#mikey incorrect quote

[wearepurplejackets]

❌ Incorrect Tokyo Manji~ ❌ Takemichi: *sneaks into house at 3am*

Draken: *turns in swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Takemichi: I was, eh... with... Uh... Mikey!

Mikey: *also turns in swivel chair*. Care to- *keeps spinning* Ken-chin-... Ken-chin, I can't stop the chair-!! *spinning faster* KEN-CHIN!!

[imk1ra]

Takemichi: Well, Y/N, I'm about to go on a coffee run for everybody. Is there something you would like?

Y/N: Yeah, let me get a half-caf macchiato, alright, and I want it upside down. And I want it with two shots, and then I want them to take one shot out. If anything is wrong with that, I will kick your fucking ass.

Takemichi: None of this feels...healthy. I'm going to adjourn to the local cafe. I have to go a couple blocks over, the one nearby banned me because too many of my debit cards failed.

Baji: Oh, did Takemichi just leave? Can you put in my order?

Y/N: Yeah, I'll text him, what did you want?

Baji: Uh, could I get a hot chocolate with a shot of decaf?

Y/N: Yes, and if he gets anything wrong, I'm gonna threaten to enact physical violence.

Draken: Can I get a peppermint mocha? With no violence, please?

Mikey: I just want a cortado. And then I want no milk at all. And I do want it iced.

Draken: In a cortado, you don't want any milk?

Mikey: No milk, no foam. And I would like it tea-based instead of coffee.

Draken: Do you know what a cortado is?

Mikey: And some lemon.

Y/N: Honestly, the fact that this is complex and maybe impossible is perfect.

Draken:That's just tea with lemon-

Baji: Can I change mine to a hot chocolate, shot of decaf...shot of a cortado - so a decaf shot, and what would be the size of a shot inside that shot of cortado.

Draken:I'm just changing mine to a black coffee. Very simple, no violence.

Y/N: I'm gonna make sure you get both, just in case, so Takemichi has two opportunities to mess it up. Boom! Coffee's ordered, is our missing party member dead?

[kovalitics]

[blitzxiiru]

raph is concerned by his brother’s coping mechanisms

[dysfunctional-doodle]

ADHD vs Autism, the duo ever.

This is actually an incorrect quote from an ask which I finally drew! I love Mikey and Raph content too much, they are certainly a duo.

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[theghooligan]

chifuyu to takemitchy every time he comes back to the past:

[luxthestrange]

TOKREV Incorrect quotes#27 The Blessings

Mikey & Draken, debriefing the Toman: Alright, listen up, you little fuckers-

Mikey & Draken: Not you, Takemichi & Y/n, you two are a blessing and we're all thrilled you're here

[gabytodd]

[haruchiyo’s first day as a lawyer]

judge: so, who will you be representing, mr. sanzu?

haruchiyo, throwing up gang signs: the streets, your honor.

[ninebuttonz]

This is exactly how the New Years party went in the 2012 universe (but honestly the context works wherever 🤭)

The incorrect quote is taken from this post by @incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes!!! I just had to draw it lmao

[zizzy-rie]

Dee may or may not be changing the lyrics on purpose while jamming to the tune

[If Raph had hair, it would probably have turned into gray so fast with all the stress his little brothers have given him]

Based off this

[kaysdenofchaos]

Raph: Mikey? Why, he’s the sweetest little guy I know! He couldn’t hurt a fly 🥰

Leo: Mikey? Oh yeah he could definitely kill a man. Like, if we were in a murder mystery? First one on the suspect list, hands down.

Mikey: 😋🔪

[wearepurplejackets]

❌ Incorrect Tokyo Manji~ ❌

Shinichiro's ghost appearing from nowhere: Hey dude! Sorry to be late! I'm here to help you, didn't expect to be killed by a 12 years old child with a pipe. Haha, what a friday! Haha, so what do you need?

Takemichi, mostly dead: What... What do I need??

Takemichi: Are you... Are you kidding me right now?? I mean, where have you been all this time?! Are you aware of the situation?!

Shinichiro: Dude relax, you are bleeding and such. Let's take it easy first and calm yourself-

Takemichi: I... I'm completely calm.

Shinichiro: Yes, we are calm.

Takemichi: We are calm.

Shinichiro: We are-

Takemichi: It was SO HARD to leave me a message?!?!?!?

Shinichiro: Ooookay, here we go...

Takemichi: Or a single clue? A f*cking letter? I don't know, even a high five would have been enough! Do you know what I've been through? I ended in the hospital, like 8 times! Even your brother recorded me a VHS! For the love of god!

Shinichiro, taking out a cigarette: yeaaaah, sorry, about that. I've been busy with all the... you know, being suddenly death and stuff.

Takemichi about to explode: All the Sano's are the f*cking same!

Mikey: Do...

Mikey: Dou you know we are still in the middle of the fight? God, I kicked you too much in the head, who are you screaming to?

Takemichi/Shinichiro: Not now Mikey! The olders are talking!!

[zee-rambles]

Shadowbanned or not, I WILL NOT stop fighting for RISE! Let’s show the world that this series deserved better, deserved to reach more people! Tell anyone you can about this show! It. Deserves. BETTER!

What you can do to save RISE

[cyanferret21]

Weapons also have souls au

Did I just simply make 2012 & rise crossover? Yes, yes I did!

Did I also add some ✨mystic✨ to it for spice? Yes I absolutely did!!

Am I gonna do this one post and never return to this idea ever again(like I did with my rat au)? I really fucking hope not!!!

The idea itself is that one of 12!turtle’s enemy got so fed up with them that they got their hands on some mystic stuff to capture brothers in weapons and banish them to another dimension. Anything to “never see their stupid turtle faces again!”

To everyone’s surprise it actually worked. And unfortunately for turtles …. That’s how one, what seemed like normal, mission turned into catastrophe. One by one brothers got separated and locked up in their own weapon: Leo in ōdachi, Mickey in kusari-fundo, Raph in tonfās and Donnie in some strange bo stuff (I have no idea what the name of the weapon was in first episode, if you know tell me) . After this they were just dumped through the portal in whatever dimension, those bad guys couldn’t care less honestly.

And that’s how 2012 Leo, Raph, Mickey and Donnie got into Rise!dimension. But…!!! They happened to appear in Hidden city long before Draxum’s mutant warriors were even in plans. Weapons were passed from hand to hand, but never stayed long with one holder. Different yokai complained about seeing and hearing strange things the more they used the weapons. But with every next holder it was getting more and more obvious that these weapons were not just haunted, but possessed mystic powers. With this rumours going around Hidden city about ōdachi that can creat portals and tonfās that make you bigger and stronger, that’s how Baron Draxum found out about them and decided that he wanted them in his collection.

And would you believe me when I tell that that’s where Draxum got the idea for his human-destruction warriors to be turtles? When he tried to use kusari-fundo and saw a vision of a ninja-looking turtle yokai that was yelling at him to be freed and was challenging him to a fight! He was mesmerised by this creature’s body structures, the possibility of a shell to be a natural protection, ability to breathe underwater. It was a perfect choice of an animal for a warrior to be mutated from!

That’s where 13 years later, our rise!bois are coming into view! Story goes the same as in the “Mystic mayhem” episode, except…. When rise!turtles tried to use their new mystic weapon and it was malfunctioning, it was mostly cause it was their first time using it, but also cause 12!brothers were being kinda salty about not being used for over a decade and they were trying to get some fun out of all this situation. After all, who could have known that their new holders are gonna finally help them reunite with each other. Not right away, but in time…

And if you’re asking yourself right now “But what about Donnie?” Well…remember how he didn’t take the “glowy weapon”? Yeah, at some point in the story they’ll have to go back to Draxum’s destroyed lab and hope that 12!Donnie and stuff he’s in did survive the explosion.

But for now R!Donnie is just like:

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[dysfunctional-doodle]

2003 Mikey being A Menace To Society ™️ no matter what.

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You cannot tell me that this chaos demon, when finally unleashed upon society in Fast Forward, did not immediately set the record for the amount of times he was arrested. You can’t.

Based on a quote on this anon post!

[bingobongocheerio]

April: Shit, we lost Leo.

Y/N: Wait, I got this...

Y/N: Y/N IS A PIECE OF SHIT! THEY ARE THE WORST PERSON EVER AND I HATE THEM!

Leo: [Marching out of the crowd] BITCH WHAT-

Donnie: [flying down from the sky] THE FUCK-

Mikey: [stumbling out of a craft store] DID YOU-

Raph: [emerging from a sewer] JUST SAY?!?!

Y/N: I have made a mistake.