#mmmm piss

[floral-hex]

This coffee tastes like bad butt but but but it was $1.50 I’ll drink piss at those prices

[p0is0n-is-th3-cur3]

Reblog for a larger sample size this is for a fight

[rosemaryslullaby]

he’s crying because i didn’t fix my bloomers before taking the pic

one piece: btssb trump alice op (2021)

headbow: btssb pintuck headbow (2006) … i think

pochette: btssb usakumya pochette (no idea which year)

bloomers & shoes: taobao

stockings: some obscure store on etsy that i will probably never find again

[n--n]

Do you think if the Robin Hood Leander theory is correct Elyon’s DLC will have Leander as the main antagonist? Like imagine you give a hot cursed stranger free room and board and they leave to date a noble you’re not only stealing from, but is probably working with the evil magic school that you have major beef with. The drama would be insane

[keyslox]

my sona Lox again yaaay yippie

[citrine-elephant]

my headcanon for leon being a sugar fiend probably stems from my fear of a sugary american diet-

that boy needs happiness in his life in the form of strawberry milkshakes and iced coffees and sugar cookies and-

[jeanstapleton]

magnolia 1999 still one of the greatest movies of all time dont care how corny or sanctimonious ppl think it might be

[iobartach]

He could hear the Go Home machine at work, knew well what it threatened. Calamity. Disaster. The collapse of another reality --

No!!! He HAD to stop the machine's process. Accept no other compromise. Fixated on thwarting Miles the anomaly's escape, he took a running start, a foreboding force of sinewy muscle that rippled beneath lustrous livery as he pounced, hurling himself across the gap.

Landing upon the machine's carefully crafted weave, his words had devolved into snarls as they ripped free his throat. Blinded by sheer RAGE, he frantically tore at the machine's delicate dimensional cocoon, exhibiting such a concentrated intensity that he managed to pry open a small enough gap -- gain a glimpse of the LAMENTABLE occupant within...!

Until they were gone, vanishing in a flash of blinding light.

Out of his reach.

With his efforts ending YET AGAIN in failure, a dreadful silence falls over him like a heavy curtain as he maintained the same pose, hands still held aloft, fingers still curled claw-like. Grasping for a neck that was no longer present in his dimension.

Oh, how he wished to WRING IT!!!

[simpsonssimp]

Snarky, very snarky 🥓

[xx-justsomeguy-xx]

Hrmmmm…

[wetpis]

i cant believe that theres only one fic about being pissed on by gortash from bg3. the man is gross and stinky and would absolutely have no problem pissing on someone as some fucked up way of claiming ownership of them.

[lord-squiggletits]

Metzen IDW Orion/Optimus is the best because not only does he have the usual OP traits of idealism, protectiveness, bravery, etc but he's also salty and angry and opinionated, and he actually banters and argues with people and has realistic stress reactions to being thrust into leadership during a civil war and planetary collapse.

[parkakeet]

watched the first episode of season three of the mandalorian. remembered how much bo katan pisses me off. god. she’s all like. it was you who fractured our people.

uhhh hello? who created death watch? bitch?

[fun-friend-yea]

@majoone has a really cool Obey me! character that I drew the second I saw him. I put him on a clipboard :)

Psst- these are those back panels

All I knew is I wanted the sheep because it's pretty often associated with the game, then I just added whatever little guys I thought looked neat since I knew they'd be cut off and unseeable.

[lilnasxvevo]

Ppl who think Wen Qing wasn’t interested in Jiang Cheng and she was sick of him and she was always just trying to find polite ways to turn him down and she’s obviously a lesbian anyway are just. Like. How does it feel to be so fucking bad at watching TV. It’s one of the easiest things in the world but you’re actively terrible at it. How does that feel.

[californiaquail]

secret crochet hook use unlocked