#my dms are OPEN

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

anyone in toronto want to try a new herb?

so my mom came by the other day and apparently our red toon tree (toona sinensis) is fuckin PRODUCING this year and dropped me off a BUSHEL of the leaves. Like way too much for me to reasonably eat before they start to go off. (nutella jar for scale)

If you live in toronto and would like to try some of this (or swap me some of your own food), dm me and we can figure out a public meetup

I know this herb/veg thingy as xiang chun, but there's like a billion goddamn names for it (here's the wikipedia page)

its really tasty, its like allium lite if that makes sense? bit fragrant, little bit pungent, very light. Easiest way it belongs is in eggs, if you're one to enjoy green onions in your omelettes, egg pancakes, etc these are a really neat treat that you can't buy from shops

[needyftmslut]

I need to be owned by a man. Have him control how I dress, when I touch, send him nudes whenever he asks no matter what I'm doing or where I am. I need a man to think for me while I just stay as his stupid little toy

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

if you’re a transgender person in western Washington and you want to learn how to use a gun, hit me up and I’ll hook you up.

Edit: I also have info on an upcoming class on how to use pepper spray, feel free to DM me if you’re interested in that too.

[ickymommyyy]

need icky girls showing off in my dms

[jaxfromthatcircus]

Jax help us

Randyworld2009 being a bitch to miss rabid-mercenary16 and their wife!! And their still being rude to women!!! We must spread the word to others to block this son of a bitch!!!

[mod coffee: mod here, can i get more information on this?]

[stonerbunnyposts]

if you moan when you eat pussy like this post for uh 👀science

[nerdycolorcupcake]

There are so many charlastor fics on Ao3 that i want to make fanart for, so I'll just start with one of my bigger favs

"Radio reign" by cdbazemore98

Had to take a pic of my tablet bc net is down atm

Legit love this fic by how dark and twisted it is

Won't spoil much cause y'all have to read to find out why i love it

The clothing isn't accurate but i hope i portrayed the vibes somewhat close

[museeeuuuum]

Hello brand new follower who left this comment on my post from almost exactly a year ago where I discussed the closure of Point Ellice House/losing my job.

I am not sure why you decided to follow me, but rest assured that I have dedicated my museum career to decolonial museum work, and that work began at Point Ellice House. My colleagues and I won awards and received glowing recognition for our historical accessibility and creating new interpretation that tackled the inherent colonial nature of Point Ellice House. We breathed life into that place in a way that no one ever has before. We were the first to acknowledge that Peter O'Reilly was an Indian Reserve Commissioner for 18 fucking years.

We lost it all a year ago when the province of British Columbia would not cough up the cash needed for us to pay ourselves. The society I worked for no longer managed the historic site so the website you saw was NOT representative of our work that we did. That is from a brand new non-profit managing the site.

It makes my blood boil that our work is being mistaken for the utter trash put out by Forager Foundation. The Metis Nation has just taken over PEH and I hope they do something positive with the place

Also, I lost my fucking job and over 3 years of blood, sweat, and tears. Sorry that isn't worthy of your sympathy.

ALSO, if you don't think these places are worth preserving why the fuck are you following me bud lol

[emilykaldwen]

To the other anon in my inbox, I hope my answer to the first anon answers yours. <3

Look, just keep it real y'all. I'm sorry that people are upset, or feel targeted, or like they're being talked badly about. I have felt this way too! I still feel this way a lot. The internet can be a really fucking lonely place and we're all just trying to survive in it.

You do not have to be everyone's friend. You *can't* be everyone's friend.

I used to worry a lot about people not liking me on the internet, like 'what did I do??' and really I just had to come to a place of yeah: people aren't going to like me, and I'm not going to like everyone. Not everyone is going to like my fic. And that's okay. It crosses into not-okay when people just start fighting about it, and making blogs and sending anon messages.

This is a lot of energy and it doesn't feel good. I can't imagine any of this makes anyone feel good.

Find your people. Sometimes those people might change. But I think everyone just wants to create and be seen. So if you're reading a fic, make sure to reblog it, or send a message saying you enjoyed their art/fic/whatever you're looking at.

And genuinely, seriously: Block. If you're reading this right now and you're like 'omg stfu natasha', then block me. It's okay. I'm not gonna be upset and talk bad about you because I'm not going to know.

Also, again, encouraging people to get into more than just one piece of media at a time. Do not fall down into having one fandom define all of your creative energy and output.

Keep carrying the torches for your fave characters. Keep writing, keep drawing, keep making your unhinged thirst posts and your meta and everything. And you'll find your people who want to be around you.

[dog4t]

I need a girl to call me a degenerate

[catdancinginthedark]

A Question To PWish fans

Hey guys. Sorry for writing this in here but I have a legitimate question about the Lawful Joke AU being actively promoted in these tags. Am I the only one that questions why Scarab looks and acts as a child, while Prismo (Prism) looks as an adult and is in a romantic relationship with him? Just curious. Want to hear your opinion on this.

[slutty-puppy-cow]

describe your boobs using only a picture of them

[idrkjulia]

if any of you like loser lesbians i am right here 🤙🏻😔

[lilyblisslys]

I need office hours except instead of questions it’s like 2 hours where trans people can send me videos of them jerking off

[yonicgirldick]

i love this sweater so much i need to get more pics in it (not a super good one but i think i still look good)

also pls bite my thighs

@eggcellentadventures @peachykinky @puppymiqwerty @pleadingemoji

[valskittens]

make me shut up, just shove your dick down my throat, pulling me by my hair deeper and deeper. i dont need to breathe, i need to choke on your cum. don't let me move away as i grip on your thighs, gagging, moaning and crying. lock my head in place right between your legs, fuck my throat. am i being a good boy? do i deserve to have your cum on my face? make me clean it off, i want to be a good kitten for you. i want my dumb crying face to be slapped with your hard dick. please use me.