#morb

[magicalgirlfia]

Help

[femboy-expert]

If women who like women are lesbians

Then men who like men are morbians

[vforvalensa]

I have been working on a schema for understanding vampires

[jarmes]

The best thing about Morbius is that ten years ago tumblr would have lost their shit over that movie. It features a scene where sexy evil shirtless vampire Matt Smith dances in front of a mirror for like a minute for no reason. And that’s a genuine fact, not that anyone can verify it because no one watched the movie

[the-better-rainbow-unikitty]

"I'm gonna watch Morbius to see what the hype is about"

My brother in christ, the hype is about NOT seeing the movie

[ranmagender]

[americascomic]

Kind of nuts people are just making up ridiculous lines in Morbius when the real movie has lines like this

[arthurtaylorlester]

ok but hypothetically would hob and dream have to defeat (make amends with) dream's 7 evil (actually quite reasonable) exes?

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[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I don't know what Wikipedia is talking about, there's no irony here.

My favorite part was when Jared Leto kills a guy with an axe and breaks the fourth wall by staring directly into the camera and saying "I guess you could say I'm the American Psycho now, huh?"

And at the end, when he invites all his tiktok followers to participate in a flash mob (or "flash morb" as he calls it), and he starts a call-and-response chant

"Where do we live?"

"Society!"

"WHERE DO WE LIVE?!?"

"SOCIETY!!!"

[theceilingliquid]

[demigod-of-the-agni]

made this for the morbius discord, thank you to the real dakota johnson for providing me the og image

[sillysayaka]

the morb

[boykisses]

jard leto's line delivery on "oppa morbius style" brought me to tears.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

REBLOG this post to totally MORB your mutuals!