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I was a Sim and had a seizure by failing a mini game to eat spicy chili.
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okay so I needed a night to process the fits but I’m BACK
were we screaming in happy? I feel like I was screaming in mixed feelings
Ayee, you're back! I also needed a night to process. I've gone on so many rants to my boyfriend this morning... I did scream in happy at first.. then it became very mixed and now I'm just... disappointed. Not in our boys, they handled everything with such grace. From the disgusting paparazzi comments to their suits that they didn't seem to love all that much.
After exploring Twitter this morning, I see that a lot of others made the same comment that I did last night but didn't share here. They had so many fittings, Seungmin said it, and I think Chan said it too... but the suits didn't fit? Hyunjin's shirt was SAFETY PINNED for fuckssake. That's why we didn't get to see his beautiful dress shirt... it didn't fit.
I'm disappointed in Tommy Hilfiger. They did our boys dirty. It wouldn't have taken too long to fix the fit of their suits.. it was lazy. I won't say everything that I'm thinking but i will day that so much more could've been done and the boys could've probably picked out better fits in the dark with one hand behind their back. At the end of the day, they handled it with such grace, and I hope they had the time of their lives.
WHY TF WAS IT SAFETY PINNED?? WHY DONT YOU JUST FIT THE SHIRT TO HIM? LAZY WORK. DONATELLA WOULD NEVER.
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Battle of the Mikes, match 3
#most attractive 90s musician#battle of the mikes#mini bracket#mike patton#faith no more#mr bungle#flea#michael balzary#red hot chili peppers
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QUEEN OPENED HER REQUESTS??? Hi.
Alright so since you now take them, would you be willing to write about lee!Zhongli and ler!Childe? They’re my favourite pair ever😳 And uhh about the image… I think it would be cute a simple scenario where they’re cuddling up together, Zhongli as the small spoon and Childe as the big spoon (I love this kind of stuff it makes me go aaaa), and then Childe would (accidentally??🤨) discover that Zhongli is insanely ticklish AND IMAGINE, HE WOULD GO LIKE “😳Was that a giggle I’ve just heard, baby?😈”
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Of course I just requested, you’re free to decline if you’re uncomfortable with it!
Please I’m no queen 😭😂
We love the classic domestic scenes 😌❤️ (Sorry this is late too!)
Zhongli sighed with content as he felt himself melt back into Childe's chest. It was one of those days where he wanted everything around him to just leave him alone while he relaxed at home with someone he cares about. Childe returned the sentiment by nuzzling into the Archon's hair, taking in the sweet but elegant scent of the shampoo he chooses to use. Zhongli squirmed in his arms, always sensitive to the small touches his partner gave him.
“Childe…”
“Mm?”
“You’re doing it again.”
He felt the Harbinger’s smirk against the back of his neck, causing his to shiver a little and giggle.
“A giggle? What’s the matter, something funny Zhongli?”
“You’re a rascal.”
Chile huffed and blew a soft breath across Zhongli’s neck.
“A-Ah! Hehe… you know what you’re doing…”
“What are you talking about hmm?”
The younger man’s ministrations continued as he softly wiggled his fingers along his partners sides, eliciting a snort.
“Ajax! Stop that…”
“But you’re not trying to get away~”
Zhongli knew he was caught now. The fingers along his sides picked up their pace while Childe’s lips made their way across his neck. He could only squirm in his grasp and kick his legs under the sheets as the ticklish sensations coursed through his body.
“Ajahahahaax! I just- hahahaha!! I wanted to relax!!!”
“Is this not relaxing? Seems like it to me. Only thing is you’re squirming around for no reason.”
“Hahahahaah! You’re… y-you’re tickling meheheheheheee!!”
“Am I?” Childe grinned, pulling his ticklish victim’s shirt up to skitter fingers across his bare stomach.
“ACK! Ajax!? Stahahahahap!!!” Zhongli almost squeaked, almost.
“Music to my ears.” The Harbinger hummed to himself, slowing down the tickles but leaving his hands on Zhongli’s bare stomach.
“Come now… can we just cuddle?” The Geo Archon sighed as he came down from the ticklish high. His face was red and hair a mess now. Though he knew he will most likely be tickled again very soon.
“For now, but don’t get mad if my fingers start moving again… they’re just itching to tickle you again.”
Childe squeezed at Zhongli’s abs softly, getting another small giggle from him.
“Fine… if it’s a fight you want… I’ll give it to you.”
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Mini circus boys: ask @sophie-vuk
Here you go! Two little guys.
I don't know what pose I gave blitzø, don't ask...
#blitzø#Kid blitzo#Fizzarolli#Mini Fizzarolli#Circus boys#I like them#<3#Hellva boss#ask chili#Skunkly#I'm mid math class#The best I could do
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one of the good things about being an adult is that you can eat whatever you want for breakfast, even if it's not "breakfast food," and no one can stop you
#haxxy stop#just had chili oil ramen with fish balls and tteok for breakfast#and a mini ice cream cone#it was like 8:30 am not even close to brunch time or whatever but IDK.
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i love chilirye because its literally such a good ship.. like yeah i get it theyre enemies, its forbidden love yada yada BUT THATS WHY I LIKE IT!! THATS EXACTLY WHAT I LIKE ABOUT IT.. I LIKE THE FACT THAT THEY CANT BE TOGETHER, I LIKE THE FACT THAT ITS A FORBIDDEN LOVE ENEMIES TO LOVERS SLOWBURN!! THATS THE APPEAL TO ME
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#cookie run ovenbreak#cr#cr ovenbreak#cr kingdom#chili pepper cookie#rye cookie#chilirye#chili pepper cookie x rye cookie#rye cookie x chili pepper cookie#ship#forbidden love#enemies to lovers#slow burn#rant#rant post#mini rant#ship rant#ship talk#ranting
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groceries are getting so fucking expensive but at least we can still have chili cheese fries...
#homemade chili plus oven fries and shredded nacho cheese plus green onion and sour cream 😋#my chili has lean ground beef plus mini peppers plus black beans and kidney beans#it turned out really good despite only having cumin and seasoning salt on hand#but i also added black pepper and red chilli and oops forgot about the diced onion and garlic salt#wish we had plain paprika so i could have skipped the seasoning salt and used more paprika powder#also i used canned tomato paste instead of crushed tomatoes but it was actually better i think. turned out sweeter since i simmered it 1h
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The afternoon sequel
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Imagining shadowclan seeing a bunch of signal crawfish popping up and going "it's munchin' time" and having a feast of signal crawfish
They'd make a big pot of crayfish stew, it'd be like a mix between chili and gumbo. I wonder if blood sausage can be used instead of normal sausage...
#The hardest part would be swapping the spices#Could juniper be an ok seasoning?#GOODSDD England has NO SPICES#How do you have a gumbo/chili that isn't SPICY#Clan culture#Warrior bites mini entry
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The chili plant I started growing from seed last year is doing well and suddenly I've become an old man who randomly walks outside to go look at his vegetable garden except the garden is a singular chili plant that currently has a few flowers on it
#it's the sole survivor of six plants I grew from seeds I collected from a grocery store chili#it's definitely been a learning process lmao but I love it#this year I'm growing mini bell peppers#cayenne peppers#cherry tomatoes#strawberries#and a few herbs#gotta have plants that like sunshine bc the only growing space is a south facing balcony#that gets insanely hot on warm days
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taken before adding the dressings and mixing but . this salad FUCKS
#spring greens . red onions . mini cucumbers . mozzarella. and then added chili oil and a garlic aioli .#FAWKKKKK ITS SO YUMMY#also thrifted the bowl this weekend isn’t it so cute !!!!!!
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I scored a Krimson Princess Hoya for seven bucks at the plant sale today and I am PSYCHED. Now I have Krimson Queen, Krimson Princess, Wayetti Tricolor, Rope, Lisa, and a sort of dark green one with speckled leaves that might be Hoya Publycalix but was sold to me without a name. It was three bucks and a leaf. Now it has three leaves and is flirting with a stem. Big growth for a Hoya!
Will take pictures of them in the morning and add them to this post.
#houseplants#Hoyas#gardeners on tumblr#plantblr#I also got a mini monstera#some native grass#a toad lily#and a chili pepper#a good day
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CHILI'S BABY BACK RIBS SONG. src. voiceplay
#voiceplay#minis#gif#chili's#a cappella#layne stein#geoff castellucci#cesar de la rosa#j none#eli jacobson
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Been a bit since i posted a selfie. Have girls & curls
Til there's a limit to how many tags you can have on a single post. I guess that makes sense but how am i to ramble in the tags now with only 30 tags???
#well only one girl but yknow#I'm about to head to bed for tonight#ended up spending my night basically just chilling on tumblr clearing out my likes lol#made a chili tonight that turned out decent enough#my mini painting projects continue to go well#i noticed a stain in my sink looks like a sandile so that amused me#uhhh what else has been happening with me#excited to do board games with friends this weekend#finally got a therapy appointment on the books after months of searching and waiting#been continuing to think a lot about stuff like relationships and sex and stuff lately#went to visit my ex and hang out last weekend but it kinda went from just being a hangout and chat thing to a sex thing#and that was super uncomfortable#like i didn't necessarily not like it for a bit but i wasn't really that into it and the whole time it felt like i was just putting on a...#... performance for their enjoyment rather than really enjoying the acts we performed any myself#i appreciate they stopped when i did finally openly express my discomfort of course but i think i was uncomfortable long before then#been watching a lot of horror focused YouTube vids lately#(i am absolutely not good with horror)#its kinda nice to see horror content where it's through a filter where someone else is summarizing and analyzing it#though that still unnerves me frequently cause i am just that bad with horror#but it's giving good inspiration for some possible stuff for a monster of the week campaign im gonna try running soon#I've been so depressed lately (and burnt out my friend claims) that i had to stop DMing (one of my oldest pasttimes) for like three months#but I'm hoping I'm on an upswing#and while part of me thinks that maybe I'm just done DMing - like i got out the stories i wanted to tell and there's no more fuel left -#i feel like i owe it to myself and to my regular group to at least TRY again#even if i fail horribly#so we're gonna finally try running motw for the first time#i dunno i think that's all the big news stories from ya girl that are fit to print#eri blogs life#i hope y'all are doing well too btw#the world is a big and scary place at times but there's so much beauty in it and i really hope y'all are finding that beauty
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Fair time
#I ate too much food lol#I had chili cheese fries with sour cream and jalapeños#I had those mini fried donuts with a chocolate drizzle on top#the I had some boba tea (green tea with blueberry flavored bobas)#and then as I left I grabbed a some fried Oreos#I have taken a prescription strengths worth of tums as a precaution#i also got to pet a some goats and a Scottish highland calf he was v fluffy and cute#I didn't ride anything bc tbh flatrides freak me out now#I kind of wish I at least road the super himalaya bc that one of my faves#fair success tho 👍
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