#mumster

[aeltri]

I guess we need to add mythomania to yoir long list of mental health problems. Given your online behavior, you couldn't even get the clearance required to emptu the UK Consul's trash. Much less be hired as an interpreter for an official event.

I really do hope you spoil your mom on Mother's Day. After all, she's the only reason why you're not living on the streets.

Ooh, did I hit a nerve? I'm not the one with a BPD/NPD Dx, Cunter is. Do you want me to tell people about her little vacay at the nuthouse in Wales? I haven't lied about anything because I'm not a fraud. Cunter, on the other hand, lies compulsively about every fucking thing. Here's what Ben's colleagues had to say about that pill:

She storms on set, brings her owns photographers, gets in the way of the official people we have, demands production temp shuts down so she can pose for hired paparazzi photos. Is fucking obsessed with camera time, how much she gets vs him, throws actual adult tantrums if you are not talking about her, to her, asking about her. She is a bold faced liar. Just compulsive liar. She lies about events I was involved w and says things that are not possibly true. Just simply impossible. Inserts herself into events where she wasn’t. Screams at you if you point out where she is lying.

I've been to every place and event I've talked about, true believer. The Consul was kind and even bid me goodnight, personally. You know why? Because I'm a gracious guest who knows how to make a good impression. It must hurt to know that many of the people I've spoken to would snub Cunter because of her horrible reputation. She's an even bigger laughingstock in the industry than Markle is! I own in a high value area. Cunter? Doesn't even have her own couch to OD on, she spends most of her time living out of sketchy hotel rooms paid for by Johns. Like the dump where she got those crack pipe burns in South Korea. We also know about that 🪳 infested cocaine apartment she uses for Incalls in NYC. Ben's real estate doesn't count and she won't be getting the DP house either. Cunter and her equally manfaced Mumster can go fuck each other, seeing as how they're into that sort of thing 🤷‍♀️.

PS: She is 🗑️.

[loribravodarkartistry6]

STATE OF EMERGENCY!!! THE WHOLE EASTBANK OF LOUISIANA HAS BEEN WITHOUT RUNNING WATER SINCE YESTERDAY MORNING! WE ARE ALSO UNDER A MANDATORY BOIL WATER ADVISORY IF AND WHEN THE BUSTED PIPE MAIN HAS BEEN REPAIRED…SO YEAH, THE MUMSTER AND I WERE OUT LAST NIGHT WITH 100’s OF OTHER FOLKS BUYING 20 OZ BOTTLED WATER FOR DRINKING AND COOKING AND GALLON JUGS FOR FLUSHING THE TOILET! NO SHOWERS JUST WIPES AND A SPRAY BOTTLE…HELL, LEAST IT AINT HOT RIGHT NOW! F*CK ME WITH A CHAINSAW AND CALL ME MAMA! NOLA LIVIN’ Y’ALL…NOLA F*CKIN’ LIVIN’!!! 🙀😈⚜️👿💧⚜️

[thespookymumster]

I’m Ash, a SAHM of 4 kiddos that I homeschool. I’m also a doula in training! I’ve worked in all sorts of doctors offices and found my calling being a mom and having a passion to help other moms.

I often hear people say “find your tribe and you’ll be successful”.

So here I am, looking for my tribe, my people…

I want to help all the mamas new and experienced. The new moms who are terrified and have no clue what to expect with a new baby all the way to the mama who’s having her 5th baby and just having a rough pregnancy.

I want to help the mamas new and experienced that just had their baby and having a rough postpartum experience and need support.

So if you need or want support, Hi!! I’m your new spooky mom bestie here to help you through it.

So welcome to my page and thanks for following me, I will be posting hints, tips, hacks, and fun facts here and there to help you through your journey. Keep an eye out because I’m working on a digital book for mamas that I’ll be selling too along with some other fun stuff for kids.

If you homeschool or are interested in homeschooling I will also be sharing lots of links to awesome sites I use for my kiddos.

- Ash aka The Spooky Mumster

[kmp78]

"Did he even recognize you anymore? 🐶"

Disgusting! Look at the poor state of this 🐶. Now he will get coddled and shown off on socials. Until Mumster is off answering the call of the 🍆 once again 🤮🤬 to be rehomed until further notice again. He should piss all over everything she owns.

See, that's why I prefer cats. They really do show how they feel if their owner ditches them for a period of time. 😏🐈‍⬛😡✋️

[noisynutcrusade]

Hosting Angst

Illustrator Grace Farris’s depiction of when the boys and I went to her house for tacos. (I had no idea at the time, haha.) P.S. My everyday thought process, and mumsters on vacation.… Read more The post Hosting Angst appeared first on Cup of Jo. Source link

[raymoorecn]

Chilling after a long day ... Mumster has gone to bed, 4am start beat her. Headed down to Hai Phong retail centre. Eating just a little more, Let's see if we can squeeze it in. Can always manage a wee slice of red velvet. 😆😋 😊 .. .. #phuclongtea #thebestflavours #aeonmallhaiphong #keepingusbusy #shopping #doingwhatwedobest #eatinganddrinking #shopping #vietnam #mooreontour #weddingweekend .. @phuclongcoffeeandtea @aeonmall.haiphonglechan (at Phuc Long Coffee & Tea) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp5H_bcPa8pB3eG66lZXXFZKOxEWfo5iFLDIJI0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[creativedesignshi]

Fun Halloween Mom Shirt in our newest shop on Etsy.

[cptcharisma]

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[isatoru]

EID MUBARAK WHERE SHOULD I GO OUT AND EAT W MUMSTER

[hyraeth]

When you feel super cute but don't have anyone to take photos the way you want *sad face*

[hermesmoly]

Hermes: hey Hera

Hermes: Mitria

Hermes: Madame

Hermes: Stepmama

Hermes: Mutter

Hermes: Meemaw

Hermes: Mooma

Hermes: Mumster

Hermes: Mumzidoodles-

Hera: WHAT?

Hermes: hiiii :>

[lizallanosborn]

I call my mum mumster and she calls me ghoul and idk, I just really love that.

[loribravodarkartistry6]

Lori Bravo, 2022, Octubre-shot by The Mumster.

[lovelayladesigns]

Are you a Mumster? To buy this card, search Y060 via our website www.lovelayladesigns.co.uk/Mothers_day #mothersdaycard #mum #mumster #monster #mothersday #lovelayla #greetingscard #card #funny #mumvoice #greetingcard #funny #funnycard

[justicedreams]

“Yup! Never knew my momster.” She puns.

{he chuckles}

mumster huh?

{he asks and pats her head with a small smile}

you know what... whoever she was I should thank her for sending you my way

[zoeythegoodgirl]

Perhaps I should stop being so unfair then, what a pity just as was thinking it might be fun to kiss up your neck real quick whenever your friend looks away too long.

(Shouldn't trust someone who charges multiple bullet-vibes and plays with their own tits [while writing official documents] to treat the pouty too fair: they get what's fair later, when it's time to be closer down to underwear and the lovely friend's safely somewhere else--when you're home free. Best to you both of course! Long lingering stroke at a next glance away~) - a mumster

M-maybe I was reacting too quickly. You don't have to stop 🥺👉👈