#mom rosie

[theamberfist]

Feeling Faint | Rosie + Reader Headcannons

Familial! Mom! Rosie + Child Reader Headcannons

Description: You are Rosie's adopted child who tends to faint often. Luckily, your mom and the rest of Cannibal Town are always ready to help.

(Notes: CW Alastor, mentions of cannibalism) (gender neutral reader) (Reader is Rosie's adopted child) Happy Mother's Day!!

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♡ Rosie is very used to handling your fainting spells and, as such, has also made sure the rest of Cannibal Town is equipped to help you if need be

♡ If you can tell you're about to faint you let her know and she immediately jumps into action; appearing very calm on the outside.

♡ But inside she always panics; she's your mom, after all, and she doesn't want you ever getting hurt!

♡ If there's time, she will pull up the nearest chair (if someone was using it they're easily shoved out of the way) and gently take your shoulders, helping you to take a seat in it

♡ If not, she immediately moves from wherever she had been before to catch you before you fall. She's never once failed to catch you.

♡ There was one time Alastor was visiting and you felt a fainting spell coming on so you warned Rosie about it. She had been across the town square at the time but she was as fast as lightning; making it to you long before you even came close to hitting the floor and catching you in her arms.

♡ Even if you can't tell beforehand that you're going to faint, Rosie still somehow manages to catch you every single time if she's around.

♡ She calls it a mother's intuition but you feel like it's more of a psychic power. Either way, she seems to always be able to tell when you start to feel not quite right or are about to faint, which has saved you from many potential concussions due to falling.

♡ There are times where you'll have a fainting spell when she's not around too, which is why she's made sure everyone in Cannibal Town knows how to help you if that happens.

♡ Usually when you have a fainting spell and Rosie isn't around, someone else nearby will notice it and catch you if need be. If you're able to sit down on your own then they'll still come over to make sure you're alright, get you water when you wake up, elevate your legs (what personally helps me come to), etc.

♡ Once whoever is nearby has made sure you're taken care of, they'll either get Rosie themselves, tell somebody else to do it, or (most often) she'll have already somehow sensed what was going on and come to your aid

♡ No matter what she's doing, Rosie will drop everything the moment she knows her child needs her, and moments like these aren't an exception; no matter how common they may be

♡ Even Susan will help you if you happen to have a fainting spell around her and your mom isn't nearby

♡ There was one time you were taking a walk through the Cannibal Colony and passed by her, only to feel one coming on and immediately get seated near a wall before you passed out. Susan noticed it and came over, standing between you and literally anyone else who dared come close

♡ She had her teeth barred and everything; she even took a chunk out of an unfortunate sinner who'd been trying to come over and check on you

♡ Susan may be an ornery old bitch but Rosie is still her leader and she's not going to let her leader's kid get hurt by anyone

♡ Alastor also knows how to help you if needed; after all, he's in Cannibal Town often to visit your mom. And, as her best friend, he takes your wellbeing very seriously

♡ The first time you fainted when Alastor was around, he immediately assumed someone had somehow harmed you and went full demon mode, only for Rosie to come back into the room and assure him it was alright and that this happened often; you just needed a moment

♡ When you woke up after that, your unofficial-uncle decided he was going to learn how to assist you in those situations and made Rosie teach him everything he was supposed to do in every possible scenario

♡ Now he looks just as calm as her when you have a fainting spell near him; using his shadow to make sure you don't get hurt by anything and to fetch whatever you need as he sits nearby until you wake back up

♡ And when you do, he lets you take your time adjusting to your surroundings again. He knows (because Rosie told him) that these spells are not fun

♡ When you seem to have recovered, he'll usually suggest getting you some food or ice cream (vegetarian food, if you prefer) and try to cheer you up a bit. He also makes sure to inform Rosie of what happened every time it does since he knows how she worries

♡ Speaking of worried, Rosie's calm exterior won't drop until you're passed out. Then, she's barking orders at everyone around her the way she was with the megaphone in episode 7

♡ Any nearby cannibals are immediately running about and getting whatever she needs for you so that you'll be as comfortable as possible when you wake up

♡ When you do wake up, she makes everyone else leave to give you some privacy and time to adjust (except your uncle Alastor if he's present; she knows you're comfortable enough around him)

♡ Internally worries the entire time and hugs you as soon as she sees that you're conscious enough again, telling you how mush she loves you and that you're going to be alright

♡ If you don't feel up for continuing whatever you were doing before, she clears the entire rest of the day for you both- no matter what she had going on- to spend time taking care of and being near you

♡ If you insist on continuing with your day as planned before, she will be watching you like a hawk while also trying to make it not super obvious that she's watching you like a hawk

♡ As your mother she just worries and wants to make sure nothing else happens to you again. Rosie can be very protective but it's all out of love so you put up with her fretting over you even when it's not necessary

♡ And plus, it's nice to have someone like your cannibal-overlord-mom taking care of you after all you've been through, so you suppose having her worry whenever you faint isn't the worst that could happen

[elsa-fogen]

So... Rosie is Alastor's real wife?

Imagine Alastor's mother merting her daughter-in-law.

She's not (in my main headcanon), but Al's mom is gonna do everything to make it happen

the "just friends" bomb has been dropped

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Apple Seed 14: Almost There

13 Hours Into Labor

Charlie: (breathing heavily) Oh, sshhhhhhhhit!!! Contractions are getting worse! Where's that midwife????

Vaggie: She's on her way, babe. (under her breath) Or at least she better be. Your dad was supposed to call her hours ago.

Charlie: (groans into a cry of pain as another contraction hits and she crushes Vaggie's hand) Gah! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!!!

Vaggie: Hang on, babe. Just hang on. I'm going to be right back.

Charlie: (nods as sweat beads up on her head) Please, hurry back.

Vaggie: I'll be back before you know it. (kisses Charlie's hand and rushes to the door before nearly ripping it off its hinges) Lucifer! Where the fuck is that midwife?!

Lucifer: (eyes nearly pop out of his head) I FORGOT TO CALL SLOTH!!!

Vaggie: ¡Estúpido hijo de puta! You had one fucking job!

Lucifer: (fumbles his phone) I got it! I can fix this!

Lilith: (storms up to Vaggie, trying to get into the room)

Vaggie: (blocks the door) Uh, excuse you? Who the fuck do you think you are?

Lilith: I am that girl's mother. Who are you?

Vaggie: I'm her fucking WIFE, bitch! You're not going in there after being gone for several fucking years! You can wait out here!

Lilith: (shocked Pikachu face)

Lucifer: I made a call! She'll be here in a few minutes!

Vaggie: Good! Alastor, do something productive and get a container of cold water to help cool Charlie down!

-Hotel Door Practically Explodes Open-

Vaggie: What the fuck?! (looks over the railing) CARMINE?!?!

Carmilla: (struts in and up the stairs) Stop shouting, girl. Why are you surprised? Your father-in-law called me.

Vaggie: (glares at Lucifer)

Lucifer: (checks his call history) Oh.... I did.... shit..... I thought that was Sloth.... I'm TIRED, okay?!?!

Rosie: (tip-taps in) Hello, everyone!

Vaggie: ROSIE!!!!! Lucifer! Did you call her, too?!?!

Alastor: (holding a bucket of water) No, that was me. (tries to go into the room)

Lucifer: WHOA!!!! (blocks the door) What the FUCK do you think you're doing?

Alastor: I'm bringing Charlie her cold water. I think if anyone should be going into a blood bath, the prior serial killer overlord and father figure should be the one to do it.

Lucifer: YOU aren't going ANYWHERE near MY baby girl when she's at her most vulnerable!!!

Alastor: Hmmm.... (shadow phases along the floor and into the room)

Lucifer: SON OF A BITCH!!!!

Alastor: Charlie, dear! I've brought you some co- (sees Charlie laying on top of a mound of linens and towels with her legs hiked up, knees bent, and her lower half on full, bloody display)

Charlie: (panting, looks to the door, and her demonic features spring to attention) ALASTOR?!?!?! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

Alastor: (faints and falls backwards out the door)

Lucifer: HA!!! TAKE THAT, ASSHOLE!!!

Rosie: Oh, my stars! Alastor! (drags Alastor out of the room and sets him up to recover on the floor, fanning his face with a kerchief) Alastor, Alastor, wake up. Deep breaths, dear.

Angel: Ha! Smiles is so pussy averted that even when he spots one in labor he can't stomach it.

Carmilla: ....... (steps over Alastor's body and walks calmly to the bedroom) How far apart are the Princess's contractions?

Vaggie: They're coming about every five or six minutes and last about fifty seconds each. (follows Carmilla into the room) Do we need to worry about pushing yet?

Charlie: (gets wracked with another contraction and growls demonically into an ear splitting shriek) VAAGGGGIIIIIEEEE!!!!!

Carmilla: I believe that should answer your question.

[shoshiwrites]

ROBERT

NEVER TOLD MOTHER

I-

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Headcanon that the real reason Carmilla was so preemptively over Alastor being back in town was because between Rosie (excited), Vox (it’s complicated), and the rest of the Overlords (massive gossips. See Zestial.), he’s been the topic of pretty much every conversation in their social circle for the past month.

Alastor: I’m sure you’ve all been wondering where I’ve been.

Carmilla: No. No, I haven’t. And if I have to hear one more word about it, I am going to lose my goddamn mind.

(the three different betting pools running simultaneously were what pushed her over the edge)

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Cannibal Angel AU Scene Idea!

Rosie: Okay, normally you're much more sweet and in control. What's going on?

Charlie: I just, ugh thubgs with Vaggie...

Rosie: Oh dear. Relationship issues? My specialty, and with you and Vaggie? Hah, I got whatever it is covered.

Charlie: Even if it's the fact that she's an Exorcist?

Rosie: You never seemed to have a problem with that before?

Charlie: Wait, you knew?!

Rosie: You didn't? But you were together for three years, how did she not tell you?

Charlie: That's my point!

Rosie: *Sigh* Oh, she is getting such a talking to later. But let's work through your feelings first, scold her for keeping it secret later.

XD Rosie going from so impressed Charlie is ok with the dating an ex-exorcist thing, to so Disappointed in Vaggie for not TELLING Charlie about the ex-exorcist thing...

she has them over for relationship counseling teatime and puts Vaggie in a far corner

"It's the time out space~" "Aren't I a little to old for-" "Keeping huuuuge secrets from your girlfriend for three years? Yes dearie, I do think you are!" "...." (vaggie dejectedly goes to the corner with her cup of sad vegan non-blood tea)

(charlie staring forlornly after her) "..but.. now i miss my girlfriend..." "Be strong, Charlie dear! Tell us how you FEEL!" "I feel like... I could be holding hands with her right now, if she was closer" "Eeeh, not quite the feelings I meant. Let's try again, shall we?"

Rosie is trying SO HARD to get Charlie to open up about how all this made her feel, this time with Vaggie there to listen (and learn) from it, buuuuut Charlie just keeps scooting her chair across the room, slowly, innocently, smiling and nodding as Rosie goes on talking about communication and trust and honestly-

and looks around to find Charlie sitting next to Vaggie anyway. And then, ON Vaggie. In her lap. Without spilling any tea, thankfully

"Sweetie, I think you're supposed to be mad at me." "I can be mad at you better from here~" (snuggles her)

poor Rosie knows they need to get better at talking about their bad feelings with each other, specifically the ones coming from their own relationship, but they are SO cute together she doesn't have the heart to push it right now.... Instead she shrugs, takes a bite out of an actual human heart like and apple, and moves the whole tea table over to them so they can reach the vegan fruit bowl options if they want to. Not that they seem interested in letting go of each other long enough for that any time soon, but you know, just in case <3

original au credit to @sunsetcougar

[vaggieslefteye]

I learned about #AceAlastorWeek a few hours ago so I quickly took a segment from another video I've been working on and made this for Day 5 - Friendship: Mr. Scary EvilDudeGuy bleating like a fawn when with his best friend. A small glimpse of him being truly at-ease, content, and, dare I say it? Soft.

[softerhaze]

(♪)

[balladofthe101st]

everyone being in love with rosie is so insane to me. like? you also know he likes jazz? likes coca cola? was a lawyer before signing up to be a pilot? folds the cuffs of his long sleeve polos? likes reading? flew in his skivvies during basic? likes his coffee black? his nickname is twinkle toes? hates fox hunting? doesn't know how to ride a bike? caresses his plane before a mission? insane. insane. insane

[daipeanutsaiban]

the little miss baskerville at around 14 years old- a young lady with a mischievous streak 😺. her father makes her wear white as a way to know when she's sneaked out against his orders, because her clothes will be visibly dirty. sometimes she'll disguise herself and klint (and occasionally barok) as east end kids and they'll blend in the crowd for a day. her color scheme is meant to be reminiscent of a candle, both in reference to the headstrong, fiery personality i write her with and to her short-lived existence.

[rosiethedragongeek]

the scene where hiccup is scolding snotlout and the twins in the clubhouse in zippleback experience is so domestic like I can't even explain it but it IS

[elsa-fogen]

Can we mayhaps see some interaction between Rosie and Alastor's hell-mom? 👀

If not, that's fine, too! I love your work regardless!

She shows her Alastor's child photos, and Alastor doesn't like it.

oops sorry, lil bit of bittersweet~

Rosie still has copies tho. But the moment she'll decide to use them to blackmail Alastor, their friendship won't be the same... that's why she'll never use these pictures in that way.

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

I'm just popping in to say I really love the hazbin fics. I would love to see more of Apple Seed any more plans with Rosie Carmilla and Lilith in it?

Hi, screaming-possum-art!

I'm adding a little bit of the maternal figures as we go. As you've seen in recent chapters, I've added them little by little. I'll make a special one here for you as thanks for being so patient!

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Apple Seed Bonus: Battle of the Moms

Lilith: Can someone explain to me how in the unholy Hell my daughter got impregnated by a fallen angel woman?

Charlie: Well-

Rosie: Your daughter? Ha! Sweetheart, you haven't exactly been mother of the year these past several years running. In fact, I was there to help Charlie through her heartache when she found out Vaggie was an ex-exorcist.

Charlie: And I so very much appreciate it! But can we focus on-

Lilith: So, I was gone for seven years. That's NOTHING compared to the one-hundred and ninety-three years I WAS here!

Vaggie: Listen, Ma'am- ....Wait, Charlie, you're over two hundred years old?

Charlie: (pulls on her shirt collar and chuckles) Y-Yeah.... Did I never mention that? I could have sworn I did.

Carmilla: Those seven years happened to be a time the princess needed you most. You couldn't be bothered to show up during the Heavenly invasion, the wedding, or majority of the pregnancy.

Lilith: And who the fuck are you?

Carmilla: Charlie's mother-in-law, and talk to me like that again and I'll see to it you don't have a tongue to speak with anymore. Then I'll marry your ex-husband to make sure you never hold the title of Queen in Hell ever again.

Charlie & Vaggie: WHAT?!?!?!

Carmilla: Oh, please, don't be surprised. The man's been looking me up and down since I got here.

Lucifer: (giggling) Hehehe~ Tall strong lady go brrrrrr~

Carmilla: ....Quite frankly, it's the equivalent of a corgi walking up to a great dane... or cane corso. (eyes up Lilith) Or an afghan hound in your case.

Rosie: (high fives Carmilla) Good one.

Lilith: (flushes red) You b-

Charlie: Oh! (holds her belly) Oh, oh, oh.....

Vaggie: Charlie! Are you okay, mi amor?

Charlie: Baby not liking the drama. Need to sit down.

[barb-l]

I'm such a fake fan. Why am I only now finding out that the actress that plays Rosie is the OG Broadway actress for Delia in Beetlejuice....

[yellowelectroslime]

LER ROSIE HCS

rosie can be SO MEAN but so SWEET AND LOVELY AT THE SAME TIME

LOVES to baby talk and tease her victims 

also uses petnames like darling, sweetie, cutie, honey, sugar (even if its not romantic) LITERALLY ANYTHING SWEET

“why you’re laugh is just so lovely!”

“what a cute noise you just made! can you make it again?”

“awwww come on sugar, don’t hide that sweet smile of yours~”

“is this spot bad? but you look like you’re loving it~”

im getting flustered over this rn

uses her nails to rake up and down her victim’s tummy

even if its not a sensitive spot for the lee she still somehow makes you just giggle and squeal

(her teases make everything a million times worse)

her favourite position to put her lee’s in is when shes sitting down on her knees with her lee’s head on her lap while she just gently tickles their tummy ;-;;

AND THE WORST PART IS-

you don’t even wanna fight back cuz her tickles are genuinely comforting and nice

If she’s feeling really mean she’ll build anticipation in the scariest way possible

she’ll wiggle her fingers right above your face, neck, tummy, sides ANYWHERE

and you’re just squirming in her lap giggling yourself silly (she loves seeing her lee like this she thinks its really cute)

she would slowly work her way up to the lee’s most tickling spot (her nails are a killer)

she would also blow raspberries on the lee’s neck WHILE tickling them silly

after her tickle session she would just bring the lee in a nice hug (she would be the best mom ever)

overall: 10028837392/10 ler she’s really sweet and will make sure you’re having a good time :D

[noeggets]

Solenodon's are poisonous and i like the idea of Shadow being poisonous. i don't go by genetics cause this is a cartoon rat but Amy's fur is blonde (bc her mom is blonde) and she dyes it pink. Shadow is siamese colored