#wttsh massachusetts

[dailymothanon]

Hiii! Can we see more Delaware?

If you have time, ofc :)

Delly baby... it's been awhile since I drew him so yeah!! Something about Delly's state symbols feel whimsical, much like NH's 😌 good for them truly! I saw that his state fruit were strawberries so... why not give him a good ol' snack of many berries

Meanwhile Mass and Maine has... several state symbols relating to cranberries for mass and blueberries for maine... so greedy like they've not eaten all day... Jersey put in a lot of work to grow those things just for them to eat all of the berries he gifted them immediately like some monsters 😠

[s-e-v-e-n-24]

They are my beloveds

[goldengay49]

Massachusetts: “after you die, you can still hear for a little, what’s the last thing you’d want to hear?”

Utah: “my wife and kids”

New York: “my ma… just telling me stories…”

Florida: “Loui, having a conversation with me as if I were still here”

California: “…”

California: “well now I feel like an ass for thinking ‘by the way’ by RHCP”

[blujaykai]

CA: Huh. This isn't that bad.

MA: Told you.

CA: Still could use an eco-friendly cover. And maybe a little more sugar.

MA: Fuck off.

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These 2 are THE nerdiest nerds to ever NERD they literally work on complex coding (and some serious hacking but don't tell gov) in the same room together and call it relationship goals 💖💞💕

Mass loves the naturally sparkling gold of Cal's eyes and Cal adores Mass' soothing bay blue ones

When they argue they like to refer to their respective mountains of degrees and doctorates and be like "WELL IM A CETRIFIED BLAH BLAH" "OH YEAH?? BITCH I HAVE AN ENTIRE DEGREE ON BLCHAHSBJDN" and they could literally go on for HOURS bc they both have such high egos surrounding education/tech

Cal def swears more whenever they're with Mass ("You motherfucking shithead!" "Aw ily2 bastard.)

He isn't telling a damn SOUL about this but Mass loves being hugged by Cal for long periods. Although they're an awkward bumbling string-bean of a state Mass can't lie and say Cal's hugs (their arms are long so they can fully wrap em around him and its soooo comforting) don't warm his very core like Californian valley sunrises and shifting desert sands—a loving and nurturing embrace of the grand redwood forests he's come to cherish.

[alaskasbignaturals]

moth brought to my attention these tags from @lunearobservatory on their post and i HAD to draw this bc i totally forgot about this piece of history

i did this for the sillies but moth views it as angst and honestly yeah it is angsty so yea aksldfha- like i could make a version of this where mass is like beating himself up over this bc its something he doesn't want to do but he has to. also we could feature some themes of maine being forced to grow up

ANYWAYS hope u enjoy the silly lil comic

[stateofbrock]

[Reupload] Masshole 👆

[speaks-ny]

*PA aggressively banging a calculator on the table because it’s broken*

Mass: Stop it.

PA: It’s not working!

Mass: How would you feel if I banged you on the table!

Mass:

PA:

Mass:

[northduhcodeuh]

I LOVE YOUR ARTSTYLE SO MUCH RAAAAHH.

anygays.

Could we have some mass x york.. two grumpy men in love…

Silly grumpy men.

New York knows FULL well how to tie a tie. Why he’s making mass do it- 👀

Why New York so snazzy? Where’s he going?

A meeting, what meeting? Stop asking questions 🙄

[lizardtheacorn]

@derek-draws-stuff this was fun to draw :3

something something 1st anniversary maybe idk

virginia gets cool sunglasses because I said so :)

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Soooooo— Gov spawning into existence as a girl and not liking his body :<

Cue him binding his chest with bandages and cutting his hair in order to feel more masculine

And like- what if Mass (who transitioned before the Revolution) walks in on him and Gov thinks that he’s gonna get in trouble, but is pleasantly surprised when Mass actually helps him bind properly, gets Jersey to fix his hair properly, and gives him tips on how to feel more masculine :]

[floridasnatural]

happy Massachusetts statehood!

(Sorry the image is shit quality)

[dailymothanon]

hi hi hi hi might I request some rhode x alaska? :))

Yeahh B) it’s a qualification for anyone to get absolutely tuckered out snooze fest near hibernation style when they get with Alaska it’s in the contract 🐻 big chill guy… little fighter dude… I see how it is

Have this bonus thing. I cannot elaborate on why I made it

[s-e-v-e-n-24]

Mass, sighing: I promise you, there are no monsters under your bed, ok?

Maine, scoffing: Not a monster. Mobster. There is a mobster under my bed

*gun clicking*

New York, pointing a gun at Mass from under the bed: Ya didn't see shit

Mass:

[angiesayshush]

Incorrect Quotes (ft. Welcome To The Table)

pt.2

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California: You know, I’ve gotta admit. Sometimes I can be hard on you and act like you aren’t as smart as me… But now I finally understand how you feel all the time

Florida: Thanks Cali :]

Florida:

Florida: Wait a sec…- CALI

———————

On the run + Trying to hide

Gov: I don’t know- I’ve never been in the wild before! Have you??

Florida:

Florida: Does Jersey count-?

———————

Gov: *Answering his phone* Gov-

Florida: Gov! We need help! Loui’s been bitten by a giant poisonous fish!

California, with Gov: That’s not possible- If he was bitten, it’s venom not poison-

Florida: … Interesting interesting- GET OVER HERE-

———————

California: Too much?

Florida: Do you really want my opinion?

California: Only if you think it’s perfect

Florida:

Florida: It’s perfect!

———————

Rhode Island: Can I touch that?

Massachusetts: Sure- If you want to blow us and the whole Northeast to pieces

Rhode Island: No I’m good-

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Louisiana: Sha you’re awesome

Florida: Yeah :] I was born with a naturally rare awesomeness… *faints*

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Massachusetts: I could do this all night *kicks away an attacker*

*All the attackers are on the floor, knocked out*

Massachusetts: Damnit

PA: Mass, if you keep breaking your toys we’re not gonna buy you new ones

[alaskasbignaturals]

soft ny/mass for the soul <3 very lazily colored but yeah

[stateofbrock]

A brighter Boston

This killed me