#murray stranger things

[milla-jordan]

OKAY SO MURRAY ABSOLUTELY CLOCKED WILLS AND MAYBE MIKES GAY ASS AT THE DINNER TABLE THE NIGHT BEFORE

for context, he is listing things the kids might do while he and Joyce are away in alaska

IM DYING

[murraystan]

I’m back to say FUCK Brett Gelman and his racist colonial ass nonsense. I will not be watching any media with him in it going forward.

I stand with the Palestinian people now and forever both as an American colonizer and a future Jewish person (I’m currently converting) and I pray that more Israeli people join ranks with their countrymen that are already organizing across national borders against the Israeli government. 🇵🇸

I was just going to delete this blog but I think I’m actually going to leave it up and use it to record and debunk some of the stuff he’s putting in his stories. So definitely unfollow if you don’t want to see I/P stuff - this account will exist mainly as a record.

[lalallalas-posts]

Hopper: 🔥🏒😠 Demogorgon: 🍑👹 Murray: 🧍‍♂️ Joyce: 🧍‍♀️

[smartsxylacy]

if anyone has read a fic/made a fic of byler getting murray'd PLEASEEE send it to me. To better my mental state

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Come watch stranger things 4! We have:

-Traumatized gay teen

-superpower girl who has to reexperience trauma to be superpower girl again

-closeted bi who doesnt realize his bestie has a crush on him (He has too. Just doesnt know it)

-Cool kids wannabe even tho hes a nerd and nobody’s gonna change that

-The one with audhd and no bones

-The babysitter

-hermione with multiple guns

-drug dealer who is either chill af or having a seizure

-purple palm tree delight but its chill since it come from the earth

-purple palm tree delight with ad worthy hair

-amERICA

-adhd lesbian

-mad Redhead

-cupid but with karate skills

-stressed mom

-The police guy and best dad that died (?) in S3

-Angry guy with imposter syndrome who kills as a hobby

-FUCK THAT GUY

-FUCK THAT BITCH

-urm actually 🤓☝️ x gf from the guy with no bones. Autism.

[coniangray]

Murrays bath in s4??

he put ice in this shi

and know who else used an ice bath...

now i have absolutely no idea what this means BUT:

the mind flayer likes it cold, thats why billy used it

while murray clearly used it for muscles.

but yeah its interesting how they showed both ways lol

[achillesunly]

If Murray dies I DIE

[nabil-babbles]

Pov milkvan mileven but its actually just byler

Mike at his and el's wedding: and i- um- I swear- like

Will: *reading off Mike's vow script* you got this mike.

Mike: I, I vow to- i- I mean- like- nah-well- Will*reading outloud now* (whispers to mike) I vow to always be there as you have been there for me.

Mike: I'll- I'll probably be there-

Will: No, no, I Vow, to be there

Nancy:*confused*

Jonathan: *still wants to kill Mike even tho he's stoned

Hopper: *death glare*

Karen: *can feel the gay*

Holly: *hurry, uppp*

Mike: i- uh-

Joyce: *can see the parallels between mike and will (gay ver)

Robin: *under her breath to vickie* oh he is totally gay

Vickie: *sigh* here's your 20 bucks

Murray enters through the door, sensing more sexual tension then ever:

Murray and Eddie in unison: OMG JUST KISS ALREADY FFS!

el: Max where's my money!?

Max: fine you won the bettt

Lucas: wait what?? (He's a milkvan shipper)

Dustin: TURN AROUND- (never ending story)

Mike: *turns to el* what what??

El: yeah I already had a feeling you liked will not me.

Mike: NO I DONT.

*room falls silent*

Murray: *erupts into laughter* hahahha good one mike, reallll funny!

Will: *still confused holding the script*

Yes I kept eddie alive in this

Anyway Steve and Eddie totally made.out at the wedding drunk, then el called it off, and people were making jokes all night abt how will and mike were the actual grooms. Then they got caught kissing and a lot of money got rotated around the room (bets)

Mike and will: ok not THAT many people better

Oh yes they did

Byler: no-

Yes

Byler: nooo

Yesssssss

[incorrecthawkins]

Murray : They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.

Hopper: Thank god.

[lovingrosewho]

ok I’m sorry but is Murray Bauman x reader a thing??? cause i need it to be

[diavalkitty]

[blairxbear]

Stranger Things Preferences

Their Pet Name for you.

(Featuring: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Billy Hargrove, Jonathan Byers, Dmitri Antonov, Jim Hopper, Alexei, Murray Bauman, Robin Buckley, Argyle, Henry/001)

Warnings: Mentions of sex. This blog is 18+ Minors do not interact.

A/N: My first preference! There will be quite a few of these across quite a few fandoms so if you'd like to be tagged in future preferences or future stranger things posts please let me know in the comments! :) Also any Russian is taken straight from google translate so pre-apologies if I have butchered it! Enjoy!

Steve Harrington

Steve keeps his pet names quite generic, baby, babe, sweetheart. It's not so much the names he uses but how he says them. Most of the time he's most comfortable using the shortened version of your name or nickname he has for you, but the amount of affection he would put into it would make you melt. If he's being especially flirtatious you'd even occasionally get doll. He doesn't miss the effect it has on you when he calls you that.

Eddie Munson

Eddie is as theatrical with his pet names as he is with anything else in life. He loves to call you princess, especially during Hellfire meetings when he can incorporate you into his campaign. I think Eddie would switch between a few pet names to try to keep it interesting, baby, sunshine, sweetheart. It doesn't matter what he calls you it never fails to give you butterflies. Let's not pretend that if you two are hanging out in his trailer while you joke around and play air guitar together that he doesn't call you his little Rockstar.

Billy Hargrove

Billy's pet names for you depend on two things; his mood, and who you are around. In public you're only getting the less heartfelt pet names, he refers to you as his girl a lot in front of other people. Not only does he love the small smile it brings to your face but it also feeds into his possessive side, knowing that everyone knows you are his. When you two are alone and have been together for a while, Billy finally shoes a softer side of himself. He will compliment you a lot and attach all sort of pet names to those compliments, baby, sugar, sweet thing, still loving to resort to calling you his girl. You're mad at him and he's trying to make it up to you? Get ready for him to bargain his way back into your arms, wrapping his arms around you as he whispers in your ear, "Come on sweetheart, you know you can't stay mad at me."

Jonathan Byers

This soft, shy, adorable baby will probably be hesitant to use pet names for a long time. I honestly doubt you would hear them until you two begin to get intimate and he's too lost in the moment to think about what he's saying. He's pussy drunk and rambling into your neck, pet names would all be soft and sweet while he's chasing his high, beautiful and sweetheart would be at the top of his list. Getting high in his room? This sweet man would be telling you how you're his sunshine, rambling on in his delirium about how you light up his life.

Dmitri Antonov

While this man's English is very good, he still prefers to use pet names in Russian. There's something about the way he looks at you with his intense gaze as he slips back into his native tongue that just turns you into an absolute puddle. His favourites include котенок (kitten) and моя любовь (my love). The thought of this man holding you while you curl up in bed for the night, arms wrapped around you while he whispers endearing words in Russian into your ear is enough to bring butterflies to your stomach.

Jim Hopper

Let's not pretend like for a goooooooood while this man affectionately refers to you as kid even if you are barely a few years younger than him. He's a tough shell of a man that will refuse to open up or show his feelings for a long time, but when he does you realise its worth the wait. He doesn't throw around pet names and words of endearment a lot as he prefers to save them for moments when he feels it's right. When it's just the two of you and you're sharing a soft moment, sometimes referring to you as darling in his softer moments. Occasionally you might even get a cheeky baby.

Alexei

Another Russian baby, this adorable man will always call you pet names in Russian, it doesn't matter how much his English has improved. It just means more to him coming from his native tongue. His regular go to include голубь (Dove) and милый (Darling). Although, Murray taught him how Americans us Pumpkin as a term of endearment as a way to screw with you both and now it's one of Alexei's favourite things to call you. Jokes on Murray because seeing Alexei's face light up as he reaches for you and calls you pumpkin is enough to fall even more in love with him.

Murray Bauman

I feel like Murray cannot find it in himself to call you soft names to start off with. He's still confused by the fact that you even want to be with him, he's not going to possibly embarrass himself further using some pet names that might cross some invisible line he's set up for himself. He refers to as lady a lot, or another unique name that fits your looks of personality. Once this man is comfortable and more secure in your relationship I think the names would still stay light and not too sensitive. You would definitely get honey a lot, I don't think Murray would be able to resist yelling through the house when he gets home, "Honey, I'm home!"

Robin Buckley

Robin would also keep her pet names generic just like her bestie Steve, but less out of originality and more just to play it safe. Robin would have some insecurities going into a relationship after all the careful steps she took just to get to where you two are now. She is hesitant at first to say the wrong thing so she sticks to a lot of sweetheart and babe. One day you were spending time together and she slipped up and called you buttercup. She panicked for a second worrying what you would think of the nickname, but seeing your smile wiped all of those worries away and it became one of her favourite pet names so far.

Argyle

Okay so we all know this cutie is not going to call you any conventional pet names unless he's sober which is not very often. You're going to get a lot of my dude and bro but he does really mean it affectionately with you. Other than that you're definitely going to get a lot of made up names that mean absolutely nothing but to him they mean a lot; wicked lady, cream puff, anything. He would totally refer to you as "my queen" when he lets you into the van which he refers to as your chariot. Your favourite pet name would be the time he said, "My pretty girl is gonna get all the pizza she wants" he couldn't understand your reaction as you couldn't think of what to say next after hearing Argyle call you his pretty girl.

Henry/001

I whole heartedly believe this man would refer to you as pet. He does mean it endearingly but he also can't resist how you scrunch your nose up at hearing the teasing term. He also uses a lot of "My little..." whether it be bird, bunny, dove. He constantly feels the need to protect you and he shows that in his terms of endearment by referring to you as small and innocent. I know this man would call you his good girl, and you will have to pry that thought out of my cold dead hands.

A/N: Hope you guys like this! Reminder that if you want to be tagged in future Stranger things posts or other preferences to let me know in the comments and ill create a tags list :)

[murraystan]

The fact that 3-4 years will likely have passed between the premiers of seasons 4 and 5 is so funny to me.

In between S1E1 and the finale (which now may not come out until 2026) I will have had a brief stint living on the shore of an inland sea, figured out I was queer, became a shepherd, got married, lived in the village of a former(?) cult, participated in ~2 uprisings, moved 6 times, converted to Judaism, and will probably get divorced and possibly even have a child.

All while Will still has that haircut.

[lalallalas-posts]

Murray came to requit the unrequited love

[smartsxylacy]

I dont care that s5 filming is already finished. I NEED byler to get Murray'd in season 5 like the air i BREATH

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I love how in the first season of st, everyone is like:

“The air is toxic, full on suit, super dangerous”

And then they all just shit on that in the next few seasons