’s temple as you exit the bed and out the door. only to be met by an angry looking percy.

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౨ৎ a/n ౨ৎ- part 2 done! i rly hope this is good enough lol. i rly enjoyed writing this! i love fluff with luke <33. don’t forget to request!! (idk how to put requests on so just pm them to me hehe🫶🏻)

-jules🎀

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@simrah1012 @mimisamisasa

[hotchs-big-hands]

can i rant for bit cuz ugh why do all the men on dating apps suck?? i hate how some men really seem to fetishize plus size women. like when you're trying to talk with them and all they wanna talk about is sexual stuff from the get go 😡😤 like hello?!? im more than just my body?? ive never even met you dude. ive got a personality, interests, etc. like do these men think they're doing plus size women a favor by aggressively sexualizing them?

it honestly sucks so much. so in order to cope I've been fantasing about hotch 😏

like imagine dbf!hotch where he overhears you ranting about dating and the men on the apps and later tries to talk to you about it. he'd tell you that they're all boys and you need a man.after hearing how upset and objectified you feel he'd probably decide to actively pursue you. especially if you've had a will they-wont they thing going on.

i just really want him to seduce me and give me a reason to delete all my dating apps

❤️‍🔥

I'm so sorry this is so late but girlie I feel this so hard. I legit gave up on dating apps cuz it was just "let me see how big your tits are" "😜 wanna meet up and fuck?" Even if your profile says you're not looking for that, youre looking to date! I thought at one point I found someone who was chill and wanted to just go on a date but then 🧍 well, we won't get into that. All in all, ppl need to stop fucking fetishising fat ppl. It's dehumanising. Do we want to be desired sexually? Absolutely. But not just that tho. We want to be loved and accepted for who we are and how we look. I really hope that you do eventually find someone who doesn't just see you as a sex object, ❤️‍🔥 anon because you deserve it 💖💖

Dbf!Aaron Hotchner is sooooooooo🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 OOOOOGH

He is fucking PISSED knowing you're being treated like this on dating apps. He thinks it's fucking disgusting that people see you as nothing but a fetish. He fucking adores you. He thinks you're funny, sweet, beautiful, kind and well, of course he thinks you're fucking sexy too. But knowing you're trying to deal with all this shit makes him angry.

So he does whatever he can to show that he's, first of all, into you very much so. But also that hes not after you just for "having a good fuck with a thicc girl". The thought of people treating you as less than human, just sexual organs because of your curves makes him fucking sickened. Man starts to rly make an effort to show he is interested in you. He tries even harder to make you smile and laugh, treats you to stuff, is extremely attentive if you ever vent to him. And he can see it's working, you've got a pep in your step, and you always have that adorable shy smile on your face whenever he talks to you or looks at you. Big fan of fixing a stand of your hair.

One day something changes, you come to him upset and frustrated and you show him the dating app. You vent about it to him all about the disingenuous guys on there only seeing you as a thicc chick to fuck so they can tick it off their bucket list. And so he hugs you close, kissing the top of your head and says he can't stand to see you so upset anymore. But he has something to say that could help.

You pull away, confused. And he's looking at you with so much tenderness your heart tightens. He smiles, brushing a stray tear from your cheek.

"Sweetheart, those stupid boys don't know what they're doing. They don't know how to treat a woman, how to make her feel loved and cared for and seen as more than just their body type. I... I want to know if you'll have me. Accept me to show you how you deserve to be treated."

You can barely string words together, it's cute. But he sees more tears again and he panics, thinking he's gone too far.

"I'm sorry, this was not appropriate. I-"

"Yes.. I- yes, I want you." You interrupt him. It makes him pause, staring at you for a moment as he studies your expression. You glance away, feeling shy again. "I only started using dating apps because I didn't think I'd ever get to be with you, Aaron..."

Oh, oh sweetheart. His heart is soaring and he pulls you close for a tight hug, swaying you gently.

"Sweetheart, you have me. I'm yours."

Needless to say you freed up a lotttttt of space on your phone getting rid of all the dating apps 🥰 plenty of storage for the incoming pics you and Aaron will take together from this point forward.

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Drugfriend (overprotective husband mode)/ Shrugfriend meeting Brick

Brick: Ha! Say pipsqueak, whose this fair feminine fella here?

Drugfriend: He is none of your business!😡

Sick BF: (feels unsettled) Uh who are you exactly?

Brick: Oh me? Well I'm brick, but you can call me *takes Sick Boyfriend's hand like a "gentlemen" the man of your dreams~

Sick BF: (disgusted) W-wha?!

Drugfriend: (feeling red with anger) *mind* This motherfucker.....

Brick: I would love to know everything about you, Sick Boyfriend~

Sick BF: Uh how did you know my name?

Brick: Oh, I just guessed it, you know you're name suits you very well, like a pretty boy

Sick BF: *gags* (mind) Oh hell no...

Drugfriend: *mind* is he seriously trying to flirt with Sick Boyfriend in front of my face?!😡

Brick: You know, you pretty cute for a male

Sick BF: *gags* Uh thanks? I guess *mind* Bleh, he stinks!

Brick: You know, I can make all your dreams come true, if you go out with me~

Sick BF: *gags* (mind) Hell no, You do realized I'm married and have a kid right?!🤢

Drugfriend: (gotten more angry) *mind* this fucker!😡

Sick BF: Uh can you let go of my hand now? You're kinda making me uncomfortable

Brick: *lets go of Sick Boyfriend's hand* Okay, besides i just wanted to say you deserve me better than this Pipsqueak. Ha!

Drugfriend: *Growls*

Brick: Yeah, I'm more handsome and "Tall" than h-*gets hit in the pee pee* Ow! *falls to the ground*

Drugfriend: Woah😳

Sick BF: Man, he gets on my nerves! Hmm? *looks at Drugfriend who has a nosebleed and blushing*

Drugfriend: Holy shit, that was hot! 😍😍😍

Sick BF: (confused) Hmm? uhhhh what? 😳

[crisiscutie]

Sigh. I knew there would be some poor writing in the last two chapters of First Soldier, episode 1. This is all just my opinion, by the way.

First off, I think Glenn kicking Sephiroth's necklace into the Lifestream was just pointlessly cruel and done for cheap drama. I love the necklace conveniently coming back for that. Based on what I read and saw about Glenn's character, his relationship with Sephiroth was helping him become a stronger and more mature leader before these chapters. Why did all of that regress now? Of course, him being shocked and even angry with Sephiroth was reasonable considering that he saw him struck down a defenseless boy. But he barely spent any time questioning him before making a pointlessly cruel decision to kick away one of the few precious things Sephiroth had, and he knew that.

I don't understand how they can meet again after ten years and STILL have civil conversations. What the fuck. The necklace issue is barely discussed. Sephiroth must be pretty angry towards Glenn about losing something so precious to him, so it's strange that he would keep his emotions bottled up this one time. It doesn't make sense that Glenn forgetting or putting his grudge aside either. I have no doubt the necklace grudge would come up again, but why so quick to push it underneath the rug???

And then Matt and Lucia barely exist as usual. Why make these characters if you won't use them, writers?

The good:

A little more of CGI Sephiroth. Always nice to see him in his beauty.

Adult Sephiroth seemingly exhausted after slaying enemies on the battlefield. I love this because it showcases the more human and flawed side of Sephiroth that we've been promised to see more of.

Sephiroth genuinely wanting and trying to be a hero... It's so sweet. And so the roots of his messiah complex took place, which only grew stronger after Nibelheim.

Sephiroth having that cute, silent pout when getting his pictures taken. 😡

Sephiroth having those JENOVA-induced headaches just like Cloud...

YOUNG ANGEAL. LET'S GO!!!!

I'm still seriously concerned about the future of the game, especially after reading Square Enix's recent financial report. The company is literally bleeding money. Not to mention, Rebirth and FF16 aren't selling as well as they wanted.

This new teaser doesn't guarantee that FS will last for sure. With two climax chapters already released and rushed out of the door, they might not be as concerned about cutting off the game's service suddenly. But who knows? 🤷

[inlovelawyers]

I had a vision: a female prosecutor for Athena. She's very green and young. They're rivals with opposing goals in court but Thena is very sweet and wants to be supportive.

Thena: We'll battle to the death for this verdict!

Widget: 😡

Thena: But if you need a tip or two, I'll be super glad to lend you a hand!

Widget: 🥰

And the prosecutor is super confused because they shouldn't be working together. It's literally a battle and the best lawyer wins.

In the end, she loses, of course, and wonders if it was some sort of dirty trick to catch her with her guard down. Then the prosecutors at the office are like: "Oh, your first case was against a lawyer from the Wright Co? They're all like that. Whether you like or not, she's your friend for life now. There's no escape. The Chief Prosecutor? His rival chased him since childhood and even pursued a law career to meet him again in court. There's no escape from a Wright Co. lawyer."

And Simon is nodding in the distance because "same".

The new prosecutor is horrified and confused. She never asked for a personal rival, she was just standing there trying to do her job and build a law career. But Athena keeps asking Edgeworth to get assigned more cases with her, as an attempt to support her new personal prosecutor.

And she's like: "What's wrong with you?!! Are you obsessed with me or something?"

To which Athena replies: "I just want to be supportive 😢 but don't you ever think I'll go easy on you! 😤"

And she's just: "🧍‍♀️"

That's her life now. She was just a little gal trying to her job but suddenly she got a rival she never asked for. And she's sweet. And kinda cute??? She feels as if nothing made sense anymore and her emotions are all over the place. Athena obviously can hear her loud heart in the next trial, which leaves her very worried. Her reaction to Athena's concern? She has a full crisis and storms out.

From that moment on, she acts very tsundere-ish, say, like Miles used to before making peace with his career and the fact that he couldn't escape Phoenix.

She's foaming in the mouth with gay thoughts and confused angry noises because no one ever told her she would have to deal with *that* kind of stress at work.

The Prosecutor's Office even have a name for it. It's called the Wright Co. Effect.

She's decided to take Athena down. She will now have a full character development in which she embraces her new life and emotions and bond with her rival, realizing there's no escape. But it’s okay in the end. Because Athena is sweet and makes her smile.

[moaserendipity]

Love in the Air Finale messy review

The last episode is here, so without further a do let's dive in. This is going to be one hard-ass episode!

I love this little group of friends. They are all cute and even Sig is charming. Sky is not hiding at all is he, this sweet boy is in LOVE. Rain tries to tease him but is not succeeding and I love that so much. Rain being all nosy, it’s too cute! Sky has a beautiful smile, I love it!

OHHHHH we are getting to see Sky past, wow, wait do I really want to see what happened… like I am already dreading this😬😢 innocent Sky, being taught “wrong” things and falling for the bad boy, it’s really cliché but I would be the same I guess. Sigh such a shame this actor is very handsome…

OKAY TRIGGER WARNING COMING UP! ⚠️

Sky really was in love with Gun, that is the sad part. 😢 you wished he listened to his friends but I guess love does make blind, sadly enough. I AM SO ANGRY AT GUN, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! 😡 HOW DARE HE ABUSE SKY LIKE THAT! Sky is literally begging him to not hurt him😡😭 GUN IS THE LOWEST AND THE MOST TRASHIEST PERSON TO WALK ON THIS PLANET, I WANT TO THROW MY CUP OF TEA AT HIS FUDGING HEAD! HOW DARE HE! I CAN NOT WATCH THIS! GUN IS SERIOUSLY LETTING HIS FRIENDS R*PE HIM!!! DISGUSTING! I HATE THIS SO MUCH!!🤬🤬🤬🤬😭😭😭😭 poor Sky😭 and only because he was bored🤬😭

Ugh Pai, please go to Sky fast, he needs you right now🥺 it will be okay Sky, it will be okay🥺 the way Pai immediately knows something is up. I love how he immediately calls it a night and runs to Sky. UGH THESE FUCKERS, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM PAI AND NEVER TAKE SKY’S NAME INTO YOUR FUDGING MOUTH GUN!!!🤬

See that happy smile on both their faces. I am melting everytime I see them like this🥹 see all Sky needs is love and I am happy Pai is giving him this🥹 Also hello hot kiss👀 these sweet moments are just so meaningful. Wow Pai is really cleaning Sky up, what a boyfriend, amazing, never thought we would see this in a BL. My heart is melting, these cuties🥹

Ugh, I guess the horror is starting huh. Sky shouldn’t have gone to the race🙈 awww that back hug! See that SMILE, MY HEART PEOPLE!!

🥹 hahha yeah hurry up Pai!! Listen to Payu! I love this so much. Okay but Rain is also enjoying this new Sky🤭 Aiiii don’t let Sky go alone Rain! Jup there we go, that fucker Gun! I hate this already! Just run away Sky!! The fear on Sky’s face, please nooo I don’t like this at all!

Ah, there we have the other fucker! I hate him as well! He r*ped Sky, I hope you will meet karma you asshole. Pai never give your key card to anyone! I mean why would you do that, let him arrange his own damn room, asshole! See Payu has his head in the right place! You don’t want to know what they are planning Pai! The way Gun is intimidating Sky right now, please can we kill this fucker already! I hate this and the fact that I can’t protect Sky at all! Stop putting doubt in his mind asshole! Ugh, the way you can tell Gun is suddenly interested again now that Sky isn’t broken anymore! I hate this!!

Yes Sky, Pai isn’t like that, please never believe anything that asshole is saying. I love how worried Rain is but he shouldn’t have listened to that damn “guard” and he shouldn’t have left Sky even though he said it was okay! I am already holding on to my heart because I know this is going to be heartbreaking and I know I will be angry as hell!

TRIGGER WARNING PART 2⚠️

GOD RUN SKY😭 NOOOOOO DONT DO THIS TO SKY!! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM!! Fucking GUN ASSHOLE! I HATE THIS MAN SO SO MUCH! THE WAY HE IS BRAINWASHING SKY LIKE THAT! Just don’t believe anything he says Sky, please! Pai will come to rescue you. Stop touching him! I WANT TO THROW SOMETHING AT HIS HEAD!! This trashy lowlife of a guy I hate him so much, I really want him to hurt so badly! STOP BRAINWASHING HIM!! IT'S TOO MUCH! STOP IT, JEEZ!! Please don’t r*pe him, just please! You are going to be dead meat asshole! (I'm sorry I just went through this, this is my genuine reaction)

Oh I really thought he didn’t even go to Payu but Rain did. Both are worried. There we go, save your man Pai, please save him!! Wow fucking asshole really trying to pin this on Sky as if he will believe you asshole! Sky is in shock😭 do you hear that, that’s the sound of my heart breaking… this poor boy. Yeah Rain please watch over him🥺

PLEASE HURT HIM GOOD! AHH PAYU I GET IT BUT DAMNNNN!

Sky went into shock I think. Please get through to him! Just cry Sky, just cry. Ugh Pai crying for him, I am sobbing right now, my heart is crying for both of them but especially for Sky. Please protect him forever Pai! He deserves to be loved and cherished his entire life. You are safe with Pai, Sky! Just cry it’s okay!

Oh, he is taking him home. He is finally telling PAI what happened and my heart hasn’t stopped crying but here we go again. The way Pai started to cry when he told him what happened to him when he was with Gun, I can not even imagine the pain Pai must’ve felt at that moment but I love how pure his love for Sky is. Sky you are not trash, damaged goods, or worthless!!!!!! You are the most precious boy in the world. The fact that he couldn’t do anything for Sky during that time, you can see it killed him inside.

Thank god they found each other when they needed each other the most. I do love he isn’t making promises but just tell him that he will show him with actions, that’s the only way. Hugs make so much good in the world.

I think this is the best ending so far. The way they love each other, Sky finally got his happy ending. I am in tears yes thank you Pai for saving our Sky! These smiles! I love this ending so much😭

“to win a stony heart, You must use your own” and that’s how we end this review.

Final Shoutout;

I must say this episode made me angry like I had to pause it so many times, to just calm down. I really have to give props to the actor that played Gun because istg I hate him, so I guess job well done! Also, I have to praise Peat for the way he took on Sky, he was perfect! The way my heart cried for him, smiled with him, and well you know didn’t mind the hot scenes🤭 and then Fort, our emotional sweetheart of a “player” I love how he poured his heart into Prapai, he was amazing!

Now as for Boss and Noeul, they won my entire heart, which at this point isn’t a secret. I loved how Boss portrayed the mature but also teasing Payu, he suited that part amazingly, and then Noeul. The way he made me fall in love with Rain instantly, is just really an achievement. The way he portrayed the feisty, cute, and a little bit dumb/innocent Rain was brilliant. So thank you to the actors for stealing my heart and now I am just going to be sad every Thursday because what now😭

[chickensarentcheap]

🙃 how do you feel about it rn?

🤌🏼 what feels does it hit?

👀 fav side ship in it?

🤭 main ship’s kind of tension?

😡 who’s the villain?

🧸 cute and fluff sneak peek?

💍 biggest supporter for WIP?

🤯 personal character hc in WIP?

🔮 predications on future feedback to WIP?

🚨 any trigger warnings?

🍻 fav dynamic duo in WIP?

🥸 tag yourself, which WIP character are you?

I'm feeling a little frustrated and disheartened, but it has a lot of potential and I just need to keep going

ALL THE FEELS! lol. It's angsty, it's sweet at times, it's bound to make people angry at moments

There is no side ship. As of this moment, anyway.

Sexual lol. Or at least it will be. Sexual and love lost and returned and needing to get back on track

The High Table (from John Wick)

When Tyler meets Esme's daughter (well, it's also his and he knows it as soon as he sees her), the little girl becomes very intrigued by him. How big he is, his scars, his tattoos, his accent. They end up back in Australia at his place for a bit, and she is attached to his hip and just follows him everywhere. Asking constant questions, wanting to help with whatever he's doing

There's so many people that have reached out and expressed their support! Especially yourself, @starryeyes2000 @youflickedtooharddamnit, @tragiclyhip, @secretaryunpaid

I have none

I'm hoping more people will reblog and comment!

profanity, smut, blood, gun violence

It will always be Esme and Tyler

I want to say Esme. But I'm not lucky enough to land a hottie like Tyler ;)

[kalims]

✉ ⋮ ballz in yo jaws, someone buy me primogems because I'm fucking broke /hj🤣🤬😈

genshin impact boys + headpats.

fluff, established relationship, headpats idk??

┊𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐔𝐂

slowly blinks in suprise before averting your gaze while trying to keep up his nonchalant look. this was both hell and heaven for him, he feels so embarrassed to the point where the only thing he can do is quietly letting your palm flatten out the top of his head.

all while the giddy feeling in him blooms into an uncontrollable warmth spreading throughout his body. he might not seem like he's enjoying it but trust me he's doing everything he can to not explode on the spot.

┊𝐊𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐀

smiles at you in amusement, half lidded eyes fluttering closed as he chuckled lightly and let you continue on he was obviously enjoying this way too much. kaeya was torn between never letting you live this down or basking in the moment. (spoilers: he did both)

if you pull away, that is where you meet your demise because he'll be hitting you with comments like. "did you enjoy yourself?" and "I like that, would you mind continuing?" + smug fucking grin.

┊𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄

will absolutely drop everything to give you atleast most of his attention, in this case he completely discarded the paperwork he was previously scribbling on. claiming that 'he'd always choose you over some boring documents'

he looks like this cute little puppy that you'd see on a sidewalk, adorably soaking up all the affection before giving you twice the amount because he lovesss you. and totally not because he saw this as a little competition. <3

┊𝐙𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈

very happy. at most times he'll close his eyes, quiet down and reach over to hold your hand. gently rubbing little patterns on your palm, if he's in a particularly good mood, he'll trace his name and 'mora' over it.

if the paragraph above didn't happen then he'll have this sudden urge to stare deeply in your eyes with a relaxed smile. the intense stare was enough to lull you into giving him more pats with wobbly/heart eyes.

┊𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎

intently stares at you, it's not long before his face shifts between a look of confusion and a frown. he doesn't know what you're doing but it feels really nice. he'll grab your wrist cautiously before demanding what you did to him. "human mortal, what have you done to me?" + angry and lost face with a frown.

somehow manages to calm down, he now says. "disgusting, is this what humans do? do it again." every other day because he said so. he thinks he's so confident but in the end he ends up slowly and gently placing your palm on his head with an embarassed look. 😡💓

┊𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈

he's more than happy to oblige, venti hums teasingly when you reach out but the question of "what are you doing?" dies in his throat when you pat his head. you're actually so adorable, omg he loves you sm. he now wants all your attention on him, no one but him should get headpats because he's your boyfriend. 😽

venti enjoys it to the fact that he drags you over to windrise and lays his head on your thighs before looking at you expectantly, yes he wants more headpats and you're not going until he says so.

┊𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐃𝐎

makes a sound of intrigue, instead fixes his position so you can get better access of his head. veryyy interesting, is this what lovers do? albedo probably stares in your eyes, only blinking when the impact of your palm takes him off guard. to basically sum it up, he's right there blinking and randomly humming. you've caught his attention now.

sucrose can literally tell him something like. "mondstadt is burning to the ground." and he'll only mindlessly nod, he's either already occupied by your affection or he's still thinking about the time you gave him the 'pats on the head'. he's too deep in thought man, if something catches albedo's interest he'll be thinking about it for a long time. atleast before he finds something more interesting. (37% chance to happen btw)

┊𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐄

glares at you passive agressively and is surprisingly quiet. just awkwardly stands there while you pat his head continuously with a content look. basically he's like "I don't want someone to see this but ur cute ig so it's fine.🙄" only wretches back when someone enters the room, but then he starts to yell at said person to leave while threatening to wipe out their entire bloodline.

if you draw your hand back he'll catch you and mutter along the lines of "did I tell you to stop? no. keep going." with a stupid sassy eyeroll. and if you squint you might catch the sight of his pinkish cheeks. la signora enters the room and smugly smirks at him. good lord, the peace is now gone. "what the hell u lookin at huh?? did u forget that I have higher authority than u?? 🤬🤬"

┊𝐊𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐇𝐀

ah kazuha, ever the angel. he merely regards you with a welcoming look, urging you to continue with your actions. both of you enjoy a comfortable quiet silence with you happily providing him with love 💞 though he ends up holding your hand against his cheek while smiling mischievously at you.

a crewmate once caught you giving him the forbidden pats and teasingly asked you if they could have some too, kazuha's smile wavered a little when you went along with their joke. but he eventually gets back at you with the tactic of giving you the h**dp*ts himself. you're just in his arms a flustered and embarassed mess that secretly likes the attention. ><

┊𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐀

is the most joyful out of all the boys, thoma has no shame, he's a mix of a gentleman, a laid-back light teaser and a soft man so he'll probably be asking if you're alright with more headpats then proceeding to smile innocently after he blackmailed you for more love. he'll apologize with a cute little grin after so its hard to stay mad at him. >:(

it'll turn into a little game, if you give him one pat he'll also give you one pat on the head, if you give him two then he'll do the same. it's honestly really funny and highkey cute to see a random couple under the shade of a sakura tree in a competition of who could give the other more pats. everyone totally envies your relationship because it's seems so healthy and happy. 😤

[chqrryvelvet]

hii!! i wanted to slide in and cutely make an owari no seraph request for crowley, shinya and guren with a s/o that’s kind of an airhead and oblivious to their flirting

hi hi I am sooooooo sorry anon!! tysm for requesting ilyyyyy babie.

crowley

does not have a problem with it

takes advantage of it actually

he’s one of the bitches that plays this exact scenario every time and you are the dumb bitch that falls for it every time:

“y/n do you see that over there?”

“huh? where?”

then he proceeds to get unnecessarily close to you to show you what he’s looking at

whew

and then you kill the vibe by saying you still don’t see what he’s talking about ouch 🤕

related but if he had an alexa what do you think he’d ask her to play…

anyways

he’s what you call “down bad”

it humors him though how oblivious you are and maybe that’s not a bad thing… he just wants to be close to you…

cute

he also mentions how cute you are to your face too

“you look wonderful today y/n ;)”

“aw, thanks :]]”

that’s it

LOL

sometimes when he’s gone for a long time he’ll come back and be like, “i missed you, y/n ;)”

and you’re like “i missed you too bestie!!!”

ouch x2

you finally get the hint after he saves your ass on the battlefield

and usually vampires don’t care about saving each other?? so you ask him why he did

and he’s like “it’d be a shame to see someone i care about leave me for the afterlife.”

you pass out after that but you have a very thorough conversation after

kind of

guren

this bitch 🤪😡

like crowley in the sense that he gets unnecessarily close to you

especially when he uses the wanting to see what you’re doing excuse

pls. you feel his breath on your ear as he leans over your shoulder and you DON’T think anything of it?

he’s so done

but he thinks it’s so fun bc he does see you blush and get flustered every now and then but then he’s like: this bih really thinks it’s because of the heat?? in december??

you are just soooo funny eye roll emoji

honestly at first he was just doing it because mahiru was pissing him off, but then he saw you kick absolute ass in your torn uniform (that you did so well at covering up?? teach me ya ways baybeeee) and a switch just flipped. like he found everything about you so attractive after that??

the only thing that pisses him off is how oblivious you are!! like bitch! let me kiss the shit out of you!!

and he DOES

after kureto humiliates you in his office in front of everyone he grabs your wrist and plants his lips on yours for a long time because you’re just so sad and honestly just needed that

and you needed him too. quit lying.

totally says “i’ve been wanting to do that for a while.”

you’re just like, “oh”

please

shinya

this is so hard

i would be the one flirting with HIM

anyways

he’s just very sweet to you, but you don’t think anything of it because he’s a sweetheart to everyone (you think…)

like he wouldn’t touch you unless he’s “guiding” you to your seat during or after a meeting.

by guiding i mean hand on the lower back kind of action… PLEASE

but he does it so you can barely feel the ghost of his hand against your lower back

he’s just so… respectful :((

during that whole mission in the second season he was soooo worried about you

like he knows you’re strong but he actually likes you a lot and does NOT want to see you vampire food aw

he even lets you ride in his lambo with him! thinks he’s so cool by hot wiring it and everything

totally asks you about what you’d wanna do if all of this seraph of the end stuff comes to an end

definitely gets a little sad when you say you would like a family :((

he wants to be your family!!! WTF

subtly hints that he would like one too if the opportunity arose

side-eyes you too

you just sweetly say that you hope it works out for him and he genuinely thinks you’re friendzoning him!!

but then you say something stupid like “who would you want one with?”

girl, it’s lit rally you

STOP

he finally just straight up tells you later on when he’s kind of angry with the whole situation at the end of s2

“i like you. as in i would stay with you forever if you’d let me.”

you’re kind of shocked but he doesn’t give you a lot of time before he kisses you

you can take a guess on how that ended LOL

[equizona]

Just a fluffy lil’ crack request that makes me giggle sometimes 😂

So let’s say not all demons are on board with Diavolo trying to connect the three realms and they assume MC is dangerous since they already made pacts with the 7 demon lords but MC is just this adorable cinnamon roll that literally could do no harm. Like imagine these lesser demons just try to expose this harmless bean of a human for being dangerous when they’re too sweet to hurt anyone.

Demon: Don’t trust that human! They’re evil and plotting against you! 😡

Everyone:*looks to MC*

MC:*is chibi and sitting under a tree doing nothing*…*waves at everyone with a soft smile before getting distracted by a butterfly that lands on their nose*

Can I request head cannons of the Bros reacting to this? ☺️

Note: So.. MC being accused of being evil? It gets kinda repetitive, apologies. Like.. kinda really repetitive? I feel they'd react kinda the same way. Also, they're short but I tried—

Fandom(s): Obey Me! Shall We Date?

Character(s): Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor

Reader(?): Gender-neutral

Scenario: Being called evil by a lesser demon.

Warning(s): None(?)

→Lucifer

Look.. Lucifer knows better than anyone how nice you are and a part of him wants to strangle you for being so nice.

(He just doesn't have the heart for that.)

The second the demons shouts that, pointing at you —Who's currently making a flower crown— He's just raising an eyebrow.

There's nothing necessarily wrong about calling someone evil, so he won't do anything to them.

Still, when you wave over at the group of demons as well as him, he'll subtly wave back and give the demon a 'really?' look.

→Mammon

Mammon's probably the one who's spent the most time with you out of all of them, really.

Also he's madly in love with you so there's that—

And he knows you're not evil—

He's immediately going to start rantinh about there's no way his human is evil! How could you even imply that!?

His face goes beat red when you look over and wave at him, before a butterfly lands on your hand and you get distracted.

Yeah... If the demons still think you're 'evil' they'll keep quiet anyway because they don't want to listen to the avatar og greed's love sick rant ksmsms

If you ask him about it he'll just scream he doesn't know what you're talking about—

→Leviathan

G A S P

Henry isn't evil! Henry's a really good friend to the lord of shadows! He even helped the lord of shadows get something that he needed from the lord of fools how can you call them evil—

Honestly? The demons probably just want to leave. They made a mistake, the third born is now on a rant about the friendship of the lord of shadows and Henry and please stop they get it they're not evil—

→Satan

He wants to get angry but..

Looking at you excitedly look at a Devildom butterfly you've never seen he just thinks it's such a pathetic accusation he can't even get mad, and that says a lot.

He'll just give them a 'really' look, while pointing over to you who's waving excitedly at all of them with a smile as you hold up the butterfly to show him.

→Asmodeus

Evil? Oh no! MC is a sweetheart, almost as sweet as he is! You should meet them, they're very nice!

When you wave at him he's waving back at you entirely, and then he's dragging them up to you, excitedly introducing you and going on about how you're almost as cute as he is.

→Beelzebub

Frowns at the demons who said that. Why would they call you evil? You're super sweet, and you're his family.

It'll go one of two ways: He'll either give them a glare, and cause them to run off.

Or he'll have a look that looks almost like a kicked puppy and they'll just feel bad about what they said.

He'll drag you to get some food since he feels bad about what they said about you, and food makes everything better.

→Belphegor

He just wanted to cuddle MC why did he have to get involved with some dumb lesser demons antics—

He knows better than anyone that you have zero bad intentions, he speaks from experience too.

Third of the brothers to just give them a 'really' look. He'll walk up to you and nap with you, since he's too lazy to do anything about it.

[profangirllu]

Actor!Eren Yeager - General Headcanons

just some general headcanons about actor!eren bc I like this au :-)

Word Count: 1k

Warnings: mentions of mental health issues, but I think that’s it!

Appearance:

Eren is pretty tan

He likes to spend time outside so he’s pretty friendly with the sun

He has freckles

(you can see them under the makeup in closeups on camera)

He’s very athletic so he’s pretty muscular but in like a lean way

He’s literally drop dead gorgeous

Like he was cute as a kid/pre-teen but puberty hit him like a freaking truck

Like between season 3 and 4 when puberty was finishing up for him he just like

Changed into a god

So if half the world wasn’t already in love with him they would be now

That being said he doesn’t totally enjoy always being praised for his looks

Like yeah once in a while but he’s had times where fans just reduce him to his face or his body and it makes him uncomfortable

Like notice him for his talent too!!!! 😡

Speaking of his face, he has the literal most beautiful eyes ever

When the show started airing there were thousands of posts asking whether or not that was his real eye color

He confirmed that they are, in fact, his real eyes

He’s tall but people don’t always realize it bc the rest of the cast (minus Levi lol) are also pretty tall

So when people see him in real life/in pictures with other people they’re always like huh???!!!

Bc he’s so good looking he’s done modeling for several luxury brands like Gucci, YSL, Versace, etc.

Like he did an ad for the Versace Eros cologne and it sold out within 20 minutes of the ad being released

He’s actually really fashionable

I see him having similar style to people like Tom Holland, Taehyung from BTS, and Hyunjin from Stray Kids

He’s got tons of hoodies too

Perfect for stealing

(Which the rest of the cast definitely does)

Background/How He Got Started:

He has a background in boxing/martial arts that he started in because he got bullied when he was younger and needed an outlet for his emotions

So he enrolled in some martial arts and gymnastics classes at a local gym and ended up really liking it

He started gaining a small following before landing his role on AOT by posting boxing/martial arts vids and tutorials

It helped him a lot when he got the job

Speaking of which, AOT was his first role

He had started taking acting lessons seriously after he did a few school plays and ended up applying for the open casting call that had been put out for AOT

He actually almost didn’t end up submitting his audition bc he figured nothing would happen and they wouldn’t look twice at someone who had no real experience

But the directors were like “oh my god this is exactly who we’re looking for where has he been all this time????!!!”

Cause like they’d been having major trouble casting their main role

The candidates were great and the auditions were good but no one really fit

And then came Eren 😇

The directors were all like: oh my GOD???!!!!

YOU ARE LITERALLY EREN FREAKING YEAGER???!!!!

So it was no question that he was going to be Eren

He had this haunting way of portraying Eren while also embodying how excited/angry he was in the first few seasons

Plus he could already do tons of cool tricks!!!

So it was a win-win situation

Personality:

He can sometimes pretty reserved and quiet when he first meets people

Which makes people think he’s kind of mean/standoffish and intimidating

(Maybe it’s his resting bitch face)

But he’s actually super chill and very fun when he gets comfortable

He can be very affectionate to the people he’s close with i.e. the main cast and crew of AOT

Lots of hugs and arms around shoulders and random friendly cheek pecks all around

Expect to be attacked with a bear hug if he sees so much as a frown on anyone’s face

He’s actually really funny

Like he doesn’t try he’s just funny

Idk how to explain it

Like the facial expressions he makes when someone does something questionable?

Iconic

There’s hour long compilations on youtube of them

Connie says something weird?

Eren has a face for that

Jean acts cute for his fans?

Eren has a face for that

Someone says they ship (idk) Mikasa and Zeke?

EREN HAS A FACE FOR THAT

AND THEY ARE ✨HYSTERICAL✨

He spoils so much

Because he forgets what has been revealed in the show and what’s been revealed in the manga

And like people wonder if some of the stuff that happens in the manga is gonna happen in the show

And sometimes he can’t remember so he just says stuff and then Zeke, Levi, and Hange have to do damage control

Poor baby just sits there confused until he realizes 😭

He has this aura about him that puts people at ease

Bc he’s very charismatic and charming and easygoing

Someone makes a mistake? Hey, no biggie he’ll help them work on it and they’ll get it next time

But he’s also very serious about his work

Incredibly hard working and strives to be his best

When he doesn’t feel like he did his best he can get very upset and depressed bc he’s actually also very self conscious

Being in the spotlight all the time will do that to you 🙃

But he’s working on it

He actually had to have a psychologist on set for season 4-5 because of how bad it was getting and how much bad stuff he had to act like he was doing

Like there’d be a torture scene and he’d feel like shit after having to do it even though everyone knew it was just acting

But Eren doesn’t like it even if it’s fake

(‘cause he’s lowkey a softie and very protective of the people he cares about)

Also bc of the amount of just sheer bad stuff Eren the character does in the final two seasons and the amount of controversy surrounding the character he gets concerned

Bc idk he works hard on the character and the show and he wants people to enjoy it yk

But Eren has an amazing support group with the cast and crew

And no matter what happens or how deep Eren gets in his mind

They will always have his back

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Sick Boyfriend and Boyfriend meet Sick Senpai

(It was a Saturday afternoon, Sick Boyfriend and Boyfriend were coming back from the arcade)

Boyfriend: Wait, so you’re saying that there’s also a pac-man game?

Sick BF: Yeah, there always been a pac-man

Boyfriend: I thought it was fake, I didn’t know pac-man was real!

Sick BF: hehe well you probably haven’t played it before that’s why😂

Boyfriend: *sigh* I really need to search things on the internet more

Sick BF: Yeah, anyways thanks for inviting me to hangout with you

Boyfriend: eh it’s no problem, besides this is my way of apologizing to you for being angry at you for taking girlfriend to Disney world

Sick BF: Boyfriend, I already told you I forgive you for it, just like you forgave me for taking girlfriend to disney world

Boyfriend: I know, anyways you wanna go to the skate park next?

Sick BF: Well I always wanted to learn how to skateboard so yeah why not

Boyfriend: Alright, let’s go

(Just as Sick Boyfriend and Boyfriend were about to leave, a familiar voice has called their attention)

???: Sick Boyfriend, is that you?

Sick BF: huh?

Boyfriend: why did you stop?

???: Oh my god, it really is you!

Sick BF: Wait a minute, (gasps) oh no….

Boyfriend: what? What’s wrong

(A sickly guy who looked like Senpai appeared in front of them)

Sick Senpai: It is you! At long last, it’s been 10 years since we met again

Sick BF: Oh god, why…

Boyfriend: Uh Sick Boyfriend? Who is this and why does he look like Senpai?

Sick BF: *sigh* Boyfriend, this is Sick Senpai, Sick Senpai, this is Boyfriend *groans*

Boyfriend: Wait, Sick Senpai, I didn’t know there was a Sickpants version of Senpai

Sick BF: (annoyed) well unfortunately, there is….

Sick Senpai: So Sick Boyfriend, how have you been, are you still with Sick Girlfriend?

Sick BF: (groans) it was going fine until you showed up, and no me and Sick Girlfriend broke up because she cheated on me

Sick Senpai: Well that’s good, she wasn’t good for you anyways, so it means your single now right?

Sick BF: well I-

Sick Senpai: Nope, you don’t need to answer that, I already know you not single since your in love with me~

Sick BF: WHAT?! I NEVER SAID THAT!!!😡

Sick Senpai: No need to admit it sweetie, my body is ready for you

Boyfriend: Ok… I can see why you hate him so much

Sick BF: (groans) I know, I had to deal with him before I met you, but one question Sick Senpai, how did you get out of the game?, I thought my ex’s dad trapped you in there forever

Sick Senpai: Well honey, that’s for me to know and for you to find out~

Sick BF:(angrily tone) DONT CALL ME SWEETIE OR HONEY!

Sick Senpai: Is it hard for you to love me~

Sick BF: for you, yes!

Sick Senpai: Awww you’re so cute when you’re mad

Sick BF: AGHHHHH!

Boyfriend: (mind) yikes now I feel bad for Sick Boyfriend, this guy is a creep

Sick BF: *groans* dealing with the OG Senpai and Purity Senpai was bad enough, now I had to deal with another one, could this day get any worse

Sick Senpai: Oh guess what Sick Boyfriend?

Sick BF: *sigh* what is it…

Sick Senpai: I just moved into the neighborhood so that means I could visit you all time

Sick BF: WHAT?! Oh god....

Boyfriend: I'm...so...confused....

Sick BF: *groans* you know what, i'm leaving, Boyfriend I'll meet you at the skate park, I have to go before I look at his face any longer and I throw up!

Boyfriend: Okay I'll see you there

Sick Senpai: Bye, my sweet prince~

Sick BF: bleh! (walked away)

It was just Boyfriend and Sick Senpai now, Suddenly Sick Senpai's expression started to change

Sick Senpai: He's really dreamy huh?

Boyfriend: Uh...yeah

Sick Senpai: You two are not dating, right?

Boyfriend: No, No way, me and him are friends and plus, I have a girlfriend

Sick Senpai: Good, let it stay that way, He's mine

Boyfriend: W-Well techincally he's not-

Sick Senpai: (angrily tone) He's not what?!

Boyfriend: (gulp) Uhhh nothing

Sick Senpai: Now listen, Sick Boyfriend is mine, I don't wanna anyone to steal from me, So you better not see you near him got it?!

Boyfriend: uh....o...k

Sick Senpai: (changed to happy tone): Ok then, Bye~

After Sick Senpai left, Boyfriend was speechless of what he just saw

Boyfriend:( speechless) I....What the fuck did I just witness just now?!

The end

@pony-central what do you think?

@bunnykittenlover

[fuzzyhorsesharkparty]

Are you gonna leave when I want you close maybe God doesn’t want me to feel anything I’m suppose to throw everything away I feel safe I try I have the need to be alone don’t want to talk text communicate it’s hard for me too tired and hurt trying to get away I will yell at you if I feel comfortable but don’t want to fight wanna be close no fighting don’t want to feel bored is this all there is? I know it isn’t trying to care everyone without … 🤔dont remember 😡…. You made my heart break you made my heart ache I know I might not be ready but I feel like I am but not ready for pain let me sleep over don’t want to meet your fam I’m sorry do they like me? I want to meet them no I don’t it’s gonna change how I feel I won’t tell anyone how I feel about you please don’t leave me lonely and leave me for someone else that’s just gonna make it worse don’t wanna tell my parents or fam not cuz I don’t care it’s just I don’t want to change my feelings don’t change that but I change my mind then maybe i told myself I would wait till marriage but I don’t want to but then I want to wait again but I don’t know you choose let me feel you dont want to not be able to not breathe again or have the same problems I won’t be able to be away from you don’t want the muscle relaxer experience again but it’s best everything’s too fast won’t tell my mom I’m leaving to hard to talk about how do I leave I walked to your high school bare foot wishing you would be there thought it would be cute don’t wanna get caught only you and me hard to adapt gonna be mad angry being alone in basement with you caress watch movie but it’s hard to watch more then one cuz I get tired trying to concentrate insecurities when im with you I hate porno pisses me off only movies thoughts of you too scared to get hickey or giving you one kiss me how you feel so I know how you are feeling bird kiss lol or French sucking short long too scared to kiss you funny song in the beginning don’t know what to talk about need tissues getto too cute haha 😩 my man fight for me I don’t want to have to go through it again don’t want to be separated I don’t want to smoke notebook don’t want to wait I’m sorry God you told me the greatest commandment is loving someone I’m trying don’t want to be in pain I know you told me to wait I just love the thought black dress white dress ???? I feel heavy in white but I want to wear it for that day if that ever happens if you ever ask me I don’t want to wait I’m sorry I want something different don’t want to feel that being bored is all there is don’t want to be pain don’t want to lose you I have a lot of problems that I know and don’t know too scared of your head being a jungle not really just the head part don’t want to hurt you or me or is not be together need space I miss you why do I feel like this I don’t even remember and really want to know what you said about sanders lol what were you doing don’t want you to lose your teeth no smoking marks want to know what it looks like from up there my eyes hurt make me happy don’t let me down mysterious pictures with you I’m not really comfortable naked but hopefully you can make me forget but maybe I shouldnt I don’t know I wanna feel what you feel your bones 😩😍 gross no but I don’t want to go through it again I need control of my feelings do I ? Fuzzy blankets please let me sleep over hang out it was hard for a long time to be able to stay home cuz I was bored and didn’t know what to do I feel like I’m gonna hurt my mom If i leave without saying anything but I have to it’s ok I have to go if your fam lets me …. In your room I can’t I’m tired I don’t want to have to go through the same thing again kiss me everywhere I need time but I want it now I need rest but if God knows i don’t have to go through the same thing again then I want it now push me on the bed then be gentle then be rough Say you want me and if it does happen and I do get preggers then I want to wait till the bump gets big enough to make it noticeable and maybe even if I can wait then wait till I’m due so my water break while