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banksreads · 2 years

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men who can cook>>

(ps this keeps getting updated)

john tucker (Off Campus Series)

Zade Meadows (Cat and Mouse Duet)

Tristan Caine (The Dark Verse Series)

Tobias King (The Ravenhood Series)

Kai Mori (Devil's Night Series)

Nico Russo (The Made Series)

Josh Chen (Twisted Series)

Tristan King (Lingus)

Raphael Visconti (Sinners Anonymous Series)

Declan Kane (Dreamland Billionaire Series)

Beckham Sinclair (Black Ties and White Lies)

Garrett and Ryder Viper (Den of Vipers)

Knox Eden (The Edens Series)

Jasper Vale (The Edens Series)

Zeno De la Croix (Corrupted By You)

Joey Lynch (Redeeming 6)

Jameson Miles(The Stopover)

Tristan Miles (The Takeover)

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fluffydice · 2 months

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There’s a joke about Kusuo’s daddy issues and kubosai that I don’t know if I’m strong enough to make. It’s not even the low-hanging fruit of just saying “haha kubo daddy” it’s more “haha Kusuo can’t handle affection from a guy who takes care of him and protects him”

#there’s a reason I put a lot of emphasis on Aren’s voice and Kusuo’s reaction to it #as someone who has written in their psych notes ‘afraid of men’ I GET IT #anything resembling masculinity can be frightening…and Aren is all that #but I think I could see Kusuo craving it all the same #he wants to be taken care of…wants to be the center of safe attention wants to not worry constantly #just thinking this is really stupid #kubosai #saiki k #fluffy cooks a headcanon #ig??

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enobariasteeth · 2 months

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"ALICENTS A WHORE!!! SHE SEDUCED VISERYS!!!"

Meanwhile Alicent-

#otto and viserys when i catch you...#STABBING U WITH KNIVES BTW #my baby #shes such a complex and interesting character #shes also my blorbo #she was 15 btw!!!#how tf can a 15 yr old seduce a 40+ yr old man who is her best friends father!!!#AND she was forced to do it by her own father!!!#men on twt are arguing that she was never r*ped because she and viserys were married btw #so thats the argument on HOTD twt today #men shouldnt be allowed to even perceive alicent hightower #alicent hightower #house of the dragon #hotd #number 1 alicent warrior #right alongside olivia cooke #also yall make it seem like viserys was totally helpless to this temptress forcing him to marry her #like did u watch the show???

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smimon · 4 months

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okay i know you probably have enough drawing ideas for giant k but i just had this idea invade me.

you know how in snow white (not just the disney version) she pushes together the beds and sleeps on like 3 or more of them sideways? anyway giant k sleeping on 3 beds pushed together. and now i'm just picturing giant k as snow white and everyone else as the various dwarves

Ohoho big brain!!! 👀👀👀 Big brain. I love this idea so much and not just because Snow White is my favourite fairy tale hdjsbdbdfh

Thank you!!! Of course I have to draw it and not just once, let's make it into a comic! Let's gooo

Giant K series #16: once upon a time, in a land far, far away...

To be continued 😉

#thank you so much 🧡 i was rotating it in my head all this time #sorry it took so long 🙇 (it will take even longer because im planning a continuation)#i did some math and looks like this princess needs at least 4 beds #and there is never enough ideas for giant k 🥺 i feel so moved that people care enough to come up with new stuff for this little series 🙏#thank you #ask #hazzybat #i based them specifically on the 7 Zwerge movie series because the dwarves are average sized men there do you get it #this ask made me rewatch the first movie and it is still so good hdjdhbshdh can i explain who is who? of course i can this is my blog #mikke is tschakko because to me there is some tschakko quality to him. even more so than jere for some reason #and he can carry his cameras in those bags #jesse is brummboss because he's the manager #lärvinen as cookie because if Käärijä has a friend who runs a cooking show then i am making a use of this knowledge #jaakko as sunny because he has this cheerful energy. allu as cloudy because he's always so cool. jukka as speedy because he's a polite fella #häärijä is bubi. the mascot the childish man the little menace #and securityman as ralphie because they are built similar i guess #yee #giant k series #käärijä #rpf #art by op #my art #fanart #also when i watched the movie as a child i always felt so sad about ralphie being constantly rejected #and this might have influenced the way i write giants up to this day. now look. this has come full circle #🥹

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rthko · 1 year

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No I don't make fun of "theater kids" anymore because it just feels low at this point. I find their dorky enthusiasm weirdly refreshing in a "too cool to care mean girl persona" online culture and I'm glad they have friends and a hobby for real. Would like to see more of that to be frank.

#lets not forget many theater fans are well adjusted middle aged gay men who can cook and host

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nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour · 8 months

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Ok sorry I’m long overdue for a follow up of these tags I left on your post lol. Here goes: In my brain, the role of a cop is a very masculine one. Like obviously there are female cops but whenever they appear in media ( at the ones I’ve seen) they always are very masculine. So with Hayward whole thing about performing the role of a standard cop I think he was also performing masculinity in a very standard way. His whole arc in season 2 has also been about learning who he is outside of that performance so he I think he can also start to experiment with gender and get silly with it. I think that’d be good for him. maybe this only makes sense to me but thank you for the space to expand upon me ideas.

This is paige and Hayward season three. my final message

I just saw this response omg loving where you head is at... gotta get this out on the record before s3e3

#he can be gnc like harry dubois never let himself be #the silt verses #investigating officer hayward #hayward's gender has GOT to be weird like his whole thing with his wife who doesn't exist is SO gender #god I need to go back and rewrite 'come hell or high water' to make Hayward's wife not have been real #I think Jon and Muna have heavily implied that Hayward's wife was supposed to exist at the end of s1 #but Jon decided to make her fake retroactively just to fuck with us #(in a 'just to fuck with us (affectionate)' kinda way #I don't believe in rewriting fic to conform to canon but the fact that THAT'S the fanon they canonized is *so* fucking good #a tasty tasty treat for us gremlins #but his wife that doesn't exist... he's like an alien in a human body doing a dane cook routine at work #whenever he talks about his wife who doesn't exist hating him I'm reminded of that John Mulaney bit #of 'my wife's a bitch and I don't like her? That's not a comedy routine! That's a support group for men in crisis!'#like Hayward. you invented this woman #she isn't real #why did you make her a bitch who doesn't like you????#and who YOU are pathetically still in love with #Like that's the craziest thing he doesn't even portray himself as in a failing marriage #he portrays himself as being desparate to stay in a failing marriage even though he isn't in love because he's afraid of being alone???#like hello am I speaking English here that's fucking insane in the membrane #siltposting #anyway thank you for answering my ask sorry to write this tag novel when you were just trying 2 help

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clevercrumbish · 2 months

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#Dave Myers #The Hairy Bikers #I think maybe for some people this might be a bit bewildering or challenging as a thing to focus on.#But I do genuinely in complete good faith think this was one of the most Dudes Rock things the Hairy Bikers did.#Like on the gay subtext website it can sometimes feel hard to say "cis straight men can have platonically intimate friendships with each #other sober and indeed should where possible because it's good for them' with a straight face #But I honestly mean it and I think Si King and Dave Myers had properly cracked the code #They were also two of the only modern TV Chefs my mum liked #Because they were approved of by her hero Delia Smith #Who liked that they didn't overcomplicate the cooking or imply it needed to be fancy to be good

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mobbertx · 26 days

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Re-do of tumblrina and da blorbos but 3 years later

Ah yes my blorbos, weird girl number one, weird girl number two and whatever the fuck that blond bitch from one piece has going on

#op #gakuen babysitters #i suppose theres a tmnt mention but dont think abt it too much i still have casey on the brain #almost 4 years of casey brainrot and idk if she'll ever leave #black leg sanji #maria inomata #i love weird women and pathetic men <3 #now pathetic weird girls are everything to me so you can tell im insane over casey and inomata #inomata's autistic swag and complete lack of understanding for current day social norms is so dear to me #and then we have casey and her adhd swag that has completelh bewitched me since i watched rottmnt #now you may ask what the hell did i see in sanji? i saw a pretty boy who loves cooking and was sold #then i found out he has So Many Issues and i fell in love #one piece #tmnt #my art

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girlwithfish · 4 months

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w what ive been thru i want someone to treat me like a princess and also make me feel safe are my expectations that high .

#relatively funny and in the same cultural sphere as me #its awkward if we dont get each others humor or cultural references #Actually i think i need to stop dating ppl i think r funny cuz they all suck Im so fr #I rly need to date a quiet man like someone who can just not yap at me bc all the male yappers think #too highly of themselves im seeing a pattern #Someone who cooks im sick of men who do not cook #IDK!#good music taste or at least willing to be interested in my music a little #A nice person. who puts in effort #i dont think men like that exist anymore maybe i need to be more picky and hard to get etc #but im a lover girlll i dont like doing that #but more boundaries and dont make it as easy for them to get comfortable w me like u need to court me idgaf #impress me #Literally guy im kind of dating might break up w might resolve it who knows said he feels like he hasnt impressed me enough for me to love #him a few weeks ago when he was convinced he wanted to say ily to me already #Like ur telling on urself what? idk #i also dont like ppl who say hypotheticals or like theyre gonna do something and dont

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toytulini · 5 months

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terfs go climb into a hole and start rotting. animals cannot inherently tell your "biological sex" you are all so fucking stupid. All this post is saying is that animals are not infallible judges of character and some of them make really stupid vibe checks and that people should try not to take it personally. Unless youre a terf in which case they know and they hate you and you should take it personally

re that one post tbh i do want to stress i dont think animals are like magically psychic at knowing your True Gender tbh i think ppl definitely get way too weird about Animal's judgement of ppl.

Sometimes a dog will vibe check a man and the dog will be right and you should listen. but sometimes the dog will vibe check someone for no good reason. sometimes dogs have wack judgement. sometimes dogs have biases influenced by their owners or previous owners. like. there are Racist Dogs. its not the dogs fault, but that doesnt make the bias theyve developed less real, or less potentially hurtful. i dont think we need to like, Cancel Dogs Bc Sometimes Ppl Can Train Them To Be Racist, but we do need to stop perpetuating the idea that a dog's judgement of someone is infallible. theyre not responsible for it and its not their fault its developed, theyre just dogs, they didnt choose it, but that doesnt mean theyre RIGHT lmao. i think its important to stress this for many reasons but in regard to that last post specifically, if youve ever been vibe checked as a gender you arent by a judgy dog its literally not your fault. might not even be the owners fault. not the dogs fault cos like. its a fucking dog. you do kinda have to be the bigger person in that scenario cos the other person is. A Dog.

#toy txt post #this was meant to be a quick post it got a bit longer and more in depth than i planned oops #i just hate when ppl act like All Dogs have Inherently Correct Judgement Of People #like from every angle. its funny to joke about but i know theres ppl out there who might be feeling like #very fragile in their gender or smth and seeing a post like that if they meet a dog that normally hates men but not women but it doesnt #recognize your inherent true gender im sure seeing shit like that post can be a horr #got interrupted by a phone call while typing it and the post is glitching so i cant see where that tag is cut off so uh #dogs are like ppl in that they can develop biases and have bad judgement and they dont always get it right #they are not like ppl in that it is not possible to ask a dog to examine its biases. you cannot make a dog take a class on #critical race theory. you have to work to socialize and desensitize them against those biases or at least make sure those biases theyve #developed dont negatively impact ppl. in this sense i guess im morally obligated to try to learn more spanish to see if it helps my dog #chill. shes nervous around all new ppl but parents have anecdotally noted she extra dislikes men speaking in spanish. she was a stray so we #dont really know her history. she also does Not like fire pokers outside. weirdly even tho its basically the same tool she is unfazed by #the indoor poker for the woodstove? but ig she wouldve had less exposure to indoor woodstoves as a stray in Louisiana?#but i can see like ppl having a little backyard barbecue and threatening the big mastiff looking stray dog with a fire poker and i think #that region of the country prolly has a higher number of spanish speaking ppl than our current residence so the odds of her running into a #spanish speaking guy who isnt very nice are prolly higher just due to a denser population as a whole. and we think shes part mastiff which #i think is a breed already prone to disliking strangers that probably cooked up into a little cocktail in her brain #luckily shes bad enough with All Strangers that i think honestly it would be hard to even notice her bias? but. ig i need to see if i can #desensitize her? idk. sighs but im scared to open duolingo now 😭. but i could maybe do it. when other ppl wear hats she fucking hates it #i wear a fucking face covering mask that looks like a giant eyeball she looks at me a little quizzically but is fine. jester hat? fine #i am like that video of the person desensitizing that horse except thats just like. living w me. minus the cat thing. id never do that to #the cats or dog. everyone would hate that. squirrel already cant tolerate being held while a dog is out cos he THINKS im going to do that.#it would traumatize the dog cos he'd injure me escaping and then prolly her trying to scare her off to get past her and shes just minding #her business. solo i cant hold that long but is less likely to injure anyone. shadow. first of all all 3 are way too heavy to be holding #like that #im getting lost in the tags again sorry im chewing caffeinated gum. i should go try to buy some catnip #ive made my Phone Calls. im gonna try to go get dressed and buy various catnip products. maybe lure him with a toy this time. need my #parents to help me but not be so visibly Ready to help me next time cos i do not want to chase his ass again...

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banksreads · 5 months

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MEN WHO CAN COOK (PART 2)

(Rowan Kane, Butcher and Blackbird)

(Cade Armanelli, Corrupted Chaos)

(Kingsley Shaw, Empire of Lust)

#part 2 #men who can cook #brb swooning #fuck i love them #fictional boyfriend #butcher and blackbird #corrupted chaos #empire of lust

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pierog · 6 months

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i love cooking (makes me feel like a witch concocting a brew) & have been getting sooo much more fun & experimental with it lately now im "freelance" (unemployed but in an artsy way).. its what senshi (dungeon meshi) would want.

#sorry to be that girl but #in italy this summer #during my eat slay love adventure #living in a country manor with loads of gay men who are incredible cooks #i began to really treasure what goes into my body #(food not cocks)#(at least in this instance)#anyhow that plus hanging out w my cousin aleks who's an amazing cook has me so inspired #(he looks like senshi actually)#considering i used to be (tw) very eating disordered i get so giddy with glee seeing my progress since hs #being scared of food to loving it with all my heart and stomach #yesterday i made palak paneer but w silverbeet.. the silverbeet wasnt as good but it was so fun #personal #my body feels really full of nutrients atm :] crazy what a diffo it can make #btw i be self deprecating about freelance but im getting scouted for loads of writing and game design right now which slaps the fuck

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delucadarling · 5 months

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One of the small mercies of having Christmas to myself is not having to sit and watch every woman in the family feed every man and child a plate of food, and watching those men and children chow down, before the women who cooked the food so much as sit down with a plate and fork.

#darling speaks #I know this isn’t how it is in every family #but I have watched women cook clean arrange organize and bust their asses #for men who have done nothing and yet will complain it wasn’t done well enough #men can be wonderful I know this #but it’s such standard behavior to me #that a man who makes his own plate is impressive to me #a man who makes his wife a plate gets a pat on the back #anyway my mom asked me to spend Christmas with them and I have never been happier to say NO

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mejomonster · 3 months

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Im gonna be real. I cant do cant engage im tired of etc the femme blah the masc blah i hate gendered boxes fuck boxes thanks thats all