This was back in college but I once took a classmate on a date who claimed to be a 'huge roller coaster buff' like me. I took her on one of those roller coasters that shot straight up into the air and then straight back down (Superman) because I figured we'd start with an easy ride that had no twists and turns. I asked if she was fine with that choice and she said it was okay.
As we're getting strapped into our seats, I noticed that she was getting nervous so I asked again if she was fine and she repeated that she was okay.
The ride finally launched us upwards and she started screaming like a banshee, which initially wasn't anything out of the ordinary, but then she suddenly turned to me, mouth open, and bit me on the shoulder. As in, she full on Mike Tyson'd me, teeth to skin, jaws locked. My immediate reflex was to tap her on the head to release me as we were suspended hundreds of feet in the air.
After that, she was mortified and avoided me for weeks, but I found the whole thing pretty funny. We kept in touch after college and I'll always have the memories (and scars) from our date.
So I created a mashup of some 16-personality comedy sketches that suit my lone wanderer Talia (ESTP) and Mr Burke (ENTJ). With my own Fallout 3/fic relevant additions 😆
ATOMIC SMITTEN MBTI
You can watch all Frank James' comedy and psychology at youtube
likes — rain , food , burgers , storm clouds , writing poetries and random stuffs, fashion,books, clicking sky pics,traveling < sometimes >, makeup, pillows, cool breezes, palm trees, the ocean, animals, movies (horror, thriller, serial killer) leo- my cat,and meeting new people.
dislikes — haters, sexism, greasy hair, coughing, sneezing, hot weather, sweating, sour candy, dust, allergies, stupid entitled anons, too much butter in my popcorn, racism, homophobia, body shaming < yall r all fucking gorgeous and im literally on my knees for you > 🧎🏻♀️
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FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME WHENEVER YOU WANT! I love to talk to new people and LOVE making new friends
bloggers i love and adore <3 : @memoirsofhim @desi-tumbllr-dot-com @alhad-si-simran @priiisdope @the-psychotic-lady @lavanya-lakshmi @dhuup @bigdi-hui-aulaad @dishaakikhoj @ji-jii-visha @manincaffeine @astrocatfizziks @mr-kalakar
one more thing alot people are confused between me and sanskari-kanya so I'm not sanskari-kanya I am a completely new girl on Tumblr
"The same niche as your blog? Absolutely no one." I hope this is a compliment because it means a lot if you all come here for my unique POV like this xx
Thank you for taking the time and effort to put this together!
I see elements of some of these (even if I'm a fully non-relationship/marriage-oriented feminist and proudly childfree woman), especially @thatbitchery. Some of these blogs are really sexy, so I take that as a major compliment xx
[*In honor of the game for how undeserving it was for it to be deleted.
Anyways I hate the commonality of all the characters just being blatantly 1w9 153’s so it may or may not be their actual type as long as it may be specified.*]
Viktor Strobovski
MBTI: ENTJ or INTJ
Enneagram + Tritype: 1w9 or 8w9 || 153, 853 or 835
Instinctual Variant: SX/SO, SP/SX, SX/SP, or SO/SP
Temperament: Choleric-Phlegmatic, Phlegmatic-Choleric, or Choleric (Dom)
Big 5 (*SLOAN): Social, Calm, Organized, Egotistical, Non-Openminded/Inquisitive
[SCOE*]
________________________
Laura (Head Teacher)
MBTI: ISTJ
Enneagram + Tritype: 1w9 || 153 or 163
Instinctual Variant: SP/SO or SP/SX
Temperament: Phlegmatic (Dom) or Phlegmatic-Choleric
Big 5: Reserved, Calm, Organized, Egotistical, Non-Openminded [RCOEN]
_______________________
Marzia V (Language Teacher)
MBTI: ESTJ
Enneagram + Tritype: 1w9 or 5w6 || 153, 163 or 513
Instinctual variant: SP/SO or SO/SP
Temperament: Choleric-Phlegmatic or Choleric (Dom)
Big 5: Social, Limbic, Organized, Egotistical, Non-Openminded [SLOEN]
______________________
Alice Freudenmacher
MBTI: ESFJ
Enneagram + Tritype: 1w2 or 1w9 || 163, 135, 136 or 153
Instinctual variant: SO/SX or SO/SP
Temperament: Phlegmatic-Sanguine, Phlegmatic-Melancholic or Phlegmatic (Dom)
Big 5: Social, Calm, Organized, Accommodating, Non-Openminded/Inquisitive [SCOA*]
_____________________
Erie
MBTI: ISFP
Enneagram + Tritype: 5w4, 4w5 or 9w8 || (Mixed combo of: 1,4,5,8), 945 or 954
Life’s been interesting—nothing too crazy, just some hypothetical marriage talk with an INTJ anon, haha. (Seems like we’re married now) How about you? How’s everything going on your end?
(sam reid) [THE MAESTRO]. Please welcome [LAURENT DE CHEVALIER (HE/HIM)] to Huntsville, WV. They are an [35]-year-old [VISITOR] who lives in [TOWN]. You may see them around working as a [FREELANCE COMPOSER]. Poor unfortunate soul. We’ll see if they survive.
Character Inspiration: Lestat De Lioncourt (The Vampire Chronicles), Vivienne De Fer (Dragon Age), Molly O'Shea (Red Dead Redemption), Cersei Lannister (GOT), John Seed (Far Cry 5), Ilithyia (Spartacus), Ransom Drysdale (Knives out), Milady De Winter (The 3 Musketeers), Rosalie Hale (Twilight), Alexis Rose (Schitts Creek), Emma Frost (X-men).
NAME: Laurent De Chevaliers
BIRTHPLACE: Paris, France
NICKNAMES: The Maestro
AGE: 35
HEIGHT: 6ft 1
EYE COLOUR: Blue
HAIR COLOUR: Blonde, worn long to his shoulders.
SEXUALITY: Bisexual
OCCUPATION: Hollywood/Freelance composer
HUNTER/GATHERER?: Neither
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single
FAMILY: Louis De Chevaliers (Father ), Adeline De Chevaliers (Mother), Sylvia Aupair (Maternal Grandmother), Phillipe Aupair (Maternal Uncle)
RELIGION: None
PERSONALITY: + Charming, Hard Working, Ambitious - Vain, Arrogant, Aloof
MORAL ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral
MBTI: ENTJ
STAR SIGN: Scorpio
TEMPERAMENT: Choleric
SIN: Vanity
GREEK GOD: Aphrodite 'The Goddess of Love, Beauty and Pleasure'
TW: 20+ year age gap, Coercion, blackmail (if you squint)
Laurent was born in Paris to Louis and Adeline De Chevaliers, 2 well known bohemian/hippies who were semi-successful authors. They did not take much to do with their son.
Laurent was an only child, cared for mostly by his rich Grandmother Sylvia who lived in a lavish apartment close to the Louvre. She was a strict, but overtly glamorous woman that Laurent adored.
Laurent grew into a snippy, vain teenager that liked to smoke long cigarettes in Parque Monceau, and drink cheap bottles of Champagne with his other music obsessed friends.
Laurent met Claude Babineaux when he was 16 and by the time they were 17, they were dating. Claude was a quiet but handsome boy that Laurent had teased mercilessly until Claude had kissed him hard on the Pont Neuf.
Claude came from a very well of family, and was adamant that his father could not find out about them. Laurent agreed and their relationship became a clandestine one, were they met mostly at his grandmothers apartment, or out in public. This continued for 2 years.
Laurent was 19 and just about to start at The Conservatoire de Paris, when Claude's father paid him a visit. Mr Babineaux was 20 years his senior and offered Laurent a cool few million and a place at the prestigious Université Côte d'Azur in Nice if he cut all contact with his son.
24 hours previously, Laurent had sat with Claude in Parque Monceau and told him he loved him. Now, he was taking money from his lovers father. The night ended with Laurent on his back and Mr Babineauxs hand in his hair. Laurent couldn't quite figure out which was the worst part. The fact that he so willingly took a bribe from his boyfriends father, or the fact that he fucked him afterward.
The next morning, Laurent was on a train to Nice and had cut all contact with Claude. He has not seen him since and often wonders does he know what Laurent did that night. Did that hurt more than the leaving. Laurent thinks about Claude often, but the memories are all sad ones now.
Laurent moved to Monaco after his graduation, and began working for the Monte-Carlo Philharmonic Orchestra. He played First chair Violin for 7 years, before becoming a conductor for 2.
It was around a year or so before he came to America, that he began writing his own scores for sale to Hollywood. He remained with the philharmonic and this is were most of his wage came from, but his freelance composing earned him a hefty penny on the side.
Laurent was invited to Hollywood to work as lead composer for some high brow, multimillion dollar period piece, so he left his home in Monaco about 4 months ago.
Laurent's eccentric uncle Phillipe had lived on a ranch in Virginia since the late 90s, fulfilling some strange cowboy fancy. Laurent flew to NYC and then, took a trip down south to visit his Uncle before ultimately, flying on out to California.
On the way down, in a car just small enough for the tight little country roads, Laurent got good and lost and when he did finally find a store to pop into for directions, it was too late. Huntsville had him.
He tried and tried, for a solid month to get out, driving for hours and always finding himself back at the same fucking welcome sign. It was enough to drive him mad for a while.
So, he went out and bought a Piano and a cheap violin that he replaced all the strings on, and shoved it all into an apartment that was so terribly small he almost knocked the kitchen wall through to make some space. For the past month, he's been writing, playing and drinking red wine while he pours over books in a bar downtown.
Lil' Bits.
He's a right handed Scorpio, who likes a good Bouillabaisse and thinks rock music is just the fucking worst.
He often wears fine tailored suits and likes a Cuban heel.
His teeth are perfect, 0 fillings and 0 issues EVER. He's very smug about it
He drinks champagne and red wine mostly, but will maybe indulge in the odd whiskey sour.
French is his native language, but he also speaks English and German. He can speak a little Spanish but doesn't quite understand it well enough to hold a conversation. He refuses to speak Italian.
His favourite colours are Blue, Silver and White
He holidayed in Portugal before coming to America and found it too Touristy but adored the dancing culture
He has worn his hair long since he was 15. This man is also waxed from the eyebrows DOWN.
He prefers playing the Piano and Violin, but can also play the Harpsicord and the Guitar (though he isn't overly great at either)
He has a thing for muscles and long necks. He likes brunette women and men that look like him.
For full transparency, I'm now a very senior, highly visible, and public-facing executive for what's currently the leading artificial intelligence company in the world. This makes it tricky for me to consistently update Tumblr due to the demands on my time and the intensity of my work load. For example, I've had to prepare for meetings with foreign governments in the EU and Asia and lead multiple global product launches in just the past four weeks. In the next two, my team has another meeting with the White House and key members of President Biden's cabinet.
I anticipate things to slow down in mid to late October after which I can revisit my inbox and get to some of your questions. Thanks for your patience, I hope you're all doing well and taking good care of yourselves.
Is that AMYCUS CARROW stepping out into Diagon Alley? Ministry records tell us that they were born on 1 APRIL and are a 27 year old, PUREBLOOD who works as a PROFESSOR OF ANCIENT RUNES. Some have said that they can be described as being CUNNING, OBSERVANT, & CHARMING, however, they also see themselves as being VINDICTIVE, INSOLENT, & HOT-TEMPERED. Apparently, HE look(s) a lot like JONATHAN BAILEY, whoever that is, and if they had to pick a side in the war, they would choose to JOIN THE DEATH EATERS.
BASIC INFORMATION
FULL NAME: Amycus Sebastian Carrow
NICKNAME: Carrow, does not accept any shortening of his name in any manner
GENDER: Cismale
SEXUALITY: Bisexual, biromantic
DATE OF BIRTH: 1 April
AGE: 27
OCCUPATION: Ancient Runes Professor at Hogwarts
BLOOD STATUS: Pureblood
LOYALTY: The Death Eaters
HOGWARTS HOUSE: Slytherin
WAND TYPE: 10 inches, yew, dragon heartstring
PATRONUS: Cobra
BOGGART: The loss of his twin
AMORTENTIA: The smells of firewhiskey, smoke, & licorice
APPEARANCE
FACE CLAIM: Jonathan Bailey
NOTABLE FEATURES: n/a
BODY MODIFICATIONS: The Dark Mark
HEIGHT: 5'11
BUILD: Stocky, muscular
PINTEREST: tba
RELATIONS
PARENTS: Mr & Mrs Carrow
SIBLINGS: Alecto Carrow (twin, he is older by 1 minute)
CHILDREN: n/a
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Betrothed to Valeria Flint
PERSONALITY
ZODIAC: Aries
MBTI ALIGMENT: ENTJ
MORAL ALIGNMENT: Chaotic evil
CLASSICAL ELEMENT: Air
LOVE LANGUAGE: Physical touch
POSITIVE TRAITS: Cunning, observant, & charming
NEGATIVE TRAITS: Vindictive, insolent, hot-tempered
BIOGRAPHY
tba !! here are a few bullet points for now:
amycus is twin to alecto and older by one minute. he never lets her live it down
he was a slytherin during his time at hogwarts, which was a surprise to no one
despite his love for quidditch and a social life, he was also good at academics
he is tad dramatic at times and can be unserious in comparison to his twin's seriousness
amycus took the dark mark without a second thought and while he doesn't always openly voice his opinions there is no doubt about them
he is betrothed to valeria and while he dragged his feet for a long while, he has had a deadline put upon him and he is a bit nervous about it
WANTED CONNECTIONS
besties
rivals
enemies
people he tortures :)
exes (flings, relationships)
coworkers
do you know anything about mbti? what would all the characters be if so?
I do, I'm an INTJ myself! And I assigned MBTIs to the characters a loooong time ago back in...hnnn the doc says 2016. Yikers. I wonder if they still hold up, but here's what I had.
MC/Cadence - ENFJ
Tom - ENFP
Peter - ESTP
Clark - INTJ
Samuel - INTP
Poptart - ISFJ
Doug - ESFP
Garth - ENTP
Mr. Wiley - ENTJ
Susie - ESFJ
Felicity - ESTJ
Marian - ISTP
Sabrina - ENFP
Alex - ESFP
Aaron - ISFP
Olive - INFP
Leon - ISTJ
Ms. Craft - INFJ
I think I tried to represent every single one on here. Who do you match up with?
{ cis woman, she/her } ❝ These violent delights have violent ends,And in their triumph die like fire and powder, Which as they kiss consume . ❞ huh, who’s ZENDAYA? no, you’re mistaken, that’s actually ROSE GRANGER-WEASLEY. pronoun is a TWENTY SIX year old HALFBLOOD witch who is a MEDIWITCH. she is a GRYFFINDOR alum and the biological child of HERMIONE GRANGER-WEASLEY AND RON WEASLRY. she is known for being ABRASIVE, BLUNT, and STUBBORN but also CONFIDENT, CREATIVE, and LOYAL, so that must be why pronoun always reminds me of the song VIGILANTE SHIT & TAYLOR SWIFT and the warmth of summer sunrises, notes written between the margins, soft of a crocheted sweaters, rock N roll tee shirts and hair bows. i hear pronoun is aligned with THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX, so be sure to keep an eye on her.
E D U C A T I O N
SCHOOLING: Graduate of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. St. Mungo’s medical program
HOUSE: Gryffindor
Best Classes: Potions, DADA, and Herbology
Worst Classes: Divination.
Electives: Ancient Runes
Honors: Head Girl, Prefect
Extra-Curricular: Chaser, Dueling Club
P E R S O N A L I T Y
THE LABEL: the heroine
ENTJ - is someone with the Extraverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Judging personality traits. They are decisive people who love momentum and accomplishment. They gather information to construct their creative visions but rarely hesitate for long before acting on them.
moral alignment: chaotic good
ADDICTIONS: Sweets
POSITIVE: creative, loyal, protective, innovative, & survivalist
NEGATIVE: abrasive, blunt, untrusting, short-tempered, & impatient
HOBBIES: crochet & knit, sews on occasion, loves a good karaoke bar, loves to bake, movie marathoning in a pillow fort
R E L A T I O N S H I P S
father: Ron Weasley
mother: Hermione Granger-Weasley
siblings: Hugo Weasley
grandparents: Arthur and Molly Weasley, Mr. and Mrs. Granger
extended family: TThe Weasley/Potter Clan
H E A D C A N O N S
Has a Grey Maine Coon cat named Sherlock
Is rather proud that she doesn’t have any roommates but tbh, Rose is the worst roommate to have. Her clutter is everywhere.
Is often compared to Hermione much to Rose’s displeasure. They look almost the spitting image of each other with the exception of Rose’s hair colour and rose is quite a clever girl– she did get top marks in school– but that is where the similarities end. Rose is much more rough around the edges… in fact, her edges are frayed and she’s barely holding it together. She’s harsher and more impulsive. she jumps to conclusions a lot and while 90% of the time, she’s right, she can be wrong sometimes. Not that she will ever admit it.
10 out of 10 a daddy's girl.
Sarcastic af
She puts everyone she cares about before herself. Has always been that way and sometimes it tires her.