#monster thoughts

[monster-disaster]

A monster with horns to hold onto, sharp and curved. A monster with pointy ears to tease, sensitive to every flick. A monster with fangs to feel against my pulse. A monster with thick fur. A monster with several arms to hold me down. A monster with a tail to curl around my thigh. A monster with a big-

[dragonsholygrail]

When you tell him "just the tip" but he's a tentacle monster so he proceeds to slam about a foot of his tentacle deep inside you before fucking you within an inch of your life.

[shyartnerd564]

Just imagining a big strong monster calling you “little wife”, “little husband”, “little partner” or the best one? Their little shit.

[eternitysirys]

What the hell, indeed.

[nocturnal-nyx]

I like to think that, since werewolves are said to transform under the light of the full moon, vampire spawn turn on the night of a new moon. It doesn’t matter when they are bitten, their captor will take their lifeless body and hide it away, away from the light and away from anyone who might seek to end their hunts before they even begin; and when the new moon arises, well, some would describe the scene akin to a rapture of sorts. The night is at its darkest, not a sliver of moonlight to be shed, and suddenly the lifeless live again. A hoard of new vampire spawn flood the streets, the forests, anywhere they get even the faintest whiff of fresh blood, and they are hungry.

[just-bnuuy-thoughts]

Thinking so hard about getting fucked by a big fuzzy minotaur. The size difference alone would get me dripping 😩

[i-am-trans-gwender]

From the perspective of an alien doing it with a human, the human would be the monster and the alien would be the monster fucker.

[moldyfoxboi]

Seeing as I have no interest in intercourse, I would like to propose the idea of being a monster dater. While normally someone could use the term monster fucker, if we remove fucker from the equation we are left with a gap. It is only reasonable to fill that with the term dater. Tha k you for coming to my TED talk.

[mermaid-above-water]

You are falling asleep in the normal tank top and panties, when the cool hand brushes down your arm. You let out a sound between a shiver and sigh, but no matter what the feeling is always a comfort. The coolness trails down to your waist and comes to rest there. You are seconds from being asleep when you feel a soft brush of lips at your neck, you purr with pleasure. You are prone to getting cold so they pull the blanket up over you as you snuggle in for the night. You had a hard day at work and your house ghost likes to take care of you.

[dragonmonstermilk]

I'm going crazy over orcs. Tbh?? I didn't care about them but the more I read the more I fantasise about them. And for what I think them to be it makes me blush like an high school girl, esp thinking about the size difference 👉🏻👈🏻

[monster-disaster]

[monster] Bad idea

Your village offers you to the monster living in the woods in exchange for their safety and good harvest. They have no idea you are already married to him.

"What did they do to you?" He asks, grumbling. His sharp claws easily cut through the thick ropes tied around your upper body. "I told you it would happen," you sigh with resignation in your voice. You are not surprised. You knew their plan even before they knocked on your door after the sun disappeared behind the horizon. "Did they hurt you?" He asks, helping you up from the ground. His touch is soft but firm, making sure he doesn't hurt you accidentally. "No," you reply, patting your bottom a few times to get the mud off your skirt. "Can we go home, though? I told you mingling with other humans will be a bad idea." The monster hums. It's deep and rumbling. "I thought you would make some human friends." You scoff. "You have five sisters," you tell him. "I don't need more friends." "I'm sorry." "It's fine, big boy," you reply, voice softening. Reaching up, you pet his face gently, raking your fingers through the thick fur under his long jaw. "Just take me home."

And while the village pleased the monster by giving him his bride, they lost their new hunter who came to their market every Monday with fresh meat and plenty of fish.

[dragonsholygrail]

Was in an art museum earlier looking at the most beautiful paintings and sculptures while periodically writing the nastiest most downbad Monster Smut and I thought to myself… when will exquisite art such as monster fucking grace lavish walls such as these?

[shyartnerd564]

I know that there is a love for tentacle monsters but my brain doesn’t allow me to really enjoy them…my brain just immediately thinks of being ripped apart painfully…for those who can enjoy tentacle monsters you are very, very brave people.

I still love monster but I’ve always been a bit terrified of tentacle monsters. I’m sorry!

[eternitysirys]

*~Dream Date~*

Sarah Andersen strikes again.

[wastingmytimehere]

You don't have to run from monsters, you could just let them eat you.

[dunmeshistash]

One of the things I really appreciate about Dungeon Meshi is how the text is so clearly full of love for animals. Like the true kind of love Laios feels for the monster where he wants to know everything about them, but most of all he respects them and loves them as animals.

One of the chapters I can't stop thinking about is the one about Anne the Kelpie. It's kind of impressive how well it illustrates the different kind of love people have for animals. And how someone that loves an animal isn't necessarily an animal lover. If that makes sense.

When Senshi calls out Anne what he says is "Don't worry Anne's Harmless" but she isn't, she's a wild animal.

Marcille immediately reacts positively about it thinking it's cute she accepts the treat Senshi has for her. And hers and Chilchuck's reaction to Senshi wanting to cross the river on her back is more surprise while Laios immediately realizes how bad of an idea it is.

But Laios is the animal monster lover so how come when he finally is faced with a "docile" monster he doesn't react positively like the others? Marcille even calls him a monster. That's because Laios loves monsters, and Senshi loves Anne.

I've seen this attitude around me several times, where people love a specific animal but what they love is their idea of that animal, they don't really know them because they don't love the animal part of them.

It becomes a "this one is special because I love them" that can quickly become an issue for the animal as much as it is for the person. It's something unfortunate I see time and time again irl.

Anne wasn't wicked, Anne wasn't mean, Anne didn't trick him. Anne was a wild animal and Senshi loved her as Anne but not as a kelpie.

She acted on instinct, maybe she did love Senshi in the way kelpies can love, but animals are still animals and must be respected and treated as such. Climbing on top of Anne's back was the equivalent of putting your arm inside a alligator's mouth, the mouth is gonna close because that's what they're designed to do.

The real life equivalent I see the most of "I love this animal but I don't love the animal part of them" is with dogs. If you insist on loving an animal without acknowledging they ARE an animal they might hurt you, you might hurt them, it will only end in grief.

The best way you can love an animal is by understanding they're an animal.

That is all to say I don't mean that the love Senshi felt for Anne wasn't real or that it's all his fault. He couldn't have known with the information he had and unfortunately it came down to the worst outcome.

I just love dungeon meshi dearly.