#murzik

[kingeyeam]

Welcome. Peace and Blessings to all mutuals.

[funsui]

Daphne Blake

Cosplay by AGflower || IG  

Photo by Murzik

[alice-chan-chan]

2 cat bros chillin together :)

[mightywhite]

[shootthfckp]

happy Valentine's day to everyone, and especially to my girlfriend Lina. I love you, murzik

[kittybroker]

How much is my kitty worth? His name is Murzik.

The great Murzik loves lying around! Worth a stonishing astonishing $39.99 for your tonishing!

[nerohellsing]

Happy Valentine’s Day

ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖'𝕤 𝔻𝕒𝕪🍫🍓

Be my Valentine ?

Todoroki x Deku

Tododeku

Todoroki Shoto - @nerohellsing

Izuku Midoriya - bakaworu

Boku no Hero Academy / My Hero Academia Cosplay

Ph: murzik

Ed: Bakaworu

[fatamorganacosplay]

The Meursault Saga – part 2 «‎Chuuya was never a vampire to begin with»

Chuuya Nakahara // fata morgana Photo // murzik Edit // dorian

[dismemberment-on-a-tuesday-night]

Not so Strange Bedfellows part one

TW: nonconsensual affection, referenced murder, referenced attempted genocide, referenced necrophilia, implied kidnapping, human whumpers, vampire whumpees

Note: This is the first chapter of a crossover between You can't Follow Your Heart if there's a Stake Through It and the Eden Vampire AU. Colt and Jacob are going to get on like a house on fire.

Moving down to Idaho was the only reasonable solution to Jacob's problems. He didn't have such a horrible reputation there. Or any reputation at all. After nearly a decade spent dreaming of the day he would escape those who had scorned him, he was finally doing it.

He considered Washington State as well. But for a blue state, the politics sure were waving red flags. A so-called "vampire rights" movement was going strong among liberal circles in Seattle. Jacob had to protect Rurik from human politicians who would use him for their propaganda.

Getting Rurik from Alaska to Idaho wasn't as difficult as one might think. Apparently, if you flash your vampire hunting license at the officials running the airport, they let you check a vampire's casket under the plane during a daytime flight.

Jacob had never flown before, and spent the whole trip staring out the window, terrified and whimsical in equal measure. Part of him wished Rurik were awake to take in this view, but the smarter part knew that Rurik would have a panic attack within five seconds of the plane taking off.

Their new house was… nice. Not that Jacob had much to compare it to.

He hadn't lived in an actual house since he was taken into foster care as a teenager. Besides, his childhood home was forever marred by memory of his mother's body. Dolled up by his father as though she were still alive. Sitting at the dining room table...

Yes, his new house was much nicer than all that. He made short work of unpacking his few belongings.

His bed and Rurik's casket went in the master bedroom, of course. Food, both for himself and Murzik, went in the kitchen. Most exciting of all, there was a spare room for Jacob to convert into an art studio.

Murzik was confused by her new surroundings, and chose to take a nap on Jacob's bed until Rurik woke up. Victoria was still locked in Rurik's nearly airtight casket with him, and Jacob hoped she would stay there.

But even harder than keeping pets from escaping was the matter of keeping Rurik from escaping. Jacob figured anything that kept vampires out of a house would surely work as well as keeping them in.

The dried garlic looked nice hanging over every outside facing door and window, in any case. And it was better than having exposed silver around as a threat. It might repel vampires, but it didn't burn them.

All that was needed today was for him to get established with the local vampire hunting guild and return home before Rurik knew he was gone. He had no idea what the work environment would be like, but hoped it would be significantly less toxic than the one he had just escaped.

•••

Jacob sat nervously across from Ilya, the head of the vampire hunting guild he had applied for. This was the first time in over a decade he had to apply for a job. Somehow, he doubted whether this was going well.

"Your record looks good, for the most part," Ilya said, his Russian accent reminding Jacob of Rurik. "Fourteen years spent vampire hunting. Kill count almost as high as my own…" He smiled sarcastically. "The only problem I see is the multiple past charges of necrophilia."

"I've had a rough life," Jacob said, trying to wiggle his way out of this tight spot through trauma dumping and making shit up. "My mental health declined quite a bit after my parents died. Dear old dad kept mom's body in our house for over a year before he hung himself. I ended up committing a few acts of… um, necrophilia during a mental breakdown. I assure you, I'm doing much better."

"I'm glad to hear that," Ilya said. "You have a lot of potential. As long as you can avoid future necrophilia charges, I'd love to employ you."

"Thank you," Jacob said. "I've heard that vampire hunting guilds vary from place to place, but I've only ever worked for one."

"Our operation functions much differently than Miss Chandler's. Unlike her, I don't personally believe exterminating vampirism is necessary. This guild kills any vampires who murder shamelessly and show no desire to atone for their actions. But we also do community service, including ethical blood drives and education programs for vampires who want to rejoin society. It's a dangerous world for peaceful sorts, and we don't want to make it worse."

"That sounds wonderful. I didn't know there were any social programs for vampires, except for those hippies over in Portland and Seattle trying to pretend that vampires are just like humans."

"Humans and vampires are very different. Both in physical and mental aspects. Understanding that is the first step towards achieving peace."

"I'm assuming you'll be more specific about assigning me bounties, as opposed to Chandler's 'just bring back proof of a kill and I'll pay you' style."

"We have more thorough forms of investigation, and you'll usually be given at least an address of your target. We pay for singular bounties, instead of having monthly paychecks."

"I'm used to that last part. Shouldn't be too difficult. Do you want me to do it alone or with a partner?"

"We'll assign you a partner unless you would prefer to go on your own. Teaming up is much prefered, for safety reasons."

"I've always worked with a partner. I think I'd prefer it."

"Excuse me then."

Ilya left the room, giving Jacob plentiful time to think over his prospects.

This was shaping up to be a glorious opportunity, and one he hated the idea of blowing. He'd have to be more secretive with his necrophiliac tendencies, obviously.

The door opened, and Ilya sat down behind his desk, another man hurrying after him. He looked Jacob over with slightly judgmental interest, choosing to lean against the closed door rather than sit down.

"Mister Amity, meet Mister Spearing," Ilya said. "His hunting partner died a week ago, and I'd like you both to work together."

Jacob stood up to shake his new partner's hand. "Hi, I'm Jacob Amity. It's really nice to meet you."

"Colt Spearing," he returned, an unpleasant smile on his lips. "I'm sure you'll be fun to work with."

You can't Follow Your Heart if there's a Stake Through It taglist: @hugh-lauries-bald-spot @heavenlyeden @whumpsday @whumpshaped @kira-the-whump-enthusiast @whumpytine

Eden taglist: @hugh-lauries-bald-spot @thedarkmongoose @whumpsday @whump-by-robin @kira-the-whump-enthusiast @annablogsposts @whumpshaped @seetheothersideofparadise @knittedeyebrowsandcardigans @whatwasmyprevioususername @boonasaurusrex @suspicious-whumping-egg @heavenlyeden @melancholy-in-the-morning @snakebites-and-ink @suck-my-cl1t @i-eat-worlds @scp-1296 @chiswhumpcorner @skittles-the-whumpee @whumpkinz @dokidokisadness @enbygesserit @canislycaon24 @be-gay-do-crime-ahaha @a-crumb-of-whump @pixelated-whump

[vodyaniks]

You know how the Devorak siblings pronounce eachothers name's a bit different (as well as Mazelinka i think??)

Like Ilya- Ilyushka, Portia - Pasha

I made a list of how i would do the same with some other Arcana names

Nadia- Naden'ka, Nadyusha,

Asra- Asrik(??)

Portia- Pashen'ka, Pavlik (kinda sounds like a bird name)

Ilya- Ilyusha, Ilyushka,

Muriel- Murochka, Murzik (a common cat name that means purr)

Lucio- Luchik (sounds like the word sunshine), Lusya

Valdemar- marchik, martik, Vladya, Vladik, Vladyusha

Valerius- Valera, Valerchik, Valya

Volta- Volya, Voltyusha

Faust- Faustyusha, faustik

Malak- Malchik(??? Literally means lil boy)

[aolyxe]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :3

Hiii! Thank you so much for ask, Anon! ^^

1. Mutuals 💕

2. Favourite fandoms and characters 💭

3. Space theme 🔭

4. My cats Eva and Murzik 🐈

5. Dandelions 🌱

Tags: @kokoshhh @vilochkaaa @nimillaarts @marbles-for-dinner @stinkiedinkiedoodles @bungiri @clownpalette @i-eat-kittens @rust-berrie

[kingeyeam]

What's it like to be in love?

It's all I'm really thinkin' of

And I was just wondering , will love ever know me?

'Cause my heart is open

And I've been hopin'

To find what it is everybody keep on talkin' 'bout (To show me what love is, yeah)

-Jagged Edge

[funsui]

Catwoman

Cosplay by AGflower || IG

Photo by Murzik

[alice-chan-chan]

my cats, brothers Murzik and Basya

[haxyr3]

Very important vocabulary - how to talk to Russian cats.

[elenaazra]

15 questions for 15 friends.

I was tagged @ellelans thanks, it was fun

1 Are you named after anyone?

No, my name was just popular the year I was born. But maybe this is for the best, where I was born, naming a child after someone is not the best omen

2 When was the last time you cried?

Yesterday. I watched the final episode of Black Sails and literally couldn't stop

3 Do you have kids?

No, and I wouldn't want to have my own. But I have many nephews and godchildren.

4 What sports do you play/ have you played?

Running at school. Perhaps I would do this now, but my injury does not allow it.

5 Do you use sarcasm?

I'm like Stiles Stilinski - sarcasm is my only defense.

6 What's the first thing you notice about people?

If we are talking about appearance, hands. Oh and the voice.

7 What's your eye colour?

Brown

8 Scary movies or happy endings?

A happy ending. I'm willing to put up with some drama if everything turns out okay in the end

9 Any talents?

Pretending to like my clients when they act like assholes.

10 Where were you born?

In the really beautiful city of Gomel, this is eastern Europe

11 What are your hobbies?

I collect Funko and read. I'm on Tumblr, does that count?

12 Do you have any pets?

Now I have a cat Murzik. Many years ago, my companion, my “child” and the joy of my life, the cat who had been with me for almost 15 years, died of old age. This wound will never heal, but soon I plan to honor her memory by getting a tattoo of her cute little face.

13 How tall are you?

158 cm it's 5.1

14 Favourite subject in school?

History.

15 Dream job?

Here I agree with my beloved ellelans - never work. but I think I would like to work in a bookstore or a store with some kind of merch.

tagging @lovecolibri @yelenasbuddie @newmania1212 and anyone who wants to do this