#miactalks

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kisshu, tearfully: but we’re endgame, ichigo!

ichigo: it’s three in the morning why are you in my room

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kisshu, to ichigo: hi, i was thinking about asking you out, but then i realized how stupid that would be.

kisshu: so, do you wanna go out sometime?

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kisshu: (trying to stall the battle long enough) how many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? one? two? three? four?

ichigo: kisshu...

kisshu: no, no. hear me out. five? six?

ichigo: kisshu.

kisshu: seven? can i finish, please?

ichigo: fine.

kisshu: thank you.

kisshu: eight?

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kisshu, via note: dear mew mews,

i have kidnapped ichigo! i have taken her someplace against her will! if you look for her in the spots she likes to be, you will not find her! she’s with me, but not by choice! i took her and she didn’t like it!

kisshu: this message is from and was written by, kisshu!!

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ichigo, about kisshu: i guess in most romantic comedies, the guy you’re supposed to be with is the one that you’ve never really thought of in that way.

ichigo: you might have even thought he was annoying, or possibly homosexual.

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tony: i’m known for saving the world a bunch. but do you know what else i’m known for?

pepper: that time you took me out to the penthouse for a date and you tripped down the entire staircase going down and then got up and acted like it never happened?

rhodey: that time where you somehow got your tongue caught in a chinese finger trap and had to get it surgically removed despite being a literal genius?

peter: that time you were lecturing me on lab safety as you microwaved a bowl of soup with a metal spoon in it?

tony:

tony: i’m known for my INTELLIGENCE-

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kisshu: you were once a ve-gone, but now you will be gone!

aoyama: ... do you mean vegan?

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ichigo: i’ve never even kissed a guy before.

kisshu: hey... me neither.

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ichigo: okay, guys, any questions?

kisshu: can we speak privately about our relationship?

ichigo: thank you, everyone!

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ichigo: well, don’t talk to me about calling people in the middle of the night-

kisshu: i call you in the middle of the night to tell you that i love you!!!

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kisshu: it was left to me by my dad, my dad that’s dead. my father is dead. i have a dead father.

ichigo:

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tony: hey kid, so pepper says i need to “connect with the youths on social media” or whatever, so... got any ideas on how i can do that?

tony: dabbing’s still in, right? and gangam style’s still cool?

peter:

peter: yes :)

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tony goes through a phase during their MIT days where he just. goes ape shit with his hair.

he comes back to their dorm after five days of being MIA with half of his hair straightened to the point where it droops, the other half curled to the max. it’s dyed a bright purple.

he cuts his own bangs, and sticks them up with gel. dyes his hair aqua and yellow. braids a tiny, single strand of his hair and furiously colors it with a pink glittery sharpie. twists his hair like jimmy neutron and dyes it pink. leaves rollers in and makes his hair stand on end with a lot of hairspray. he usually keeps these hair styles for about a week before changing them again.

goes blonde. enough said.

rhodey just. goes with it. he hypes tony up. it looks like shit, but rhodey’s tony’s ride or die, including in awful hair decisions. people stare at them in the halls- especially during the week where tony somehow has managed to make his hair glow a bright green- and rhodey just. doesn’t pay attention to all the looks they’re getting.

the campus dean even sends them a concerned letter, asking if tony’s okay. tony responds by mailing back a polaroid of him with just. the worst choppy hair you have ever seen.

like, years after MIT, rhodey will randomly say “remember that phase you went through, tones? where you just wouldn’t stop messing up your hair for no reason?”

and tony goes wide eyed, and just says, “oh my god, yeah. i was doing that all to impress you.”

and rhodey’s just in awe bc like. it somehow had the opposite effect and the exact effect tony was going for.

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zakuro: akasaka’s making dinner for everyone tonight, fyi.

pudding: nice!

lettuce: i love his breadsticks.

ichigo: ooh, his breadsticks are like crack!

ryou: i love when people say “like crack” when they’ve obviously never done crack.

ichigo: well, the breadsticks are like what, then, ryou? what can i use?

ryou: i don’t know. something from your world. the breadsticks are like scrapbooking.

ichigo: you’re right, you’re right. no, i’m a middle class fraud.

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mettaton: this is amazeballs

papyrus: LOL AMAZEBALLS! I CAN’T GET OVER THAT!

mettaton: ikr it’s like a mixture of mothballs and amazon

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peter: i have a dilemma, mr stark

tony: okay, kid. shoot.

peter: i was baking chocolate chip cookies, and i was doing it in your lab for my school’s bake sale, but beforehand i had drawn smiley faces on all of the chocolate chips so when the cookies finished baking the smiley faces were all melty and it looked like they were crying and everytime i went to take a bite i just couldn’t stop seeing the little chocolate chips crying and i got depressed and sad so i couldn’t eat any :(

tony: why... why were you drawing smiley faces on the chocolate chips in the first place

peter: oh haha i don’t know i just thought it would be silly :)

peter: anyway the problem is that your lab is on fire