#milfboss penissmp

[penisunavailable]

Welcome to the revival.

PENISMP²

https://discord.gg/acsk8YDgYg

[alt0stratuscloud]

it's been almost two weeks since my last psmp post quick incorrect quotes

[straighttohellbuddy]

literally cannot BELIEVE i forgot these photos from the Milfboss set,, my amazing photographer and dear friend @not-so-tall-gay-danny really managed to capture the feral energy and I'm obsessed with every single photo from this day.

also the blood is fake, duh.

[bowenoke]

I said I wouldn't make psmp fanart but y'all have been sleeping on milfboss and I will not have it. My girl was literally there during the execution and came out with a redemption arc just for y'all to keep drawing penis and shitty like they're the only characters, smh. anyways when she apologized during the battle I cried real tears.

(inspired by @/yiihonk's design!)

[cute-pluto]

milfboss from penis.

[theoneandonlyyeti]

anyways, milfbossunavailable <3

[sexypenismp]

god is a woman, her name is milfboss, and she has detachable tiddies. what more could you want from your deity? would you not desire a glowing woman to descend upon you in death, honkers bouncing, and lead you to a world without strife?

[fixhbones]

penis smp is dead but 👍

that bottom post is from someone i don’t remember op but it has a second part lol

i also got very lazy and only did 4 ppl :)

[soliddaddy96]

penis smp my beloved (penis n shit design inspired by @bunboyinnit​)

[bulletproofvendetta2019]

[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

My favorite thing about psmp lore is that when a character dies they also kill the cc

[lesbian-roguefort]

incomplete post of my interpretations of the penis smp characters

c!Penisunavailable

- on that mad scientist type beat

- immortal, has two forms, one human and one otherworldly

- performs experiments exclusively on himself in attempts to uncover the reason behind his immortality

- due to these experiments he has lost memory of most of his life, even his real name (he goes by “unavailable” because “penis unavailable” is the only (nick)name he remembers)

- bleeds blue in his human form

- has a huge home with a basement and lab

- built the electric chair originally for himself, to further his experiments. was asked to use it for shitty’s execution

- regrets what he’s done to shittyfartbaby69

c!Shittyfartbaby69

- shapeshifter trickster who has pretty much made it his purpose in life to fuck with penisunavailable and the rest of the PSMP

- causes problems on purpose

- eventually causing problems on purpose got another member (haven’t decided who) killed, and he was brought to court

- pleaded guilty but was still sentenced to death

- the electric chair execution only made him stronger after he respawned

c!Milfboss

- real girlboss (not clickbait)

- prioritizes justice above all else for the greater PSMP

- sort of a vigilante, is not afraid to hurt people who hurt others

- the end justifies the means

[mellofi]

to your tags on that post about c!tommy running away to penismp: yes. make it an au. wifehaver supremacy 🙏

Looking at this ask and wondering what the fuck is going on at any given moment but here we go I'm not exactly certain on most psmp events but fuck you I'm making thing canon because it's my au I do what I want

-so yknow the drill Tommy runs away from exile and finds himself in a strange new world

-admiral_anus is the first to find him, bringing him back to spawn and calling a server meeting

-Tommy thinks he's gone insane and is just kind of sitting there contemplating where he went wrong until milfboss asks him if he'd like to introduce himself

-as soon as he speaks the entire smp gasps, British people are not real on the penis smp

-shitty is strongly britishphobic and thinks he should be sent back into the wilderness or back to the server he came from

-milfboss and admiral see that this boy is kinda fucked up (covered in dirt, looks dead inside) and thinks they should let him stay

-penis, as the server admin decides that he can stay but hes on thin fucking ice, and that's final

-everyone has better things to do so they all leave, except for Tommy repeating "what the fuck" under his breath

[straighttohellbuddy]

okay last vain post for a while i promise, but if it wasn't for this silly, little blog i probably wouldn't have had half as much fun this year, thank you all for indulging me xx

favourite cosplays 2021: quackity | human!fuckass the sheep (psmp) | fem!milfboss (psmp) | technoblade | butch!milfboss (psmp)

[toesuckler]

[rigatonipastaroni]

YEAH AND WHAT IF IM A MILFBOSS APOLOGIST? SHE KILLED SOMEBODY AND SHE LOOKED HOT DOING IT!