#mentioned Lucifer

[hazbin-hotlee37]

Lee Adam and Ler Eve? Your version of her?

In the beginning

Lee!Adam, Ler!Eve

“Hey, dear. You okay?” The “first” woman asks with a slight concern, looking at her “Husband”. Even though they both came to the conclusion that they weren’t in love, neither minded, they still care for each other in the end. It was just a little… Awkward, considering they were supposed to… “Populate” the Earth.

“I’m fine, Eve…” The first man mutters, looking over the lake, looking at the ducks… Where he and Lucifer used to hang out and just… have fun. Until that fucking snake went behind his back and-! Shit…

“You’re thinking about.. Him again aren’t you?” Eve asks, sitting down next to Adam, placing her hand on his shoulder.

“Kinda hard not to… It happened a week ago…” Adam mutters with a sigh, “The worst part is… It’s not even Lilith I’m upset about losing…”

“I guess… Considering how you’ve described her…” She says, feeling bad for her “husband”. Looking down at the ducks and the lake…

Until she heard… giggling? Eve looked up and over at Adam and noticed one of the ducklings on his shoulder, nuzzling against his ear and neck, making the man snicker.

“You’re… ticklish?” Eve asks with a slight excitement, since Adam has certainly attacked her during her time on Earth. Now, it was time for a little… Payback. (And a pick me up)

“Ihi’m nahat-” Adam tried to protest, but Eve carefully moved the duckling, so he wouldn’t get hurt, then dug her fingers into the first man’s sides. Her eyes lit up at the adorable squeak it caused.

“Aww! That was precious” The “first” woman cooed as she continued his playful assault.

“Eheheve! H-Heheheyyy-! Stahahap ihit- *Snort!*” 

“Aww! You sound like the pigletsss!! Soo cutee! Clearly Lucifer and Lilith missed out!” 

“D-Dohohont sahahay thahaht-! *Snort!* Ihihi-” A blush over took the first man’s face as he tried to get away, while not trying to hurt Eve.

“I’ll say all I want! Because you can’t stop me~ Gosh, you are just adorable!”

“You- Youhohou’re khihilling *Snort!* mehehehe-! Ehehek!”

“Hmm… Okay, the fallen were right about one thing… You are SOOOOO dramatic! But… Fine!” Eve says as she stops her attack, having to hold back from cooing as Adam collapsed into a puddle of giggles.

“Ehehevil! A-Ahand cruel-!” Adam accused playfully, pointing at Eve, “Ihi’ll get you fohor this-!”

“Mhm, suure you will, buddy~”

[zephyrchama]

It is said that at times when a choice has to be made, everyone has an angel and a devil on their shoulder. These beings will try to influence a person's morals for right or for wrong.

You thought it was an exaggeration or something that only happened in cartoons. Yet here you stand, in the middle of a market trying out new foods, with Lucifer over one shoulder and Simeon over the other. They're arguing about which treats you should buy. As calm, rational adults, they aren't raising their voices or coming to blows. They're not making a scene at all. But there's a certain fire in their eyes and a stubbornness not to back down, keeping the two of them competitively breathing down your neck until you've made a choice.

"This one is similar to what I made you last week." Simeon points to a high-quality product on the top shelf.

"It's expensive. For that price, you can get two of these." Lucifer points to another product on a lower shelf. "I know you'll like them."

"That's too much. We can't have you getting sick from overeating. How about this? It's fluffy and light." Simeon tries to put a snack in your hand.

Lucifer knocks the angel's arm aside and puts his own recommendation in your hand. "This is made with rare ingredients from across the Devildom. You won't get a chance to try it again."

Two iron grips take hold of your shoulders as Simeon and Lucifer smile at each other. Two irked and vaguely threatening smiles, void of actual positive emotion. You consider just buying a keychain instead.

[spacebubblehomebase]

📻🍎 I know Alastor's Shadow conveys his true feelings at times, but what if his random background music does too? XD Meanwhile, Luci's just there to give our deer friend a little smooch! 🥰💕✨️

Also I am proud to announce that I'm officially on break from school. Which means it's back to your regularly not scheduled programming of #HHStargazersAU content from me! Please look forward to it! Because I'm just as excited to share my Chaggie & Radioapple story to you all once again! =D -Bubbly💙

[wazzi2ya]

Husk, while the hotel is fighting off the second extermination: Angel! Will you marry me?!

Angel, in the middle of shooting at a wave of exorcists: I dont think now's the best time!

Husk: Now may be the only time!

Husk, as they meet in the middle of the battle field: I love you.

Husk: I've made my choice, what's yours?

Angel: ...

Angel: LUCIFER!

Husk: Wha-

Angel: MARRY US!

Lucifer, shooting past towards where Lute is fighting Charlie: I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!

[mooneggtarts]

I have a HC that he used to have a old house cat and I thought what if the reason he hasn't killed husk is because he almost resembles his old emotional support cat back when he was still young. Its both amusing and a lil'uncanny to be fair.

Oh and the Primary Color AU, thats just me having applemedia thoughts. Just a somewhat sitcom/domesticate fluff with a pitch of drama and angst. Just a pitch. Not planning to make it too angsty. If anyone's interested (or not. I still do it anyways) I'll explain more abt it, it's pretty simple honestly.

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*Reader, Angel, and Husk on a heist together*

Reader: How do you think Angel will distract them?

Husk: He’ll probably, like set off an alarm or throw a rock or something. That’s what I would do

Angel: *moaning loudly and sensually at a nearby distance*

Husk: ….

Reader: ….or he could do that

[3ggsnbutter]

What my delulu brain thinks happens if Lucifer didn't notice alastor when they were at the heaven embassy in @morningstarwrites fanfic Of Saints and Sinners

(Just reread the chapter and noticed I made the harp to small lol)

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[demonictacobeard]

Lilith, surprised when Adam’s contact picture shows up on her phone: Correct me if I’m wrong, but you’re supposed to be dead aren’t you? I felt the deal break months ago

Adam, who got sick of his and Lucifer’s UST last night and made a move: I mostly lived bitch, I just had to ask YOU PICKED THE BORING ASS BEACHES OF PURGATORY OVER SEX WITH THAT MAN FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[philzasjuicyass]

I need Michael to be the embodiment of ''love the sinner, not the sin'.

Like, Lucifer (understandably) thinks Michael hates him cus he never stood up for him/agreed w the Elders that his ideas were dangerous (or even was the one to banish Lucifer.)

Meanwhile Michael's crying himself to sleep abt how much he misses his lil' brother/whatever they were

[satan-wishes-he-was-me]

lucifer: i’d do anything for my daughter charlie

alastor:

[zephyrchama]

"It's a little hard to walk like this."

You knew this situation was less than ideal for Beelzebub, but you needed him to put up with it.

That's why you assured him, "I'll move with you. Just act normal."

Beelzebub thought that was easier said than done with you crouched under him. He stood in place while you held on to his lower thighs, feet planted next to his and head held low. You had a plan.

Lucifer was mad. You knew he was going to start nagging and never let go when he eventually got a hold of you. Wandering around in the House of Lamentation by yourself was dangerous for now, so you needed a shield. Someone who could hide you from another demon's wrath. Who better than Beelzebub? He's big. He's kind to you. He will protect you.

This wasn't exactly what Beelzebub had in mind when he said he wanted to protect you. This wasn't the danger he expected nor the method of protection he came up with. You intended to cling to Beelzebub with your hands just above his knee and your legs locked around his calves while in motion, like it was the most normal thing in the world.

He took three large steps forward, lumbering ahead with an awkwardly slow and comically exaggerated gait. You were really channeling the spirit of humanity's tree climbing ancestors.

Beelzebub was unsure about the whole situation and paused. "I don't think this is going to work."

"Just keep taking big steps like that," you instructed. "I know this will work. I can feel it."

All Beelzebub could feel was your body flush against him and the heat spreading across his face. Endless gluttony was the least of his worries. He kept wringing his hands and cracking his knuckles, even after they stopped audibly cracking. A fidget toy would have come in handy.

"What are you doing?"

That deep, condescending tone could only belong to one prideful demon. You let out an "eep!" of surprise and tightened your grip in hopes Beelzebub would abscond the two of you to safety.

"Lucifer, hi." Beelzebub was far too polite at times to be a demon. You bopped your head repeatedly against his leg in a universal sign meaning "get me out of here! Run!" But the Avatar of Gluttony only created more distance between his legs. He stood in place like an inflexible kid trying to do a split and tried not to think about where you were.

You hesitated to look up. Lucifer looked like he ate a bowl of rocks for breakfast that morning and washed it down with cold medicine. That is to say, he was not happy.

"Beel," he started. "I'm not in the mood for games. Either you join us for what is going to be a productive discipline session, or you hand them over. Now."

A ring of sweat began to drip down Beelzebub's brow. He did say he would protect you, but also, he had plans to get a new jersey with insulated mesh while they were on sale. It was the last day of the sale. He wanted that shirt. He didn't want to linger on the way you were touching him or how you'd willingly let him take you anywhere he desired. You clung tighter and his brain sprinted a hundred miles a minute.

"I have to leave now," he admitted. It was a good thing the two of you weren't able to make eye contact.

"Nooooo!" You bopped your head against him again, this time in despair. Beelzebub lifted his leg with you on it, like he was offering the sacrificial lamb for slaughter. All he had to say about it was a quiet, almost inaudible "sorry."

Lucifer praised his little brother, "you made a wise decision." You felt his gloved hands hook under your shoulders and sensed malice at your back but you refused to go without a fight.

It was a short fight. The slippery Avatar of Pride hit all your ticklish points, ones you didn't even know existed. All it took was one instance of weakness, a reflexive giggle, and within seconds you were in his hold. Lucifer dangled you at arm's length like a wet pet. You pouted.

Beelzebub's quiet creep out of the room didn't go unnoticed, but you had a bigger problem now.

"You come up with the most ridiculous ideas," Lucifer chided. The first of many nags. "You should know by now it's futile. You're coming with me."

His clutch on you shifted to a more secure hold against his chest. It made writhing around and trying to run away pointless, so you challenged him with more head attacks. All this light head shaking was making you dizzy, but you were a fighter.

"What am I going to do with you?" he sighed.

Your gaze snapped up. You smiled and made an innocent yet logical suggestion. "Let me go?"

"No."

Into the locked office with Lucifer you went.

[spacebubblehomebase]

"Meet The Magnes."

Happy PRIDE Month, everyone!!! And because it is the month of Pride, I found it very fitting to post about the family that best represent it. 😉 Sorry I have nothing for Radioapple week, you guys. Between working on my #HHStargazersAU and other school projects, I might just go INSANE. Haha! I know there's a lot of info, but while a lot of these seem random, I assure y'all that there will be explanations for them in the future. I'm leading y'all up to something fun! Besides that, Bonus fact: Lucius is a diehard Chaggie shipper. Happy to have this pretty future daughter-in-law for his perfect baby girl. (He's just like me fr. 😩🤌🤌) Also, I realized that with the scale of my usual world building, ya'll will have to do a fair bit of reading in the future. So from now on, consider this AU as more of an "Artfic" than just comics. It's format ever changing to suit this and that part of my story. My very own passion project! (Lore drops go brr-) I hope that's okay? -Bubbly💙

[liliaasyoursexyvampiredaddy]

Hello, Obey Me Fandom. Today, I'm going to talk about a certain problematic person in this fandom.

They're @/snow-owl-oddities. Please report, and block them, so they can get suspended for good.

Mention of Pedophile

Okay, not only they're a proshipper, they also simp over Luke, a CHILD.

This is them responding to an anon calling their behavior out:

"Baby faced short adults exist" Girlie missed the point 💀

Hold on..... Got another screenshot

"Last time I checked being a thousand years old doesn't make someone a child" Girlie, your pedophilic ass is smelly.

"Someone's taste in fiction doesn't dictate what they like and believe irl" not them pulling the 'iT's FiCtIoN' excuse

If you want to excuse their creepy ass, I hope you can't.

Obey Me fandom is alive, but it is full of creepy people

Also, they blocked me. So, whoever read this, please raise awareness

[mooneggtarts]

These are just doodle requests from twitter for celebrate my 1k (2k now what?!?!) Follows..

[hazbingirliexoxo]

Angel: *angrily, reading through Val’s texts* ARE YOU-

Reader: *nonchalantly* fucking

Angel: KIDDIN’ ME?! THIS

Reader: fucking

Angel: IDIOT

Husk: Uhh, what the hell was that?

Reader: Charlie banned Angel from swearing so I offered to help him out

[asmodeus-682]

Hazbin hotel headcanons (mostly of my favourite characters)

1. Zestial will sometimes drop by at the hotel specifically to visit Alastor and tell him all the stuff he missed during his 7 year absence

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2. Husk sometimes gently bites people to show affection

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3. Sir Pentious is scared of the dark

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4. Alastor accidentally called Zestial "dad" during one of the first overlord meetings he attended.

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5. If he was alive to play it, Vox would've been a fnaf fan

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6. After Lucifer visited the hotel, Charlie would call him almost everyday to check up on him and try urge him to leave his room more often

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7. The only thing Vaggie can agree with Alastor on is that spicy food is amazing.

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8. Zestial, Rosie and Alastor get drunk together and talk shit about people they don't like. Followed by a platonic group cuddle in either Zestial or Rosie's homes depending on which house is closer

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9. Angel Dust enjoys braiding people's hair for them as it reminds him of how he used to style his sister Molly's hair before they died.

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10. The only thing Alastor has as a physical reminder of his human life is an old photograph of his mother. He looks at it every night before bed as he's scared that he might forget who she is one day.