#misc: about

[aarontveit]

nine people to get to know better. tagged by: @gingerpeachtea

last song: either of these: - Nothing Matters / The Last Dinner Party - It Fucking Hurts / Deep Dark Robot favorite color: cool colours as opposed to warm colours (except for green - do not like) also thoroughly enjoy shades of red currently watching: death to smoochy :) like rn, i am watching it almost 1hr into it, 49min remaining sweet/savory/spicy: it super depends on the food? alas, due to hypersensitivity, i do not prefer sweets, i know that much - maybe spicy? but savoury is just as good. i will not be able to pick relationship status: n/a; this implies i want to be in a relationship current obsession: the same as the last idk how many years ;-; but, i've also been working on a novel finally? that count? last thing you searched: "[redacted]" lol no, have my 2nd last search instead "why does taco bell meat do you like that"

tagging: anyone who wishes to do this. just say i tagged you.

[mysillycomics]

🩶 paddlefish 🩶

[sabeedraws]

wake up bestie I sketched Xena and Gabrielle for the first time in years!!!!

[felicitykings]

EMMERDALE (1972- ) ↳ 29.05.2025

[the-phantom-peach]

skyward sword… yeah <3

Crimson Loftwing

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[jesuistrestriste]

art donaldson getting so lost in how being inside you feels that he begins to lick at your shoulder and slobber all over it like he’s a hungry puppy. whimpering into your neck and grabbing you wherever he can reach, his thrusts turning jagged and stuttered as he climbs to the edge. he tries to warn you—to tell you that he’s about to finish again, that he’s unable to muster enough discipline to slide out this time—but his words come out incoherent. a mess of slurred syllables broken up by wet hiccups and painfully distorted mewls. his blues start to roll back like waves of ocean salt as he is plunged into an orgasm he can’t stop; one hand in the sheets, one under your back, tongue lolled out and thighs shaking hard enough to vibrate the mattress.

“g’na—fffuu—ungh, com’n—g’na cmngh—aangh-!”

[boltlightning]

THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965)

[katsigian]

Why are fandom discord servers some of the most stress inducing places in the world like why is it when you post anything into any channel it feels like either a) you're purposely being ignored or b) you've pissed someone off just by speaking. It's such a pain in the dick because if you want any sort of help with anything or want to be even a little bit apart of a community, you have to be in these servers. While the whole time it feels like that one picture of all the girls sneering at the camera because you showed your face in there

[acid-ixx]

"hostage situation"

series masterlist

nightwing, to his siblings: okay, so we have to be real careful because the joker and harley quinn are holding our baby sibling hostage and we can't put them in anymore danger.

nightwing, looks at red robin: i'm sure they have some traps laid around the lair so you'll be disarming it.

red robin, nods:

robin: then me and todd will be handling any spare targets, no?

nightwing: of course. cass, steph and duke will be guarding the entrance. babs?

oracle, speaking in the intercoms: this is the closest point of entry where (name) is being kept hostage.

red robin: security cams suggest there's more than just harley and the joker in the lair. a bunch of their goons are heavily guarding both the entrance and the exit. we should thread carefully.

oracle: there's no camera's where (name) is exactly at, but there's a specific room where it's shown that the two are often visiting.

batman, who had been lurking behind them: this is a priority mission. we can't afford to make mistakes.

robin, eyebrows raised: though, is it necessary to bring the entire family? me and my father could handle this entirely by ourselves.

jason, sighs: don't pretend like you weren't the first to suggest the entire justice league to come searching for them, kid.

batman: enough arguing, (name) needs all the support they could get after this. so on my count, we are to bust open the door.

dick: alright, everybody, prepare.

*meanwhile, inside the lair, in a makeshift "house"*

(name), sitting on a comfy chair whilst holding a cup of hot chocolate and a book in the other, sneezes: oh— did anyone mention my name?

harley quinn, already on her way to wipe their nose: oh my baby! is our baby sick?!

(name): no, i just suddenly sneezed?

the joker, in another room: i spy with my little eye, a child way past their bedtime~ c'mon babyboo, let's get you to bed!

(name): awe, but it's like, 10pm. i wanna read some more.

harley, about to pick (name) up: then let momma read the book for you in bed, cutesy pie—

*the door to the kitchen slams open*

dick, with his escrima sticks on-hand: surrender (name) to us now or—!

dick, absolutely befuddled: wait, what?!

damian, with bruce in tow: what's the hold up, nightwing?!

damian, about to jump right in front of dick before he was stopped by bruce's hand on his shoulder: what is... this?

bruce: ... explain the meaning of this, harley.

harley, holds (name) closer to her chest as she's equally confused: what do ya mean, bats? ain't it obvious i'm taking care of my child?

(name): uhm...

damian, visibly offended: what do you mean, your child? (name) over there is ours.

the joker, walks over to the room in a hurry: what's with all the commotion over here?! (name) is supposed to be in bed, harle— batman?!

bruce, with squinted eyes: don't act stupid, what is this all about?

nightwing, surveying the room: wait, why is (name) in pajamas?

(name), trying their best to shrug in harley's tight hug: i'm... supposed to go to bed...?

the joker, about to walk over to (name) before he's stopped by a batarang almost hitting the side of his head: hey! what's that for? i'm clearly not trying to attack my own child!

bruce: (name) is my child, not yours.

the joker, glaring at batman: well, it's not my fault they choose me over you!

(name) wayne, interrupting the two: uhm... i did technically disown myself from the family so—

damian: disown yourself?

(name): i have every reason to—

dick: look, baby bird, you don't know what's right for you, these guys are dangerous—

(name): i literally got nearly killed by some nobody criminals if not for harley saving me but okay, nightwing.

bruce, whose attention is now on (name): you almost got what now?

(name), rolling their eyes: i almost died, batman. now if you excuse me, i think i deserve a good night sleep tonight.

(name), looks at harley who still hasn't released them from the protective hug: can we?

harley quinn, facepalming in her mind as she stares back at (name): oh, i should've bought you to pam and selina instead.

[vertical-tacos]

go my ship

:3

random hcs under cut:

they would both be the kind of people to go up to the register and say the other ordered no pickles, neither of them would ever confront the register person about their own order though.

07n7's love language is definitely actions, while Mafioso's is gift giving (anything from one of the bunnies from his game , to uh "I brought back your favorite survivor in 'reasonable' condition" aka within 15 health or lower lmao.)

Mafioso will take care of / keep C00LK1DD in check when 007n7 gets too exhausted

007n7's been introduced to Mafioso's squad once, but can't really put faces to names yet.

Mafioso is REALLY quiet when he moves, and if his hat is covering his face enough sometimes the survivors will be talking shit about either him or 007n7 only for him to practically materialize out of the darkness. Sometimes he does this while behind 007n7 to surprise him.

Mafioso, just like C00LK1DD, cannot cook for SHIT. do not ever let this man near the stove.

Sometimes he'll go to Builder Brother's Pizza to snag some slices for 007n7 and C00LK1DD, though.

Mafioso most likely has shark teeth or smth (totallly not inspired by the stylized version of him naww no wayy) which definitely scared the shit out of 007n7 when he yawned or smth for the first time around him

[undercoverangell]

telemachus as a baby probably would have loved 2 yank on his dads beard and mustache... its usually within reach of his very short arms whenever hes being held. and his dad reacts in a way that is probably very funny 2 him.

[asfodeltide]

[misc-obeyme]

Can we please take a moment to appreciate this latest chat photo?

I would make Solomon talk to every cat for me. Be my kitty translator I need to know all about that precious baby’s life.

Barbatos, darling, give me those books they look stupid heavy. He calls that paperwork in the chat.

I love them both so much it makes me silly.

[phaideii]

Saw someone use the tag "THERE IS NO WORD FOR BETA IN THE KREMNOAN LANGUAGE" on a fic, which is definitely my favorite variation of "no beta we die like men" I've seen.

[tyxaar]

A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending. Cannibalism (Multiple counts) War profiteering Trading of Souls Grave robbing Fraud of multiple varieties Racketeering Arson (Like a lot of it) Unethical experimentation Acts of Terror Spiritual possession Contract killing Sale of human remains Ritual sacrifice Perpetuating Police Brutality Domestic Terrorism Oathbreaking Violation of the real life Geneva Convention Deceptive marketing Kidnapping Desecration of a sacred place Whatever tf Area 77 had going on Insider trading Extortion Patricide Matricide Unsafe building practices Holy war Desecration of corpses Market manipulation Treason Tax evasion Murder (Lots and lots) Large-scale extreme vandalism Mass enviromental destruction Political corruption Identity fraud