#msnage

[icarusdiesatdawn]

being honest, .... everything is difficult

[koupium]

[miqotepotatoe]

Me: [minding my own business in the shower]

Brain: hey you wanna see this new au i'm cooking up and already devolped a somewhat plot to

Me: why are you like this

Brain: autism

OBLIGATORY SNAKE!COLE AU BECAUSE I LIKE PUTTING MY FAV BLORBO THROUGH RANDOM SCENAREOS!!!

Cole doesn't get dehypnotised at the end of Home, as the Hypnobrai manage to get away before Wu & Nya arrive. He's taken prisoner along with Lloyd, and is kept in a hypnotic trance to prevent him from fighting back. Skales lets Lloyd get away but keeps Cole because he's strong.

When the Hypnobrai & Fangpyre team up, Skales allows Fangdom to turn Cole into a Serpentine. He ends up a Constrictai.

The Ninja are super focused on stopping the Serpentine mostly to save Cole. They rescue him in Can of Worms, when durring their little infiltration of Pythor's first attempt at uniting the five tribes, the ninja end up facing off against a Constrictai with messy dreads and a ripped up ninja gi weilding a very familliar scythe.

They manage to knock him out and bring him back to the Bounty, where Wu msnages to dehypnotise him using some tea made from Hypnobrai antivenom (Zane stole the Hypnobrai staff). Cole was completely unaware of everything that happened durring his hypnotisim, so the last thing he remembers is the plot to wreak Lloyd's treehouse. Waking up after being stuck in a hypnotic trance for a month only to find yourself a snake is not fun.

He gets used to the snakeness pretty quickly. He likes to burry himself in dirt and take dirt naps. Shedding is annyoing along with scales molting, and cake tastes 10x better with his new heightened taste. But he also has to deal with snakeism for a bit until humans and Serpentine finally make peace (the Tournament of Elements was not fun, especially with Chen eyeing him like a crazy stalker)

[tree-tpot]

ggffddgfhb.. space bf... hiwd i msnage that just exisitnf????? ghhhhhh

[trollocs-ooc]

The way the protagonist of the fake dating sim achieves the "true" ending is basically. You have to not be licking e!whybies boots but also not making them hate you (which is. Easy to do).

E!Whybie would not listen to reason at first even if they think your points are correct, because theyre the emperor, their word is law, why should they change ? Its their godly right to do whatever they please etc etc. You'd have to get them attached to you first so they dont want to get rid of you no matter what you say or do. And trust, once they get attached, they do not let it go for any reason. Only then can u msnage to get through to them somehow

But also its not a good idea to just kiss their ass/be a bootlicker because. Then they wouldnt get attached to you at all because they wouldn't see you as an equal like. Ever. It has to be balanced yknow

[pinklocksoflove]

Harmony is tired of being so scared of what others may think. Tonight, she is going to be blunt. She makes her way to Karine. Her intense gaze holds on to her own for a moment before jumping on the other woman. Harmony pulls Karine down before showering her with kisses.

A little yelp escapes Karine's lips as she's surprised by the sudden attack of kisses. She msnages to keep her balance. Between each kiss that lands on her lips all Karine can really do is giggle like crazy.

"What a way to say hi! I take it you're happy to see me?"

[fadingember]

How do I ask if he has a food source without it seeming like I don’t trust him to msnage himself or sounding like I wanna get bit?

[docpiplup]

39 and 41 for the comic ask :)

39. What comic plotline gives you brain worms?

I don't get exactly the meaning of the brain worms idiom, but for I have searched it refers to an obsession about something in content media, so I will go on.

The series I'm currently following are mainly Batman related and Doctor Strange related.

It's not exactly obsesion but I'm kind of hook on the recent events of the Strange series. Previously on the event of The Death of Doctor Strange, someone killed Stephen, and among other things Clea, Wong and a Stephen from the past (who is like the Doctor Strange comics from the 60's) solve the murder and the present Stephen came back to live, but at the end it's gone, and the past version returns to his time.

Then Clea beguns to act as both Sorcerer Supreme of the Dark Dimension and the Earth, and it's cool to see Clea msnaging both responsabilities, but she also want to bring back Stephen, that more or less it could be possible because it was revealed that he's undead and vassal to Death, who keeps him as her "Sorcerer Supreme" and sends him to the Earth to chase the souls of dead are returning to Earth, an issue that also Clea has to deal with, and that leads her to confront Stephen a.k.a "The Harvestman", although she doesn't know it yet (at least at the last issue I read)

41. What's a comic that keeps on giving (you enjoy rereading)?

It's hard to choose but I would say, probably, Batman: Night Cries (1991), although it's a bit rough story, but I like the artwork with watercolors, it's a good art for the setting of the story.

It's a horror comic that deals with child abuse, in which Batman and James Gordon chase a killer that abuses children after killing their parents and Batman is at some point accused of being the killer because the shape of the killer is simmilar to Batman's outfit and it's up to one little girl, Kathy, to come forth and clear his name. It's ironic because Bruce can relate to the suffering of those children who have also lost their parents.

Honorable mention: The Emdt comics, "Tiempo al tiempo" (2016) and "Mi tiempo se agota" (2018), the comics have bonus content about Salvador and Lola's pasts.

The first one it's set between the season 2 finale and the beginning of season 3. Salvador Martí, the chief of the ministry, is shot by someone from his past (there's flasbacks of Salvador's early years on the ministry) and Amelia Folch, Julián Martínez and Alonso de Entrerríos will manage to catch the ones who almost kill Salvador and save him from another assassination attempt. Some historical characters like Marcus Ulpius Traianus (Emperor Trajan's father), Ibn Gabirol, Ambrosio Spinola, Velázquez, Benito Pérez Galdós and Adolfo Suárez appears in the comic, and most of them except the last one are ministry members.

The second one is set during season 3, but great part of the comic are flasbacks of the past of Lola Mendieta and some of her missions in wich historical characters like Emilio Herrera, Gregorio Marañón and Blas de Lezo appear.

This it's the complete artwork of the cover and the back cover together, there's a courious thing because it seems that there are two versions.

The one I got is the comic with the back cover version with the photo of Salvador and Lola when the first Lola the show introduced (the one played by Natalia Millán) joined the ministry. Well although with Lola there's a constant paradox because of the fact that Lola was recruited two times, this first one and then in season 3 when Salvador recruits young Lola (Macarena García) after the first Lola dies. Although I think probably because of his remorse towards the loss of two members of the ministry, firstly the death Julián in 3×01 Con el tiempo en los talones (but he's alive by the beginning of season 4) and then Lola in 3×02 Tiempo de espías. Later in season 3 Salvador gets the complete version of the book of doors that Lola had (like with more than 500 years of history of the ministry, no one thought of going back to the time before the fire in the synagogue to take photos of the book, like Lola probably did, or asking Abraham Levi to tell them about the missing info about the other doors?)

And the other one I dont if it's a thing of that artwork or there's another version or edition of the comic with that backcover. In this case it's a photo of a kiss. Maybe the ones who appear in the photo are Lola's parents, or it's young Lola with a former partner/lover, like Carlos, introduced in season 4, during her days as a member of the Republican Resistance.

[corvidaedream]

im reading Monstrous Regiment rn and honestly i love a book about gender but i didnt think pollys observation at the beginning that a world ruled by women would still suck bc she’s met too many cruel older women who happily uphold the system of patriarchy and violence at the expense of other women was going to come back this hard at the climax of the book.

[mari-itami]

ok now everybody leave me alone until im done stewing in anger and then ill go back to your regularly scheduled funny bna posts

[electronicdelusionstarlight]

Mr. Satan (And by extention Bu) must do some major charity work if you think about it.

Like, events where he meets children in hospitals, meeting their hero for the first time, in their moment of need, having them "defeat" him to teach them that anyone can defeat anything, and if he could defeat Cell and save them, if they could defeat him, they can win everything, giving them hope, confort straight from the Champion himself, who msnaged to make the hearts of everyone on heart soar, beat as one as they gave him their energy to save them all.

Also Bu can cure people with his powers so there's also that.

[ukulelewrap]

NOOO NOT PSA...NOT AGAIN VRAIN WHY WHY I SCTUALLY MSNAGED TO FORGET IT WHY DID I HAVE TO REMEMBER

[joqatana]

Today sucked

My food stamps got cut off

I had to leavr the dogs

Msnaged to pay off my insurance for the year while I could

Paid seven bucks to buy What We Do In Shadows

Did laundry

Drove 75 miles listening to hold music at food stamps office and then the phone overheated & crapped out a mile from my exit so I have to call again tomorrow.

Today sucked.

7/27/20

[stereksecretsanta]

Will you be listing who the Christmas Angels are so everyone can thank them for msnaging to be pinch hitters at the last minute?

Always do!

[priyaarjun]

Pitch for #womennovator2020.Eating psychology plays an important role in affotion to food, and lifestyle for weight loss and to msnage obesity.

[realprincenico]

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