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my pal Avirella mentioned she was on a Bart Allen kick, and I love Blue Beetle. And then this happened <3 I love them very much, can't believe I drew this
#bart allen#impulse 1995#impulse fanart#jaime reyes#blue beetle#myart#do not use for ai#young justice#i did this all in 2hrs#that is a record for me#i <3 my streaming squad#they r very supportive#my art has 1 problem#bart could use more hair
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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through starless sky to blackest ground
#wof#wings of fire#wof moonwatcher#moonwatcher#wof moon#music#music art#art#artists on tumblr#wof nightwing#nightwing#model/actriz#dogsbody#maria#starlingfawn's art#2025#THROWS WOF ART ATBYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i am rereading wof ^^!!! i had already read arc 1 a couple of times so i figured i'd start at arc 2 and it's so fun oh my lord#i love moonwatcher so much.... i liked her when i first read these books but now giving it a reread her pov is so interesting#i love the silly overwhelmed dragon with questionable inner voices....#anyways i am so surpriswd reading these books coming from wc that-- the characters have friends?? unique traits and personalities?? they#have individual struggles?? the side characters are all loveable characters on their own and aren't just a way to advance the plot#forward??? the characters have their own unique dynamics with eachother????#sure i might have my problems with the books sometimes but they're pretty neat tbh ^^"#anyways this wouldn't be a certified starlingpaw post without a lyric that has no resemblance to the art itself so i added a model/actriz#lyric. i cannot believe i've never talked about those guys but they're an amazing band!! def recommend checking them out!!
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saw some mangy dog on the outskirts of town
#my art#oc#els#werewolf#furry#anthro#illustration#you would not believe the hassle this gave me lmao....i want to do more with it but i have to wipe my hands of it#idk if this looks good but it has to be finished i have to be finished with it#WORD OF ADVICE that allows a small glimpse into the horrible time i've had: PLAN YOUR COMPOSITIONS#GOD. initial drawing of els: 1-2 hours at most. trying to find a composition that doesn't suck: 100000 hours and ongoing#i think my problem is this els looks better zoomed in but finding a way to keep it zoomed in....mission impossible#i love this els face though. i will admit. i had to persevere to get SOMETHING that at least vaguely worked so i could show off this els#okay. okay. anyway it's greengage season again. big ups to greengages for making life just that much brighter#also the owls are goin crazyyy outside my window rn they are speaking and i am listening. in a delirium
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Akane's moment of weakness.
#my art#ranma 1/2#ranma saotome#nabiki tendo#akane tendo#I'll be honest I tried to make nabiki's hair more like the modern design#but I'm not sure if I managed to get it right#comic#comics#Also the proportions are admitedly all wonky on ranma but I have actual zero fucks to give about that#I've been picking it away on this one for some months now#and I really wanted to just put it out instead of fixing stuff here and there whenever I'm bored#nsfw-ish#this is basically a pinup level of sauce#but I know tumblr has a problem with whatever level of sauce people put out there
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Lab partners ♥️
(freshly defrosted from Nov last year)
#mother miranda#she just has that aura. people get concerned about lighting problems or that she might be possesed#Marian Clara#resident lover#9-1-1!RL#my art
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Also while im postal posting i had this that i drew for myself for self indulgence but i will also leave on the fandom's doorstep before galloping into the woods like a deer
#postal 1#postal 1997#my art#basically just pure indulgence but fuck it we ball#im getting a little better at drawing his face at least with the glasses?#idk if any other p1 artists have this problem but drawing him without them is like 'wtf this looks so bad'#but then i kinda doodle them on and oh nevermind its fine#but hey im doin my best especially since my brain has been mostly scott blasted yfeel me
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ok if youre doing caledonius and simon go all out. some important characterization about cal to me is she
is delighted to impart the beauty of history onto little minds
yet is completely disconnected and casual about killing them if it means bringing about the apocalypse she religiously believes in
knows that that's not okay and is willing to lie to the close friends of the kids she watched die when they are trying to find their dead friends
is truly worried about the well-being of her vulnerable students
words her concerns in a way that intentionally guilts her students into trying to go out and fix things themselves. things that, again, she helped cause (oh, i just hope we can find [pep, who is being blamed for spader's disappearance, which she witnessed] before the wiz cops find him first and blast him on sight... <- after claiming she can’t find pep herself and that she and Deb are the only people who care about him. like. she wants to find him to use him in a sacrifice ritual.)
like come on i just know she is lying about not being able to use some kind of locator spell to find him. she wanted deb to find him for her. why. insidious beastie.
ignores the kids that the other teachers like most in order to give preferential treatment to some kid no one else likes. like, as in, she ignores them as though those kids do not exist.
to be fair the reason the other teachers give spader preferential treatment is just because they want to put their god inside him. and she thinks hes not the right vessel. but she is also with those teachers. this is such a funny stupid little thing to me. the few teachers who don’t want to make any kids into a god-vessel, also generally give spader good treatment, because hes noisy and charismatic. but cal literally walks through him as if he is not there which is INTEGRAL to her character to me can you imagine the first time they tried to bring the second age of terror in. her sulking in the back. rolling her eyes when he explodes into viscera. called ittt. can we try my kid now
near-religiously worships peppermint butler. full back tattoo of him. as soon as she got a student that looked like him and/or that she knew used to be him, she could not keep her hands off of him. she begged the other teachers to let him in even though he set the whole stage on fire during auditions. she keeps picking him up and touching his hands
let the kid she was planning to sacrifice bring his friend with him to the ritual sacrifice chamber, instead of leaving her froze in the alley with the other kid she incapacitated, and only LATER ripped the two of them apart so they could yell at each other all weepy and scared in the dark. to be fair this worked in her favor because the only reason pep really wanted to drink the shit was because he wanted to be strong to protect deb but it was kind of insane that she let pep bring his friend along after all the work the teachers had gone through to get spader alone. they turned his cousin into a rock and never turned him back.
despite the phd she does not think or do things smartly. i could have been EASILY convinced she had killed blaine right there in front of everyone and lied about them being fine (what, are you planning to come GET them later?? theyre a liability for you! as soon as they get up they have SOOOOO much shit against you now you are a TEACHER WHO ATTACKED THEM)(uweh. if. anyone believes them.) if they werent just like, sitting there later. hanging out
sorry. okay. also.
teases bufo for being old in front of all her students and winks at him.
runs so fast she makes fire behind her and expects her students to keep up. shes like 12 feet tall and they are all like 0.5 feet tall
calls her lecture over her shoulder while she runs. after coming to class 5 minutes late. while screaming.
she seems to be the only one taking the cult thing seriously and she knows it but she does not do anything about that fact. she lets them kill some kid who probably wasn’t going to survive their ritual and then keeps bringing up the fact that he’s missing with other kids to encourage them to keep their spirits up (he’s dead. she watched him die the night before.). her fellow cult members dealt with it way more awkwardly (bufo told everyone spader had run away to a non-magic farm upstate to live it up) and she, as the fun and welcoming teacher, probably had to field dozens of upset teenage wizards while LITERALLY knowing that he was actual dead twenty feet away
This is everything I know about doctor caledonius love and light
#adventure time#wizard city#dr caledonius#long post#DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS!#to be fair half the reason they never changed larry back is bc spader and blaine are dumbasses and never like#tried to fix him themselves nor asked any teachers for help#and if anyone declined (larry has to be rock so he doesnt interfere with the Kidnapping Spader plan) they were just like okay❤️yay❤️#sometimes i think i will write about swizard and be so normal and then i write 100000 words. WHOOPS. sorry#me making this post pressing my hands together:please make drawings of spader please make drawings of spader.#if i see pictures of spader i will be hapy.#THROWS MY HANDS OUT! ALIVE!!!!!!!!#ALIVE SPADER!!!!!!#ill make it myself ahang on.#when does this au take place.it has to be when the kids are at the school right. yay. spader could be deadski but thats fine. that happens#simon finds out they just left this kid a rock and hes like AYE cant fix that but WHAT THE HELL. abracaDANIEL. can YOU fix this.#and the evil teachers are like staring daggers at him like noooo hes ssuspposeddd to be a rock. fucccck . NOW how do we get them apart.#SHITTTT the wizards city are coming back. I have to draw this au now.#Simon at wiz arts is really good to me but if he came before cal got killed then we have problems#awesome problems. like pep finally has an adult who isn’t too busy to help him buy new books#GggggggggggggggggEXPLODES!#I just kinda assume it all happens over the wc movie plot . because spader is alive for 1 minute and i want him HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyways lean into the freaky pepbut worship more guys. pep’s grandpa needs to know. it would be so funny. SOOOO funny
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[OC] Ninomiya Kurumi - Character Profile
🎀The charming and outgoing fashionista who's obsessed with anything cute! Ninomiya Kurumi!🎀
You can go to this link from our Oniyanagi Wiki site for her full character page!
"You see, I’ve always been a huge fan of cute things!"
Kurumi is one of the two 10th generation bosses of the Oniyanagi yakuza family (alongside her twin, Kana). She is a very energetic and friendly teenager, as well as a skilled martial artist.
Age: 14 Birthday: October 18 Zodiac Sign: ♎︎Libra Height: 158cm Weight: 46kg Gender: ? County of origin: Japan MBTI: ESFP Favorite Fruit: Peach Favorite cake: Peach/Apple/Banana-flavored cakes, Strawberry shortcake, Cheesecake
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PERSONALITY: She has a bad case of cute aggression!
Kurumi has an energetic and outgoing nature that makes it easy for her to make friends and connections. A very prominent obsession that she has is with all things that are cute, broadly ranging from fashion to adorable trinkets. Yes, even cute people are included too.
Despite her carefree demeanor, Kurumi can be surprisingly mature and reflective, often acting as a mediator when there are serious conflicts in her Family and being observant of its overall condition. When someone outside the Family starts becoming too close, she seems to start distancing herself.
SPECIALTY: She has dangerous superhuman strength, please use caution when hugging!
Kurumi inherited an extraordinary muscle constitution that grants her immense strength, enough to effortlessly handle a greatsword that's almost her size. If she is not careful in controlling her strength, she might end up breaking some bones if she gets carried away while hugging a normal person. This inherent characteristic of hers plus her martial arts are a deadly combination.
DAILY LIFE: Despite certain difficulties, she wants to become someone who can live true to herself.
At her new school, there are always various troubles and problems brewing around (may or may not be partly caused by her or her besties), but she always tries her best to help out her friends with a smile! After everything is settled, a nice trip to the shopping district with Kyoko and Haru wipes any remaining exhaustion off. Maybe they could even visit a cafe right after!
RELATIONSHIPS: A new school comes with new friendships!
Reborn: A cute and strong baby! He can be scary sometimes, though.
Tsuna: A cute future mafia boss! My first friend in Namimori too! Don't worry, I'll help you with Kyoko-chan!
Kyoko: She's such a cute girl! I hope we can spend more time together.
Haru: Another cute girl! She even asked me to do a cosplay collaboration project together!
Lambo: Another cute baby! He's just like a little brother to me. I'll take care of you, Lambo-chan!
I-pin: Such a nice cute little baby! Even Yui is fond of her. I'll take care of you too, I-pin-chan!
Bianchi: She's cute, but more than that, she's very cool too! But...You got it wrong Nee-san, my cooking isn't supposed to be poison cooking ueee 🥲
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If you read up to this point, then thank you so much for taking the time to do so! For these character profiles, I'll try to follow the style of the Vongola 77 profiles so that I can have a format to follow and stop myself from going too overboard haha. All information above (and in the wiki right now) only captures her character around the beginning of Daily Life Arc.
Any questions about her or the story is very much appreciated! (Please, the amount of serotonin boost is insane when I get OC asks! Yuipachi-sensei will answer it for you too hehe - I'm IP with an ask rn too ^o^)
When I finish Kana's character sheet, thinking of doing a second batch of outfit sheets for the twins with their non-school uniform outfits. Maybe their "mission" outfit and one set of casual clothes for each of them.
For credits, all Oniyanagi OCs are by me and @amiahoshi! While for the intro audio, Kurumi is voiced by erushaVA and I also got the background music here from MusMus!
Note: I finally un-privated the Oniyanagi wiki. Whenever I'm inactive/on hiatus, this place is my hideout to recharge. Kind of like the "Do it for her" meme, except I'm staring at my OC's page and gallery. Anyway, you'll see me hanging around there when I'm not in socmed, unless IRL reaaalllly decides to suck A LOT lmaoo
#khr#katekyo hitman reborn#khr oc#khre#ninomiya kurumi#oc#original character#oniyanagi#einart#einhighlights#the full tl of the audio clip is on the wiki btw!#☢️fangirling tags ahead 🫡 stay safe 🫡#MY BBG!!!#she has a full color character sheet and a voice 🥹🥹💖#someday i'll learn how to animate too#local oc artist fights for her life to improve her art skills out of love and affection for her ocs#also ive always been eyeing eru with voicing knrm for so long so im happy i got to save up enough to comm her for this!#me personally i prob replayed this audio at least 63 times#trying to engrave krm's voice onto the frontal lobe of my brain#outfit designs after those two extra outfits highly likely won't be colored unless it's like the main outfit for a major arc but who knows#bc my brain likes being extra with the ocs a lot of the time#i do have 1 problem and that is.....idk how i'll post this on twt and ig in a format i'll like....lmao
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I unfortunately picked up Bravely Default 2 again (I bought it back when it released) and then started over since I last played it in June 2021. And. You know what. I like these silly beans. And then I saw concept art for Dag's expressions and I am not the same. Why did they decide to give him huge fangs in it.
(also I'm trying so hard to avoid spoilers less for plot but more for characters so if you know anything that happens to characters shhhhh. also the expression concept is below the read more so you can see what I mean.)
#bravely default 2#dag rampage#selene noetic#i only just recently reached ch2 in the game and i may have a problem#someone was like wait how have you not gotten farther in 25 hours#and im like im sorry its a problem i have an obsession you dont understand#and then he found out i had three of the four party members with two jobs capped at 12#and then the fourth only had one capped but a bunch high up#and then i told him i was trying to get the gambler asterisk and that meant i had to play a childrens card game#and then i had to do side quests when they popped up#and he was like wait at that point you probably dont need jobs at 12 omg#and im like i know its a problem i cant stop it#so anyway chapter 1 took me forever because i committed to the grind too much#the emotions i feel for silly lil side characters ................ its too real#like even the fact that you beat these two up in the prologue im like teehee funny lil blonde guy#then you dont interact with them in a ch1 quest but they show up again at the same time doing the same quest#and guys i am FEELING EMOTIONS theyre just funny lil mercenaries doin funny lil mercenary things#also please do not tell me anything about the game past ch1 because i want to continue to enjoy experiencing it#which is why i have my ask box closed bc its a game from 2021 and i know im really behind the times#but i managed to not know anything until now and i wanna keep it that way#also i dont really know how to properly draw noses especially when i doodle#but his nose is important and i already struggle with his big jaw so i had to include it somehow#and in the concept art it looks like he has a lil stubble but in game i dont see it so im like ... squinting at he
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Im SO AMAZED with Dirge, such an intriguing character !!! I was wondering if he conscripted Shadowheart into his party and if so did they get along? They seem to have much in common, ideologically, as far as the "life is suffering" goes and especially with his symbolic symbol being a wolf. Also what does he think of the other companions??
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he did indeed!! orins hard reset essentially kicked him back to being a blank slate version of his core traits, that being community seeking and social cohesion. in the cult he only really had sceleritas and orin, which both reinforced a cycle of dependency on bhaal. without those two his next immediate social influences were laezel and shadowheart. act 1 dirge is a far cry from the bhaalist he used to be, and he only starts to resemble that person as he comes into himself, as it were, throughout act 2 into 3.
him and shadowheart are VERY close. dirge is, by nature, a very nosy and curious person so despite his pushing to get to know her, his subsequent respect of her answers and her devotion to shar earned him a good amount of brownie points. without bhaal breathing down his neck, he also has a pretty firm "fuck god" stance and shadowhearts relationship to shar hit a little too close to home to let stand so hes also a positive influence on her especially by act 2. there was a small crush that blossomed there in the beginning but pretty quickly faded in favor of being messy bitches getting tipsy and gossiping together. i like to think shadowheart is the one who initially kickstarts dirge into putting more effort into himself and not sitting around soaked in gore for days on end, and in return he dusts off his old braiding skills from orins younger years and helps shadowheart with her hair. theres a fun bit of foreshadowing i feel in shadowheart being "scared of wolves" but being so comfortable around dirge, which inevitably leads to shadowheart choosing to reject shar and reclaim her past
going just in order of acquisition, next (but technically first) is laezel. and what can i say. real respects real. no fuckin around, no beating around the bush, just cutting straight to the chase without any bullshit. dirge isnt afraid to get his hands dirty and doesnt shy from a fight, and i know he was thrilled to have SOMEONE who knows wtf is going on, even tho he does irritate laezel slightly by poppin shadowhearts pod open. laezel immediately picks up on what he hasnt figured out yet, in that hes a naturally skilled leader capable of making snappy but well reasoned decisions in crisis situations, with a near unshakable confidence in his own competency that bleeds over into everyone else performing better on his orders. it also helps that as soon as laezel commits to fucking over vlaakith, dirge is immediately in her corner, with again unshakable confidence that this is both doable and achievable
astarion is the first of his many weird situationships. in the same way queer people who arent out even to themselves flock together, the two of them hit it off near immediately despite the attempted throat slitting, and astarion remains one of dirges closest relationships period. in general the question of whether or not something is "moral" gets completely thrown out the window in favor of whether or not something is "helpful". absolutely no qualms about maiming killing stealing torturing etc here, but is this something that you actually want to do or just feel obligated to do? and in that vein dirge never once takes astarions seduction seriously. they fuck basically as soon as astarion puts it on the table, but dirge is explicit about it being just something fun to do to pass time, and never ties it to astarion as a person. when astarion tries to seduce dirge into a relationship, dirge just reiterates how astarions important to him and then spends the next dialogue taking the piss out of astarions cheesy pickup lines. its a very casual but consistent intimacy that constantly reaffirms astarions ability to take the persona off and still receive protection and safety, that also lets dirge figure out some key things about his sexuality, primarily that hes intensely sensory seeking (does enjoy astarion biting him, does enjoy taking a roll in the hay whenever the oppurtunity is available) but also that theres some skeletons in the closet that need unpacking (unremembered discomfort with topping or being the focused-on partner wrt sex). overall its a very slow paced intimate closeness that moves from a sortof friends-with-benefits to a purely nonsexual friendship that has astarion being really the only one consistently paying attention to dirges body language and behaviors and picking up on red flags everyone else is too uncomfortable to talk about. when astarion notices in act 3 that dirge is repeating the same twitchy standoffish behavior he hasnt engaged in since act 1, its because they have a casually intimate rapport that has no strings attached that lets astarion really commit to investing in the relationship without worrying about it being transactional. astarion also just enjoys hanging out with him, dirge is an unrepetant little weirdo and is fun without having any moral hangups the others have.
gale is dirges second weird situationship and god. rip gale this poor bhaalspawn is driving him fucking nuts. like first of all. charisma caster poorly socialized by a murder cult who has yet to figure out that whole "personal space" deal, who is currently mimicing the social dynamic of the party and taking heavy cues from mr "i totally have my shit together" ancuinin and exploring being Openly Flirtatious and typically gale saves that kind of thinking for the SECOND date thank you very much. second of all dirges second main stat is INT and his specialty is studying everything he can get his hands on, dirges main driving force when it comes to relationships is that metaphysical hunger thats so so tasty in warlocks that draws eldritch beings from miles off like moths to a porchlight. when self flagellation didnt cut it in the temple, dirge turned to consuming as much knowledge he could get his hands on, and that means the weird unwashed tiefling guy with a very noticeable animal musk scent underneath the blood is the only one who keeps up with your explanation of arcanic gate manipulation. hes a hands on learner btw whos standing right behind you so ur back hits his chest and he also just beamed an open mouth makeout sesh into ur brain. mission status Be Fucking Normal About Him difficulty impossible. it goes without saying that dirge fucking hates mystra for how she treats gale, but in a surprise twist that upsets even HIM, dirge came to the conclusion that apotheosis would strip gale of all the varied wonderful traits that make him powerful and capable, and would instead strip him down to a selfish one note wonder just like the rest of these divine bastards. we have to throw the crown out gale im so fucking sorry you have no idea how much it hurts to be a warlock of all things and to have that much power in your hands and toss it. like take two seconds and think about how much this hurts ME like GODDDD. AWFUL. AWFUL SITUATION. dirge is definitely too intense of a relationship for gale but that doesnt stop a very awkward act 2 confession. the game doesnt let me do this but i know in my heart that dirge would fuck that wizard, if only so his bro doesnt go to his death without having a nice night with the homies. the wizard sex doesnt count gale. in my opinion, post game gale, having NOT ascended, hasnt quite figured out the "wants to teach" biz yet and just kind of aimlessly loiters around dirge as a couchsurfer because he isnt ready to go home and spill his guts to his mom yet. also almost definitely has some unresolved feelings towards dirge hes still trying to work out
wyll is like. who isnt a little in love with wyll ravenguard. absolute icon. wylls opinion is important enough to dirge that it keeps his body count from climbing any higher than it does in game, and him and karlach are the sole reason the grove doesnt get razed. rip zevlor but dirge being amicable to you doesnt mean he cares, ur ass got saved by the PRIDE OF THE GATE. they never get SUPER close but dirge goes to bat for wyll every chance he gets, mainly because wyll doesnt. takes personal pleasure in putting his warlock experience to work to clown on mizora as often as possible. absolutely LOATHES ulder ravenguard for how hes treated wyll and the only reason ulder doesnt die is because wyll would be sad about it, and dirge really just has a huge softspot for the guy. wyll is a massive romantic in the classical sense so he doesnt match dirges freak sadly, but i know in my heart they are fucking up baldur gates food truck scene together and wyll is lovingly introducing dirge to the mid scene of microbrews.
karlach cliffgate is dirges best fuckin friend and hed kill for her. and die for her. but IDEALLY kill the SHIT out of zariel for her. vibes matched INSTANTLY, two deeply isolated weirdos who overwhelmingly just want to live with a passion for beating the shit out of people. dirge is just more generalist about it. karlach offers a very key and crucial component to any longterm relationship of any kind and that is Gettin A Lil Silly With It. if i programmed bg3 then whenever karlach does her idle pose lil dancey dance in the same party as dirge, hed sync and do it with her. the strongest positive influence on dirge, karlachs potential disapproval has saved the lives of many a gnome and tiefling refugee. equally touch starved, fixing her engine was a top priority, and while the game wont let me i think they have a casual friends with benefits situation happenin that stops when dirge settles into his relationship with minthara. but they never really stop being like. all over each other. karlach can kinda just do whatever she wants with him, just kinda pick him up, tuck him under her arm, leave. just move him places. when karlach can finally touch people, dirge just indulges that constantly. he doesnt mind at all. shitposting aside i rly do think karlach would like sit down by a campfire and then just yoink dirge onto her lap and hed just readjust to get comfortable and continue talking like nothing happened. theyre best friends, she helped dirge remember what its like to actually want to live, and he fights tooth and nail for her to want to choose to survive because the idea of losing karlach is too much to even think about.
extra party member bonus round!
halsin is amicable, they flirted openly early on but halsin waited too long to shoot his shot and minthara claimed him. is mostly dirges primary care doctor and the one who diagnoses dirge with chronic migraines and helps him medicate for it. extra strength painkillers cuz that bhaalspawn liver can go through a woodchipper and be fine
jaheira is similarly a "hits it off immediately" kinda relationship, esp cuz im p sure she groks the bhaalspawn deal well before he does. is good aligned but mostly just pragmatic, so she takes what she can get with dirge and is mostly satisfied that his loved ones are enough of a deterrent to keep him from doing any number of morally abhorrent things dirge doesnt actually give a shit about. playfully antagonistic family relationship, he loves bullying her in front of her kids, and her presence in the camp at night is a much needed balm for his anxiety
minsc is another "vibes matched instantly", but dirge is mostly happy he found someone he can go Psycho Mode on to vent some pent up unsatisfied Killing Urge without any risk of serious harm. act 3 is the worst for dirges Urge, so minsc being willing to spar until it dies down probably saved several unnamed randos from being gutted in the night. self described uncle, and while dirge is willing to consider minsc family, uncle feels like taking it a bit too far. not gonna complain tho. no idea what the fuck boo is and getting too awkward to seriously investigate.
minthara is honestly worthy of her own post entirely but to loosely summarize: love of his life. most important person in the world to him. it was love at first sight, and at every sight since. genuinely didnt think hed ever get to see her again and is thrilled every day they spend together. theres something So Much to the specific dynamic of Agent of God and the Divine Entity theyre in love with. isobel and aylin, dirge and minthara. how she swears her oath to him and how hes physicalized divinity. how she says there are no gods left for her but he finds her in moonrise anyways. i could write entire essays on them, and i WILL, but the summary important here is that she gets him locked down before act 2 is even over and that concretely ends most of his sexuality-exploring sensory-seeking FWB situationships because like. its minthara baenre. hes peaked.
#arach-tinilith#dirgeposting#ANOTHER LONG POST but somehow not nearly long enough for all my thoughts#i could hone in on any of them and Ramble Forever but im trying to curb my essayist tendencies and make SUMMARIES. but its so hard#rly dirge is a two note guy buried under nine million layers of trauma. he looks complex but he rly isnt he just has a lot of reactions#on a meta level hes an answer to the question of how you play an evil character in a good party#that being: he cares about These Specific People and absolutely no one else#he never stops being evil hes just considerate. he wouldve loved orins art if they ever got the chance to explore it together#hes never morally against like. any of the situations he prevents hes just against karlach being sad#he also learns two very important lessons in act 1!!#lesson one: people will get upset and cause problems if you just up and kill someone because you feel like it#LESSON TWO: IF YOU ASK THEY WILL POINT YOU TOWARDS PEOPLE TO KILL. WITHOUT YELLING!! ANNND GIVE YOU MONEY FOR IT
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physically i feel like i've experienced exhaustion going at least 75 on a side road while i was just chilling and standing next to my own mailbox when it hit me with its stupid 2025 ford f150 But at least my eyeballs aren't itchy :)
#just me hi#my. tumach. [tears in eyes]#anybody else get like a little bit sick to the stomach when they wake up badly show of hands ✋️#might be for other reasons but i'm blaming it all on this 1 problem so jfbdkfj#//anyway i have bought 3 games in my life which is a perfect number so obviously i'm going to try to never pay again 👍#why is this what i set my foot on? bc i like the number 3 any other questions that don't start with why jdhdjf#my proudest of them is probably the duck detective: the secret salami bc it is so silly dude hfvshfhs#i 💙 that divorced duck#also it was like 5 bucks not bad for the amount of time i spend not solving anything and listening to the music KFHSJF#i was on a roll until i was not. and then i was jamming so i feel like that takes priority yknow loll#the boss' office room music is probably my faavorite dude it's really good 🤌#i Could just listen to jazz but i like this stuff so i have to open the game to listen to it kfbsjf#plenty of fun for meee lmao#//anyway. agenda:#survive (8 hours remain)#maybe rotate my pi.e stuff. i have a wip i was actively working on that i forgot abt bc i forgot it was writing oTL#i Knew i was working on something but i started looking through my canvases like it would be there oTL n i'd forgottennnn#might draw too who knows. sniff#i've gotta figure out why these modpacks want me dead in a ditch#gotta delete from program files from my puter#consider more piercings#maybe reorganize my clothing box . bc ouhghhhhh it's a mess again lmao oTL and somehow more clothing ended up in there?? like this doesn't#even Belong to me man 😭#perhaps eat at some point who knows. if i'm feelin it(if i remember) [kicks pebble]#find socks For some reason i haven't been able to find any :1#oh wash my water cup :)☝️ it has been. a concerning amount of time since i've washed it .#yes i know better i just don't implement better it's like a whole character arc i'm having rn don't even worry abt it kfhskfjs#um have chicken alfredo this weekend. set on this one fs#explode my siblings. Badly#admire art i have saved (stare at it so intently my eyes dry out a little)
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Uniform redesign i was bored after losing motivation on the last drawing.
Also some other hc like the robes are made out of rayon or smth lightweight n cheap idk
#my art#harry potter#art#ARCHIVISTTest… Test… Test… 1#1... 2... 3... Right#My name is Jonathan Sims. I work for the Magnus Institute#London#an organisation dedicated to academic research into the esoteric and the#paranormal. The head of the Institute#Mr. Elias Bouchard#has employed me to replace the previous Head Archivist#one Gertrude Robinson#who has recently passed away.#I have been working as a researcher at the Institute for four years now and am familiar with most of our more significant contracts and#projects. Most reach dead ends#predictably enough#as incidents of the supernatural#such as they are – and I always emphasise there are#very few genuine cases – tend to resist easy conclusions. When an investigation has gone as far as it can#it is transferred to the Archives#Now#the Institute was founded in 1818#which means that the Archive contains almost 200 years of case files at this point.#Combine that with the fact that most of the Institute prefers the ivory tower of pure academia to the complicated work of dealing with#statements or recent experiences and you have the recipe for an impeccably organised library and an absolute mess of an archive. This isn’t#necessarily a problem – modern filing and indexing systems are a real wonder#and all it#would need is a half-decent archivist to keep it in order. Gertrude Robinson was apparently not that archivist.#From where I am sitting#I can see thousands of files. Many spread loosely around the place
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i miss kaneki
#jack.speaks#my art#forcing myself to do at least 1 little drawing a day to get used to this and see how i feel about stuff#csp is SO much fucking better than krita tho holy shit#way more intuative and easy to use and the ui is actually useful#i probably will end up shelling out the money for a full liscence#still dont know how i wanna structure this as a buisness and exactly what i wanna make and how i wanna sell it but#those are later me's problems#this week me just has to get used to making shit on the daily again#might start some gesture sketches tomorrow those always make such a huge difference as warm ups#bugs tw#also if any uses csp and has brush recommendations pls send them my way!!#i dont know what i like yet so im just taking recs so i can try out as many different things as possible
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Emotional hangovers are so fucking stupid.
"Oh, you went out and had an especially good time in a highly stimulating environment for a few hours? Nice going, you just cashed in 3 days worth of dopamine. Get Meh, jackass."
#k.e.w.k. overshares#neurodivergent problems#tw mental illness#“spare dopamine? spare dopamine ma'am?”#cried like a little bitch (/pos) at the Glass Beach show and got handed a setlist for the first time ever#[not pictured: Me up on cloud nine while down on my hands and knees in the pit]#that was thursday and im STILL ankle deep in the dopamine red 📉🤡#its a pattern that makes me warry about having more than a mildly pleasant time#because i know im gonna pay for it later and have to very carefully plan accordingly#ideally: day of rest/prep ➡️ afternoon of rest/double check prep before Fun Event ➡️✨FUN EVENT✨➡️ 1-3 days of emotional & physical recovery#[So Manageable ✅️ Very sustainable ✅️ Such fulfilling Adulthood ✅️]#thankfully i feel the emergence from my blanket nest cocoon coming but for now im slapping the snooze button a couple more times 🔋📈#thanks for being patient about ask and dm replies and art updates#(i feel like a jerk but that emotion is self-inflicted#bc you guys are great & know im a barely-functioning Adult that has a Job and also does irl stuff sometimes so thank you ily 🫰🥺)
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fun piece i drew of my seal <3 :D speedpaint here!
#animal jam#animal jam classic#aj classic#art#gallery#long time no post huh#doesnt post for 9 months. drops animal jam masterpiece speedpaint. refuses to elaborate. leaves#this and 1 other ajc doodle have been like the onlhy thingd ive drawn in ages and it kinda is mkaing me sad but#my shoulder problems got worse and now im in more pain than ever! ah ha ha! haaa. fun times#nice to doodle something every now and then to get the longing for art out my system
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