#messed up af

[aveloka-draws]

I can imagine Lamb accidentally biting their tongue a lot because they're not used to the new teeth. Probably a few times when their tongue was actually bitten off and needed to be reattached!

Augh thats messed up kinda love it ouggh

[massiveladycat]

pjo fandom after meeting lukabeth shippers

[berryunho]

guys I just had a crazy insane delulu dream about yunho atp i can't see him irl it messes w me

[fumifooms]

hey i have a lore discussion for ya. so. basilisk chapter: laios is like 'wow monsters that are a mix of multiple animals are so cool! i used to have this fake monster that had all these cool attributes. but i've realized now that i'm older that it's better if a chimera only has two or three animals, instead of a bunch.' however, the Ultimate Monster has about 12 animals in it. and because chilchuck says 'i thought he grew out of this', it's clearly not a continuity error. 1/2

So. Do you think this Ultimate Monster transformation was influenced by the Winged Lion, and it's evidence that the Winged Lion was specifically preying on the fantasies of laios when he was a kid dreaming about being a monster? i've never seen anyone talk about how odd it is that despite laios saying 'chimeras are better if it's just one or two monsters', he still likes his Ultimate Monster design, and even adds the third head to it during the story. 2/2

You’re right that this is a layered topic, but no I don’t think it’s a fantasy he only had as a kid that the WL had to dig for. Below we have a EverydayHeroes Scans glossary page plus the final chimera sketch. As you said, the third head is added during the story. "That scylla sure was cool, let’s add a wolf head in there." Something which he has to note down before going to fight the Winged Lion.

Notice the emphasis on "cool". I think the familiar chapter is the other major relevant bit for this plot thread. It shows us with no ambiguity that Laios does care about aesthetics. It shows us that he can build a monster through logic and be reasonable about it, but he’s also not immune from getting carried away.

Ultimately, it’s still Marcille who builds the perfect familiar that succeeds for the situation, and Laios undermines it for its looks before seeing it in action. Marcille here ALSO mentions how he ‘should have grown out of this phase’.

So yes I mean, I think it’s clear that Laios’ fantasy is a fantasy, it’s not rational or logical or even something good that would work out, and even he knows that. Kind of like how when the winged lion showed him visions of a golden kingdom he reigned over during the succubus-induced dream he ended up saying "yeah… Things wouldn’t be so simple". The winged lion draws from deep seated desires, wether or not the person knows it’s stupid or that they shouldn’t, morally or otherwise, doesn’t matter. The winged lion is brute forcing through enticement for them to cave in. I don’t think Laios thinks becoming a monster would be all that he’s hoped for rationally, especially after seeing the whole chimera Falin situation. It’s like people irl saying they’d like to be a housecat and lounge all day; it’s a fantasy but not something that would really work out, as most people can acknowledge while nevertheless still keeping that pleasant daydream. The winged lion calls it out too! "If you’d wanted to be another kind of monster instead of animal, you’d be invincible right now". His preference for chimeras itself is a matter of taste and not practicality. It’s not well thought out, it’s a craving. Laios wanting to be a chimera is a soup mix of comfort fantasy and childhood coping mechanism and special interest hobby and idealization, and more.

And!!! That’s the point! What saves the world, how Laios saves the world, isn’t a flawless plan! What saves the world is Laios’ most authentic most flawedly human desires, ones he couldn’t control or repress. It’s the weird interest that everyone shamed and denigrated, his uniqueness and feeling of disconnect towards humans, that ultimately saves humanity. Because he genuinely desired becoming a monster, genuinely had that hungry curious nature in the deepest corner of his soul.

The Winged Lion doesn’t work through thoughts and the brain but through wants that are more primal, in your guts, in your heart. It doesn’t seek to checkmate you through logic, it wants you to surrender yourself willingly through manipulating your wants, your weaknesses, your emotions.

It’s like Laios’ curse at the end too, and even the succubus. If Laios were to rationally go through these desires-based trials, it’d reflect his actual wants, instead of just desires and cravings: the curse would have been that Falin can’t be revived, and his most alluring form would have been Falin safe. Dunmeshi in this way is kind of about the struggle of rising above our animality and these deep seated desires that go against productivity and what we actually want, like say, always feeling physically hungry even if you’ve eaten more than enough and knowing you should stop there. Like, it’s why we’re talking about allure and enticement.

Like aughhhh!! Why Laios got to eat desires is because he genuinely wanted to see how it tasted so bad, it wouldn’t have been granted by the lion if it wasn’t something he truly desired, like <3 it’s not something he could have simply strategized he needed to genuinely want it. It wasn’t the plan. It wasn’t plan A or B or C.

Laios my favorite fucked up cinnamon roll who saves the world through his authentic selfish desires

But no I don’t think Winged Lion was preying on his kid fantasies as much as like. The remnants of it that are still there and repressed in him. Kinda like how Marcille’s desire is also about childhood trauma, but if it’d been processed better it might have been different. I do feel like irl we carry a lot of stuff with us that was shaped in our childhoods, often some level of unhealthy and irrational that we have to kinda work through and be like ok that’s enough of that let’s be serious now. And yeah! Yeah. You’re very right that his chimera is strongly associated with his childhood desires though. It’s just that these desires really do stick, and sometimes they can overtake logic, wether or not you’re an adult and wether or not you have a demon on your shoulder telling you to let yourself be tempted.

So yes! Laios knows that a chimera with fewer animals is logically better, but a True Heart’s Desire isn’t always rational or good and his heart yearns for the Rule of Cool.

It’s, again, like the succubi! Laios is interesting for this because the thing with succubi is that they freeze people: they make the prey freeze and not want to resist/run away, but they don’t make it reciprocate either. They don’t- they don’t usually have to reason with them and be like "no i swear we’re totally real <3". Like no one in the party thinks there’s any chance of hot naked blonde women, general Hareus or Izu’s mom actually walking out of the darkness in the dungeon, especially since they were already on guard and knew succubi were going to attack. But with Laios it was more complex than that. And I think it’s way less "oh haha yeah what you’re saying makes so much sense" and more "I want to believe this is real so for a lack of a better reaction I’m just going to not do anything, maybe just maybe it might be". Again it’s enticement, it appeals to your desires. Again it doesn’t operate on a rational level, and that makes sense because the succubi are monsters who seek to trigger your fight or flight or freeze instinct and make it land on freeze; it doesn’t operate on a rational level but a deep seated one that seeks to shortcircuit logic and better instincts. And part of that was Laios’ succubus going "oh your party members have 4 heads each!!!! Ain’t that cool!!!" like, his desire for chimeras and many headed monsters is so not rooted on a logical level.

It’s a silly fantasy. He thinks several heads are cool and he wants them, like the familiar he makes with Marcille. He chooses aesthetic over practicality becahse he wants to try and believe it’ll work out so bad, and truly I can’t blame him.

[incorrectr27quotes]

Tsuna: I don't need this right now, you guys. I'm under enough stress as it is. Especially with Dad showing up twice in as many months. Reborn's been in a mood.

Verde: Checker Face came back around?

Skull: Yeah, you should've seen this guy. Came in here looking like a catalog model. Was trying to flirt with me. Thinks I'm going to melt because he's got this mysterious air and broad shoulders.

Verde, grinning: Was he wearing his fancy suit?

Tsuna: What is this bizarre segue that's happening right now?

[heliotrope155]

I think it was definitely Dean who taught Cas all the drug mixology knowledge he's got in The End. Probably why Future!Dean, who's got about as much of a sense of humour as a Croat, doesn't go after Cas at all for being doped up on weed, absinthe, amphetamines and everything else. In fact, Dean probably had Cas scavenge for and do drugs with him.

[orangerosebush]

At my core, I am a lover of the trope-y, the trite, and the sitcom-esque. Therefore I won’t apologize for secretly desiring a short story, set post-AF but pre-TFT, of the Blue Diamond Academy finally getting wind of the Situation that is Artemis and the Butler siblings. I want a former teacher of Butler to be roughly three seconds from getting on a plane to have a breakdown in front of the bodyguard about Majorly Whiffing It re: the (both written and unwritten)* code of conduct the man’s been selectively ignoring for the past decade and a half.

*** with the “written” code here being in reference to the insight we get from Butler in TEC about what kinds of professional barriers people in his role need to uphold to remain effective as bodyguards.

[fear-no-mort]

thinkign about how alone and unloved morty was for all his life and rick was the first time anyobdy ever put such an amount of intense attention and dependency onto him . and rick had a whole new family and losing them made him stop seeing the value in other people as a whole and morty was the one and first thing that woke him up

[trixibebe]

quick Zhao practice

[technitango]

oh great in episode 6 of 4 minutes my beloved. he's so fucked up. i love him.

[aeriona]

AF2024 Day 4: a totally tubular Mavi for @antzinha! They have innumerable amounts of swag...

[moeblob]

two attacks but neither have a social media listed so

first character is for skyqr on AF second character is for Do_Su15 on AF

[twistedbloodstain]

im tempted to write a drabble of the aftermath of the marquis fic where reader is being resistant to him and just goes something like this

“i’m only here because you fucked me that night.” you grit through your teeth.

he frowns at your words, although expected due to the circumstances he had brought out upon you he might’ve expected that the few months might soften you to submission. he supposes he shouldve expected more resilience from you even with the comfort of his home.

right now you stood in front of him, enraged and determined to get out of his grip. not like he’d ever let that happen. No. he’d kept everything to himself far too long,

“i didn’t fuck you that night, mon coeur.” he unpleasantly corrects you. your words piercing through his skin into his heart.

you scoff at him and attempt to retort another statement of rage at him.

“doesn’t matter, i don’t want to be here! i want to go ho-“ you screech at hime before he cuts you off.

“you sure do have a lot to say now,don’t you my love? you didn’t seem to share the same sentiments when i made love to you in your bed.” he retorts proudly with a bit of pride oozing through his voice.

you stammer a reply but fail to form a coherent sentence as he walks towards you.

“you seemed to enjoy it a lot when we made love that night, in fact you still do whenever we’re in bed. this may seem unfathomable to you but in your words, i would say you love it when i’m fucking you.” he smirks while he whispers the last part.

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vsjsjdjd but deep down the marquis is like “BABE!!!!! DONT SAY THAT!!!!! DONT BELITTLE OUR LIL LOVEMAKING SESSION AT YOUR PLACE??? WE LITERALLY HAD THE TIME OF OUR LIVES” 👉👈

[hanakihan]

i like the idea of him eventually mastering better control over his exterior which allows him to wear it on certain part of body which gives him mechanical feeling too (don’t look at me PGR has a playable musician construct FGO can have this shit too—)

[serendippertyy]

YOU’RE 22???? I THOUGHT YOU WERE 15 WHAT THE HELL 😭

THANKS USER K3RDLYZ, I ALREADY DONT FEEL LIKE MY AGE THIS'LL SEND ME INTO A CRISIS /lh 😭😭

[mod-doodles]

When Will in Fresh Prince got emotional about his dad’s absence in his life, did we take it out of the comedy category.

There are a million of these moments in shows like Friend’s, The Office, Modern Family, Moesha, The Parker’s, One on one, B99 etc

Comedy and our ability to make light of bad situations go hand in hand. We could argue that The Bear is not a traditional comedy but that’s because it does follow the format of a sitcom and there’s no rule that explicitly says that the comedy is limited to sitcoms. Most of the shows today walk a fine line anyway.

If y’all can’t compete just say that, this shit will never not be funny.

Funniest thing last season was that relationship with Claire, I said what I said.