Nimona headcanons just cause
Nimona and Ambrosius are both like sentient space heaters
Nimona runs hotter than the average human being because obvi
But Ambrosius is a whole nother ballpark
I just know this man hates summer more than the average person
Poor baby is just a miserable sweaty clammy mess and if anyone tries to touch him during summer he threatens to bite them
Nimona and Ambrosius always refuse to let the ac get higher than 60 degrees and Bal suffers
Bal should be classified as a damn reptile
Poor baby has terrible circulation
It’s bad enough that Ambrosius has dragged him to the doctor multiple times
He clings to Ambrosius and Nimona in the winter because this man is constantly freezing
I just know he’s a damn menace the second it gets a little chilly
This little brat will shove his hands up Ambrosius’ shirt the second he gets home to “warm up”
And he’s got a metal hand so it’s twice as cold
Ambrosius has been woken up from a deep sleep by freezing hands or freezing feet and will whine about how it feels like waking up in an ice bath
One time Ambrosius walked into the living room to find Bal chasing Nimona around while they were screaming “Frosty the snowman is trying to kill me with his icicle hands”
Ambrosius is weirdly good with all kids he’s been described multiple times as a “natural parent”
Does he like kids…. That’s up for debate
Like he doesn’t hate them if their parents raised them right but if that kid is a little bully then fuck no he doesn’t like them
Nimona is also really good with kids
He’s a little cautious around elementary school kids cause you know trauma and has weird beef with all middle schoolers
Bal is fucking terrified of babies
One time someone asked him to hold their baby and then walked off and which sent him into a panic attack
He’ll go on hour-long rants about how fragile are and how he can’t be trusted with something that can suffocate if you don’t lay them down the wrong way
He’s okay with elementary school kids and doesn’t mind middle schoolers but he has massive issues with highschoolers for some reason
A high school once asked him to visit and give a talk to the students and Ambrosius had to take his laptop away before he emailed them back saying “I’d rather chop my other arm off”
Honestly I think even though Nimona craves stability she also needs freedom
So every couple of weeks she’ll go on little solo adventures
She keeps the boys updated constantly about where she is but she never tells them when she’s coming back because she doesn’t even know
Most of the time she’ll come back when she wants a homecooked meal (and when she misses the boys)
The boys are pretty used to this routine so they aren’t surprised anymore when they come home to a note saying she’ll be gone for a bit
They also aren't surprised when he climes through their window at 2 in the morning to wake them up and demand food
Could he make it himself? Absolutely
Does he want to? Fuck no where’s the fun in that
Plus he knows no matter how much the boys complain about messed up sleep schedules and how he “gave them a heart attack” they'd rather be woken up in the middle of the night so they can make sure he’s healthy and fed
When they do come home the boys “force” them into a sleepover in the living room where they eat a stupid amount of junk food and watch old horror movies
And they call out of work so they can catch up and learn everything that can't fit in a text
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