#mrs chew

[gallusrostromegalus]

Hey I was scrolling through tumblr and saw your pets names and I just had to know if Charlie and mochi are named after slimecicle sorry if this comes across as weird but I was just curious if it was a coincidence!!

Charlie's full name is Charleston Chew, my husband's favorite candy bar that Charlie very politely Did Not Eat despite us accidentally leaving him in the backseat with one on the way home from the Humane Society. Mochi is called Mochi because we spent like three days trying out different names for him and he perked up and paid attention to "Mochi". Also because he's fat and soft, like a mochi. Herschel's full name is "Herschel The Hanukkah Goblin" because we got him for Hanukkah 2020 in a fit of pandemic-induced madness, and Herschel and the Hanukkah Goblins is one of both my husband and my's favorite childhood books.

I had to look up who Mr. Slime is and to give you an idea of how wildly out of touch I am with The Youth (TM), I have never actually watched a videogame playthrough.

Fascinationg coincidence tho.

[borderpoobs]

Robo hobo withthe dog

[agnesandhilda]

watched a (pirated) mr. birchum episode out of curiosity and in it the asshole conservative protagonist has a homoerotic daydream about the other teacher who's a stand in for the ""woke left"" that he hates, which is the opener for the episode and is also never referred to again, gets his sleeve caught in a machine in his woodshop at work and spends days contemplating his life and regrets while he's trapped (or so he thinks). this montage includes how he met his current wife who he doesn't respect and who isn't honest with him (the b-plot expands on this), how his ex-partner left him after coming out as a lesbian and was repulsed after he tried to persuade her to stay with him, reasoning that her being queer meant they could just share a girlfriend now (that was not what it meant), and culminating in a marlboro man-esque image of commercialized rugged usamerican masculinity telling him to chew his own arm off to escape, before one of his students comes along and frees him by just cutting off his sleeve. all that and he thought to chew his own arm off before he considered just tearing his sleeve. and it's all played as a comedy. fever dream episode

[emimii]

the cats were queer

[pandoraroid]

do you guys think that when milo loses things around their place and then sweetheart finds em for him it's just

sweetheart: i believe this belongs to you, mr. greer

milo, grinning: why, yes officer. thank you

[backtothedisaster]

yay

[mistbornthief]

so, to recap Korn's pov:

family business in the shitter

police coming after you blasting Bad Boys Bad Boys etc

parents flee the country and leave you to clean up their mess

hot girlfriend you dont like cuts her losses and leaves you in the dust

younger brother gets shot, nearly dies, currently in coma, refuse to leave him (<3)

can't reach your true love you're currently fighting with

find out said true love murdered a guy and is currently on the run

reunite with true love, no longer on the outs (<3 <3)

go on the run bonnie and clyde style :)

go on the run bonnie and clyde style :(

get confronted by cop. find out 1) your younger brother was involved with your true love's younger brother's death; your true love shot your younger brother in revenge; also cheated on you with the cop (but also you were cheating on him so like this one kinda cancels out)***

fuck this cop. how dare he interfere with your love life. he is the most fixable problem here. go to shoot him.

B A D IDEA

true love takes the bullet, dies in front of you

you've lost everything, when all you wanted deep down was one person

Bonus: act your god damn heart out grieving him

Like that is such an insane clusterfuck of like what, 5, 6, 7 hours? Korn's kinda valid for just being like, you know what. fuck this

[hellishgayliath]

Pico will treasure this moment in time

shaking them vigorously in my mind ahHH

[wraithdolll]

my borderlands era having a rerun after 5-6 years of dormancy is funny

[watmalik]

Logan when he learns Wade’s a selfish top

[manderleyfire]

I will do all this, I will get all this blood on my hands, and you are able to plead naivety.

[sindevilslit]

[hollow-gypsy]

He had his depression arc in Sing

He had his anxiety arc in Sing 2

Give me that ptsd arc in Sing 3 😤

[hikaaa-bi]

this. this makes the "his teeth are not soft" all the more creepy. i mean it's one thing to clarify that a mascot costume doesn't have teeth made out of foam or something.

but to say that a weird disgusting creature has teeth that are specifically NOT SOFT? ARE THERE CREATURES IN THIS UNIVERSE WITH SOFT TEETH???

[tavi-calypso]

“When did you eat that..?”

And yet, another drawing I did during class instead of paying attention.. I’ve never drawn FL4K or a Skag/Mr Chew before so this was terrifying…

Happy skag noises

[jennyanypenny]

posting this here too :}

This is my contribution to the Valentine’s Day season

Tiny lil creachers :33