#mmmmmm that's some good art right there

[mondaymelon]

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!! gifts ensue.

he really went. blep. hi user @ilyuu. im proud of this one so congrats wanderer takes home first gift wooo

lmao id like to apologise in advance as this was brought on because of me but I got super burnt out drawing like 20 of these over the course of 2 days... if you see the quality of the drawings declining ( which you will ) please don't mind it!! thank you.

@anonbinaryweirdo. sigh. i get whiplash whenever you're super nice and then in the span of the next three seconds immediately do something vile

@soleillunne. we don't talk much but from what I know you are such a sweet person omg !! and your works??? dies inside (in a good way). the way you write xiao maks me so. puddle like

@realkavehgf. we agree on one things (amongst others) and that is that kaveh is. kAVEH IS. MALFUNCTIONS PERISHES.

@emphasisondrvgs. you scare me. please take your ranpo and quietly see yourself out LMAO /j

@pjsk-writin. AMIMI ONE OF MY FIRST EVER MOOTS !!! im so proud of mikoto. sighs. straitjackets are smth else to draw .. BUT HES SO. MMMMMM !!!!

@circyexistforcontent AAAHHH HI PRECIOUS. I LIKE YOU BUT I DONT REALLY LIKE DILUC SO. TAKE THIS... quietly throws up

@whats-it-mean. puka puka. head empty. puka puka. please stop your affairs with my mother.

@falors. UGLY SOBS. UGLY CRIES. I LOVE YOU /P SM. WAAHHHH TEARS TEARS TEARS you are the most talented person ever I S T G gRAAAHHH YOU BETTER GET 18412409128410948 FOLLOWERS THIS YEAR OR I WILL RIOT. mwah.

@dustofthedailylife. omg. hi dust... tbh ive been so concerned for you recently with how much life is running you over with a pickup truck so wishing for your improved health soon !! alhaith is a smort guy what can I say

@the-white-void. DEAREST. literally one of the first people I ever interacted with on this platform and you're actually. like. literally one of the sweetest people I have ever met. KLEE IS SUCH A CUTIE FJSFJDK

@kaeffeinee. OMG. m..my kitten- woah WHO just said that. wild shit right there. have something you don't like?? have something that's been pestering you for far too long?? no worries. its the official nag seal of mendokusai !!!!

@lillonvia. sobs. I didn't do the man justice.loud sobs. DFSDDSF YOUR ART MAKES ME WANT TO LIKE DISENTAGRAT INTO GLOWING BALLS oF FUZZ AND FLOAT INTO THE HEAVENS I DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO DESCRIBE IT. WE ARE SO DELULU oVER XIAO. FOAMS AT THE MOUTH

@absolutelyobsessedkiya. HELP WHY IS MINORI SO BRIGHT.... she's literally shining what. we need to talk more pspsspsp I just now found out that you're a fan of milgram!! remember like last year I was all 'whose that pretty pink person on their pfp??' AND NOW I FINALLY KNOW THATS ITS MUU RAHHHH

@auroratumbles. meow. cat. what a sweetie. I don't even know what my art style is doing here anymore Istg what even. what even BYE LETS TALK ABOUT XIAO LATER !!

@papiliotao. mwah. a kith for you. mWAH. ANOTHER KITH. SJFKSDJFLS GRAHHH YOU ARE THE SW E. E T E ST AND YOUR THE SWEETEST AND YOUR CAT IS THE SWEETEST AND YOUR VOICE IS MAKING ME WANT TO ELEVATE INTO THE CLOUDS AND YOURE SO SILLY EVEN THOUGH YOU DONT LIKE AKITIO SHINONOME

@yinyinggie. hihihi ying !! it honestly amazes me how you're able to juggle so many events and servers at once. im actually in awe. always look at xiao he's so emo and short

@solxima. GRAHHH HI. I DONT LIKE HOW JINGYUAN LOOKS IN THIS BUT. DLJFLSDJ DIES> I CANT DO THIS AN Y M O RE. your honor. hes so cat coded hes so cat coded he's so PERISHS

@yelshin. WAIIIIT NO YOUR NAME GOT CUT OFF> iM SORRY. I don't know why he looks... so r e g a l in this but its definitely giving off oRAtRice MecAnIquE DAnAlySe CARdiNAle .

@vennnnn-diagram. LOUD SCREAMING N O . YOUR NAME GOT CUT OFF TOOOODJSKFLSD JGAIJFAD JKLJFD:LFS. anyways. I need to see nahida smiling more she deserves everything and then some. aranaras are so silly giggles

@lume-nosity. I hold the slightest bit of guilt for putting your angsty ish drawing right next to happy lil nahida buT AHAHAH IT MAKES IT HURT MORE IG. took some inspo from your blog title... mwah ily lume. I WAS SO SCARED TO TALK TO YOU AT FIRST WHEN I SENT YOU THAT MOOT ASK BUT I AM EVER SO HAPPY THAT I DID !!!

th end. im actually so dead lmao my fingers actually were starting to bleed afklsdjfaskdjfklsdjflkasdjflksjflkjowejtoij enjoy your Christmas gifts mooties !! if anyone asks why I haven't been posting fics as promised. this is why. ill be in a coffin for a while please let my soul rest

OH AND FORGOT TO MENTION I DREW THESE BASD ON THE MOOTIES THAT COMMNTED ON MY THINGY LIKE LAST WEEK WHICH ASKED WHICH CHARACTER THY WANTD I LOVE YOU ALL PSPS I PROMIS

[mrvenuspluto]

The 12 lustful experiences

She was a pulchritude looking breed, like no other. Her smell had me memorized. The way she put her love spell on me... Shit!. I would of thought she was a Scorpio... with all that seductiveness and deep passion. She whispered to me in my ear and told me how she needed it from the back while in the kitchen cooking stir fry! Im lifting, flipping ,smackin and grippin those thick thighs. next thing im eating rice and peppers off her ass while long stroking her then gave her mouth a taste of my yum yum sauce to compliment her meal. Hmmmmm! she gotta be a Taurus!. the way she ate it off my body and cooked a good ass dinner in the process. Something about a cancer Mmmmmm! the way she nurtures my Dick, keeps it warm, secure with her lil hands, very small mouth and delightful honeypot!. She loves the way i kiss it! lick it!, before i Beat it! then eat it like i need it, put my heart into it before i skeet it! look her in her eyes, tell her how much daddy needs it! then leave it!........... All wet like a Tsunami just crept through it. This crazy ass Scorpio had no limit to how deep her throat could go.......until she met me! use to have her ass gagging, coughing, choking, jaws locking up, mouth foaming, tapping out into she fooled me and learn me, scoped me, observed me, disected me then fooled me by finally throating me... WTF! after all those neck sessions she perfected it and swallowed all foot of me!. A scorpio determination is unmatched and priceless just like her head game!. Remember this flexiable Gemini, who could handstand for minutes at a time while sucking me like a blowpop! her favorite position was when i throw her lil ass up in the air and landed her on this fuckn dick head! then spin her lil ass around like a toppys spinny what eva you call it! pussy juice would be everywhere! she would get to ride on him for hours... called her Flexy Pussy!. I dont know what happened to miss Capricorn but she meant Business! with a capital B. I mean real business, she would show up dressed in her work attire, glasses, blouse, and work skirt. She would usually want to take control and tease me while she would slowly stroke my dick and watch me yearn for that wet dripping fat cat! as i would play along with her lil game, not this this time. Big Boss man showed up this time laid her sexy ass out and laid pipe on her ass, hit that cat in ever possible way until i put that pussy in a psych ward. Ohh thats where her lil ass is at till this day!. Met this loud ass Leo one day while she was getting out her red C - class benz. Ass just sittin up and proudful! me and her exchanged digets, next thing im hittin lioness all over the the 29th floor balcony! made her loud ass mouth hits notes while her pussy sang! tested those vocals! now she got daddy a new GLA - 250!

Her superficial ass was all in my grill! rubbing my chest, my chains and fresh drip!. The playa i was i let her lil ass get a dose of this kryptonite! she had a slim body, wide hips and smile that was bright, charm that was right, perfect ass that fit her height. Shit that had to be a lucky libra that was feeling me. What! i hit that poonany like a bad habit, face all against my jewels and shiny wrist band! while she kiss all over my royal ring. Then let her ass finish me off with sloppy neck through my amiri denims, splot !!! all over her fuckn face now you a superficial work of art. While getting treatment in the the hospital met this Virgo nurse that worked there. We conversed then she invited me to her house where she said she would heal me holistically. She wasnt lying she showed me her secret garden, let me taste her passion fruit, lick her nectar while consuming are her heal organic essence. Ive been healed ever since mmmm! I returned the favor and gave her some of my sleepy time meds, Here!!! open wide! say AHHH!!! left her belly full, mood good!!! and tucked her pussy in Goodnight! This unconventional pussy was right and tight!. The way she could squeeze me sooo tight with it and detach from it and squirt while bouncing up and down on my long ass dick while juggling my heavy loaded balls. She did this lil trick, made her tongue wrap around my dick head while stroking me with both hands, while drooling hella saliva all over him! she was very unique in her style and ways, no wonder they called the Aquarius water bearers! she lefted my ballls in a puddle. This long legged, thick thighed Sagittarius! use to love to grind on me while kissing my neck, i would grip her massive strong thighs, lift her up against the rocky mountains when we use to travel and meet each other on a trip, and have our escapades. I would travel deeeeep in that pussy exploring all her geographical locations and areas. Had me searching and going on long journeys inside her foreign pussy to finally locate and hit that G spot without any GPS or maps hit a couple wrong turns hitting kidneys and lower intestines. Soon after back on road straight knowledge and adventurous digging and left her ass laid out on the jet black sand!. She would get into heated arguments just so i could snatch her lil ass up, fold her up and pound her life out! Dick all up in her chest! miss Aries smart mouth ain't saying shit now!. Every time she would try to fix her lips to say something smart i would add a inch of D up in that lil pussy! now she talking gibberish! then i put her lil spark out!. While in yoga class this smooth, silky, thin built, caramel big eyed Picses showed me why yoga class was so important for the mind, body, soul and also others things..... shit the next day she also showed what her feet do! laid me back on her mat, sat down in front of me stretched her legs out, stretched her pretty ass feet then spit all over her hands rubbed it all over the bottom of her feet then gave me the worlds best footjob! felt all her energy and nerve endings contributing towards my well being! then i touched all her chakras and penetrated her solar plexus and finished in her throat chakra! and shot the remaining balance all over her ajna now we soulfully intertwine and divine!

[rapidevolution]

You fuckers you CANNOT DROP MASTERPIECE ART THEN GO "is this anything?" ITS LITERALLY EVERYTHING STOP DOUBTING YOURSELF AND GO EAT A COOKIE

I JUST SAW MINOS PRIME AS HATSUNE MIKU AND I NEED YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO UNDERSTAND THAT I AM FUELED BY THIS STUFF IT IS GOOD SHIT THATS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE MMMMMM

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Having a hell of a day as you know, can I get some New York, Mass and/or Loui fluff that's as angst free as possible pleasee?

MHM MHM MHM YES HERE YA GO :D

Louisiana:

Whenever he hasn’t slept in a while, Maine will quite literally snatch him (he has thought of just pillow-casing this mf) and take him to his and Alaska’s house and they’ll both cuddle him. And Louisiana just accepts it cuz he isn’t strong enough to escape either of them, and especially not both of them.

He has just- full on bodyslamed his friends and brothers and hugged them till they couldn’t breathe

The human(?) equivalent to a puppy

^Especially with the look in his face when someone he loves comes home or enters the same room 😭💙

^If he has his tail out, it is 10000000000% wagging at the speed of light

I feel like he is a really good listener and gives great advice if you need it

New York:

Idk why, but I feel like he cannot tell his left and rights. Am I projecting? MMMMMM QUITE POSSIBLY SHUSH YOU-

He’s also a really good listener but he’s not as good when it comes to advice. Again me projecting? MAYBE-

You don’t have to tell him if you’re sad. He just. He knows. How he knows? Idk he’s got some mind reading type power 😭

^He will just sneak up on you, and if you catch him, he’ll just simply do what he was gonna do in the first place: curl up on your lap and cuddle the sadness out you. He’ll even purr when he cuddles you 😭 Yorkie cuddles make everything better, 5 star rating from literally the entire statehouse.

Has bought and made band tee shirts for all his pets. It’s the most adorable thing ever. Even his pigeons and rats have Queen and AC/DC and Led Zeppelin merch.

Despite basically being a cat/vampire (every gacha oc in 2018 be like:), he actually loves swimming and is surprisingly good at it (I hc him to be either part of the Navy or Coast Guard so- he kinda has to know how to swim-). BUT IF YOU PICK HIM UP AND THROW HIM INTO A BODY OF WATER, EVEN A BATHTUB, HES GOING TO STAB AND SCRATCH YOU IN VARIOUS BODILY REGIONS. UNASHAMEDLY TOO.

Massachusetts:

Actually really good at digital art. He’s good at traditional art to, but prefers digital art (him, upon discovering digital art: "IT HAS A MOTHA-F(SPEAKS BOSTON)KIN’ UNDO BUTTON 🥹🥹")

He lovessss taking long walks outside, especially on the beach at sunset. Has gotten plenty of drawing inspiration from the sunsets and the beach <3

He also really loves plants and nature. Granted, not as much as NJ, but pretty close. He won’t admit it though cuz he’s a stubborn bastard. We love him though :3

Mass gives the vibes of someone that’s really good at bass guitar and drums

I like to imagine that whenever he takes his hat off, his hair falls in front of his face and temporarily blocks his vision. Penn and Ginny love making fun of him for it <3

Hope these are fluffy enough I tried to add no angst, but my finger mighta slipped somewhere idk <3

[mawita]

I KEEP FORGETTING TO POST THESE BOYS

JEKYLL AND HYDE PONIES, AND YES, LORE EXISTS

Hyde on his own, and basically just a blog post with thoughts and process notes under the cut!

Personal Notes

Exams have been killing me, and i am, finally done!! Wooo!! Yeah, time for a break year, i hope I'll have more time for art :))

Anyways yeah, silly Jekyll and Hyde ponies, this is my biggest fixation here over the last year, its killing me, could genuinely turn into a special interest at this rate.

anyways, these two came about out of a want to illustrate book Jekyll and Hyde, but humans just, hurting me to draw atm, so ponies instead.

Design Notes

Shape! I wanted Jekyll to feel Big and Bombastic, fat Jekyll rights (although, I admit, I don't think I made him fat enough here, I'll out more effort into that in later pieces/sketches. I hope to develop their shape specifically a lot.) In contrast, of course as described in the book, Hyde is smaller, younger, and sharper. I gave him the teeth from the 1931 movie, cuz that's honestly the only part of that design I like apart from the flesh that starts to melt at the end of the movie (cough cough, racist charicature)

Colors! Admittedly a bunch of this was simply done because i thought it looked good. Jekyll feels inherently blue to me, and Hyde being toxic green just felt appropriate. But also, having them purely be cold would not be the most balanced pallete. I wanted to give them both warmth. Jekylls warmth comes from his Vest and Cravat, clothes he dons as an expression of his class and social standing. He cares a lot about his position in the upper crusts of London's society, and plays into his role with care. The colors on him that stand out the most, his warmth and his sociability, is performative in its expression. Hyde's only warmth is in his yellow-red eyes, from living an (exaggerated) version of his authentic self.

Cutie Mark! Potion bubbles mmmmmm :)). Important note tho! The cutie Mark DOES NOT CHANGE between the forms! Hyde is Jekyll! A truly fucked up Jekyll, a Jekyll most likely under the influence (in this au canon: definitely under an influence)

Also fun fact! These pony designs are based on my pony town designs of Jekyll and Hyde :3

Anyways yeah, when I've settled into my new apartment I'd like to explore these two buggers a bit more. Strangely enough, I believe the my little pony friendship is magic universe has some deep implications for the Jekyll and Hyde story, that I am very grasped by.

That ends it for this post, if you got this far, thank you for indulging me!!

[jiangwanyinscatmom]

For the game. I picked a lot 🫣

1, 2, 8, 10, 16, 17, 19, 23, and 25.

Please and thank you 😊

Hope you are doing well!

1. the character everyone gets wrong

Wei Wuxian, especially from topping Wei Wuxian fics, they make him downright cruel for some reason like this somehow turned into Erha and Taxian-Jun made a comeback. (Being a dick on purpose is not sexy or cool yawn)

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

Answer previously: Wangxian wouldn’t switch… because their very dynamic has already been a subversion of what the usual danmei couple is sexually. Lan Wangji is made to be seen as the maidenly pretty one that is shy, while Wei Wuxian is seemingly the charming player and flirt who is vastly more outgoing. Intrinsically their sexual dynamic as a strict bottom and top plays into what is supposedly more right to them, and basically shattering that by making Wei Wuxian the one who prefers to bottom and very much letting Lan Wangji be the do-er. It feels like otherwise it’s not them or at least, very hard to write believably with them swapping sexual roles.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

There is no such thing as morally grey Wei Wuxian as that very definition is to do seemingly good things while having ulterior motives with the lack of actual respect or care to others.

10. worst part of fanon

Fandom Jiang Cheng, no he is not Wei Wuxian's brother, neither of them ever say the words "you are or like my brother" to each other, no he is not ever going to plan a wedding for Wangxian, he's a homophobe who went on a tirade because they hugged and they aren't miserable like him and he thinks they're making light of his pain yada yada. No he does not need further contact with Wei Wuxian as he did the best and most unselfish thing he could ever do in his life by finally not holding what all he supposedly did for Wei Wuxian to trap him. No he is in no way Lan Shizui's uncle nor even his damn shishu because he kicked Wei Wuxian out of the sect and Lan Shizui doesn't even respect him aside from the bare minimum why would he ever want to call that man an uncle.

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

Straight boy Wei Ying is annoying, and dare I say a fetishized trope to make him terrible when he literally has nothing against anyone gay in book and it's really just the normal display of comphet from someone raised in a traditional home.

17. there should be more of this type of fic/art

Lan Wangji and Jin Ling bonding. I really like the idea of Jin Ling being scared witless of Lan Wangji but also very adamant to be praised by him and secretly fangirling in his room after he get a "well done" by him.

19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

Ahhhhhhh mmmmmm.... I don't think I have any honestly.

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

Hahahahahahhahaha, Taxian-Jun x Liu Qingge. (No seriously I REALLY like this idea and gotta work on my idea for it)

25. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

Wangxian were disrespectful in the ancestral hall, or Wei Wuxian in the supervisory office was meant to be judged/he shouldn't have fought back against THREE THOUSAND people out to kill him because they made up lies about him.

[frostynovaprime]

Mmmmmm post sleep Tennocon Rambles under the cut

Ofc because I just started vet school last week (yay) I couldn’t attend in person. Really sad I couldn’t attend because I’ve always loved it when I went to the 2017 and 2018 events. Had to watch the stream, but it look like from pictures everyone had tons of fun and I’m glad it was a success. Next year, please let it be closer to the middle of the summer akdjejak

Art panel, the highlight for me as always as an artist myself. Really cool to see all the concept works from way back in Dark Sector. I’m so sad the art book was so expensive and sold out so fast, but I hope this means they can be inspired to do a reprint in the future (maybe when food expenses arent draining my bank like a whirlpool….) The new upcoming concepts I can’t say I’m a fan of all too much. Grendel is my most hated frame but the boar is a cool inpiration for him. I personally think the game is very oversaturated with Liger concepts, so as per most Liger deluxes Sevagoth wasn’t my cup of tea. They designed the frame, why not have someone else take a shot as his deluxe? I didn’t catch who designed Yareli’s bu that one was interesting.

And….. the Heirloom skins collection. They’re pretty. I though Mag’s was for Nova and got too excited for a bit. And as a Frost main I’m always glad for more content containing him, hell I squint at his skin because it has a few elements that are strikingly similar to my Deluxe concept for him back in 2021. But. The price. I want to buy it, but this entire collection pitch is exactly what Digital Extremes has vow to not do in all 10 years with their fair free to play model, and this sets a very bad precedent if it were to continue. $90 USD is too high of a price for a pack of skins marketed as being in celebration of 10 years, inflated artificially with the Regal Aya. A pack of 6 (with an extra bonus, making 7 total and 400 platinum) is $40 which means everything in the second tier pack is only $30. The same price as the low tier. The only new thing the skins intoduce are the Signas, which are cool, but I gesture to Kaithe coronets. The skins have no new visual effects for abilities, no new animations, not even new idles like recent Deluxe skins have. Rebecca used the word “prestigious” for describing the pack. And I beg her to NEVER use that word again for cosmetics. Prestigious content is a very slippery slope. Take the Prestige skins from League. Because of those skins Riot is now thinking they can make a variant recolor of a very old Jhin legendary and mark the price up to $200. Warframe doesn’t need that. Not to mention the FOMO. The Heirloom pack is gone at the end of the year. Even past Prime Access comes back in Resurgence after a few years. Nightwave brings back old items from past story events. The only thing that has never returned was the Founders Packs, for a good reason. The Heirloom collection feels like a rehash of the Founders marketing in the present state of them game where it’s most likely not trying to stay afloat. FOMO has never existed in Warframe, and it shouldn’t be added now.

Don’t even get me started on that 10 year Accolade in the packs. Accolades have usually been for people who made a notable contribution to the game. Founders, Closed Beta testers, Creators. All of them have some sort of impact on the game be it keeping it afloat in the starting year or contributing to the Community. Now a shiny sticker can be added to any account for as low as $30. I’ve been playing the game for 8 years. I’m not a ‘10 year supporter’ yet. The wording itself insinuates that to supoort the game for a decade, you need to pay. That Accolade should have been something added automatically when your account turns 10 years old.

Overall I’m extremely disappointed bu the Heirloom marketing as it stands. Will I buy it down the road? Chances are high when I’m not bleeding for food with school going on, which is at the very end of the year right before it goes away cause I also give into FOMO. DE has adjusted their strategies before, and I hope they do so now. But this has already set a bad first impressions for any future Heirloom content.

Anyway, rant over on that. Sound panel was cool. Always cool to hear how specific sounds are made like Kullervo. The Heirloom debacle kinda soured my mood for a bit, so I focused more on studying my classes and then went shopping with my roommates.

Came back a little late to TennoLive, probably halfways thru the Soulframe demo. From what I saw I really like the whole concept and thematic. The little turtle guy is so cute. Excited to see more of its development and eventually play it.

The Warframe aspect I had more range of feelings. Whispers in the Wall looks really cool and I’m excited for exploring what the fuck Albrecht is doing. I love how its expanding Deimos more, instead of adding another island and button to navigation. It feels like it’ll require the New War to access, since its all based around the aesthetic of the Man in the Wall seen at the very end of the quest. I’m very interest in the human Loid (best design from Liger since Nezha Empyrean imo). I hope he gives more insight into the attitudes of the Orokin since he is 99% likely from before the Old War.

And… Warframe 1999. I got sucked into Warframe because of it’s unique spin on fantasy sci-fi. And throughout the 8 years I’ve played it’s stuck to its aethetic formula to a T. Seeing CRT monitors and Nokias along with Entrati designs, the modern sci-fi elements and callbacks to Dark Sector makes it feel out of place. Blasphemous almost. But, I’ve had this feeling before with Duviri. I had reservations as to whether Duviri would break the Warframe Universe as we knew it. But DE made the Paradox make sense, and the aethetic language of the world fits perfectly into the formula. I absolutely love Duviri. I need to see more and play 1999 in order to feel how it connects to the Origin System and Duviri as a whole, be it the very distant past (and being born in 99 myself makes me…. Haaaaa) or a parallel universe connected by Void Fuckery(tm). But seeing how Duviri played out I have no real doubts DE won’t pull it off again.

[vorefluff]

Morning Routine, Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of "Breathe Life, Outrunning Our Doom"

Find the rest of the story and overall tws here!

POV: Damien

Wordcount: 3.3k

Damien waking up and starting the day.

Note: I'm going to start putting chapter art at the bottom of the post. This is mostly to avoid spoilers and such in the future.

Damien’s alarm goes off for the third time, and he hits the snooze again. It is just the third time, right? Damien blindly feels his alarm clock for…. there. With a button press, the clock reads out the time in a robotic voice. 6:30 am. Yeah alright. Just like he thought. He should get up soon, but he still has another two alarms before he has to get up. Rolling onto his back, he rubs his eyes and looks blankly at the dark ceiling. Vague shapes swirl quietly. Ichor drips.

With a deep breath, Damien starts the process of properly waking up. Drowsiness keeps pulling his eyes closed. Pressing his palm into his stomach, he massages idly. There’s sounds of peeping and skittering from the back of the room. Sounds like the babies are awake too.

Soon enough, movement starts stirring inside his stomach - Yarrop waking up. Dang his mouth is so dry right now. He debates getting up. Pros - water. Cons - moving. Moving meant actually starting the day. Staying put feels like the better option right now, honestly. 

His alarm goes off again. 

So much for ‘staying put’. Damien rolls back over and hits snooze again, then reaches a bit further for his water bottle. Of course, in doing so, he smears his face through the drool on his pillow. With a yawn, he sits up and feels the weight in his stomach roll. He wipes his face again and pops open the top of the bottle. With a deep breath, he slots it into the gap in his snaggly teeth, and tips his head back. He takes one big gulp - partly to wet his throat, partly to piss off Yarrop. 

Instantly there’s a flurry of movement as Yarrop makes it well known that he doesn’t approve. Damien snickers, then takes another mouthful of water just to hold and help with the dry mouth bit. If Yarrop was drowsy before, he sure as heck isn’t anymore. Damien grins. If he has to suffer being awake, then so does his passenger. 

After a few seconds, he swallows his second mouthful of water. “Mornin’” Damien says with a yawn. His phone buzzes with a notification, which he doesn’t bother checking. He’s sure he already knows what it is.

Mmmmmm now the question is, does he get up, or does he procrastinate until his alarm goes off again? It's quite important to not get too distracted. His hand drifts back to his stomach. 

Damien’s guts start grumbling as his internal systems start waking up and working too. His wide grin softens to a pleased smile. Procrastination it is. Damien sets his water bottle back on his nightstand and lays back down, pressing his palm into his stomach again. A quiet purr rumbles in his chest. It feels easier to focus his mind with someone inside. Some low level sensory input that takes up a comforting space in the back of his head. Like getting a good song stuck in your head and rocking with it as your theme song for the day. 

The slowly swirling colors and the dripping ichor from the ceiling makes for such a pretty scene this morning. Raising his other hand, Damien moves his fingers as if playing piano. Pulling and pushing colors, weaving an illusion of stars and galaxies layered with a bright dancing green light like an aurora borealis. The painted sky drips, and it’s almost like he can touch the starlight. He wishes he could take a picture of it, but sadly hallucination and illusion alike don’t get caught on camera. It’s clearer and brighter than anything he could see naturally, even with his glasses. Which he refuses to wear. 

With the latest use of his illusions, his hallucinations expand to include bright glowing abstract shapes along the walls. 

Damien jumps as his alarm goes off again, a loud obnoxious repetitive ear splitting sound. He dismisses the illusion with a wave of his hand, and turns off his alarm. Sighing heavily, Damien swings his feet over the side of the bed and stands up. No more procrastination. 

Damien briefly stops by the plastic tub with the baby chicks in it, checking the temperature of the box and making sure they’re doing alright. He gently picks up one of them - Favio - and pets her little head. She peeps very loudly, putting her entire tiny body into it. Damien smiles. A chick after his own heart. He’ll come back for proper maintenance in a bit - getting the food and water topped up and such. Right now, they’re all doing alright. 

Setting down the chick, he stands up. He picks up his phone from his nightstand to check the message.

[Im gnna fucking stab you.] From Yarrop, of course. Yeah, exactly what Damien thought it was. 

“Ya stab me, I getta stab ya back,” Damien says, pocketing his phone and heading out. 

The weight in his stomach slowly shifts. Damien snickers as he pictures Yarrop sulking and sliding down the lining. 

“Damien?” Co calls. 

“I’m comin’ ‘m comin’!” Damien yells back.

“You’ve got Yarrop?” Co asks as Damien steps out into the kitchen. 

“Yea, gimme a sec,” Damien says with a vaguely dismissive handwave. 

“Figures. That’s usually the case when Yarrop doesn’t answer in the morning,” Co says, leaning on the counter and taking a sip of his steaming drink. Probably some sort of coffee. 

Damien picks up a thingy from the dish drying rack. It’s a rather long flexible smooth plastic string with a small weight at one side. After a quick inspection to make sure it’s actually clean, Damien drops the end with the weight down his throat and swallows. The weight just gives something for his throat to latch onto and help make sure the string doesn’t bunch up weirdly. 

Since he has almost no gag reflex, this is miles easier than trying to get Yarrop out the old fashioned way. Spending nearly half an hour sticking his fingers down his throat to try and trigger it isn’t exactly fun for anyone, and he’ll gladly take an alternative. Been there, done that, no thanks. 

Within a couple seconds, there’s two quick kicks from Yarrop. Time to wait for him to get situated. Damien leans back on the counter opposite of Co, who is not so subtle in watching the process. 

Damien raises an eyebrow at Co. “What, in’erested in gettin’ in the soon-ta-be-emp’y stomach again?” he teases, having to put a little more effort into talking around the plastic string thing. 

Co shakes his head. “Nah. Just bored. Not much else to look at.” 

Damien shrugs. “Fair ‘nough.” His hand drifts back to his stomach. 

“Do you want eggs? I’m making eggs after this,” Co offers.

Damien perks up. “Heck yea!”

“Fried or scrambled?” 

“Fried,” Damien answers. He feels what mayyyy have been a kick from Yarrop? Hard to tell, he was too busy thinking about eggs. Oh well. If it was, he’ll kick again in a second. 

“Cheese?” 

Damien nods enthusiastically. Annnd there’s the kicking again. Okay, okay, fine. He wraps his hand in the extra length of the string and tugs a little bit. Slowly until he can feel the pressure of Yarrop pushing back into his esophagus. Then, he pulls harder. It’s easy to suppress the little bit of gag reflex that does manage to present itself. 

Within seconds, Damien reaches up and pulls out a soaked and dripping Yarrop from his maw. Damien grins, and fights the very strong urge to either bite or swallow him again. His stomach growls. Yarrop looks down at it and then back up at Damien, raising an eyebrow. 

Gah! Okay. Damien forces himself to walk to the kitchen sink and give Yarrop a quick rinse. He deftly helps undo the makeshift harness Yarrop made with the end of the plastic string thing. 

“Got any tips for not gagging, choking, and or puking when retrieving like that?” Co asks. 

“Get good,” Damien says with a shrug. He turns and starts towards a chair. Do not bite Yarrop. Do not. Don’t do it. Dooooon’t. No. 

“Very helpful.”

“I know.” Damien sets Yarrop on a stool near the counter, and then starts backing up a few steps.

Toe to heel, just out of curiosity of a more precise distance it takes. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. On step 7, it’s like someone released the pressure on a vacuum chamber and Yarrop starts returning to his normal size. It just takes a couple seconds. And of course, since the water and gunk was never shrunk in the first place, Yarrop comes out of it much drier. A couple drops of water are scattered here and there though.

Yarrop shakes his head as if to clear it and stretches. His joints pop loud enough to make Co wince. Oooo yea that’s a good idea. Damien bends backwards, his fists at the base of his spine as he cracks it. Co wrinkles his nose at Damien, and Damien snickers.

“Do you want eggs too?” Co asks, pointedly ignoring Damien and turning to Yarrop. 

Yarrop takes a deep breath and leans forward, elbows on the counter. After a moment of consideration, Yarrop nods. Damien takes up a seat next to Yarrop and kicks his feet idly. 

Co fills a cup with water. “Cheese?” he asks, bringing over the water and a med cup to Yarrop. 

Yarrop shakes his head and accepts both cups.

Damien’s mind wanders. Now that it’s been a day since the movie, there should be some better quality movie analysis videos. And also ones that point out easter eggs.

His stomach growls loudly, and he briefly glances at Yarrop. Smuggling the household in for the movie yesterday was a lot of fun. He’s certain that one of the workers noticed his hood moving after coming out of the restroom, and was just not paid enough to care. Small passengers - especially outside the body - are banned for safety reasons, but when has he ever really cared about that? It turned out just fine.

It makes him wonder if there’s any other movies coming up that he could potentially smuggle for again. Open an under the table movie smuggling business? Or just smuggling in general. It doesn't have to be movies. Although he’s not sure he could really pull off the whole smuggling thing in any serious way. 

Idle thoughts of getting internet famous and hosting ‘meet and eats’ drift through his head. There’s a lot of people that’d love to take a trip inside a celeb. Some celebs do host things like that - although there’s usually a whole lot of red tape and waivers and paperwork and safety precautions and stuff for it. Maybe he could get around it with just a simple ‘at your own risk’ disclaimer. He doesn’t care too much about the risk of getting stabbed. He’s sure his guts have a fair share of scarring from Yarrop already, a bit more won't make a difference. 

Damien looks up at the sound of sizzling, watching Co crack eggs into a pan. Co’s talking about something, but that’s not important right now. His full attention is on eggy. Although, now that he’s thinking about it, eggs probably won’t be enough.  

Everything just keeps circling back to eating something, honestly. It’s the only thing on his brain, and his guts are not happy about having to let go of Yarrop. Damien looks at him again. 

Yarrop turns to look back, as if sensing his staring. “No, ya can’t eat me after breakfast. I got shit to do today,” Yarrop says firmly, interrupting Co. 

Co snickers and glances over at Damien as well. 

Damien pouts at being shot down before he’s even said anything, and glares at Co for snickering. “I’ll eat you too,” Damien threatens.

“No thanks,” Co says. Damien catches a glimpse of a smile before Co turns back to the stove. “Well, as I was saying -” 

“Do we have leftover rice?” Damien asks, interrupting Co again. 

Co turns back. "I think so. Do you want some?" 

"Would ya be willin' to make breakfast burritos? The ones with rice and hashbrowns and egg and bacon and sausage all together," Damien requests, tapping on the counter with enthusiasm. 

"Sure, but you get to take care of the dishes afterwards. Yarrop, want any?" Co asks.

Yarrop looks towards Co, pausing for a moment. “Maybe a little hashbrown.”  

"Got it. These will be your eggs then, and I’ll get everything else going in a moment," Co responds, turning back to the stove. 

"What were you sayin' before?" Yarrop asks Co.

"Oh, right. I was saying…." 

Damien stops paying attention again. Golden veins spiderweb their way across various surfaces. The walls, the counters, the microwave. It’s pulsing like it has a heartbeat. He muses about what would happen if he bit it, what golden blood would taste like. Would it be better than a burrito? Probably not. Unless it's one of those things where it's what he imagines it will taste like, or what his favorite food is. 

What is his favorite food? Does Yarrop count as a food? Although, if all it did was taste like Yarrop, it wouldn't be that great. The best part of eating him is what comes after he's down the gullet. Especially if Damien can piss him off. The movements feel funny and tickles Damien’s brain in just the right way. In addition to making it easier to focus, it helps him chill out a bit, so he isn’t as likely to snap at people. Like Ribbonsy.  

Annnnnd his thoughts are circling back to eating. Again. He glances over at Yarrop, just in time for two sunny side up eggs to be placed in front of him. Damien narrows his eyes and kicks impatiently.

Yarrop notices, and a menacing rubbing-it-in-your-face grin stretches across his face as he takes his time popping the yolk and mixing things together. He nibbles on it slowly, and it's so infuriating that it takes a significant amount of Damien’s self control not to steal the eggs. He feels like a feral creature that's been trapped in polite company. Well. Not that Yarrop is polite. 

Damien does the second best thing, and weaves a small illusion of a small Damien on the counter. The little Damien scurries across to Yarrop’s plate, stealing the eggs and skittering away with them. 

Yarrop smacks it, startling Co with the sound. Damien turns it into a small flattened Damien with the video game text 'You Died' floating above it. The illusionary eggs are splattered around it like a crime scene. 

Co shakes his head in amusement. Yarrop chuckles and keeps nibbling. 

Damien makes it explode, and adds in some explodey vocal sounds to really sell it.

He starts thinking about battle strategies. Purely theoretically, of course. However, if he jumps over the counter, he might catch Co by surprise. Maybe even get him halfway to the stomach before he realizes what is going on. From there, he could hunt Yarrop and throw him in too. And maybe finish up with the rest of breakfast, as the cherry on top. Wouldn't want all that to go to waste. Purely theoretically, of course, of course. 

Damien wipes a strand of drool from his face. Oh the woes of not being able to close his mouth all the way. It’s a little bit annoying sometimes. However, he still doesn’t regret the choice to keep his teeth like this instead of going through the intense dentistry to cut them down, move them into place, fill in the gaps, and all that stuff. Pointy teeth are better for biting, and biting is fun. Like biting Yarrop. Yes he’s circling back to that again. 

Can he think of anything other than eating people right now? He looks over to Co working at the stove. The answer to that is a firm resounding No. Co’s the perfect eating shape. Not nearly as many pokey edges like Yarrop, much easier on the throat. Out of everyone that Damien has eaten, Co is definitely up towards the top of that tier list. 

"He’s thinkin' about jumping over the counter to eat you," Yarrop warns Co. Traitor.

"Still not interested," Co says with a laugh. "Yesterday was an extraordinarily rare opportunity, and it isn't happening again any time soon. Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted~" Co teases.

Damien grumbles. "I jus' needa find another nearly sold ou' movie ya wanna see." 

"That won't work next time. Next time there's a movie smuggling, you get the privilege of seeing my stomach instead," Co states.

Damien scowls.

"I don’t think that's a good idea, Casper," Yarrop chimes in. 

"Oh?" Co inquires. 

"He got banned from participating in the emergency drills and demonstrations in school because he'd cause serious problems for the guts of the instructors," Yarrop says with a smirk.

Damien glows with pride. "I had jus' learned abou' the scien'ific method and I was bored and I wan'ed to prove my theories," Damien says, then pauses. "An' also I jus' really hate it. So mayyyybe I was a problem on purpose."

Co does that noise from sucking air through his teeth while he wraps the burrito. Damien’s eyes are fixated on it. "Maybe I did dodge a bullet then, by letting you smuggle us in instead." 

"An' if you smuggled us in, you'd have put me, Yarro', and Ribsy together in a small space. Someone was gonna be in the ER before the movie even started," Damien comments lightly. Most of his attention is focused on that burrito. 

Yarrop nods in agreement. Co winces. 

“I dunno. I thought yesterday went alright. Why do you two not like Ribbonsy anyway?” Co asks, setting down the burrito in front of Damien. 

Co barely lets go of the burrito before Damien snatches it and immediately takes a giant bite. Conversation forgotten. Maybe a bit too big of a bite. He can feel it strain against his airways as he swallows, and it inches incredibly slowly. 

Yarrop’s expression sours and darkens. “I’m not a toy to be fixed, or fucking inspiration porn. Ribsy’s critical, annoying, and talks to us like children. They needa shut the fuck up and mind their own business.”

Damien nods while he struggles with his burrito. It’s going! He’s not choking - he can still breathe. It’s not in his airways at all. It’s just stuck weird. His impatience and enthusiasm for a Good Burrito threatens to be his undoing. It’s a battle for the ages - Damien vs his burrito. 

Co purses his lips, and looks like he’s carefully picking his next words. “I don’t think -”

“I don’t care,” Yarrop says flatly. 

Co sighs.

In the great battle between Damien and his burrito, Damien emerges victorious. He celebrates by taking another large bite of burrito. Ah. Here we go again. Did he learn his lesson? No, absolutely not. 

“How are the chicks doing?” Co asks, changing the subject. 

Damien perks up, taking a moment to work the second too-big bite of burrito down. 

“Do you need a cup of water?” Co asks, concerned. 

Damien pauses, then nods. Yeah that’s a good idea. He should have thought of that sooner.

Co fills a cup and passes it over. The water definitely helps in winning the war against the burrito. 

“The chicks are good! Izzy is always followin’ Favio around an’ it’s cute. Velder fell asleep with her head in the food bowl the other day. Ester keeps diggin’ holes in the shavings. Do you wanna see ‘em?” Damien asks, kicking excitedly.

“After breakfast. Any chance I can hold them yet?” Co asks with a smile.

Damien nods enthusiastically. 

[trashbinbackyard]

mmmmmm ivana hecca and cameron

TTT - the trans trio

🥵 : Is your OC perceived as physically attractive to others? Is it at first glance or is it something that takes more time to reach fruition?

Ivana: Not really at first glance, nor really the type to grow on most people. She’s very tall for a woman, and muscular, and doesn’t really use makeup or anything, she’s just not in a lot of people's wheelhouses, but it’s fine, and she doesn’t really care. (she does wonder what Carmina saw in her)

Hecca: She’s very traditionally hot, big boobs, wide hips, makeup, sexy clothes

Cameron: He’s pretty hot to most people I think, just a tad short. He has a cute face, enhanced by his facial hair, great hair, in shape. Makeup only adds to it

💦 : Is your OC’s attractiveness based on looks or a more intangible aura?

At least her unattractiveness is based purely on the mean aura around her. So in turn she’s more physically attractive

Absolutely both, she’s physically an absolute babe AND she’s kind and loving and fun and outgoing and one of the nicest people you can meet on the outer rim

I guess there’s a type who are also into the whole gas station guy -type of vibe. But also both, maybe more his personality though, he’s funny, kind, caring, just fun to be around etc. and he just happens to be hot

💪 : What is your OC’s most physically attractive attribute? 

Her face is long and angular and quite unique looking. And her hair is long and very well-kept

I don’t wanna say bazoingas but they are what most people she knows would say. Her body is just a work of multiple surgeries art

He would say his tattoos, and his facial hair, later he thinks his crows feet are hot af

🧠 : What is your OC’s most mentally attractive attribute?

She’s smart, hardworking, and cares deeply about those (two) people she cares about

She’s an explosion of positive energy, optimist to a fault. What she lacks in intelligence she makes up in being SO genuine

As a musician he’s very creative, he’s funny, and very supportive and accepting of others

👀 : Does your OC believe they are attractive? Do they use that to their advantage?

Not particularly, and it isn’t a huge concern for her

I don’t think she’s aware just how hot she is. Every free drink she’s gotten she thinks is thanks to her beautiful smile and wonderful attitude

He thinks he’s ok, with friends like Aaron it’s kinda impossible to think you’re the hottest on in the room, but he’s not insecure either. (Damir hitting on him boosted his confidence a bit before he learned that he pretty much hit on everyone)

👃 : Does your OC smell good? Do they have a signature scent?

She smells like her deodorant, so… kinda pleasant? At least you know she’s showered. At the office it’s rude to use strong smelling perfumes and such and with her line of work why on earth would you. When on a date with Carmina she asks if she can put some fresh, airport bathroom -ass scent on her, but if Carmina is sensitive to smells she wont

You bet your ass she’s coated with some bath and body works warm vanilla sugar. She likes sweet scents, and fruity scents

AXE DARK TEMPTATION, SPORTS, MEN, 5 IN 1 SOAP SHAMPOO CONDITIONER MOTOR OIL AND BBQ SAUCE (look he didn’t get to be a 16 year old boy so)

👂 : Does your OC have an attractive voice?

If you’re into husky voices yeah

I think her voice is kinda high and her intonations not pleasant to absolutely everyone, but she makes it up by being hot and a wonderful person

He sings backing track frequently, he has a trained voice and is pleasant to hear, not really super unique that makes you stop and say “woah” but it’s up there

🚲 : Does your OC enjoy playing the field? Or are they more monogamy-minded?

She’s never played the field, Hecca approached her, Carmina approached her. Very monogamous and committed when in a relationship

She played the field to find someone monogamous (she doesn’t have the right idea but she is enthusiastic)

He’s been pretty reserved on the dating front, (i think be might be demiromantic demisexual gay), very much monogamous 

😍 : What does your OC find irresistible in others?

On personality? Being interesting. Physically? I think you’ve noticed lmao (boob)

Being fun, similar style, tattoos

Also being fun, loud, chaotic yet genuine, and tattoos

💘 : Is your OC a very good flirt? Are they charming?

Not really, she tends to be pretty socially awkwards and very straight to the point

She’s very charming, flirty too sure, but contrary to what you may think she doesn’t flirt often 

Look, he’s not the most suave one out there, but he can put on a good flirt should the need arise. And i guess there’s charm in being a silly guy as well

💋 : Is your OC a good kisser? How do they do it?

Not terrible

She’s pretty good, if you don’t mind the teeth

Out of these three I think Roo’s the best kisser 

🦴 : Does your OC have much sexual experience? What are they like?

A few, from previous serious relationships. Basically just learned what she’s into

She’s experienced, tried a lot of stuff, with a fair amount of people

Not huge amount, maybe in college a guy or two 

💞 : Do they treat sex casually or do they view it as something with a lot of emotional weight?

It’s kind of a mixed bag, she views sex as an act that could be casual, but she herself wouldn’t do it casually you know?

Kinda both, she’s slept around before, but also feels like it can be so much more when there’s emotions involved

He’s pretty serious about sex (not during, gotta keep the mood fun and light), but being demi there need to be that emotional connection

🔥 : What’s a surefire way to make your OC get flustered?

Tasteful (or untasteful) cleavage. Physical touch with intention

Being either pampered or manhandled

Genuine “I love you”’s that aren’t followed with “no homo tho”

🧸 : Into public displays of affection or are they more reserved?

Link arms, hold hands, maybe a kiss on the cheek/forehead when she knows for sure none of her coworkers can see

Very affectionate in and out of public, will stick to he s/o and cover them in kisses

Not huge of PDA but not reserved either, knows the concept of time and place, quick kisses are all good and fun, sitting on the s/o’s lap (or vice versa) also free game 

💌 : How would they plan a romantic evening for a significant other?

💐 : What is their courting style? How would they woo someone?

Be attentive, get them small gifts that remind her of them, offer help to anything, let her guard down, give compliments

Make extra time for them, ask about their day and what they’re doing, “this reminds me of you!” -texts

“Yo check out this meme”, no but in all seriousness, having fun together, showing his instruments, just spending a lot of time together

👙 : What kind of underwear do they use? Is it pretty or functional?

Boyshorts and sports bra’s kinda lady. If the occasion calls for it, can be seen with cupped bra and panties that show the (very toned) ass (still black and laceless)

She has a good 50/50 split on purely functional and purely racey. Sometimes it’s fun to put on cute undies for the workday at the laundromat, it’s her little secret that makes her feel a little prettier

This man has 3 pairs of weed boxers and 5 pairs of flame boxers. (the rest are all black functional)

[muutosarchive]

get to know the mun!

what’s your phone wallpaper: burntrap art.. maybe. shut up.

last song you listened to: blue betty by garbage (their new ep is so good plz..)

currently reading: thrawn ascendancy: chaos rising & the silver eyes.

craving: not to feel bloated

what are you wearing right now: a pink like high neck tank top and these pants that kinda look/feel like a duvet hjkl. it's pajamas, basically.

how tall are you?: i'm five foot eight or seven and a half i guess.

piercings/tattoos ?: i have my nose pierced (nostril on my left), my labret (middle lower lip) and my ears twice, one stretched to almost an inch, the other a different part of the lobe i never put jewelry in. i have my tongue pierced, also. for tattoos i have seven. (custom pawprint w. a lil z under it, three small/medium neo traditional roses, a large virgo maiden piece, a tribute piece for my europe tour, my christoph schneider portrait and the rat on my foot. oh! and a little pink flower behind one of my ears i can never remember which.)

glasses? contacts?: glasses! hockey pucks! i am bat blind.

last thing you ate?: a fake mcgriddle i made myself w. toaster pancakes.

favorite color(s): red, yellow, blue

current obsession: fnaf, fortnite, star trek, inkmaster

any pets: me and my fiance have two cats that live with my grandma for now, one calico named emma and the other is some grey fat fuck named leonard :3 leonard is 5 or 6 & emma is 3. i also have a doggy named lady who's 12 & another cat who's about 13 named sophie. they're both sick right now, but still okay!

do you have a crush right now?: lol no ew gross hjkl (jk)

favorite fictional character: spock, for sure. spock spock spock. but also cersei lannister, and john rambo. i'm missing some, maybe lisbeth salander from tgwtdt books.

last place you traveled: mmmmmm rhode island maybe.

tagged by: @thrawnur mwah <3

tagging: @chrchgrl @lettherebemonsters @iomadachd @dilffactory

[martianbugsbunny]

OUAT Thoughts Pt.50--Episodes 13-14

I have watched through S5E14; spoilers DNI. Also, spoiler warning for anyone further behind than I am.

—I get that Snow was the heir to her father’s throne, but she was also a child! Her people expecting her to take on a whole troupe of armed bandits is a bit much.

—It’s fun that we know how she learned to shoot. I never really thought to wonder about it, but it’s cool that she learned from Hercules. And that she failed before she succeeded.

—Young Snow White continues to be perfect for the role as she gets older. She must’ve watched footage of Ginnifer Goodwin as Snow White, because it’s not just her natural resemblance that sells it. She speaks with the came cadence, and she uses a lot of the same gestures. The one I noticed most was the thing where she puts her hand on her abdomen when she’s upset.

—I love how often Regina’s pep talks for Snow involve remembering how much of a pain in Regina’s ass Snow used to be.

—Herc and Meg are pretty sad in this show. They both died really young.

—I wish they had both had hair closer to their movie appearances. I adore Meg’s bushy red hair, it’s so pretty. Maybe top five Disney non-princess heroine hair? And with Herc, I get the impression they wanted him to look more ‘manly’ or something like that, but I liked him with his blonde curls.

—Lol! Regina called Herc ‘WonderBoy’.

—If Mila wanted the healer dead so badly, why couldn’t she just do it her-frickin-self? She knew Rumple wasn’t the type of man to kill and she still insisted that he do it. Who’s the coward now.

—Btw, she had it coming. She always wanted Rumple to be a cold-hearted killer, and she finally got what she wanted.

—Okay, brain’s dying, but in a really good AU fic (the right kind of dark, like romantic dark but not blood, gore, or other intense dark) (also full-on Dark One Rumple, not semi-hesitant Rumple) I could see Rumple x Hades being a great ride. There’s the thing where Rumple sends folks down to Hades (working together!) and that entire chitchat they had while Emma was rescuing Hook? Mmmm, that was something else. There could be some chemistry there. Let me repeat myself: In a really, really top-tier AU, I could vibe with Rumple x Hades.

—I’m not quite as down on Hades’ personality, although a loud, blustering, mad kinda villain would actually be the fresh take in this show, so his cool and calculating thing is like the rest of the villains thus far. Could be more interesting. Although for Hades, it’s a different take, so I can appreciate that. His clothes, though? Even adding a cape can’t quite save the look. He’s a Greek god, at least give him some Ancient Greek *inspired* clothes. Also, I’m still not over that he’s so skinny *salty*

—They also don’t have the blue flame hair down to an art. It’s not used at quite the right moments.

—Mmmmmm, Dante Alighieri quote *Homer Simpson drool*

—Fricking great. Rumple’s gonna have another kid (although at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Belle left him and took the kid) but Hades can snatch the baby whenever he wants. That’s just excellent.

—I’m liking what’s been done with Rumple in Episode 14. He seems more reluctant to actually use his power to hurt people—although that begs the question, why would he have wanted it in the first place, if not to hurt people? But of course now I have to live through another arc where Rumple is under someone else’s command, which just destroys me.

—Of all the people who could’ve been picked to stay behind, Regina, Snow, and Emma is one of the worst combinations. To be frank, there are characters I would’ve cared about more than Emma (*cough* Rumple *cough*) (*COUGHS LOUDER* Henry *COUGH*) but Regina and Snow? Ouch.

—I’m so annoyed that Cruella still exists. She’s obnoxious, and she’s wearing BAMBI’S MOTHER!!!

—It’s nice that Regina got to see Daniel’s moved to a better place. That was a good moment for her.

—Okay, I know Rumple’s been a bit of a pill lately, but it’s still sad that Emma didn’t bother to tell him about her vision of Bae. He had to learn that in a rough way. For gosh sakes he was trying to find Bae with a crystal ball!

—We’ve rescued Hook, but Emma can’t share her heart with him. Bogus, man. Totally bogus.

[daz4i]

Hi there!

8,17,48,54,95

You can ignore any question if you don't wanna answer/aren't comfortable with answering it

Hope you have a great day/night!!

hiiiiiiii thank you so much!!! ^o^ right back at you <3

8. What are your current goals?

ooooooo making my own music mostly 👉👈 nearer future tho um. maybe signing up to that recovery program that helps you get into the art world askdfghjj

17. Something you don’t mind spending all your money on?

i don't know if there's anything like that tbh :0c i'm. too scared to do smth like that aidjfdgkhjh

48. Something you want to do until the end of this year?

mmmmmm maybe write one more song or record another draft :3 maaaaybe do another session of my ttrpg too 🤔

54. What would you tell your 12 year old self?

"girl they're so not worth your time. you should be more violent than that. and switch schools also"

95. Share your favourite quote.

On first speaking to the man, his ingratiating smile, his flaxen hair, and his blue eyes would lead one to say, "What a pleasant, good-tempered fellow he seems!" yet during the next moment or two one would feel inclined to say nothing at all, and, during the third moment, only to say, "The devil alone knows what he is!"

had to dig through a pdf to find it in english aslkdjfgkjhh it's longer than in the version i read it is ;0 but it is very fun! taken from dead souls by gogol :) (idk if it's my FAVORITE favorite but out of all my saved one it is hehe :P)

send some numbers?

[dzpenumbra]

12/20/22

Well hello, robo-followers. This week I got like 6 follows from what are clearly bots. Is this new? I don't know, I've only been here a few months. Fucking obnoxious. It's 2022, almost 2023, major record labels can accurately recognize song patterns with just seconds of audio data... and we can't figure out how to like... not let bots make accounts on websites. I don't want to get too political, I'm just gonna touch on two points here. There's really no justification for a user account to be owned and used by a computer program. Programs are not users, they can't agree to legal contracts, they are not held liable to legal contracts, so I have no clue why this is something that a Turing test is not like... mandatory for... And, my second... and I feel much more important point. It should not under any circumstances be legal for a computer program to threaten legal action against a person or business. I can't stress how strongly I feel about this line in the sand. So... I hope we start to see some changes in the next few years, especially in fields that are reserved for... arts and humanities. Human shit. The things that make our species... human. User accounts are supposed to be reserved for personal use of individuals, and representative of that user's actions, not a few pages of code. Legal action (strikes, reports, claims, etc.) are way too nuanced to be identified, confirmed and acted upon without human verification. I'm tired of multi-billion dollar corporations being lazy about this shit. You have the budget, you have the reach, you have the technology, please set a good example and stop making the users, creators and consumers suffer.

Okay, bitching out of the way, lets get to the good shit. Today was... wait for it... a good day! Holy fuck!

Hold on, I'll be right back, I made cookies. =D

Mmmmmm.

Alright, so today... I decided to try out a time management app. I don't want to get too excited just yet, it's just day one, but I do have to say it helped quite a bit. It's called Owaves, it's a scheduling app but it's like... really visual, and simple. So many scheduling/time management apps I've tried are really text-heavy and look like fucking homework or something. There's something that just subconsciously turns me off and stresses me out with that, especially on days I'm super overwhelmed. But this was really sleek and pretty and simple. So, I just threw some stuff on it while I was in bed. Coffee/cat food/breakfast/shower, plan groceries, get groceries, unpack groceries, yoga, skate, dinner, work, bed. Pretty straight forward. I gave myself wiggle room to get distracted or derailed - which I did on literally every single one - and tried to just have it serve as a... guideline, I guess. Like a sketch for a drawing.

So yeah, got really tunnel-visioned in grocery/meal planning, got a list together, went off to the grocery store like 40 minutes later than I was planning. Car was covered in snow and ice, had to dig it all off with my damn hands. It's not my car, I'm still driving the fucking rental, the dealership hasn't even called me personally back to tell me when the parts are coming in. Its been like... I don't even know, 3 weeks now? Like... I legit feel like I'm getting scammed here. Like, I feel like I should be talking to a lawyer. Anyway... I got the snow off and... my gas light was on. So I got gas, went grocery shopping. It was way more expensive than I was expecting, and it was only like 3 bags of groceries. Seriously. Since when are 3 bags of groceries $250? Like... I'm just one dude, and I don't eat as much as I should. I cook in bulk, I buy stuff on the cheaper side... Ugh. I feel for those of you with big households, I'm really sorry for how hard all of this must be for you.

I went home, unpacked the stuff and immediately did yoga. See, on the way back... I scoped out the rotary park... and it was not shoveled at all. Not even one bit. It was perfect. So I jumped right on the mat, and Max started stalking... and was like... doing what she does when she's getting ready to attack my legs. So... I paused and went and tried to play with her. But she didn't play... it was very confusing. So I went back to yoga, restarted the video and... she did it again! I felt myself getting upset, so I redirected into play again and after a few minutes it actually worked. She played for the first time since we've been here! I'm really happy about that. And now that I look over at her, she's been sleeping on my old jacket, which probably still smells like the old house. She's probably homesick, or confused. It would make sense. She lived there for like... a third of her life? That's a lot, you know. She does seem to really love it here, but I think she's still settling in. But seeing her play, when she has osteoarthritis, hypothyroidism and kidney disease was like... it just made my heart soar. Even if she was just laying on her side and playing.

I went back to yoga, the feline queen permitted me to do so, and it was really nice. The same routine again, and I'm getting a feel for it. And again, it's crazy how much my hips and neck open up with it. I think my back is going to take more work to get the rust out of the hinges, but slow progress is still progress.

I smoothed out the bottom of my board, tuned it up, that's my new routine thing for snowskating now. I have no idea why I never did it in the past. The bottom is like... some kind of thick plastic coating, so if you skate over rocks, gravel, or dig a bit too deep and hit pavement or whatever, it will scratch and leave grooves in the bottom of the board which kill your speed. I mean that, there's really no feeling quite like riding a brand new off-the-line snowskate, that kind of speed is like... enjoy it, because you're never gonna feel it again! XD But cutting the grooves out and sanding the bottom with 100, 400 and 1500 grit pads really help a lot. Obviously it's not perfect, but it makes a big difference.

I hit up the park. The snow was about... 3-4 inches deep? Soft powder with a very thin crust on it. Very good conditions. Unfortunately, prepping the snow was pretty necessary, and that eats up a lot of your muscle endurance when you're skating alone. It's decent warm-up, but... ugh. So I did a little flatground to warm-up and headed over to the 2-set. I was determined to land the shuvit down the stairs today. I ollied it a few times no problem. But my shuvs kept going wide. I was just like... not catching them right. You really have to have your landing straight with snowskates, there's a lot that can make you just stop right in your tracks. I tried a dozen times, shifting my back foot position, trying to focus on front foot catch, trying to focus on watching the board mid-air. I got really close over and over but... nothing. And then it hit me... a realization I had last time. I need to practice landing at speed.

As I walked up to the top of the hill, I was musing on how just riding and ollieing at speed is like... some of the most useful practice you can do all-around for snowskating. For real. You get really comfortable on your board, used to "carving"... let's just say "board-handling", when and how to push, learning what conditions you can carry speed in and what you can't, and what you need to do to carry it. But the ollies really make the difference. Not just learning the different ollie position for snowskating, with your toes right at the very edge of the tail, but landing. Because landing on a snowskate can feel like jumping onto an ice skating rink in shoes sometimes. The more you get used to that feeling, the easier it is to stick... well... every goddamn trick period. Ollie is a bit easier because the board comes with you, but... the landing is the same low-friction slip-fest as landing any other trick.

So, I bombed the hill and found a good natural kicker right before the benches where I had been skating flatground, about half-way down the hill. It was a decent hill, I could carry speed well enough, it even had some sections where I could pump so I didn't have to kick as much. And I started just bombing down and seeing how far I could ollie. The biggest one was about 6 feet. It was so much fun. I really enjoyed it. So, after I got that ollie down, I went back over to the 2-set, ollied it like it was a crack in a sidewalk and did a few shuvit tries and... landed it. Yep. It's like... a baby trick, on a baby stairset, but... I had tried that trick like 25 times this week, at least. Riding away was just... such a good feeling. I was beaming walking back to get a drink of water. Then I bomb-dropped the 4-set, and that wasn't bad at all. It's gonna take a bit for me to get brave enough to ollie that, but I think it should happen this year. That'll be the biggest stairset I've ollied... ever. On anything. And there's a 6-set at the park too, if I start to get really fucking brave, and it's steeper too, so less to clear, but the catch there is... the landing is about 25 feet and then it's right into traffic, so if my board shoots out... no bueno.

Oh, then I landed a moving kickflip. First one of the year. Didn't carry a lot of speed, but still cool. And then on my way out I tried a big spin and actually got really close. Like I stuck it but underrotated and had to sorta powerslide to cheat it a bit, but that was a personal NBD. I've done fakie big spin before, but not regular. I think big spins might actually be easier than 3 shuvs, at least on a snowskate. I'm gonna keep trying them, I just.. once again... need to practice landing. And for that one, I need to practice landing switch, which is a whole other can of worms.

But all-in-all, that was a really good session and I'm really glad I went. Super glad I did yoga first, I would've been a wreck if I didn't.

Chinese leftovers for dinner, cookies for dessert. Spent the rest of the night eating (I eat really slowly, I'm noticing it's a pretty big problem with my schedule) and watching videos on wire-wrapped jewelry and stuff. I want to take that small quartz piece I worked on the other day and put it on a ring, I think that would be sick. I'm just not sure how. I really struggle to visualize these wire pieces, it's weird. I can visualize mandala stuff easy (when I do), zentangle style I tend to just... do without thinking, and the realism stuff I usually use reference. Trying to come up with a custom wire design feels similar to like... you know those metal puzzles you get at hobby shops or whatever? Where you have to like get a ring off of a bent metal shape or like, figure out how to untangle two entwined metal shapes the right way? I feel like I'm making one of those. And my brain just starts shooting sparks sometimes. So, my counter to that has been to look for inspiration, and just put my own detail work on it, my own embellishments. I found some cool designs that I'll probably come back to tomorrow or something. I didn't actually get anything hands-on done today, but that's okay, research is still work. I did find a video on pricing jewelry, which was really helpful, and definitely applies to my other artwork as well.

Hell, since I'm on it, let's go into this weird thought. So... people seem to think when they're paying for artwork that they're just like... helping the artist recoup the cost of supplies. People I've talked to, at least. They really don't do the math on like... labor... skilled labor, that is... And my work, well... it varies. So let's touch on the two topics one at a time so I don't forget because I 100% will.

Supplies - Since college... well... actually since before that, if I'm being honest... I have been making art on pretty much fucking everything. Mostly cardboard, but also scraps of wood, sheets of lined paper, whatever the fuck I was either close to at the time or called to me. A lot of my art evolved into this concept of beautifying things that were destined to sit around and collect dust... or fated to be thrown in a landfill. But it wasn't really a conscious thought so much, it was just... "Oh, I want to do this piece and... that piece of wood over there, I could see it on that." Or the reverse, when I stumble across a piece of cardboard or something and go "oh, I could see a cool abstract design right here, etc. etc." I strayed from using traditional art supplies so much that in drawing class, I made my own paint pens with shoe polish applicators and acrylic paint so I could use the same paint I was using for painting class. Don't get me wrong, I still bought paint, I still bought Micron pens, I still bought Prismacolor pencils. There's no real substitute for that. And once I found the combination of Bristol paper and Micron pens, and Prismacolor pencils... *chef's kiss*. That's a lovely place to draw. So what I'm kinda saying is... my supply cost has never been that high at all. Sometimes, especially with like... carving found pieces of wood or shaping found stone... the supply cost is like... fractions of pennies, or nothing at all. It's almost not even worth calculating.

Labor - That leads into this tricky bitch. I tend to work slow. I always have, I always will, it's just what I do. It's my speed. Let's use my profile picture piece for example. That one, at the point of the picture, was over 40 hours in. I had it documented, I streamed the entire process of drawing it. So... say a friend really wants that piece. And they think my skills are worth the wage of a $20/hour job. Which is literally a McDonald's wage right now. So... hi, self-worth, let's try $25 so I don't feel like the past 15 years were a waste of time. It's a start. So $25 x 40 = $1000. Not including materials... and, as we said, that's a tricky one because like... how do you charge for one sheet of paper and fractions of pencils? How do you even do the math on that? Welp, Strathmore says their sheets of Bristol are about $0.50 each. Let's assume the pencils are around the same, so let's make that an even dollar. Double that shit so I can recoup my losses. Wow, we're adding 2 dollars, woohoo! $1002. Now we're at wholesale prices. So, I'm supposed to double that again for my friend. That's my sales price, even to friends. $2004. And then, if market value should be higher because, you know... it feels like it should be valued higher... then I can adjust that accordingly.

I'm going to say this out loud (in text), it feels weird talking about this. But here's the rub, and probably the reason it feels weird to talk about it. I WAS NEVER TAUGHT THIS. No one has really even had a discussion with me about this! I learned this shit literally tonight, from a handmade jewelry artist in Canada on YouTube. I did 3 years as an art major, I worked as an artist's assistant with an internationally renown artist and I was never actually taught how to value and sell my own art. I am 30 fucking 6. I have been doing art professionally for 15 years. And I don't know how to price my shit. And I'm worried people will rip me off. Because literally everyone I have done work for has ripped me off and taken advantage of my compulsive generosity, humility and self-sacrifice. So... maybe that's the reason I don't have a successful, flourishing career? XD Ya think?!

So yeah, if you're an art educator, please go to your department head or whatever and sit them down and insist that they teach art students how to value and price their own work. At least to get a ballpark. At very least what I covered here. And please stress that there aren't rules to this shit, that you can go high as the sky if people want to pay that - and if someone wants to pay that much in appreciation of art, there should be no negative feelings around that.

So yeah, I guess I'm saying this because I remember people watching me make this owl piece on Twitch and they just... didn't really seem to value the training and skill that went into it? They thought I was just doing it as a hobby or something? Which is really fucking strange, and kinda hurts, you know? Maybe they didn't access enough brain cells to even get that far in their train of thought. But I'm just gonna level... I don't think a single person that went "wow, that's amazing!" when they dropped by my stream would be willing to pay full price. Even if they knew how many hours went into it. I doubt they'd be willing to pay half-price. And that's the kind of feeling and vibe that sends artists who like... enjoy food and shelter and all that... into this frantic mode of like... "what else can I do?" "What different can I do?" "What outside of my natural inspiration and creative drive can I do to accommodate to cheap people who buy bargain bin knockoff shit from factories in China?" "Can I scan this and sell a cheap print version for a fraction of the cost?" "Can I get them to subscribe to Patreon for $5/month and have my piece gather dust for 2 years?" "How can I sell out and still maintain my artistic integrity?"

Ugh, this is what happens when I get into the sales and business side of... my business. I fucking hate it. I'm not made for this shit. Give me a piece of wood and I'll carve cool shit in it for 6 hours. Give me a raw stone and I'll sand it down into a beautiful faceted centerpiece. Give me inspiration and I'll spin you gold from hay. But I cannot say this enough times. I'm so fucking tired of saying it. I. Am. Not. A. Salesman. This shit straight up stresses me out.

Aaaaaand I actually managed to lose my own interest! *standing ovation* Well done, me! Enough of that economic sales and marketing garbage, good lord. I just want to make cool shit. I really really hope that someday I'm lucky enough to have someone knowledgeable in my life - a partner, an assistant, a mentor, whatever - who enjoys that kind of stuff, who I trust, who can take over so I can just focus on creating. That and marketing are the missing pieces that would make me flourish.

Anywho, wasn't planning to get into this shit, thus is the nature of stream of consciousness. Today was a good day, lot of accomplishments, and I don't want to get bogged down by this whole "hermit can't sell his art because he still gets super overwhelmed around people" thing. Don't wanna lose sight of what today was about. Pushing outside of my comfort zone and finding great accomplishments and rewards for doing so. And cookies. =D

[varyathevillain]

you know, I'm going to write a take on Zolf and Oscar as a relationship, just because I kind of want to talk about how it feels to me.

thing is, I'm very much grateful how, through coincidence or player decision or something entirely different, the main focus of Ben describing how he feels about it is "Zolf oscillating between seeing Wilde as platonic and/or romantic partner".

and as much as I love the QPR angle, and the romantic angle when I sometimes read through fics, this "we're questioning this relationship ourselves, figuring out what is and what isn't as we play" is incredibly important to me.

thing is, with how the modern internet is quick to try and fit people and their feelings into boxes, this approach is... so good. that sometimes you have a period of your life where you and your feelings towards someone change, and you don't have a name to fit it. or that sometimes, you *never* find a right word to describe what is happening. I think it would be good to see that in the finale, myself. keep everyone guessing until the end of the line ;)

but even if in the end Alex and Ben do take a stance on what Wilde and Zolf's relationship is by the end/epilogue, even if they move it towards a romantic angle, or if they're explicitly spelled out to be queerplatonic life partners, which both are a possibility... I'm really glad that the questioning and tentative part of not knowing what's to come out of this, what sort of relationship they are *but* knowing they're not going to be separated no more, happened.

[hiddennerdworld]

MHA Couples Dynamics with art by @leecheedoodles| Too Cool for Skool x Keener (Reader x Iida)

Masterlist

Warnings: none, all fluff stuff

A/N: eeeee I’m so excited about this. I saw this art and immediately was inspired. I would really like to do a series based on these. This is all thanks to leechee doodles here on Tumblr. They are v talented so check them out! I’ve seen others use their art, but if they don’t want me to I can always take it down. Enjoy :)

You and Iida definitely got off on the wrong foot

You guys didn’t hate each other per say, but you annoyed each other for sure

Iida just wanted his fellow classmates to be successful and tried to encourage you as class rep. And you just wanted to only take part in the aspects of hero work that you actually enjoy

In your own ways, you both stressed each other out

Iida would give you lectures any time you ditched class, saying you needed to be responsible in order to be the best hero you can be

You just stood and rolled your eyes the entire time with your arms crossed over your chest

Eventually, one day Iida just said fuck it (he didn’t actually phrase it that way bc he doesn’t use the bad words) and picked you up and carried you to class.

The whole time with you kicking and screaming, which doesn’t affect him bc he’s a fucking tree

This became routine. Iida was with you almost 24/7, keeping you in line. This caused even more tension between you guys

“I don’t need a babysitter!”

“Well you wouldn’t if you stopped acting like a baby and attended to your duties!” *snickers* “You’re gonna tell me you’re not a baby when you can’t even not laugh at the word ‘duty’?!!!”

The bickering wouldn’t stop and it was driving EVERYONE crazy

So as Aizawa solves all problems, he paired up the duo with pent up frustration for their final exam

You guys were rolling your eyes when you saw you had to work together but weren’t surprised tbh

It seemed like you guys weren’t gonna make it, but at the last second you were able to distract Cementoss and give Iida an in to dash up and capture him

You guys cheered and high fived when you realized you’d passed, the negative feelings towards each other forgotten

Afterward you guys had a talk.

“Good job out there today, Iida. I’m impressed on how you came up with a strategy so quick. I guess studying so much does actually help, huh.”

“Thank you, L/N! I appreciate the kind words, especially coming from someone who has such good control over their quirk like yourself!”

The whole time both of you were staring at the ground, blushing to hard to look at the other person while complimenting them. Iida still did the hand waving tho lmao

Afterwards, Iida still kept an eye on you always bc he thinks you have a lot of potential and wants you to do well

And you don’t find him as annoying anymore, so don’t really try to avoid him

This ends up with you guys basically just hanging out rather than him chaperoning you.

Training, studying, making food, you guys are together a lot

You and Iida occupied a table in the dining area for your studies for the millionth night in a row. The other students know better than to disturb you at this point. Yes, you guys are friends now, but you still bicker like an old married couple.

“I could really go for some ice cream right now,” you said while leaning back in your chair.

“L/N! You know that stuff isn’t good for you! Why do you wish to consume such sugary content?! Why don’t you eat an apple instead?!”

“I don’t think that’s how cravings work. Besides we have training tomorrow and always so I will still be keeping myself in shape. It’s one treat.”

“L/N, we are studying to become the best heroes! We need to be responsi-“

“But that’s just it! We are always going to be working to be the best we can be. You need to be able to enjoy yourself. Life isn’t all about work, you know?” You said standing up and grabbing his arm, “We’re going out. Come on!”

“Absolutely not! It is after curfew! It would be dangerous and-“ Iida lectured on and on until you guys were basically in front of the ice cream place. He tried to get you to stay back, but you were surprisingly strong when you were determined. (Also, he probably wasn’t resisting as much as he could’ve).

You guys went in and ordered. You got cookie dough with some chocolate syrup on top, and Iida got a scoop of vanilla on a cone, only because you insisted he get something. After you got the ice cream you went to a nearby park and sat on a bench.

“Mmmmmm this is so good. Totally worth it.” You say as you take your first bite, eyes closed while enjoying the delicious dessert.

“I’m not sure if it was worth breaking the rules, but as long you are enjoying yourself I guess it’s alright.”

“That’s because you got the most boring flavor. Here try some of mine.” You said raising a spoonful up to him.

This caused his face to go red and he stared at you with wide eyes for a few seconds before speaking. “No, L/N! I appreciate the offer but it would be inappropriate. Mine is perfectly fine and-“

As he was rambling, you shoved the spoon in his mouth, making him blush even harder. “L/N! You could’ve choked me.”

“But was it good though?”

“Yes, I suppose so.” He said at almost a whisper.

A shit-eating grin grew on your face, “Told ya so. See, Iida look.” You gestured over to the sight in front of you. There were people scattered throughout the park enjoying their night, and you could even see the glowing city in the distance. “We are a part of what makes this all possible. There wouldn’t be people out here living their lives if we didn’t keep them safe. It may not be too often, but we still get to relish in the world we created too. It reminds us why we do what we do.”

Iida couldn’t help but just stare at you for a hot minute. You looked gorgeous under the moonlight while you looked around in awe. You were more wise than he ever gave you credit for. He had always thought you were carefree, but actually you just had cared about things differently than him and he failed to realize.

“You’re right, L/N. We should be able to enjoy this more often.”

“We?”

“Of course. Why would I do something fun without you?” Now you started to get all flustered. Feeling heat rush to your face, you covered it with your hands and looked toward the ground. “Are you alright? Sorry I didn’t mean to say anything that would upset you.”

“No, don’t worry. You didn’t upset me. I would love to spend some time with you.”

So you guys did. Well you already spent a lot of time together already but now you guys would go out and do something fun if you had free time

Like instead of training on the weekends, you guys sometimes walked around the park.

And every time you’d go, you guys would also visit the ice cream shop you guys went to that one night and try a new flavor

You also were participating more in class. You’re grades were getting better from the beginning of your guys’ relationship, but now you actually were invested.

After a test, you would show Iida your grade and thank him for all his help, and he would be so proud and excited for you

Of course, your classmates started to catch onto you guys being more and more friendly with each other

Hagakure snuck up on you guys one day while you were studying. “Alright, when did you two start dating? We all thought you hated each other but now we know it was all an act to throw us off, so spill the beans.”

“Oh, no we’re not dating.” You replied

“Well..” Iida started to talk and your eyes darted towards him

“I mean now that someone has said it, I wouldn’t be opposed to dating you, L/N. I really enjoy my time with you and think you’re a great person. Could I take you on an official date?”

“Y-yea I would really like that.”

“Awwww that was so adorable! I can’t believe I just help you guys get together!” She skipped out of the room, on her way to tell everyone her accomplishments

“Sorry, L/N, that probably wasn’t the best timing.”

“Call me Y/N”

“O-oh okay… Y/N. I’m looking forward to going out with you.”

“Me too, Tenya.” You said smiling and grabbing his hand.

Barely anything was said the rest of the time, but you guys couldn’t stop smiling and you didn’t let go of each other’s hands. Safe to say no information was retained from this study session

[mde1011]

when i got into the dsmp i started a note and wrote down any quotes or moments i thought were funny, and im bored at 3 am so enjoy some of them

how is being arrested real? just walk away!!!”

⁃ “once an american always an american. go...go protests masks...or something”

⁃ “...yEAH BUT DID YOU HAVE WAP” “what’s...whats wap?” “...WORSHIP AND PRAYER”

⁃ “HOW DO YOU LIKE POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER”

⁃ “i’m naked” “...no you’re not” “i can be...”

⁃ “uhhhh i’m in a high stress situation....i deal with these poorly”

⁃ “i should go first i’m naked”

⁃ “yEAHHHH WE KILLED AN OLD MAN WITH HEART PROBLEMS”

⁃ “what are you going to do?” “i...have no idea i think i’m gonna start out by punching a tree”

⁃ “tOmmy...did i just hear you say shit ass looking mofo?”

⁃ “i aM gOinG to gEt nAkeD to iNtiMidAtE HiM”

- “...i want freedom !” “you want BALLS.”

⁃ “...down the line. yeah that’s where we discover the art of cannibalism” “oh it’s an art?” “it’s an art”

⁃ “oh there’s some logs here. wonder what they’re saying to me. uh huh. uh huh. oh yeah that’s very racist” “tommy you gotta burn those logs.” “burn ‘em before they spread their racism to other logs”

⁃ “are you pooing?” “*whisper* i’m charging up-““ “he’s ejaculating on the tent.” “he’s WHAT?”

⁃ “he’s sPEEDING. LOOK HOW FAST HES GOING” “i’ve taken so many drugs. someone tell badboyhalo”

⁃ “we should make a pact. and that pact is, uh, we make a book...and in that book...we declare that saying ‘muffin’ is a, is a slur”

⁃ “i was thinking what if one day your bladder just,,,,stopped working.....AGGGFFFFF i was tHINKING ABOUT THAT THE OTHER DAY IVE GOT TO PREPARE IVE GOT YO PREPARE thisiswhydiapersaintthatbad”

⁃ <sapnap> i think i was ordered to um

<tommyinnit> boobed

<sapnap> kill you

<tommyinnit> boobs

<sapnap> if this happens

<tommyinnit> think about boobs man

<sapnap> tsk tsk tommy

<tommyinnit> iM DISGRUNTLED

⁃ “why is this deadman so good at making drugs”

⁃ “i just learnt that a girl hero is called a heroine and it freaked me out”

⁃ “memento memento me-“ “that’s actually the worst word i know so you can’t keep saying that” “oh, really.....? have you ever heard the term ‘racist’?”

⁃ “the person who invented the phrase ‘be yourself’ hadn’t met you!”

⁃ “you seem like the type of guy whose dad would throw him overboard as a joke but he would just drown”

⁃ “shout out to dream for twerking!”

⁃ “let’s talk......let’s talk about sex” “wonderful. what do you think about sex, lazarbeam?” “i ain’t saying SHIT in front of a sixteen year old”

⁃ “what the- i think i’m seeing things” “....tommy i told you not to drink the sea water” “well i DID drink the sea water because it TOLD ME TO”

⁃ “it’s like the movie when that guy gets stranded on an island and has sex with a coconut” “whAT?? dream- dream, you vastly misinterpreted this” “it one hundred percent does”

⁃ “oh mastICATE.....isn’t that when a fish turns inside out?”

⁃ “what are some bad words YOU know, clay?” “i don’t-“ “what about ‘terrorist’?”

⁃ “my mind has to be on the same frequency as jesus when he walked on water”

⁃ “you wanna know why i was late?” “no i really do-“ “i was having a MASSIVE poo. really just a HUGE poo”

⁃ “jUST CUZ YOU TALK ABOUT POO ONCE AND THEN YOU SEE A BIG GREEN BASTARD AMD YOUR LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE YOUR EYES AND THEN YOU CANT REMEMBER- YOU CANT REMEMBER IF IT WAS YESTERDAY OR TOMORROW YOU HURT THAT WOMAN”

⁃ “i love america. mmmmm patriotism

⁃ “LIFE IS NOT A HAPPY SONG KERMIT THE FROG”

⁃ “please stop taking the cock”

⁃ “two four six eight who do we appreciate? not the government let’s gooooooo”

⁃ “oooo look at the dogs😍” “wHAAAAAT. WHAT. THERES ACTUALLY LIKE. A MILLION DOGS HERE. WHAT THE HELL.”

⁃ “yeahhhhh bitch i stab- i don’t stab women-“ “woooooooah tommy you stab women?” “heyyyy sapnap”

⁃ “do you know what happens whne you reach the top of the ladder? there’s only one place to go.” “.....side to side😨” “down.” “...i really thought you were gonna say side to side🥺”

⁃ “one last time.” “just like in hamilton😓”

⁃ “you don’t know how many times i’ve mistaken trees for hot women”

⁃ “ i don’t feel better i just destroyed penis”

⁃ “i’ve never seen a snail with bad morals”

⁃ “awwwwwwww😢 i’m doin’ drugs🤧 just like the good ol’ days😓” “.....define the ‘good old days’” “back when i did drugs”

⁃ “have you ever fought a baby? i have and it was trivially easy to defeat, phil.”

⁃ “the only other i egg i know about was the one i learnt about in school....not allowed to say which one....”

⁃ “did you know one of my new years resolutions is to be more like 2010 justin bieber?”

⁃ “apparently cats don’t lay eggs”

⁃ “thinking about trees- if i saw a tree with a beard mmmmmm...holy shit id hit it”

⁃ “we’re in hell dude. science doesn’t matter here”

⁃ “i cant die i cant die i’m GOD”

⁃ “hey pig your letter is the same as pussy, hmm?”

⁃ “are we cool are we COOL guys? CRYSTAL COOL like CRYSTAL METH”

⁃ “he- he’s crying because - because i killed his mother isn’t that right? mother dearest mother deadest mother gonest”

⁃ “bro ive been drinking since i was six and let me tell you...it’s not good to be drinking that young. led to some poor life decisions when i was 8” “what did you do” “i cant say” “...who did you hurt” “....only myself”

⁃ “je suis” “ay i know what that mean you prick” “what does it mean” “it means you’re racist dickhead”

⁃ “i’d never poo in the presence of a women- which is why i’m scared to get a girlfriend i think i’d just explode”

⁃ “biff tannen is one of my idols”

⁃ “black widow died and i thought ‘wow it should’ve been the man’ because he’s a man”

⁃ “there’s a character called captain america and i think he’s stupid”

⁃ “i’m a GOOD LAD i’ve got GOOD MORALS and if i’ve DONE SOMETHING WRONG it WASNT MY FAULT I JUST GOT A LITTLE EXCITED”

⁃ “sam....what’s the longest you’ve ever wiped your arse? for me it’s 48 minutes”

⁃ “why are you standing in the shitter?” “....that’s a SINK” “uhhh welllll” “hAVE YOU SHAT IN THE SINK?????”

⁃ “you’re like a living ghost” “...i think that’s called a human, tubbo”

⁃ “maybe i accidentally kill ranboo and we just never see him again *laughs* ay? and then i go ‘april foooools!!!’ and then i kill their child. i kill him”

⁃ “you built a penis” “it’s a PENIS OF SAFETY”

⁃ “i saw the penis of safety and i pressed mouse button four my friend”

⁃ “the penis on the other side of the river is larger” “ive heard that before....”

⁃ “you’ve turned the penis into a wall” “a wall of safety is better than a penis of safety” “i think the penis was better”

⁃ “if you wanna make a penis i know where we can make a penis and i know how big we can make it”

⁃ “i don’t conceptualize death but i think i just saw it!”

⁃ “yeah i- yeah i know i’m- my first impression on eret was making him read a shrek fan fiction so- i’m not one for first impressions”

⁃ “i-i’m scared for him- i’m scared OF him. yknow the first thing he did when he saw me was imMEDIATELY strip down then jump off then immediately die?”

⁃ “where are you?” “getting stabbed, one second”

⁃ “you’ve seen the joker?” “yea-“ “i resonate a lot with that man” “...oH. oh. that’s- that’s not-“

⁃ “he bURNT DOWN MY HOUSE” “out of LOVE”

⁃ “ohhhh my god stop making me play with the neighbor kid” “o-okay if you don’t go play with him i’m kicking you out of the house-“ “wHAT THE FUCK???”

⁃ “there’s a STRIP CLUB” “oh yeah for wood!” “are you into strippers?” “i mean all it does is make the wood look different so....yeah it doesn’t really do much”

⁃ “no no we have categories, we have the poo-saster- you might have to take a shower after-“ “no, no i’m gonna stop you right there”

⁃ “as i was saying you can have a 1-to-3 wiper, that’s an A-tier poo, my friend”

⁃ “i want you to eat your sock”

⁃ “you know i’m a child- i’m a minor” “sO AM I DICKHEAD”

⁃ “everyone is calling you dresus” “yeah i am”

⁃ “ayyyy ayyyy los DROGAS LOS DROGAS” “no no big q- she’s thirteen- how does this happen with every 13 year old girl you meet?”

⁃ “my poo has muscles like i do”

⁃ “i cant hear the words among us without crying they’ll say there are aliens among us and in the back youll just hear me *choking noises*”

⁃ “tubbo...tubbo is like...tubbo is like mary” “.....did you just call me the Virgin Mary?”

⁃ “i’m just saying, have you ever seen me and jesus in the same room?”

⁃ “do you smoke sam” “all the time”

⁃ “i thought you were talking about the- the speeeeed drug”

⁃ “have you ever sold drugs to kids sam?” “......no”

⁃ “we can’t let the girlboss rule because she will gatekeepe my feelings” “that would not be good”

⁃ “THEY DIDNT INVITE ME TO KILL ME???? NOW I HAVE FOMO”

⁃ “you have obviously taken part in scientology-“ “i have not-“ “you’ve donated to tom cruises cult shit”

⁃ “....am i worse than david dobrik?” “are- are we worse than david dobrik?” “oh- oh god”

⁃ “he has broke one of the rules of the hit best seller ‘the bible’- this kind of looks like a cock”

⁃ “well i’ve moved now, KING”

⁃ “what is an angsty teen and am i one? because when i USED to hang out with my friends they use the word angst a lot”

⁃ “yeah yeah yeah i bench”

⁃ “sam i think i’m angsty i think i’m an angsty tik tok teen looking for a community to help me out”

⁃ “i don’t think you’ve followed the train of logic all the way-“ “there’s a TRAIN INVOLVED????????”

⁃ “i’m like the orange fucker from that animated rom com”

⁃ “i’m under the influence of big cock”

⁃ “it’s meeee big cock man”

⁃ “i cant look away” “sam please use your twitter alt for this” “he’s horny on maaaainnnnn” “and what’s wrong with that?” “.......”

⁃ “you’re a FUCKING IDIOT” “IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT, BIG COCK”

⁃ “i’m gonna call you ‘cockity’ big cock” “sHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP-“

⁃ “STOP LOOKING AT IT” “ITS SO VIBRANT”

⁃ “at least this guy doesn’t have a cock-“ “itS NOT A COCK” “horny on main jesus-“

⁃ “is that a cock” “SHUT THE FUCK UP”

⁃ “.....i wanna see the inside of it again do a split”

⁃ “okay sam-“ “tommy that guy wants your cock-“ “no- no he doesn’t sam”

⁃ “sam, sam and i need you to hear this....dont. act. up.” “i don’t act up-“ “you were acting up-“ “i-“ “you were caught in 8k.” “but- but we both agree it’s not a tie-“

⁃ “please don’t tell me to kill cockity i am overwhelmed”

⁃ “why is there an anus in my tie?”

⁃ “what are the legal implications of this?” “...i mean besides hell you’re good”

⁃ “whatre the legal implications?” “i mean usually that’s a no-no but today, today it’s fine” “yeahhh lets go murder his family”

⁃ “i’d be an antivax landlord”

⁃ “jesus never does drugs” “well- well you turned water into wine king and wine is alcohol”

⁃ “can you put on pants i can’t- i cant stop looking at it- sorry tommy i know you said-“ “yeah sam i know you tried-“

⁃ “you know i fuck with satan”

⁃ “i’m sorry jesus lucifer is just such a good man-“ “oh you- hold me BACK FROM THIS FUCKER HOLD ME BACK ILL SEND HIM TO HELL YOU LIKE HELL-“

⁃ “are you jesus or just a man who grew a beard and put on a suit?”

⁃ “even the guy with his cock out is telling you to stop-“ “oh jesus, and i mean jesus-“ “shUT THE FUCK UP MAN”

⁃ “the best best way to slander him is to stop his offspring; we need to kick him the balls.....no? not a good....? alright us four each take a ball-“

⁃ “......why did jesus give him four scrotums man🙁🙁”